Lindsay Lohan Needs a Bus Pass
[Lohan]narrowly escaped injury when her Range Rover collided with a police car in London...The Mean Girls actress, 20, was partying with notorious London socialite Calum Best - son of late soccer legend George Best - when her vehicle crashed into the police car..."
At this point, Lindsay either needs a jet pack or a camel to get around, because this is her fourth car accident in 18 months. I could drive with my feet through an obstacle course and not hit as many things as this whore.
Lindsay Lohan leaving the The Kabaret Club in London this morning:

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28 Comments:
PLEASE..............................NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN!
I THINK I MAY CUT MY WRISTS!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
This b!tch needs to just go the f*ck away!
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
She has not had any paying job for a while. Hopefully she runs out of money soon and goes away.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
is it me or does she look like she has a 'bump'? I know I am not a think person, but she is. her body is thin except for that little bump on her tummy. I am sure she isn't preggers but just thought maybe she should toss that sweater!
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I think she is preggers
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Well, on the bright side of things, at least her cunt isn't falling out.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We cannot have spawn from Lindsay Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Though it will never happen, I'd like to see charges pressed. You know, just for once hold the celebs accountable for their illegal actions.
Afterall, she hit a damn police car this time.
By joejoe, on 11:30 AM
Maybe that possible spawn in her belly is a mutant of all of the different sperm cells in her that all mixed together! Jabba the Lohan!
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Actually, I heard the police car ran a red light and crashed into the car that LL was in. Given the way some Aussie cops drive, I can very well believe it.
By Li, on 11:34 AM
No, she is not pregnant, people. She's had so many VDs that she has rendered herself infertile. It's common knowledge.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
li (11:34am), are there many Aussie cops driving around in London?
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
That bump must be her implants. They've obviously taken a vacation in these pics.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Even if she is prgnant Im sure her cocaine and alcohol abuse will kill the fetus.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Lindsay thinks her car can drive itself a la Herbie the Wonder Bug so a bus pass would suffice.
A jet pack would only expose the populous below to her upskirted horror crotch.
A camel would only confuse the camel into thinking it had five toes.
Yes, a bus pass is safest. Plus, if the bus ever got bombed like those in the Gaza Strip, then her monstrous vagina lips could envelope the entire vehicle in a coccoon of safety. Like Sue Storm.
By I don't like you in ANY way, on 12:15 PM
What's with all the Blohan news on here? I mean, every once in awhile, ok. But are you thinking about changing the name to the site to "I Don't Like Lindsay Lohan that Way?" She can't drive. She's a slut. She not only forgets to wear underwear, but she's constantly "accidentally" flashing the camera. Okay, we get it. ENOUGH!
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Blohan is the head story for 4 days straight, then you add 3 new posts and STILL she is at the top of the page?!?!?!?
Please... there must be something of more interest going on in the world than this bitches latest car drama. If not, please let me know so I can go slit my wrists now...
I think you need to incorporate a "no Blohan/Paris/Shitney" lead stories, if at all possible.
By meagan, on 1:48 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the girl has looked pregnant in quite a few of the recent pictures, like in the last month (excluding the recent release of the magazine pictures, those were done months ago)?
She looks like she's pregnant!
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Well if the crash wasnt her fault then fine. But it would seem like a strange coincidence considerring how many car crashes she's been into. They ALL can't be other people's fault. If she's not careful and doesnt start acting more responsible one day she may crash into somebody and seriously injure them or worse, kill them. Then she'll have to live with that for the rest of her life(As if her life wasnt already obviously screwed up). And I'm not saying she isnt asking for it with how irresponsible she's being but the person she might injure won't deserve it. She needs to smarten up.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before one of the many 'more-money-than-sense' young celebs hits and kills someone.
I wouldn't trust Blohan or Parisite to use a toaster oven without causing atleast a small kitchen fire, let alone putting their dumb, unattentive selves behind the wheel of an $80K, 400 horsepower-equipped, 3,000LB+ sportscar or SUV. Scary, isn't it?
By joejoe, on 6:03 PM
Anyone remember when she used to be cute in "Parent Trap"? Shame she had to grow up, of all things into a carbon copy (poorly made) of every other kid-fanatic-turned-socialite-slash-singer-slash-actress-etc. I thought she was pretty good back then...
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
Cars drive on the left side of the road in the UK, right? I wonder if she was at the wheel at all and if she was, it's not that unusual to be involved in a car accident in such a situation.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
I think I am the only one, but I LOVE lindsay lohan, i tunk she is aweosme!!! And has amazing clothes, esp bags!!
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Lindsay needs to come home (to the US).
Rest-up
Most people need a vacation -
from their vacation.
NOSCE TE IPSUM
Dr. M
By Dr. M, on 12:27 PM
12:14pm, Why doesn't it surprise me that you like Lindsay Blohan? Judging from your typing/spelling skills, you are right on par with that airhead.
I "TUNK" I am correct!
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
the car hit her retardddd
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
Lindsay has such pretty hair, but damn, is that a tummy bulge I see?
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
It looks like she's got two watches on :\
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
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