GO HOME SHITNEY. Take care of your kids during this difficult time of getting rid of mr. shithead. I must be seen with Paris to look like a . . ...... where the hell am I going with this? Dumb and boring like Paris.
To paraphrase Todd, "The only thing for worse than regular Britney Spearks is a Britney Spears with Paris Hilton. It's like a homeless man with dog crap in his teeth. You'd think there would be no possible way for him to be more disgusting, but turns out you were wrong."
Clearly, the winner in this case is Ashlee Simpson. I never thought something would happen to make her SNL lip-sync disaster look tame, but Paris has definitely gone for the win on this one.
Even when Shitney is trying to look good, she still looks like she just woke up. Her hair is absolutely heinous. Too bad you guys didn't post the shots where, that same night, she took off her pants. Now that's classy.
Gawd, look at pitful Britney. She's just so tickled that the Kewl Kids are letting her hang with them.
If hanging out on the party circuit is what Britney thinks is going to revive her career, we're going to see a free-fall that beats Tara Reid, Kim Stewart, and Courtney Love for speed.
First of all, Britney needs to realize that if you want to look thin, NEVER hang out with people thinner than you. And secondly, what the hell is up with Britney's look? I almost thought I was looking at pics of Paris Hilton out with the lead singer of Cheap Trick.
It's so sad. Her life must be so empty and souless. Even with all the money in the world a person with really zero reason to exist goes into self destruct mode. Her own self loathing takes the form of heavy drinking and public humiliation.
Damn, I never thought the day would come when I'd see Paris and think she looks really good compared to the person standing next to her. Oooops, Britney - you did it again, trashy-trashy-trashy outfit. Too bad money doesn't buy any taste. Clearly she has proven this over and over again.
Does this woman have no idea how sick the public is of her? Has this woman NO pride...No brains...and no place else to go ...like somewhere there are NO cameras!
I think Shitney and Parasite are having an affair. Otherwise, Paris is getting a bit of publicity by putting up with the fat, brain-damaged has-been. Britney seems to be thinking, "OMG, I am like so lucky 'cause the real popular girls are payin' attention ta me, y'all!" without realizing that Paris is mocking her behind her back.
As for Shitney, she can't manage to rise above what she is -- trash. Pure trash. Only trash would dress like that, with naked extensions in the back and open-toed shoes. Only she could make Parasite look classy and well-put-together.
"It's like a homeless man with dog crap in his teeth" Omg I laughed so hard I almost had a aneurysm. I love you jenny and Todd! You two seriously are the funniest bloggers ever.
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GO HOME SHITNEY. Take care of your kids during this difficult time of getting rid of mr. shithead. I must be seen with Paris to look like a . . ...... where the hell am I going with this? Dumb and boring like Paris.
By chuggdog, on 10:19 AM
When she puked did the vomit burn a hole in the stage? I hope she fell into it.
By jeditemple, on 10:28 AM
her tunes are so bad they make me wanna puke anyway! nice to see they have the same effect on her now. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Paris Hilton: What an idiot!
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
oops, that was my fault. I put poison in the Grey Goose...
Damn! I guess it wasn't enough! All those STD's have bonded together to create some super-resistant immune system or something
oh well, on to Plan B...
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
Well at least Britney is now trying to learn how to be EXPENSIVE trailer trash...
lesson #1 - instead of Red Bull and Cheetos, drink vodka!
lesson #2 - instead of walking into gas station bathrooms barefoot, take off your fugly satin pants at the club and dance around in your fishnets!
I personally can't wait for lesson #3...instead of marrying useless, ugly, golddigging backup dancer, get engaged to useless, ugly, billionaire Greek.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
what the... nobody had a damn camera? i need to see it so i can really have a good laugh! the puke puked when it saw where it came from! skankhola!
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
She is so disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
I doubt the vomit coming out of her mouth was any more offensive than her voice.
By coolpapaboze, on 10:47 AM
Paris and Britney hang out? What? When did that happen? Is this Britney trying to come back?
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
what the fuck can she puke the bitch never eats , unless it was CUM from 20 guys and where are the pics the video of that whore puking??
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
If this is true, there has got to be a video about it. Please, oh please, let it be true.
By Nippy, on 11:15 AM
To paraphrase Todd,
"The only thing for worse than regular Britney Spearks is a Britney Spears with Paris Hilton. It's like a homeless man with dog crap in his teeth. You'd think there would be no possible way for him to be more disgusting, but turns out you were wrong."
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Clearly, the winner in this case is Ashlee Simpson. I never thought something would happen to make her SNL lip-sync disaster look tame, but Paris has definitely gone for the win on this one.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Even when Shitney is trying to look good, she still looks like she just woke up. Her hair is absolutely heinous. Too bad you guys didn't post the shots where, that same night, she took off her pants. Now that's classy.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Gawd, look at pitful Britney. She's just so tickled that the Kewl Kids are letting her hang with them.
If hanging out on the party circuit is what Britney thinks is going to revive her career, we're going to see a free-fall that beats Tara Reid, Kim Stewart, and Courtney Love for speed.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
First of all, Britney needs to realize that if you want to look thin, NEVER hang out with people thinner than you. And secondly, what the hell is up with Britney's look? I almost thought I was looking at pics of Paris Hilton out with the lead singer of Cheap Trick.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
It's so sad. Her life must be so empty and souless. Even with all the money in the world a person with really zero reason to exist goes into self destruct mode. Her own self loathing takes the form of heavy drinking and public humiliation.
S. Freud
By MikeG, on 1:13 PM
Damn, I never thought the day would come when I'd see Paris and think she looks really good compared to the person standing next to her. Oooops, Britney - you did it again, trashy-trashy-trashy outfit. Too bad money doesn't buy any taste. Clearly she has proven this over and over again.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Does this woman have no idea how sick the public is of her? Has this woman NO pride...No brains...and no place else to go ...like somewhere there are NO cameras!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
i heart joshua radin
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
Britney. the extensions are awful. They look like you found a golden retreiver and shaved it, then glued the fur to a bathing cap.
By Holls, on 7:17 PM
I think Shitney and Parasite are having an affair. Otherwise, Paris is getting a bit of publicity by putting up with the fat, brain-damaged has-been. Britney seems to be thinking, "OMG, I am like so lucky 'cause the real popular girls are payin' attention ta me, y'all!" without realizing that Paris is mocking her behind her back.
As for Shitney, she can't manage to rise above what she is -- trash. Pure trash. Only trash would dress like that, with naked extensions in the back and open-toed shoes. Only she could make Parasite look classy and well-put-together.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
Britney seems uncomfortable. What the hell is she wearing??
By Lora, on 11:28 PM
Ya'll stop makin fun of me. Those are some expensive extentions ya'll!
By Britney, on 12:47 AM
Check out the guy holding his nose in pic four! Poor thing.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM
I hate Paris, but I really can't believe this is true. There's tons of pictures from this night, but no one got a pic of her getting sick?
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
"It's like a homeless man with dog crap in his teeth" Omg I laughed so hard I almost had a aneurysm. I love you jenny and Todd! You two seriously are the funniest bloggers ever.
By Carolyn, on 4:55 PM
You can get projecticle vomiting Paris on a good nite. That's Paris at her best and her most disgusting!
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
you people are crazy, but where is the video?
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
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