Why can't I get a job like that! I'd spit on that dude. Someone brought in one of her magazines, it was the WORST crap ever. She interveiwed Dennis Quade (sp?) all she wanted to know was what kind of shit he had in his fridge and the article read like her talking, I thought I was reading some chicks high school year book. COOOOL!
Friggin hate them both. The head to body ratio with Giada is staggering. Does have a nice little bike rack going for her though. Ray simply should be drown in a burlap sack like a kitten. There are no rewarding qualities about her.
I agree. Even that fat ass "Barefoot Contessa" is able to make her show kinda sexy. I like Alton Brown too. A science lesson about what you're cooking and how and why it cooks the way it does is fun. I admit watching these cooking shows is addictive. I actually like cooking now and almost never order out or go to restaurants anymore.
Damn, Rachael Ray is getting FAT! I guess eating for a living will do that to you...
Giada De Laurentis I like, but she has totally got that orange-on-a-popsicle-stick-bobblehead thing going, which drives me nuts. The girl has the biggest head I've ever seen.
I am a hard-core Alton Brown girl, though! So glad to see I'm not the only one. He rocks my socks off.
However, if I could get Gordon Ramsay to cook for me, I would do things to him that would make a 10 on your perv scale look like holding hands. Yum.
But it's hard to cook like her and a lot of her food is greasy and gross. She uses so many kitchen tools and food prcessing things I'd never have room for in my kitchen or ever use. She's still hot as hell. I wish I had her boobs (and kitchen).
This fat fuck Perez doesn't post any comments written by anyone smarter than he thinks he is -- let's all talk about that clip where he's stuffing his face with an eclair and gets served and, as the manilla envelope falls to the table, he has no funny captions or quips to utter - he looks effin scared and can't even speak- watch the clip its HILARIOUS - The Fat Kid With Image Problems cannot hide his true identity in THAT video, now, can he?
Good to know I'm not the only person who is mortally annoyed by Rachael Ray. Her voice aches my ears. Her recipes are nothing special. Her faults would be perfectly excusable if she was nice to look at, but, let's be honest, the girl is built like a damn Ewok.
And since 30 minutes of "I can't shut my fat yap" apparently wasn't enough, now some numbnuts gave that stupid bitch Rachael Ray her own "talk" show. That's about as fucking annoying as it gets.
I ripped it down, dani. It was emailed to me by about 10 different people, so I didn't bother to check that the source is some "fake news" site. Joke's on me. El oh el.
I met RR's husband at an event one evening -- he's even more annoying and perky that she is. Together, they would cause even a saint to committ double-homicide. He had the nerve to invite me to one of his crappy shows for his rock band. NOT!
i get all hot when i see the japanese guy bite a pepper on iron chef...lol ok seriously, i always thought sandra lee was a milf, but giada is pretty good looking too
OK so Rachel Ray is annoying and I hate her voice - it makes my ears bleed, but giada has a GIANT head, and they recently switched the type of lense they use to shoot her show b/c her head is so big. its massive! It has its own weather system. Head! Sandwich! Now!
At least Giada shows some cleavage, when Rachael does I feel like gouging my eyes out. And if I could rip my ears off everytime I hear RR say E.V.O.O and then she dares explain what it stands for EVERY SINGLE TIME, I would. I can't believe they gave her her own show...that's one heinous piece of work. I read somewhere that she likes stretch jeans and buys a size 4 or 6...if that's so then I'm a size 2 because that bitch has a HUGE ass!
About once a week I make a "food network" dinner (usually just one recipe from one chef) for me and my wife. I've been doing this for about 7 or so years. The verdict on quality and taste by chef, regardless of personality, is as follows, according to my wife and I.
