75 Comments:

• "She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
  
  And her father was a pastor until he saw that his daughters had dollar signs for nipples. I guarantee you that Papa Joe is in his office right now running the numbers, and once he realizes that "sex tape released = income" and "sex tape suppresses = expense" we'll be seeing Jessica's good girl image go up in smoke.
  
  And we'll be watching it with our pants off, of course.

  By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

• Bitch better be glad anyone would even WANT to watch a sex tape with her in it. She is so over it's not even funny.

  By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

• I'm not into tranny porn, so I won't be watching.

  By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM  

• So will she be hanging out with Paris now, too? All the blondes will be going to the sex-tape goddess for guidance.

  By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

• I'm only curious to see her gag reflex...

  By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

• Wow, what a X-mas...
  
  Jessica & Britney Tapes both set to drop....
  
  Now if it was only 2003 instead of 2006.

  By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM  

• I gotta say, I'd love to watch her get reamed.

  By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

• What the hell is that lady(?) wearing in pic two? That has to be the most ill fitting jeans ever, looks like she has a tea bag for an ass ... and the shoes!
  
  SHE makes Jessica look at least somewhat feminine.

  By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

• Now if it was only 2003 instead of 2006
  
  LOL

  By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

• ^ lol! that's jessica simpson's mom!

  By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

• This wwould have been made while she was married to Nick...I for one WOULD watch it! It's before she had the botox and all that other crap done to her face. She used to be pretty back then...well, at least she was less manly back then...

  By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

• If Joe's on that tape with her, I won't be watching.

  By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

• OOOOh man... It's as if a million kittens cried out at once, and then were silent.

  By Brad, on 12:20 PM  

• The Tape is of Nick & Papa Joe performing felatio on each other, whilest Jessica drops a digit and uses a strap-on on both of them.

  By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

• I saw the tape and I'm sorry to report, her dad was filming the entire thing. You can see his reflection in the mirror materbaiting.

  By chuggdog, on 12:23 PM  

• So how much is Papa Joe getting for selling the tape?

  By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

• She's always been a girl of high morals and principles.
  
  maybe in her pre-most-of-the-jackass-"cast" humping days, but after johnny knoxville, bam whats-his-face, adam levine, john mayer, and all the other tranny lovers out there, i don't really think she can make that claim anymore.
  
  $50 bucks says the reason she's so upset over it is b/c it's with papa joe and not nick.

  By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

• i bet papa joe filmed the thing from his secret masturbation nook he built in the wall of their bedroom.

  By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

• someone's trying to give their career a boost......

  By parissucksliterally, on 12:52 PM  

• high morals and principles??? please.
  
  she's an idiotic slut who sold out on her religious beliefs for money and attention.
  
  enjoy those 30 pieces of silver, skank.

  By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

• "She's always been a girl of high morals and principles"
  
  Apparently that doesn't apply to letting Papa Joe titty fuck her on a nightly basis while Ashlee videotapes it.

  By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

• high morals and principles.
  
  haha, please. the stupid bitch sold out on her religious beliefs for money and attention. she lost the right to claim high morals and principles about 6 desperately slutty videos ago.
  
  enjoy those 30 (million) pieces of silver, skank.

  By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

• Oh god, thats her MOM?! It looks sorta like Rachel Dratch from SNL.
  
  LOL!

  By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM  

• i've seen it, it's joe wearing a nick mask and dropping a #2 on her chest. i came 3 times.

  By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

• Hmmmm. I don't think so. Sex tape + extortion = jail time

  By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

• so is it Jessica that's been giving shitney pointers or is it the other way around?

  By Todd's Mistress, on 1:26 PM  

• It's not extortion. They're just saying their rights can be bought if she pays them enough. If I had a copy of the tape, I'd tell her she can pay me 5 million to give her my copy.

  By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

• OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS GET RELEASED!!!

  By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

• ^1:28 Geez, do you think if it's done politely then it's not extortion? It's extortion, damn it. Your polite description of it is just thinly-veiled blackmail. Dumbass.

  By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

• You guys are kidding yourselves if you don't think she was ridiculously hot a few years ago. You'll knock her here, and buy the tape and hide it in the closet.

  By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM  

• I'd have agreed with you, except...have you seen the Direct TV commercials with her (with the clips from Dukes Of Hazzard)? She really does look like a tranny. It's terrifying.

  By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

• There is no tape. You guys believe all the crap you read on the tabloids? There is no Shitney tape either.

  By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

• ^ Aren't you embarrassed that you're a Shitney and Jessica Simpson fan? I'm embarrassed for you!

  By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM  

• Enough of this...WHERE IS THE TAPE OF SCREECH? That is the one I have been waiting for.

  By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

• "^ Aren't you embarrassed that you're a Shitney and Jessica Simpson fan? I'm embarrassed for you"
  
  I hate them as much as everyone else. Because I don't believe everything I read and I'm not a guillible dipshit doesn't make me a fan.
  
  You believe all the tripe you read online? I'm embarassed for you.

  By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

• Shitney and Jessica are both camera whores who let cameras tape their "real" lives and their new relationships for reality shows. You don't think it's possible they took their own cameras to the bedroom and kept filming?
  
  Don't be stupid. Of course they did.

  By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

• there's a sex tape, but it's not what you think. it's right after jessica had her new penis attached, and she's reaming out papa joe and screaming "PIMP THIS MUTHAFUCKA!!!" sadly he has a rock hard erection during the whole thing. watch it with a good friend, and some tissues.

  By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

• My pants will be around my ankles watching those D cups bounce around!
  RELEASE IT, FREE THE TAPE!

