Mel Gibson Got an Award
Three months after he made headlines with a drunk driving arrest and anti-Jewish remarks, Mel Gibson was honored by a Los Angeles Latino business organization yesterday for his work on the upcoming film, Apocalypto. The chairman of the organization, Rick Sarmiento, said that the association's board unanimously approved to grant Gibson the award after watching a screening of the movie. He says:Hearing him tell the story about using Latino actors, it was a no-brainer...[on Gibson's choice to use an entire Mexican cast and crew]tantamount to being at the Super Bowl and getting your quarterback from the audience."
In addition to the all Mexican cast and crew, every piece of dialogue in Apocalypto is spoken in ancient Mayan. Mel Gibson couldn't be more worshiped by the Latin community if he'd driven up in a pickup truck with a chain link steering wheel and a mariachi band in the back. Which is strange, because according to the movie's trailer, Mel Gibson seems to think that all Mexicans do is run. And that's just not racially sensitive or historically accurate, because there was no such thing as car accidents back then. Oh that Mel Gibson, he'll never learn!
Jewish Rachel "Sugar Tits" Bilson in a see through shirt:
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Mel: "Yeah, and I cast a bus boy, migrant farm worker, and all kinds of other damn dirty wet..."
PR Agent: "Mr. Gibson wishes to thank you for this award."
Mel: "How do you say Sugar Tits in Spanish? Arriba Arriba..."
By CK1, on 10:15 AM
Of course he used an all Mexican cast and crue. Walmart does the same thing... you save a ton of money in labor.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Dont you have to see something for it to be a see-thru shirt?
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
^ Don't you need to have eyes to look at pictures?
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
i hope she killed that pesky mosquito
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Just to clarify, the terms Mexican and Mayan are not necessarily synonymous. The modern Mayan population that lives primarily in Mexico, Guatemala, and Belize are not considered "Spanish." The society is very divided between the Ladinos, who are typically a mix of Spanish and indigenous, and the Mayans, who are typically wholly Mayan (without mixing). The Mexican mainstream population also tends to view the Mayan indigenous languages as "dialects," even though the languages are pre-Colombian and therefore completely unrelated Spanish. So, having the movie in "ancient Mayan" wouldn't necessarily appeal to the Mexican popluation as a whole, and it's definitely not related to mariachi bands. Also there are 21 *different* Mayan languages spoken in present-day Guatemala alone.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
now i'm totally confused. is the lady on her hands and knees scrubbing my floor an illegal mexican or mayan???
HEY! you missed a spot!
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
^ Whatever. As long as they all stay out of my neighboorhood.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
i guess she's the dieting version of sugar tits
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Mazeltov, Mel!
By joejoe, on 10:47 AM
sugar tits is a pretty gal.
By twoshoes, on 10:50 AM
If Mel really wanted to make amends, he can just bang Rachel Bilson
and I think she looks good without a lot of makeup
By Brandy, on 11:16 AM
Lovely little breats. But, she needs a good teeth-cleaning. Lookin' kind of yellow, there. Not as white and sparkly as P Diddy's teeth.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Spanish - 'Latin'
French - 'Latin'
Portuguese - 'Latin'
Italian - 'Latin'
Romanian - 'Latin'
Mayan - Not 'Latin'. Very much not Latin.
Also, is this really the story? If being Mexican (mainly mestizo; some white, some Indian etc.) is the main criterion for being a Mayan in this film, they might as well have cast Russians.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
10:26, thanks for educating these scabs.
By Yomama, on 11:56 AM
Pronto todos seremos latinos.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Re: 11:26
P-Diddy washes his mouth out with Cristal of course his teeth are going to be alabastor white
By Brandy, on 12:51 PM
Re: 12:51
That explains why he keeps licking his lips. The detergent dries them out.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Love the pose: "Here they are! My ripe beautiful melons of love...aren't they marvelous?"
Why yes...yes, they are...
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
ADONDE ESTAN TODOS LOS LATINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
rachel bilson is so fucking cute. are you sure she's catholic? I have a catholic saint medallion that looks like that.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
bilson is cute
how old is she? should i be arrested for getting an erection looking at her?
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
I didn't know she was Jewish. Jennifer Connelly (the most beatiful woman ever), Sarah Silverman, Amanda Peet, Natalie Portman and Rachel Bilson...I WANT A PRETTY JEWISH GIRL!
Am I missing anyone?
By Mike Hunt, on 7:04 PM
I'll bet Mel is real happy with the Law & Order Series. They dedicated a storyline to ol "sugar tits", on Friday in the U.S. Chevy Chase played the character.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
You go Martin Riggs!
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
I don't get the fascination with this chick. She looks like a pixie. I want my women to look like WOMEN.
By fucking A!, on 4:57 PM
Scarlett says Rachel Bilson has great skin, and would make a nice lampshade.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
She's cute. I like the show. She's no woman but she's an entertaining little girl.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
Brunettes are so beautiful. Like this one, aaaah a breath of fresh air.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
Ah. Vomiting often turns the teeth yellow. Yuck, she is so adorable otherwise.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
I can't believe they'd actually give him a prize. That film is so racist...
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
rachel is sooo cute and she looks like a teen and shes 25. i am a teen and look older than her.i hate her now.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Mel Gibson is not worshipped by the Latin community in any such way. That stupid award was just an exception. Anyone who throws around that many racists slurs will, and does, say racist remarks about all “non-white” races. Oh yeah Todd, you're not any different than Mel Gibson with your ignorant Latino stereotype.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
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