1. Emeril (almost always great) 2. Mario Batali 3. Sara Moulton 4. Bobby Flay . . . . . . 53. Rachel Ray
PS - all time sexiest food network chef - Padma Lakshmi
I know personally at least 3 people Rachael Ray fucked on her way (and to get to) the top. The girl wanted fame and wealth bad and got it. I also know she comes from a fucked up abusive home which is one of the reasons she was such a ho.
jeez i think emeril's food is like bland vomit. it's a mess. i've eaten at his restaurants and cooked his recipes. it really is terrible at least in my opinion.
5. Alton Brown. Science is fun. 4. Emeril. Most of his stuff looks edible. 3. Giada. She is currently the best looking person on the food channel and almost all of her stuff looks edible. 2. Padma Lakshmi. Salman Rushdie is one lucky man (minus being condemned to death by a bunch of religios fanatics). 1. Anthony Bourdain. I like seeing people eat beating python hearts.
I don't care for Rachael lately, her earlier 30 minute meals shows were decent, but no one deserves a spouse like this. I love Giada. And her recipes are awesome.
4:04, I like Nigella, haven't tried her recipes though. But the camerawork on her show is so weird - it's like they're shooting around corners in a tiny, tiny room. I can't figure out the point of that.
I'm totally in love with Tyler Florence. I always wanted him to come to my house and cook with me when he had his Food 911 show. But I never had enough nerve to call because my kitchen is not as nice as the kitchen's those every day people always had.
His new show is good, my little pet name for him is "cookie".
I love cooking recipes from Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade. They are real and so easy because she just doctor's up the store bought stuff.
All of you that think Giada is hot and love her show are demented. When she smiles it looks like a grimace. No human smiles like that. Her eyes are spread so far apart it looks like they're trying to jump off her head. And I can't stand the way they turn the volume up like they've shoved the microphone INTO the food. The way she says "creamy" from the back of her throat is disgusting. But good food though.
I'm also laughing my ass of about RR's husband. I hate her so much. She makes me want to claw my eyes out and chop my ears off. She once took a sip of beer and said, "Yummy!" Who the fuck says beer is yummy????!????!???! She doesn't tip for shit either. What a bitch. Bitch with shitty food.
Ina Garten is certainly not the sexiest cook on there, but she's the best. I think the worst is Sandra Lee. She's a fraud. And there's no way you can eat all the preservatives and food dies she has in her recipes and be a healthy person. Too many canned goods and premade foods for me.
Her head that was the first thing I noticed about "Everyday Italian", then her breasts and the food. Clooney is the indisputable bobblehead though. His head isn't big but watch him, in Batman 4.
And people are definitely on Rachel Ray's nuts right now. I love seeing America literally eating up rubbish like this, I hope someone points out we keep going to see Pixar's latest sh*thouse CGI movie. I SWEAR we're still in the Dark Ages.
Anthony Bourdain is the man. He is like rock&roll and food put together. He goes out into the world and probably bangs a ton of chicks. He has the best job in on television.
Rachael Ray is NOT fat. She's actually really beautiful in person. I don't know why everyone is so judgemental and mean to her. I think it's great that someone so normal is popular and successful. People, what do we want, more Paris Hilton's? YUCK! I say give the normal people our support!
Has anyone noticed that Emeril's the only one with Blacks on his show? I think the Italian guy Michael something had a black on, but he was a blues singer, performing. That doesn't count.
BTW - Nigella has funky camera angles 'cause she doesn't want anyone to know she's a bit chunky. And Sandra Dee there, whatever her name is, is not a MILF - she talks all the time about how she's never had kids. And you're all RIGHT - Rachel Ray is annoying as hell.
id tap her faster then a keg at a frat house rush party......im not marryin her, i just wanna little piece of that pie..... Now that blond chick Sandra Lee..now theres a babe....Id poke that like a campfire log.....id jam that faster then Zerox copier....Id slam her harder then a screen door in a hurricane......get my drift?