  By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM  

• Word is, Britney, Paris and Lindsay were all together partying til 5am. They went club hopping this morning (in the same car). Lindsay was telling britney she was going to "get with" k-fed. Britney allegedly said, "go ahead, you can have him". How strange is that?

  By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

• Bullshit.

  By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

• It'll probbly be hilarious. She's so fucking stupid all the time she prbably tries too hard to be sexy even in bed and fails. I can't wait.

  By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

• "Nick it's been 20 minutes, I'm getting really sore, don't you know what my body temperature is yet?"

  By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

• This is another publicity stunt. I don't believe for a minute that Jess and little dick Nick have a sex tape. She just saying anything to stay in the public eye, sheer desperation! Big nose knows her time is up!

  By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM  

• Maybe they can give the video as a thank you gift when your order Jessica's anti-acne products.

  By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

• If true, I would LOVE to see it!
  Especially if it was early in the marriage to Nick!

  By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM  

• Is there any way we can edit her out of the tape? I'd pay to see Nick - but not with her.

  By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

• that is such an invasion of privacy. i dont think thats cool no matter how much people hate jessica.

  By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM  

• . . . and besides there is no way that little dick Nick could make her gag.

  By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM  

• My lord...
  
  She's hotter than any girl I've met in real life...
  
  blond... Check
  Big Boobs... Check
  Dumb enough to Lie to... Check
  
  What more do you people want?

  By Brad, on 6:26 PM  

• Fugly... check
  Big saggy boobs... check
  Short and stumpy... check
  Man's face... check
  Butt chin... check
  Crooked hump nose... check
  Moron... check
  Psycho father... check
  Penis... check
  
  What more do you people want?

  By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM  

• @ Brad -
  
  If that's really your picture, I can see why you'd have such low standards. It's okay dude. There's always "Lowered Expectations".

  By i said, on 6:30 PM  

• Have you touched a boobie... No check
  Have you talked to a girl... No Check
  Have you worn the first 2 layers of skin off your pee pee... Check

  By Brad, on 6:42 PM  

• ^6:28 HAAAA HA HA HA
  
  "She's hotter than any girl I've met in real life..." Poor Brad.

  By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM  

• Easy to comment when your anonymous I suppose...
  
  You can ever mock my gorgeous visage.
  
  Now I see where you are all coming from.

  By Brad, on 7:57 PM  

• Go away Jessica, John don't want you, Nick didn't want you, Jensen didn't want you, with a honker like the one you got, not even Lil John would want you!!!

  By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM  

• It's a great publicity stunt, it worked for Paris, right?

  By Anonymous, on 9:11 PM  

• Go Go Johner Brothers!

  By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM  

• Brad, since you're obviously retarded I'm not going to make fun of you, but please don't take the "lol"s at you as encouragement to try out for the next "Last Comic Standing".

  By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM  

• Like Jay Mohr would appreciate my wit...
  
  Not sure if 9:15 PM is stalking me or a townie...

  By Brad, on 9:32 PM  

• "wit"? When? Where?

  By ?, on 9:39 PM  

• *rim shot*

  By Brad, on 9:41 PM  

• "Easy to comment when your anonymous I suppose..."
  
  It's "you're," brad, not "your."
  
  YOU'RE welcome.

  By basic english teacher, on 10:01 PM  

• Brad, was that really the *best* picture you had or are you joking?

  By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM  

• jessica is fuckable dumb or not she is a great laid

  By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM  

• It's the funniest pic I took... i.e. The best pic for profiles (msn and the like)

  By Brad, on 10:11 PM  

• Brad, stop breathing through your mouth, mmm 'kay?

  By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM  

• God dammit I Hate last word Mother Fuckers...
  
  Because I am one, and I look like a retard in my pic, and Jessica is not fuckable, and I had improper punctuation here somewhere...
  
  CAN I PLEASE HAVE LAST WORD!?

  By Brad, on 11:26 PM  

• Papa Joe already knows about the tape. He is the one that filmed it.

  By Anonymous, on 2:01 AM  

• Brad is like one of those guys who thinks a blog is like an atari game or something and he has to answer every anonymous comment as though he's playing a video game (die! die! die!). Focus Brad, focus. I've seen some of your comments on the other blogs . . . *sigh*. I'd tell you to go stare at old pics of Jessica and tear another layer off your weiner, but I'm afraid there's probably nothing left of that anyway.

  By Anonymous, on 2:14 AM  

• I love how people like to talk smack on Jessica Simpson but if they saw her in real life at the bar she'd be easily the hottest woman in the place. Look, I'm no fan of hers. She's a vapid no talent hack who has the common sense of a rock, however she is stunningly attractive.

  By yomama, on 6:15 AM  

• Suck it, Brad.

  By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

• Eat a dick b-tard. No one wants to listen to YOUR stories about fingering browneye and dreaming of Pimpa Joe. Fuck you Corky.

  By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM  

• Really? Was she a girl of high morals and principles when she cheated on her husband or went down on an ice cream cone or slept with all of the Jackass boys? If that's being moral, I'm in good shape.

  By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

• Relax people. You have to be more understanding of Brad. Just take a look at his own face. Of course Jessica Simpson looks hot to him. If you put a cow in front of him he'd say "She's blonde, dumb, and has big boobs, and she's the hottest woman i've ever seen."

  By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

• I think Jessica Simpson is one of the hottest girls and that is for real. She is so talented and funny! Yeah, of course we'd all love to see her naked etc. But, man oh man, this sex tape thing is like something for perverts. I mean, this stuff was never mean't to be seen outside of marriage. Why are these guys allowed to do this invasion of privacy?? I mean, sure, on the one hand it would be awesome to see a sex tape with Jessica, but if it ruins her life, forget it.

  By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM  

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