You know, looking at those closeups of Reese reminds me of the scary ventriloquist doll my mom gave me when I was nine. I can still see it's chattering jaw in my nightmares.
"My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family."
=
"I always wore a condom when fucking around behind my wife's back."
LOL I can't believe she's gonna have to give this asshole half of what she's worth... it's certainly making britney's situation look better and better...
those are fuckin scary pics. just imagine - you're getting it on in the bedroom at night, there's a flash of lightning outside, and you see that face (and mouth and chin) right up against your cock. would you really believe you're awake?
like all men, he's a lying sniveling coward - not just about cheating on his wife, but about how he hates women and loves men (but can't handle this truth). reese is so much better off without him. she's probably still trying to wash the stink of his disgusting genitals off their sheets. he can say all he wants, that won't hurt her. she just needs to try to forget that she allowed him to desecrate her beautiful female body. a fine young woman like her deserves much better than 3 minutes of violation with a grunting pig who thinks foreplay is when she sucks him. she needs to learn from this - she's got her kids already, she doesn't need to associate with the knucklescraping ball scratchers ever again. lucky girl.
Like we didn't see this coming either (as well as Brit and K-Fed). She's more successful, while he's just hanging on her stardom (her chin more like, haha). I think his best role was in that one movie where he dies. Other than that, he's a pretty shitty actor. As for her, I think she's overrated and she has that defiant chin that makes her look like a bulldog...which reminds me of that movie Election, which was pretty damn good...aside from her character, which I personally wanted to throttle....
It must be just me based on these comments but, Reece looks 100x hotter after the divorce was announced. I even watched my wifes copy (I swear) of legally blonde and got a little excited in the pants...
I know your stories are "hot off the press", but Todd, you need to proofread your stories. Your readership is more intelligent than the 'celebrities' you report on.
I love how some of you criticize her appearance. She's a beautiful woman but you can't give her credit for that, you have to nit-pick. "ohh ugly toes", "big chin". It's obvious you are jealous of her success and beauty, just admit it because your certainly not hiding it behind those comments.
This is what is needed in the quote.. "That's why I used safe sex.. and made sure my cheating partner was not a stalker, or would harm my family's good name, or make my wife sad."
Actually, Anon November 08, 2006 9:25 PM, women have finally surpassed men in the cheating department. Did you miss that recent study? Congrats to the women, you are finally as big of scumbags as us. You should be so proud.
if i were her, i'd reconcile with him. i'd get somebody to babysit the kids for a night, go to a hotel, and then when ryan's asleep, tie his arms and legs to the bed and take a dump on his face. i would make sure i had clam chowder for lunch that day.
Reese is fine. She's not the "prettiest, most beautifullest woman in the world!", but she doesn't have to be. She's attractive, well dressed, extremely intelligent, talented, and has her shit together. She has way more going for her than sex symbol status, which 98% of the actresses in Hollywood can not say. Ryan will never, ever do better than her. Never.
sure he'll do better. anybody who's not a pinchy-face bitch will be better for him. who wants to listen to that chirpy/snippy little voice every day? he must get terrible migraines. reese was good in the early days, in alt movies like "Freeway" but she's boring vanilla mainstream now.
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You know, looking at those closeups of Reese reminds me of the scary ventriloquist doll my mom gave me when I was nine. I can still see it's chattering jaw in my nightmares.
By jeditemple, on 11:21 AM
Kelly wants to know if she can get that chin wrapped in bacon to go.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Cover those feet up baby. I find it scary when those second toes get to wherever your going ahead of the rest of your body.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
"My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family."
=
"I always wore a condom when fucking around behind my wife's back."
LOL I can't believe she's gonna have to give this asshole half of what she's worth... it's certainly making britney's situation look better and better...
By meagan, on 11:38 AM
those are fuckin scary pics. just imagine - you're getting it on in the bedroom at night, there's a flash of lightning outside, and you see that face (and mouth and chin) right up against your cock. would you really believe you're awake?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
HOLY HORRORS, BATMAN! SHE'S HIDEOUS!!!
No wonder Ryan was fucking around - she looks like The Joker minus the clown makeup.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
like all men, he's a lying sniveling coward - not just about cheating on his wife, but about how he hates women and loves men (but can't handle this truth). reese is so much better off without him. she's probably still trying to wash the stink of his disgusting genitals off their sheets. he can say all he wants, that won't hurt her. she just needs to try to forget that she allowed him to desecrate her beautiful female body. a fine young woman like her deserves much better than 3 minutes of violation with a grunting pig who thinks foreplay is when she sucks him. she needs to learn from this - she's got her kids already, she doesn't need to associate with the knucklescraping ball scratchers ever again. lucky girl.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
I think he just borowed the quote verbatim from ex-Pastor Whoever, down in Colorado Springs.