Dude, Rachel Ray's cooking style is of the, "crumble up a bunch of Doritos, then throw 'em into a Cup o Noodles, then add about a tablespoon of EVOO, which is what I call extra virgin olive oil...hehehe, EVOO!" NO! F that - she is too perky and annoying, and she is anything but NORMAL. Whoever said it was great that someone normal has a TV show, I couldn't agree less with you. She is not normal - she's a big freak and not in the funky, interesting way. She's loud and obnoxious. She has to constantly explain to us what EVOO means, even though everyone on the fricking planet knows that by now! She talks about her family and how much they love to cook WAAAAAAY too much. She stiffs waitstaff on their tip on her "$40.00 A Day" and "Tasty Travels" shows. I can't buy Trisquits without seeing her stupid face on the box. I can't go grocery shopping and glance at the magazine rack while I'm waiting in line without seeing her ugly mug on some publication or another. I do not want to hear another story about Grampy Emanuel and how he puts nutmeg on everything. It is so stupid that she puts nutmeg in so many dishes because, "it's what makes people wonder, 'ooh what's that'." She's got that raspy hag voice I can't stand. Plus, she is a very mediocre cook.
I don't think it's good when talentless frauds get to have a whole string of television shows. We should want to save those time slots for quality programming, not for mediocre hacks. But someone thought it was a good idea to accept sexual favors from her in exchange for endless airtime and overexposure.
RR is simply a victim of overexposure. I found her show 30MM refreshing at first but now she just pisses me off. And what's with dragging her creepy "honey" into every episode of her travel shows? Ugh that guy makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. He may be Satan's spawn! lol Giada is definitely selling SEX with a little cooking thrown in. That's why she forgets to tell you how much flour and sugar to use after stating how important it is to use EXACT measurements. What a bimbo!! Her boobs are more disproportionate than her head and teeth!. Only Sarah Molton is more of a ding-bat in the kitchen I like Good Eats because it's funny in a theatrical way and I am interested in the history and science of food. If he's not careful, he will get overexposed like poor RR. Sandra Lee IS a fraud. Who did she blow to get her own show? Puleeze! Ina Garten has some simple great recipes and knows the importance of using using fresh, high quality ingredients. She can't cook ethnic, though but it is hysterically entertaining when she tries. The reason she is not on top is because of her age and weight. Emeril started the wave of celebrity chefs but enough already. Can't he and Wolfgang just RETIRE now? I would never cook anything like Paula Dean does because I don't feel the need to put extra butter and cream in EVERY SINGLE THING I cook to make it palatable! Ever hear of spices? Let's not even mention Dumb and Dumber with their own show...? Nigella is just another food porn show! Whatever......
I hate the way john her so called honey keeps poping up on 40-a-day he makes me turn the channel RR is ok her voice gets on my last nerve but shes pretty and i like her but her husband needs to find a better denist to whitten them teeth
c'mon guys if either RR or Giada asked me to fuck them or spit on them I wouldn't hesitate a second and if you would....well you're probably a fag! Imagine a 3-some "big headed" Giada bobbing down on my canole and "Oompa Loompa" Rachel sitting on my face......oh man what a sight!
RR is heinous, yes, but Giada takes the cake. Her giant mouth and her 5,000 teeth are just FREAKY and WRONG. And the way they always dress her in a completely slutty and inappropriate outfit in the little beginning segment when she's describing the meal that she's about to cook. Barefoot Contessa...I dunno...she should bug the shit out of me, but for whatever reason, she doesn't. Perhaps it's because it always seems like she's popped three Valium right before the camera starts rolling as she's preparing a meal for uptight, rich Hampton queens. Plus, I can sort of imagine her in a leather corset lying in wait for Husband Jeffrey...sort of Kitten with a Whip. And Sandra Lee? Give me a break. That chick is NOT MILF...she is rode hard and put up wet. Bitch opens up some cans and they give her her own show? And when she talks about her "tablescape," I want to throw a cleaver at my TV. Paula Deen, that chick is just down-home fabulous. I fell in love with her when she uttered the words "I just don't think you can throw a party without cream cheese...I really don't." Anthony Bourdain, though, he's my boy. He's ugly-sexy. I'll eat eel nuts and suck back homebrews with him any day!
