Britney Doesn't Want To Be a Mommy
With all the partying and skanking that Britney Spears has been doing lately, it's amazing how she can find the time to spend with her two young children. Oh, that's right, she's not:...her mother, Lynne, "is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can't. Lynne, Britney's brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph's help."...Three different times, Britney has checked into L.A. hotels like the Viceroy with Hilton, rather than go home to her sons, who are presumably being watched by her mother. Us Weekly reports that father Jamie recently had a stern talk with his Britney. The magazine notes, "He was not happy with her antics . . . He told her that she's a grown woman and needs to act like one, and she's been making bad decisions."
Those recent "bad decisions' have also caught the eye of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services:
The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior."
Well, it's about time. This hillbilly shouldn't be allowed to babysit a stuffed animal, much less care for two kids. I'm surprised Sean Preston hasn't said "fuck it" and crawled into the street yet. The police could bring him and Jaden James home after finding them at the bus stop and all Britney would say is, "Oh, shoot fire! What are ya'll lil' heathens a'dun now?"
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57 Comments:
how come we havent seen the other little shit yet? does she even realize theres 2 now?
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
She's a washed up no talent fake hair fat assed shit excuse for a parent AND a human being. How this woman is allowed to reproduce is frankly a mystery to me. Those poor little babies - hopefully DCFS steps in and actually takes them away. I'm tired of reading about this bitch.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
14:57....14:58....14:59.... hey Shitney - tick tock baby....
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Let me get this straight. Britney's parents were okay with her making her own decisions, letting her run wild, allowing her to make an ass out of herself repeatedly in public and on national television, continue a relationshp with a gold digger and pretty much turn herself into a joke and NOW they want to put a stop to her bad behavior? Too little too late, guys.
By Piquebu, on 11:35 AM
Oh yeah, with her track record for balance, wearing high-heeled boots & bugeye shades at night while carrying a baby is a REALLY good idea.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
I believe we are just 3-4 months away from 'A Very Special Playboy' edition
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
I feel really sad for the kids...they are gonna grow up so messed up because Mommy didn't take care of them or love them enough. that is just reeeeally sad. the thing is, if k-fed gets the kids they won't be much better off I'm afraid.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
I hate it when people have kids that don't want them or aren't willing to do the appropriate things a parent should do. This bitch should have had her tubes tied by now if she's too fucking lazy to use birth control and can't even take care of the kids she does have.
BTW, Sean is looking more and more like Kev the older he gets.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
She looks really scary...I mean, she shouldn't have children if she's trying to go back to stupid high school antics...wait did she even go to high school? I figured her mom was watching the kids...I didn't even have to read it somewhere else either...
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Hey y'all she just wanted to be a mommy. She didn't realize that you actually gotta take care of 'em too?
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
Does britney think kids are an accessory, and it's like the latest trend?? You are a mother! act like one.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
CAPTION FOR THE LAST PICTURE:
"This 'un's for eatin'!"
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
I'm sorry but that is one uuuugly baby! He has Shitney's inbred eyes. Damn!
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Britney's baby had a cracked skull once and child services wanted to take the kid. But of course, the powers that be (the same powers that allow skanks like brit and paris to continue drawing breath) let it slide.
Now it's all coming back to haunt.
By I don't like you in any way, on 12:01 PM
If her parents are the ones watching the kids, or rather raising them, and they are so concerned with Britney not spending enough time with them, they need to show some tough love, put their foot down and say, "No we can't watch them while you're flashing your pussy. YOU stay with them for a change and quit hanging out with that gutter slut Paris." But I guess they are above that sort of thing and realize that the kids may be better off with them. Those kids are probably better off in the custody of the grandparents.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
I hate to say this but...KFed is so getting these children.
By Dani, on 12:14 PM
From eating rabbits as a child to wearing them as an adult, I reckon that there Louisianan done made it, y'alll!
By joejoe, on 12:27 PM
"father Jamie recently had a stern talk with his Britney"
a STERN TALK??! wtf is that? she needs a stern ass kicking and those kids need to be in foster care.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Has anyone stopped to think she may have postpartum depression? She is going through a divorce with someone she fell hard for, and he betrayed her. Poor girl, i hope she gets through it-
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Courtney Love, redux.
By Cythen, on 12:49 PM
12:49: you're smoking crack, right?
the first thing i always feel like doing when i'm depressed is flashing my vag to photographers all over the world.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
^12:49 "...She is going through a divorce with someone she fell hard for, and he betrayed her. Poor girl, i hope she gets through it- "
To repeat a point often made on this site, BS seduced a father from his girlfriend and other children. She's a homewrecker. Poor girl????
