Jessica Simpson Hooks Up With a Hooker
Jessica Simpson has been trolling various Internet dating sites desperately trying to find a boyfriend. Well, she thought she found the right guy and arranged a date with him only to find out he's a male prostitute.A friend of Jessica's told Australia's New Weekly magazine, "Jessica logged onto the Internet to find male company. She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal. They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a 'professional transaction.' The guy turned out to be a male escort." The source added, "Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn't that desperate." The friend said, "She never imagined male hookers would be trying to cash in on the service. It's turned her off the web - and that was her main hobby."
Jessica Simpson is supposed to be some sort of "famous unattainable sex symbol" but she can't even get a free sympathy date from a gigolo. That's sad. But not really. I just wrote "sad" because it seemed the right thing to do. I also wrote "LMAO" at Jessica trying too hard with these stripper heels pictured below, but that also seemed insensitive since it would appear Jessica really did laugh her ass off at some point and she probably misses it. Okay, so I tried to be nice and failed miserably. LJAO. (Laughing Jessica's Ass Off)
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48 Comments:
Who the fuck is her big mouthed friend, telling the woman's woes.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
He probably took one look and said 'honey, this is gunna cost you double'
By Smartie, on 5:49 PM
Love the skinny jeans, but please tell me those are not zippers on the inside of the heels. Zippers? Trashy. And not in a chic trashy way. Low classy trailer trashy. Yuk.
By Vigilante, on 5:52 PM
Jennifer Aniston has got to be SO grateful for Jessica being alive.....the pathetic headlines are now Simpson's.
By parissucksliterally, on 6:03 PM
Jessica should be glad that all the guy wanted was some money. You never know who you are going to meet on the internet and she could have been killed.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
She can't be this desperate and stupid, can she? I mean, I know.....she's stupid. But, I mean.....wow.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
this story is soooooo believable.
By unphased, on 6:33 PM
Jessica Simpson fans are soooooo in denial.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
for real...who would believe...even what you think about her, notwithstanding, that jessica simpson would have to resort to the internet for dates. puhlease.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
Her online dating has been really well known for a while.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/jessica_simpson_addicted_to_online_dating/
It was only a matter of time before a story like this came around.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
Sooooooo sick of this untalented fugly tranny and her perverted father.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
from the side you can tell she's tiny-ish...but you can see from the front that she's got a fattie waiting to come out. she looks kinda like a chunker and her nose kills me. I've never thought she was pretty
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
she's not looking for a boyfriend anymore - she's dating Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
I love the 4th pic. It flatters her fucked up nose and barfugly trout mouth so well.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
@ anonymous 6:53:
don't forget her butt chin.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
such an idiot!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
I can't stand the girl, but I'm having a tough time believing this story.
By jeditemple, on 10:22 PM
RAG ON ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT I WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO DATE HER :o)
By BLADE, on 10:58 PM
Jessica is motherfucking shoe challenged. Every pair of shoes I have ever seen on this slut's feet have been god-the-hell-awful, and don't even get me started on the rest of her! Why won't the Earth just bust open and swallow her up already?
By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that there are not too many guys that would not fall madly in bed with her; myself included. The trick is slipping out after you're done, before she has a chance to cuddle and want to talk.
By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 6:59 AM
Shit, I'd fuck her for free. I'd probably even pay her, like $35.
And I'm not a pop star fag like Nick Lechy. I'd say it's a bargain for her.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM
There's an old saying how can others respect you if you can't respect yourself? That so applies to JSimpleton, because she doesn't care about anything-but eating and glutting at the nearest upscale restaurants, shopping at the most avant garde designer stores and buying mostly-black clothing!!On the outside she is proclaiming that she can defeat anything, even being painfully single, by choice of course. It's not like she can't do anything about her miserable situation, but she chooses not to because she feels she is the most beautiful, pixie sex symbol that has ever lived....NOT!!!She may have the stature of a child but she has the nose of papa Joe! She needs to make an appointment to get that ugly ass honker fixed on her spare time, she is the laziest popstar I have ever seen in my life!If she is not dragging her ugly ass to get her nose fixed Jessica do yourself a favor, take your stupid ignorant retarded ass back to Texas, and stay there!!
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
I WISH SHE WOULD JUST GO THE HELL AWAY, SHE IS UGLY (SHE WAS NEVER BEAUTIFUL, EVEN IF SHE WON HOMECOMING QUEEN TWICE!!)She is so stupid and idiotic she thinks that money is what made her beautiful! No asshole money only makes you beautiful, if you spend it on a plastic surgeon, because you need that fucking nose fixed ASAP!! Wow that makes you wonder how did she become homecoming queen with a ugly nose like hers!? The other competitors must have looked twice as worse as she does, UGHHHHH!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
No matter what anyone thinks in here, I highly suspect that this is not a true story.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM
She is sooooooooo cool!!!
