36 Comments:

• I thought the same thing that you had written Todd. Paris' type of guy must have a wallet, penis (or strap on), and male(?).
  
  whore, whore, whore
  
  Harry. peel the scabs first, it will make it easier to slide it in!

  By chuggdog, on 2:31 PM  

• Wonky eye strikes again!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM  

• is it really still cool to stick your dick in paris hilton? i think there are prostitutes on streetcorners in the bronx who have had fewers partners than she's had. i really just don't get why this is a badge of honor for guys.

  By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM  

• Photo 3...geez
  
  Close your mouth, Paris; you look like you're missing a chromosome.

  By joejoe, on 2:41 PM  

• Holy shit! JoeJoe, you're in Toronto, aren't you? Isn't this the chick that sits outside of the old Eaton's entrance at Yonge and Dundas? The one that yammers on to herself about how pretty she is? I'm pretty sure I gave a couple of toonies to the chick in Pic #3 this morning. Has to be her.

  By Vigilante, on 2:46 PM  

• Yawn.

  By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

• well, this seems about right. it's time for paris and lindsey to play musical cocks. paris can have harry and lindsey can have k-fed-ex.

  By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM  

• Paris has some pretty serious CRAZY EYE going on in almost all these photos.
  
  All I'm saying is that the bitch better shut her fucking eyes when she's sucking my cock.

  By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

• good picture

  By superstar, on 3:38 PM  

• I see the wonky eye is still in full effect. I thought Blohan had the same dating philosophy as Paris - i.e. if it moves, fuck it. Strange that she's mad at somebody who "shares" so much with her.

  By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

• "musical cocks"
  
  I ROFLED.

  By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

• why the fuck would anyone want to screw Paris anymore? She's not exactly a conquest.
  
  I don't think Harry's cute anyway.

  By parissucksliterally, on 4:40 PM  

• No, Vigilante, I don't think that's the infamous Eaton's nutbar.
  
  I could be wrong, but, the Eaton's gal does a better job of making herself presentable to the public. ;)
  
  Not to mention manhands like those would be counter-productive to a panhandler.
  Sure, sure, those hands could eeeasily hold $20 in loosechange, but, before they'd receive a donation, any perspective donor would flee in fear.
  
  Seriously though, I think a methed-out orangutan would give a less frightening handjob than Parisite Hilton.....

  By joejoe, on 5:56 PM  

• HEY!! It's that fucking retarded ostrich again!! Or, is it that fucking big bird with a fucking glass eye?

  By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

• Every time I see her wonky eyed half open mouth look I want to smack her. No Paris you're not hot, you're a dirty herpes ridden whore who is so overrated almost everyone knows it and doesn't give a shit about you anymore. There!

  By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM  

• why the hell would paris hilton need a rich guy? she has all the money she will ever need already...youd think shed marry some poor dude and turn his life around, ok that would never happen, but how about going out with people for some other reason than money? god shes so damn shallow its sickening

  By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM  

• 7:18, didn't you watch "Simple Life"? Come on, you know you did. She can't relate to people w/o money. And, besides, she is probably only worth what she has mad through her whoring ways. Grandpa took the hotel chain public, so the rest of the offspring are just leeches. Sure there is some loot there, but her $150M is only when her parents die. She wants to be independent of her parents and still live like there's billions at the bank.

  By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM  

• LMAO!!! it cracks me up how many men sleep with paris. i swear she must use hynposis through her vagina.
  
  and lindsay... good lord lindsay, she sure knows how to pick 'em doesn't she? a little tip lindsay: pick the guy you are LEAST attracted to, and marry him.

  By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM  

• I googled him. He's not bad looking. So why on earth is he hanging around with these two talentless whores when he could probably have any up-and-coming Italian/Brazilian/Czech supermodel?
  
  There must be something in the water over there. Either that or these guys have a serious case of permanent beer goggles.
  
  anon 7:18: A la K-Fed? That didn't work out so well.

  By sam991, on 10:29 PM  

• Oh fuck this whore is fucking another girls boyfriend again ,she needs to get punched again by that chick or by stupid lindsay ,din't she said that her pussy was going to take a break for a year hahahaha her pussy does all the thinking for her what a huge slut paris is , when paris has a cock in her she is happy

  By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM  

• Why does she always stand like she need to pee? Is she trying to keep her snatch from falling out?

  By Hottie Hottie, on 1:48 AM  

• 7:18
  Britney tried the route of marrying some poor dude and we see how that worked out...;)

  By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM  

• i'd try to see if i could shoot a load into her open mouth and lazy eye from a distance.

  By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM  

• Every time you put up a Paris Hilton post, God kills a kitten.
  
  Please... think of the kittens.

  By meagan, on 7:57 AM  

• who can resist her classic grecian beauty? nobody.

  By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM  

• lindsay didn't "hit the roof" she hit the ceiling. yup, she's a squirter. she was masturbating for an hour, envisioning the 3-way.

  By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM  

• the wonk is in full force in pic 2 & 3

  By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM  

• all i can do is sit back and laugh i love seeing this high school drama being played out in young whore hollywood....its great and to be honest i love readding anything that makes blowhard mad it makes my day i know its not right to find joy in other peoples sorrow but im so overjoyed the wonkyeye stoled yet another one of the stinky firecrotchs men ...are these guys out of their minds all the beautiful normal women out there and they get mixed up with the walking std's of hollywood? lawrd help them see the light...

  By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

• Keeping the STDs in the family, so to speak. As long as they continue to fuck in the same circles, they will only infect each other.
  
  Natural selection occuring right before our eyes!
  
  The one caveat to this theory: GROUPIES. Damn you groupies!

  By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

• I'm not understanding why a man would want to have sex with this thing? It's gonna be BAD SEX. We've all seen what a dead lay this man, I mean thing, oops WHORE is.
  
  Shit, I'll bet Stephen Hawkings is a better lay than her. With the voicebox attached.

  By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

• "'Harry is Paris's type of guy', says a source."
  
  
  Am I the only one who misunderstood that at first to mean "blood type" before reading on?

  By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

• If he stayed at her house, he's already pissing blood. Bleed on asshole.

  By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

• Lohan can chase Hilton's castoffs but Hilton can't chase hers.... Goofy. Lohan should get back to 'work' before she slides down to B list level.

  By newsgrrl, on 4:18 PM  

• Why won't Parasite just GO AWAY. I'm so sick of hearing about this vapid narcissist. It's not even fun any more! (Lindsay on the other hand.....)

  By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

• Paris' type is a guy fresh off of another woman. Britney is hanging out with her to prevent the tonsil-hockey hook-up with K-Fed-Ex.

  By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM  

• What is it with these women who think they have 'dibbs' on these guys long after they've quit dating them?

  By vriss, on 5:11 PM  

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