Eva Longoria Won't Be Tipping Beyonce's Velvet
Eva Longoria and her people would like to clear up those nasty rumors claiming she and Beyonce Knowles are going to pretend to be lesbians in an adaptation of Sarah Waters' love story, Tipping the Velvet. Eva Longoria told People:Beyonce and I just did the L'Oreal event a couple of days ago and we were like, 'What is the deal?'" Longoria tells PEOPLE. "What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true. But in fact it's not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we're like, we never said that."
Lawyers for the actress are trying to track down the original source of the rumor, but so far have not been able to locate it, according to the Desperate Housewives star."
The person(s) who started this "rumor" shouldn't be worried. Eva's lawyers were likely paid by her to track you down so they can send you a simple "Thank You" letter for keeping that boring and overexposed pseudo "sex symbol" on the radar. However, I can see how Beyonce should be pissed off. She finally gets some significant Hollywood buzz and she's supposedly opposite "Longwhoria" from that soon to be cancelled ABC show nobody watches anymore. Beyonce would be much better off just having sex with lesbian horses like they did in that Brokenbark Mountings movie I've heard so much about.
Beyonce November 13th on the Radio One show in the UK:
25 Comments:
Who cares if those two ugly chicks were going to do a lesbo scene nobody is going to watch that boring movie anyways , and hopefully that STUPID tv show DESPERATE WHORES will be cancel soon
By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM
those are some clarksonian thighs
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
soon to be canceled??? That shows still rules everything on Sunday nights
By amused, on 12:06 AM
Desperate Housewives was pretty good the first season and died halfway through its second season. Now it's as desperate as its title and its desperate for fame cast.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM
How many horses had to die for Beyonce's hair?
By Anonymous, on 12:12 AM
Beyonce is gorgeous
By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM
Beyonce looks gorgeous.
By creamandblack, on 3:15 AM
Beyonce looks gorgeous.
By creamandblack, on 3:16 AM
if you say it three times, maybe she'll change from a cow to a princess
By Anonymous, on 4:56 AM
The reason Eva's lawyers aren't going to find the person that started those rumors is because Eva was the one that spread them ...
That girl is just a few hours away from selling her own sex video ...
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
Longoria is LYING!!! The dirty sanchez stain is STILL THERE!
Cheese and rice, that bitch is ugly.
And so is Beyonce (WTF kind of name IS THAT?). Seen that girl without makeup lately? I did. It was in Dawn of the Dead. Oh, and the way she makes her ass bounce is gross.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM
Beyonce looks like a tranny.
By creamandcrack, on 9:41 AM
Beyonce looks like a tranny.
By creamandcrack, on 9:41 AM
the story would be more interesting if it weren't about monkeypeople
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
LMFAO @ monkeypeople
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
I think Beyonce is hot. I'd put it in her pooper. Although I don't know exactly what "IT" I'm referring to, since I have a vagina. How about my fist? Sounds good to me.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
^ M-Rod, just dropping by after checking out your pics?
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
6:29 AM = jealous ugly fat white chick
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
12:51 = Beyonce's mom
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
The movie/book is about 2 female music hall entertainers in their late teens/early 20's in the beginning. Collectively they need to act 40 years of themselves to play the parts. Or are they taking turns playing Diana Letharby?
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
Just buy the TV version from 4 years ago. I highly doubt they could improve on it with these two.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324264/
By sam991, on 10:46 PM
Thank God. We won't have to hear any ridiculous stuff from Eva about her lesbian affairs.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
I'm thinking that this was a test. Beyonce and Beaneater here had their people scouring all over the internet. If there had been positive buzz about something like this, I have no doubt these whores would have done it. Since we're all trashing the idea, we get the "I never said that" spin.
If my idea is right then blogs are the greatest blessing ever!!
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
during the World Music Awards:
'After an hour of the crowd's waiting and anticipating, Jackson, 48, finally came on stage to accept the Diamond Award from Beyonce, who said: "If it wasn't for Michael Jackson, I would have never, ever performed. He has made such an impact on my life and every performer's life. Michael Jackson, I love you!" '
so fat ass is also a pedo-worshiper. wonderful.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
Annoymous.....stop haten! It 's all in your posts what an insecure jealous trailor park baby you are!
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
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