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/jessica_simpson_addicted_to_online_dating/
But c'mon...I WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO DATE HER!
And I bet..she is the one having a laugh.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
no but honostly, she kinda of used to be pretty. her features weren't so sharp and ugly before...
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
Papa Joe lets her surf the internet without supervision!?!?!
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
As weird looking as she is, I'd totally go on a date with her. My only reservations would be that she might be too dumb to understand anything I was saying, and that she'd expect a lifestyle that's totally unaffordable on my meager salary.
Come on, though, guys! Even looking like a tranny after all that plastic surgery, she's still way, way hotter than 95% of the girls on those shitty dating sites!
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
She's gonna be grounded for sure.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
spanked, pants-down. then grounded, with no internet privileges. and no pulling up the pants.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
"...she's still way, way hotter than 95% of the girls on those shitty dating sites!"
Is that really saying anything? The women on the dating sites are the fat & fugly desperate pathetic types.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
the women on the dating sites are drawn from the women on celeb blogs. and the idea that they're fat & fugly desperate pathetic types is refuted here by the immense support (no pun intended) for kelly clarkson. or completely validated. either way.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
She's not so desperate that she wouldn't pay a male hooker for sex but she IS so desperate that she is trolling for dates on the internet.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
so...does that upset you or excite you? little of both?
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
that sucks that nice,sexy,gorgeous jessica couldnt get a real date when i get fuc* everynight.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
what a desperate tranny she is
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Those are stripper shoes. How typical!
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
Is she wearing a cape?
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
she can't know the difference between an escorts' site and a DATING site?? Or he just lied to her from the beginning??
By Anonymous, on 2:02 AM
"when i get fuc* everynight".
Humping your fist doesn't count. Nice try.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
I'd still take her on a respectable date and have a good time with her no matter if she's famous or not. I also wouldn't mind the paparazzi. I think it would be fun to remain anonymous and have them constantly try to find out your name.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
If this actually happened it is beyond sad...nobody deserves to be that lonely and desperate.
By lyric, on 7:34 PM
will someone please make this fugly midget go away.. please, for the sake of oxygen..
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
Why don't that ugly idiot go and get that nasty nose of hers fixed? Her nose is quite HARSH AND MANNISH looking! She wants to embrace something like that on her nose? That is the reason why she is single now. Ashlee has Pete Wentz, and her exes! All stupid ass got is her dog Daisy,and resorting to the internet, right there that should prompt her to go and make changes to that ugly nose, so she can have a life like Ashlee,and just think,she idolizes Christina,Britney, Dolly,Beyonce, Angelina, and all of these actresses and entertainers,and they all have one thing in common,they went under the knife! What an asshole!
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
I wish she would just go away, ugly mule!
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
You know common sense would tell this ugly imbecile that she is thru if she doesn't do something about her image. She has tried everything, from changing her haircolor,fashion risks,makeup changes,yoyo dieting and she hasn't made no comeback! Ashlee made it really hard for her!Ashlee did the right thing by getting that nosejob,thinking that Jessica would follow her example,instead she calls herself trying to up one on Ashlee!Papa Joe is about to invest in his only cash cow once again, this time the stakes are high...... if she doesn't do anything about that manly, big nose of hers, not only will Joe go broke, due to another movie flop, she will continue to be lonely, stupid and miserable!!Wake up call Jess, when you cry you cry alone!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
Jessica is an annoying, stupid, ignorant, asshole! She should be shot for walking around looking the way she does, why is this ugly tranny famous! It's amazing that she experienced marriage, I see why Nick didn't take her seriously. Being they were both virgins I guess he had sympathy for her, to an extent! She will not get any guy looking the way she looks, I don't think no guy in Hollywood wants to be bothered with her,and her farting, belching,digging in her nose and shitting on herself! She needs to make changes inside and out! I guess they are waiting for the asshole to get that beak of hers fixed! She can forget Luke if she is going to look the way she do, like shit!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Why don't she take her retarded ass back to Texas, she sucks at life, she likes sucking at life!Unlike Ashlee she chooses loneliness, unhappiness, and misery over getting a nosejob! She is an embarassment to the pop world,and to her parents I'm sure, go away fugly Jessica!!
By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM
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