By Carson, on 11:59 AM
^ "...much better than 3 minutes of violation with a grunting pig who thinks foreplay is when she sucks him."
Hey! What's wrong with a little felatio as foreplay?
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Ryan Phillipe looks like Will Ferrell's retarded little brother. After he's smoked three reefers.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Nuttin', honey. I think the poster was suggesting a lack of mutuality . . .
By Lobo, on 1:59 PM
SOOOOOOO, Just because he is thinking of a bedtime story to tell his children later while he face-bangs some hoe makes him a chripy guy is ok???
I mean come-on. He knew he could stick another woman and have his kidz too.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Soooooo, Just because he is thinking up a bedtyme story ti tell his kiddos later while face-banging some chick means he's what again???
These folk should not even bother with marrage if they can not stick with it. Odds are they will f**k it up.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
what a bullshit statement. the only thing worse than a cheater is one who can't take the heat when he's exposed.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
SCUMBAG!
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Seriously, she's done way more/better/watchable movies/acting than he has, and she was pregnant for a while.
They were kind of looked at as a unique relationship in Hollywierd and seemed stronger than I guess than they were.
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By Rick, on 6:24 PM
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN REESE.MOVE ON.SHE RULES
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
Like we didn't see this coming either (as well as Brit and K-Fed). She's more successful, while he's just hanging on her stardom (her chin more like, haha). I think his best role was in that one movie where he dies. Other than that, he's a pretty shitty actor. As for her, I think she's overrated and she has that defiant chin that makes her look like a bulldog...which reminds me of that movie Election, which was pretty damn good...aside from her character, which I personally wanted to throttle....
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
She has a huge chin...she is very likeable person though.
By Bob Dylan, on 8:09 PM
Reese is my favorite actress. I am so happy she is working again. If hubby couldn't be supportive, got a straying eye, good riddance to bad rubbish!!!
By Reesefan, on 8:38 PM
It must be just me based on these comments but, Reece looks 100x hotter after the divorce was announced. I even watched my wifes copy (I swear) of legally blonde and got a little excited in the pants...
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
He was talking in tongues.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
like all men, he's a lying sniveling coward
nonsense. almost as many women cheat as men. yes, men cheat more, but women are hardly perfect little angels.
and who can blame him for cheating on that fug reese?
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
I know your stories are "hot off the press", but Todd, you need to proofread your stories. Your readership is more intelligent than the 'celebrities' you report on.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 AM
I love how some of you criticize her appearance. She's a beautiful woman but you can't give her credit for that, you have to nit-pick. "ohh ugly toes", "big chin". It's obvious you are jealous of her success and beauty, just admit it because your certainly not hiding it behind those comments.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 AM
This is what is needed in the quote.. "That's why I used safe sex.. and made sure my cheating partner was not a stalker, or would harm my family's good name, or make my wife sad."
By d mumsie, on 5:59 AM
lol @ bad actor and falling asleep.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
i would suck off kfed, then snowball to ryan, all the while boning lindsay up the ass. i believe that covers almost all the posts on this page.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
i bet it's really easy for reese to change pillowslips
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Actually, Anon November 08, 2006 9:25 PM, women have finally surpassed men in the cheating department. Did you miss that recent study?
Congrats to the women, you are finally as big of scumbags as us. You should be so proud.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
lol at teh pillowslips comment.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
no one cares if they are together or not
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
cheaters = pigs. Period.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
if i were her, i'd reconcile with him. i'd get somebody to babysit the kids for a night, go to a hotel, and then when ryan's asleep, tie his arms and legs to the bed and take a dump on his face. i would make sure i had clam chowder for lunch that day.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Reese is fine. She's not the "prettiest, most beautifullest woman in the world!", but she doesn't have to be. She's attractive, well dressed, extremely intelligent, talented, and has her shit together. She has way more going for her than sex symbol status, which 98% of the actresses in Hollywood can not say. Ryan will never, ever do better than her. Never.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
sure he'll do better. anybody who's not a pinchy-face bitch will be better for him. who wants to listen to that chirpy/snippy little voice every day? he must get terrible migraines. reese was good in the early days, in alt movies like "Freeway" but she's boring vanilla mainstream now.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
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