How the hell was she betrayed? Fed-Ex and Kendra Jade is just a nasty rumor.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Anon 1:05 - 12:49 is just another Shit diehard frantically flipping through the entire book of excuses and using any and all of them to defend their queen of trash. One of the requirements of the fan club seems to be "never blame Britney. It's always someone else's fault."
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
she needs to get a hysterectomy(sp?) when she gets her tits redone...remove the baby maker...
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
A sudden bout of pedophilia in picture 5.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
"She is going through a divorce with someone she fell hard for, and he betrayed her."
Much like she betrayed JT, natch. Karma sucks, man.
By Laurie, on 2:24 PM
oh Britney,,, we like you better when you look totally FUCK UP,, You are much
sexier that way,, dont u think?????
By burntfinger, on 3:08 PM
retarded comment:
Has anyone stopped to think she may have postpartum depression? She is going through a divorce with someone she fell hard for, and he betrayed her. Poor girl, i hope she gets through it-
most beautiful response i've ever see here at idlyitw:
12:49: you're smoking crack, right?
the first thing i always feel like doing when i'm depressed is flashing my vag to photographers all over the world.
i can't even address how brilliant this response was. i tip my hat to you, anon.
and YAY for child protection FINALLY getting involved. i really, really hope this stupid twat loses her kids. she obviously does not give two shits about them.
By livvie, on 3:20 PM
I went to the Hollywood rag to catch a story and saw a picture of Britney when she first came out in the spotlight ... holy aging batman ... I have NEVER liked but she was actually preety than .. now she looks worst than a 40 year old homeless crack addict ..
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
OH MY HOLY HELL 12:49 - that had better be your attempt at being "funny".
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
Fed-Ex's pain has turned to laughter. He is SO getting the kids or a HUGE settlement.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
i only have one question, why the fuck is that kid never wearing any shoes???
By Chelsea-May, on 6:06 PM
from tmz.com:
Reports are circulating that the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services has paid a visit to Britney Spears because of her recent hard partying. I'm told that is simply not the case.
Reliable sources in the world of Britney tell me DCFS never questioned the panty-challenged singer about her late-night clubbing. I'm getting a sense that the agency may have questioned Spears in the recent past as a follow-up to the seat belt incident earlier this year. Of course, Brit aficionados remember that DCFS went to her Malibu home after learning that Sean Preston was a passenger in the car she was driving and he was not strapped in. No action was taken in that case.
When I was a reporter at the CBS affiliate in Los Angeles, I did a year's worth of stories about DCFS and how foster children were dying because of abuse that was never detected by the agency. DCFS is an understaffed county department that can't investigate all the truly serious allegations of child abuse. Even though Britney may be trading lullabies for Hyde, it's a safe bet she's got help at home. If DCFS investigated Britney's partying and at-risk kids were ignored, department officials would be skewered. Period.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
By the way... has anyone noticed that her wedding ring is back on?????
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Hahahaha...I just read some NY surgeon offered BS surgery to bring her body back up to prebaby shape.
WTF? Why are these shitty ass celebrities always getting free shit. This bitch can pay for surgery...she's just too sloppy to bother to get more (or enough) done. She barely remembers to bathe daily...c'mon now.
Anyone for me getting the surgery for shits and giggles say here here!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM
Just looked at those pics. She really does look like shit. I pay a pretty penny for my highlights...and my shit looks way better then hers! Haha...btw I think the baby is average, not ugly...which is really all we can hope for with his gene pool. Poor thing. My dog has a higher IQ than both his parents combined.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM
Is Britney balding? She sorta has a Vince Vaughn or early Bruce Willis hairline going on. That would be funny.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
p.s. That is one SERIOUSLY stupid looking child.
Die Shitney, die.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
why did britney have children? i don't get it why?
By Anonymous, on 2:10 AM
Poor girl? She cheated on probably the best thing that ever happened to her and her career (Justin Timberlake), pulled out of a world tour (and blamed it on her "knee") to sleep around with the boyfriend of another woman who was 7-8 mos pregnant with his second child at the time, and goes on a partying binge without rarely going home to a toddler and a newborn baby.
How exactly do you paint Britney the victim in her creation of her own circumstances?
By Candy Blackmail, on 6:48 AM
An absentee but rich parent is not on top of CPS's list. If they are trying to set up a meeting with her they are just going through the motions for appearances.
They don't take a baby from a safe environment where they are cared for by immediate family and put them with in a foster home. Know anyone in high school whose parents enabled their irresponsibility by taking care of their new baby? That's what this is, except she's doing it about 6-10 years later than it usually happens.