Sandra Lee makes one food item and 6 cocktails. Have you noticed she coordinates her white kitchen with what ever drink she is surviving. Get a life,lush.
The truth is as follows. Giada is better looking than Rachael in every way. The only thing Rachael has on Giada is her round ass. anyone who doesn't rate Giada at at aleast a 9 is either gay or has a very poor taste in women.
Those who claim she has a big head is hilarious, only jelous women bring up that topic. Her head may be a little bigger than normal, but I'd do a lot of things to her(I could go on and on about this).
Face it, she's prettier than almost every woman out there, and she cooks great dishes.
I like Giada's show, but want to kick her ass when she is talking about choclate and cream. She is a size two!!! I buy it when Paula giggles about butter but not giada.
RR is annoying, but one has to realize that she is proving a valuable service to the majority of americans who just want to put A decent meal on the table in a reasonable amount of time and for that she should be recogized.
83 Comments:
rachel ray is absolutely heinous.
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
I've rubbed one out to that everyday italian show.
By kinda embarrassed, on 3:22 PM
E.V.O.O. I fucking hate that! Just say "Olive Oil"!
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Why can't I get a job like that! I'd spit on that dude. Someone brought in one of her magazines, it was the WORST crap ever. She interveiwed Dennis Quade (sp?) all she wanted to know was what kind of shit he had in his fridge and the article read like her talking, I thought I was reading some chicks high school year book. COOOOL!
By Bitch McMean, on 3:24 PM
They look like hobbits. Except scarier.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
lol at "bitch mcmean"
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Short people are annoying.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
People that giggle when they cook are up to no good.
By Bitch McMean, on 3:32 PM
it's a funny story because i work as a cook at a popular restaurant, and i'm always spitting into the food
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Friggin hate them both. The head to body ratio with Giada is staggering. Does have a nice little bike rack going for her though. Ray simply should be drown in a burlap sack like a kitten. There are no rewarding qualities about her.
By Hells Kitchen, on 3:39 PM
3:35 is a funny story because I'm a serial killer and I murder cooks who spit in food.
See ya around! :D
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Love the comparison of Giada vs. Rachael- food porn vs. birth control. HA!
Giada is hot, but my one true love on Food Network remains Alton Brown. What can I say- nerds do it for me.
By Skwerly, on 3:40 PM
Never heard of any of these people.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
I agree. Even that fat ass "Barefoot Contessa" is able to make her show kinda sexy. I like Alton Brown too. A science lesson about what you're cooking and how and why it cooks the way it does is fun. I admit watching these cooking shows is addictive. I actually like cooking now and almost never order out or go to restaurants anymore.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Nigella Lawson owns both of them.
By Binary, on 3:54 PM
3:40 is a funny story because i'm an analyst and a therapist, and i treat serial killers.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Damn, Rachael Ray is getting FAT! I guess eating for a living will do that to you...
Giada De Laurentis I like, but she has totally got that orange-on-a-popsicle-stick-bobblehead thing going, which drives me nuts. The girl has the biggest head I've ever seen.
I am a hard-core Alton Brown girl, though! So glad to see I'm not the only one. He rocks my socks off.
However, if I could get Gordon Ramsay to cook for me, I would do things to him that would make a 10 on your perv scale look like holding hands. Yum.
By AnnArrogance, on 3:58 PM
Food shows aside, I smell....(sniff) SLANDER. With a side of libel.
Blood-Sucking Lawyers to the rescue!
By Vigilante, on 4:00 PM
I love me some "Everyday Italian". Whenever I watch it, I ovulate. And that's saying a lot, considering I'm on the pill.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
*gasps*
I love Nigella!
But it's hard to cook like her and a lot of her food is greasy and gross. She uses so many kitchen tools and food prcessing things I'd never have room for in my kitchen or ever use. She's still hot as hell. I wish I had her boobs (and kitchen).
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Rachael Ray isn't fat. She's just short and squatty with a big head like Britney and Jessica Simpson.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
This fat fuck Perez doesn't post any comments written by anyone smarter than he thinks he is -- let's all talk about that clip where he's stuffing his face with an eclair and gets served and, as the manilla envelope falls to the table, he has no funny captions or quips to utter - he looks effin scared and can't even speak- watch the clip its HILARIOUS - The Fat Kid With Image Problems cannot hide his true identity in THAT video, now, can he?
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Doesn't this, like, break the "Hooker Code of Silence," or something??
By Zen Wizard, on 4:57 PM
I'm mostly curious why he was hanging around a lesbian bar. That seem counter-productive to me.
By sam991, on 5:04 PM
Good to know I'm not the only person who is mortally annoyed by Rachael Ray.
Her voice aches my ears.
Her recipes are nothing special.
Her faults would be perfectly excusable if she was nice to look at, but, let's be honest, the girl is built like a damn Ewok.
Giada? I'da stuffa hera ravioli gooda!
Alton Brown is good. I love the 'Good Eats' show.
By joejoe, on 5:11 PM
And since 30 minutes of "I can't shut my fat yap" apparently wasn't enough, now some numbnuts gave that stupid bitch Rachael Ray her own "talk" show. That's about as fucking annoying as it gets.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
Rachael's got man-hands too. Ewww.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
what just happened to the "dane cook is dead" story?
By Dani, on 5:23 PM
I ripped it down, dani. It was emailed to me by about 10 different people, so I didn't bother to check that the source is some "fake news" site. Joke's on me. El oh el.
By Jenny, on 5:24 PM
oh ok. sorry jenny :)
By Dani, on 5:26 PM
I met RR's husband at an event one evening -- he's even more annoying and perky that she is. Together, they would cause even a saint to committ double-homicide. He had the nerve to invite me to one of his crappy shows for his rock band. NOT!
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
I like Paula Dean, She knows how to cook, she enjoys food and she doesn't give a rats ass about it!
By Bitch McMean, on 7:25 PM
i get all hot when i see the japanese guy bite a pepper on iron chef...lol ok seriously, i always thought sandra lee was a milf, but giada is pretty good looking too
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
i know it's not food network...but curtis stone on take home chef (tlc) is a god. ten bucks says he's knocked up about half the women he's cooked for.
rachael ray makes all those other annoyingly perky women feel good about themselves because one of their own is on the telly.
and i would so have alton brown's love child. just tell me when.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM
OK so Rachel Ray is annoying and I hate her voice - it makes my ears bleed, but giada has a GIANT head, and they recently switched the type of lense they use to shoot her show b/c her head is so big. its massive! It has its own weather system. Head! Sandwich! Now!
By Ruby, on 9:27 PM
At least Giada shows some cleavage, when Rachael does I feel like gouging my eyes out. And if I could rip my ears off everytime I hear RR say E.V.O.O and then she dares explain what it stands for EVERY SINGLE TIME, I would. I can't believe they gave her her own show...that's one heinous piece of work. I read somewhere that she likes stretch jeans and buys a size 4 or 6...if that's so then I'm a size 2 because that bitch has a HUGE ass!
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
About once a week I make a "food network" dinner (usually just one recipe from one chef) for me and my wife. I've been doing this for about 7 or so years. The verdict on quality and taste by chef, regardless of personality, is as follows, according to my wife and I.
1. Emeril (almost always great)
2. Mario Batali
3. Sara Moulton
4. Bobby Flay
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53. Rachel Ray
PS - all time sexiest food network chef - Padma Lakshmi
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
I know personally at least 3 people Rachael Ray fucked on her way (and to get to) the top. The girl wanted fame and wealth bad and got it. I also know she comes from a fucked up abusive home which is one of the reasons she was such a ho.