I hope that LA county isn't really wasting resources on this. I can only imagine how many children really need their help.
Is Britney acting like a dumb twat? Hell yes, but as long as her kids are well cared for by her mother they need to be left the hell alone.
By UserZed, on 6:53 AM
that kid is going to run away one of these days
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
Britney's kids should be put to sleep. If a golden lab gets knocked up by a mutt at the pound they don't just let the puppies slide all over the floor for 2 years.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
RE:anon:8:25
Don't you mean "those KIDS are going to run away one of these days?"
By Brandy, on 11:55 AM
Let me get this straight....she dumped, and is now divorcing KFed for hanging out with his buddies, partying until all hours of the night, acting like a fool in public and not being there for the kids??
I bet KFed's attorneys are laughing their heads off now!
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Good point Anon 11:55
I really hope those kids get adopted by Rosie O'Donnell at this point.
By Brandy, on 12:20 PM
This just in: Britney says she went a little too far. That didn't take long at all, did it?
By Laurie, on 1:35 PM
Thanks for the link laure. So Britney is excited about Victoria Secret's new underwear line eh?
Let's take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Britney Spears:
1. No shoes
2. No bra
3. No table manners
4. No child care skills
5. No fashion sense
6. No class
7. No panties
And after two years worth of poor judgement, and Matt Lauder's imfamous interview:
8. No obvious intelligence.
Why do I think Britney getting new panties is the least of her issues at this point?
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I personally think the cunny flashing is some sort of initiation into some celebrity club or something. You know, like the Mile High Club was in the seventies.
They may even be trying to out do each other, getting more points for flashing both the outer, and inner labia or scoring more for more open angles. Although others have more incidents, by my tally Britney has oozed a head by a hair..
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
I hate to say it but it seems like the last few days of pics I've seen of her show her dressing a million times better than she did in the past year. Finally got a stylist I see. That aside, she's a dumb hole.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
If this dumb ass hick isn't a poster child for controlled procreation, I don't know who is. Why are this people allowed to reproduce???? She isn't fit to look after a wet mitt. There are so many other talented and classy people in the world why is this one everywhere I look?? Put her, Paris, and Lindsay together and you wouldn't have enough intelligence to fill a thimble. I sincerely hope that someone other than this poor excuse for a mother gets custody of the poor children. I am a mother of 2 also, and my days of partying are long gone, by choice. Just because you missed partying for 2 years doesn't mean you are justified in going out and neglecting your kids and flashing your skanky c&*$t for everyone to see. I realize that rules in Hollywood are far different than the rest of the civilized world, but c'mon people we have to draw the line somewhere. People like here shouldn't be elevated to star status. There are classier hookers on the corners of streets in every city of America!! If ya'll didn't want to have kids you should have kept your legs closed!!
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
I wonder why she did even have one more child so soon after her first was born. I mean, it's bad enough to have a kid by K-F. And adding one more seems like a crazy idea to me. I think she's suffering from Postpartum depression... Since she's young, she's acting wild to "forget" her depression, unlike most mothers who have postpartum depression. It's just my thought. I don't really know anything about her, so I don't know. May be she just went nuts? Who knows. I'm sure she'll go back to being a good mom to her children.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
Britney Spears is such a butterface.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
who the hell are you kidding, 12:24 anon??
"I'm sure she'll go back to being a good mom to her children."
Go back to being a good mom?
Go back??
Like she EVER was one!?? Or ever will be?
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
She's been in NYC since before Thanksgiving. That would make the California DCF stories false. The kids are with her? Could they be with parents in CA or their home so they are hopefully being cared for? As for her husband getting custody pleez. But a third party could,as some one has already mentioned, remember Courtney Love?
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
12:24, what the hell? What is all this crap about women partying to stop being depressed? Funny how this never happens to any young moms but darling Shitney.
And "go back to being a good mom"? First, you don't get to take breaks from being a mom. It's not like being a contract employee. Whenever "Mawmaw" feels unhappy, she can't just decide to go off and have fun until she feels like stopping, and someone else can just watch the kids until that happens.
Secondly, SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WRETCHED MOTHER. How can she "go back" to being something she's never been?
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
There were quotes from "friends" that Britney spent the last two years being pregnant/having kids/taking care of them etc.(So she needed to get out and party) Didn't it ever occur to her that having a child is NOT a temporary situation, they are your children for life and if you are any kind of a decent person you take care of them, at least until they are 18!!!! Obviously a child having children....
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
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