By upstate ny, on 10:22 PM
@ ruby ... fun "So I Married an Axe Murderer" quote, but it's "Head! Paper! Now!" and/or "Head! Pants! Now!"
Back on topic, Rachael Ray's voice is hell on the ears and "heed."
By scotland, on 10:33 PM
jeez i think emeril's food is like bland vomit. it's a mess. i've eaten at his restaurants and cooked his recipes. it really is terrible at least in my opinion.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
Giada's show IS food porn, gotta love the low-cut shirts...
By Anonymous, on 1:09 AM
Top 5 most beast tv chefs
5. Alton Brown. Science is fun.
4. Emeril. Most of his stuff looks edible.
3. Giada. She is currently the best looking person on the food channel and almost all of her stuff looks edible.
2. Padma Lakshmi. Salman Rushdie is one lucky man (minus being condemned to death by a bunch of religios fanatics).
1. Anthony Bourdain. I like seeing people eat beating python hearts.
By EvilSamurai, on 5:13 AM
I don't care for Rachael lately, her earlier 30 minute meals shows were decent, but no one deserves a spouse like this.
I love Giada. And her recipes are awesome.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
4:04, I like Nigella, haven't tried her recipes though. But the camerawork on her show is so weird - it's like they're shooting around corners in a tiny, tiny room. I can't figure out the point of that.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 AM
I'm totally in love with Tyler Florence. I always wanted him to come to my house and cook with me when he had his Food 911 show. But I never had enough nerve to call because my kitchen is not as nice as the kitchen's those every day people always had.
His new show is good, my little pet name for him is "cookie".
I love cooking recipes from Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade. They are real and so easy because she just doctor's up the store bought stuff.
Her beer margaritas are to die for!
By creativegirl, on 6:50 AM
Eh. I'd fuck em both.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Wait, you called Rachel a "bobblehead" but you LIKE Giada??? Giada is Queen Bobblehead.
By Shannon, on 8:15 AM
Giada is definitely a bobblehead. Rachael is more like an Oompa Loompa.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
All of you that think Giada is hot and love her show are demented. When she smiles it looks like a grimace. No human smiles like that. Her eyes are spread so far apart it looks like they're trying to jump off her head. And I can't stand the way they turn the volume up like they've shoved the microphone INTO the food. The way she says "creamy" from the back of her throat is disgusting. But good food though.
I'm also laughing my ass of about RR's husband. I hate her so much. She makes me want to claw my eyes out and chop my ears off. She once took a sip of beer and said, "Yummy!" Who the fuck says beer is yummy????!????!???! She doesn't tip for shit either. What a bitch. Bitch with shitty food.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Shit, I could have fucked him up royally, for the right price ...who knew!
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
ewww look at Giada's arms! they are shorter than Mat McConnahey's (sp) and her hands are bigger than Paris Hilton's!
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
hey
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Ina Garten is certainly not the sexiest cook on there, but she's the best. I think the worst is Sandra Lee. She's a fraud. And there's no way you can eat all the preservatives and food dies she has in her recipes and be a healthy person. Too many canned goods and premade foods for me.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Her head that was the first thing I noticed about "Everyday Italian", then her breasts and the food. Clooney is the indisputable bobblehead though. His head isn't big but watch him, in Batman 4.
And people are definitely on Rachel Ray's nuts right now. I love seeing America literally eating up rubbish like this, I hope someone points out we keep going to see Pixar's latest sh*thouse CGI movie. I SWEAR we're still in the Dark Ages.
By bob dylan, on 9:29 PM
Giada De Laurentiis: Yummy food, yummy all the way around...
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
Anthony Bourdain is the man. He is like rock&roll and food put together. He goes out into the world and probably bangs a ton of chicks. He has the best job in on television.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Rachael Ray is NOT fat. She's actually really beautiful in person. I don't know why everyone is so judgemental and mean to her. I think it's great that someone so normal is popular and successful. People, what do we want, more Paris Hilton's? YUCK!
I say give the normal people our support!
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
I HATE RACHEL RAY!
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
Has anyone noticed that Emeril's the only one with Blacks on his show? I think the Italian guy Michael something had a black on, but he was a blues singer, performing. That doesn't count.
BTW - Nigella has funky camera angles 'cause she doesn't want anyone to know she's a bit chunky. And Sandra Dee there, whatever her name is, is not a MILF - she talks all the time about how she's never had kids. And you're all RIGHT - Rachel Ray is annoying as hell.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Tyler Florence has been eating too much of his own Applebee's crap. He looks like he ate himself.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
RR's hubby has some serious creep factor to him
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
Giada tries too hard.
It's annoying.
RR is cute!
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
I've met Jeannine Walz before and she's a great person. Very hot too!
Probably why the guy paid her to do it.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 AM
Is there such a thing as a sexy food show host? The italian chick (Gianna?) is pretty but those teeth scare the crap out of me.
Wait... that oriental chick ('W' (wife?)) is kinda hot - but not a host.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
racheal is great i adore her. She is so cute and loveable
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
^ Good job spelling her name wrong, big fan.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 AM
I think you people are green with envy. She is way hot and any guy should be kissing her feet. I know I sure would take care of her.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
id tap her faster then a keg at a frat house rush party......im not marryin her, i just wanna little piece of that pie.....
Now that blond chick Sandra Lee..now theres a babe....Id poke that like a campfire log.....id jam that faster then Zerox copier....Id slam her harder then a screen door in a hurricane......get my drift?
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Giada, Giada, Giada...Ummm, ummm, good! I could lick her body for days...and I would!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
Leave rr alone she is great and looks like alot of fun!! I love it when she says EVOO!!
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
Rachael Ray's ass is going to be the next secret ingredient on Iron Chef America battle "OMGWTFBBQ".
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
Rachael Ray's ass is going to be the next Iron Chef America secret ingredient Battle "OMGWTFBBQ!".
Fukui-san..... go ahead Ohta....
OMG Eeeets the size of godzeerahs recti!
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
Dude, Rachel Ray's cooking style is of the, "crumble up a bunch of Doritos, then throw 'em into a Cup o Noodles, then add about a tablespoon of EVOO, which is what I call extra virgin olive oil...hehehe, EVOO!" NO! F that - she is too perky and annoying, and she is anything but NORMAL. Whoever said it was great that someone normal has a TV show, I couldn't agree less with you. She is not normal - she's a big freak and not in the funky, interesting way. She's loud and obnoxious. She has to constantly explain to us what EVOO means, even though everyone on the fricking planet knows that by now! She talks about her family and how much they love to cook WAAAAAAY too much. She stiffs waitstaff on their tip on her "$40.00 A Day" and "Tasty Travels" shows. I can't buy Trisquits without seeing her stupid face on the box. I can't go grocery shopping and glance at the magazine rack while I'm waiting in line without seeing her ugly mug on some publication or another. I do not want to hear another story about Grampy Emanuel and how he puts nutmeg on everything. It is so stupid that she puts nutmeg in so many dishes because, "it's what makes people wonder, 'ooh what's that'." She's got that raspy hag voice I can't stand. Plus, she is a very mediocre cook.
I don't think it's good when talentless frauds get to have a whole string of television shows. We should want to save those time slots for quality programming, not for mediocre hacks. But someone thought it was a good idea to accept sexual favors from her in exchange for endless airtime and overexposure.
By An aspiring chef who's been cookin' since the age of SEVEN., on 5:33 PM
RR is simply a victim of overexposure. I found her show 30MM refreshing at first but now she just pisses me off. And what's with dragging her creepy "honey" into every episode of her travel shows? Ugh that guy makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. He may be Satan's spawn! lol
Giada is definitely selling SEX with a little cooking thrown in. That's why she forgets to tell you how much flour and sugar to use after stating how important it is to use EXACT measurements. What a bimbo!! Her boobs are more disproportionate than her head and teeth!. Only Sarah Molton is more of a ding-bat in the kitchen
I like Good Eats because it's funny in a theatrical way and I am interested in the history and science of food. If he's not careful, he will get overexposed like poor RR.
Sandra Lee IS a fraud. Who did she blow to get her own show? Puleeze!
Ina Garten has some simple great recipes and knows the importance of using using fresh, high quality ingredients. She can't cook ethnic, though but it is hysterically entertaining when she tries. The reason she is not on top is because of her age and weight. Emeril started the wave of celebrity chefs but enough already. Can't he and Wolfgang just RETIRE now? I would never cook anything like Paula Dean does because I don't feel the need to put extra butter and cream in EVERY SINGLE THING I cook to make it palatable! Ever hear of spices? Let's not even mention Dumb and Dumber with their own show...? Nigella is just another food porn show! Whatever......
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
I hate the way john her so called honey keeps poping up on 40-a-day he makes me turn the channel RR is ok her voice gets on my last nerve but shes pretty and i like her but her husband needs to find a better denist to whitten them teeth
By Mean Bitch, on 4:45 PM
c'mon guys if either RR or Giada asked me to fuck them or spit on them I wouldn't hesitate a second and if you would....well you're probably a fag! Imagine a 3-some
"big headed" Giada bobbing down on my canole and "Oompa Loompa" Rachel
sitting on my face......oh man what a sight!
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
Hello? Don't watch her!!!
She's delightful.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
RR is heinous, yes, but Giada takes the cake. Her giant mouth and her 5,000 teeth are just FREAKY and WRONG. And the way they always dress her in a completely slutty and inappropriate outfit in the little beginning segment when she's describing the meal that she's about to cook.
Barefoot Contessa...I dunno...she should bug the shit out of me, but for whatever reason, she doesn't. Perhaps it's because it always seems like she's popped three Valium right before the camera starts rolling as she's preparing a meal for uptight, rich Hampton queens. Plus, I can sort of imagine her in a leather corset lying in wait for Husband Jeffrey...sort of Kitten with a Whip.
And Sandra Lee? Give me a break. That chick is NOT MILF...she is rode hard and put up wet. Bitch opens up some cans and they give her her own show? And when she talks about her "tablescape," I want to throw a cleaver at my TV.
Paula Deen, that chick is just down-home fabulous. I fell in love with her when she uttered the words "I just don't think you can throw a party without cream cheese...I really don't."
Anthony Bourdain, though, he's my boy. He's ugly-sexy. I'll eat eel nuts and suck back homebrews with him any day!
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
Sandra Lee makes one food item and 6 cocktails. Have you noticed she coordinates her white kitchen with what ever drink she is surviving. Get a life,lush.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
The truth is as follows. Giada is better looking than Rachael in every way. The only thing Rachael has on Giada is her round ass. anyone who doesn't rate Giada at at aleast a 9 is either gay or has a very poor taste in women.
Those who claim she has a big head is hilarious, only jelous women bring up that topic. Her head may be a little bigger than normal, but I'd do a lot of things to her(I could go on and on about this).
Face it, she's prettier than almost every woman out there, and she cooks great dishes.
By THE ONE WHO IS RIGHT, on 7:24 PM
Giada has HUGE fucking teeth and a square ass mouth. UGH! I cant stand her or RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
I don't care what Giada is fixing. I'll watch her show over any others. In fact, I'd drink her dirty bathwater with a straw, given the opportunity.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
I like Giada's show, but want to kick her ass when she is talking about choclate and cream. She is a size two!!! I buy it when Paula giggles about butter but not giada.
RR is annoying, but one has to realize that she is proving a valuable service to the majority of americans who just want to put A decent meal on the table in a reasonable amount of time and for that she should be recogized.
Alton rocks, period!
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
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