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Britney Spears Likes the Pole

In news from the inevitable, Britney Spears is now reportedly taking private striptease lessons from Paris Hilton at Paris' Holly Hills home:

Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

No thanks, sweetie. We've seen it already. I don't care how sexy you think you look spinning on a stripper pole, it doesn't change the fact that your vagina looks like it lost a boxing match. Sorry, but my idea of a hot time doesn't include dodging loose hair extensions and wondering what that smell is.

Awww yeah, baby! Gotta get me some of this:

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50 Comments:

this girl makes me want to throw up. mmmmmmmm vomit

By chuggdog, on 10:29 AM
Her vagina scares me.

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
No panties. No bra. Dribble(?) all over her shirt. Tea-cozy hat.

It's like she just walked out of the trailer park. Nothing new in these pictures.

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
she looks like a fucking idiot...it's like she thought fake glasses and a huge knit hat would make her look intelligent/poet or something... and her tits are fucking disgusting.

But that whole hand coming out of nowhere thing is really freaking me out....I just keep praying that it's going to bitchslap her, and rip out the extensions.

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
Is she on drugs now?

By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
Where's the story about her gettin' pounded in a bathroom while others listened outside? Huh?

By Kitty X, on 10:42 AM
eww. what's up with that boob that's saggier than the other? girl needs to wear a bra at all times.

By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Her boobs are so nasty. Especially her left one. WTF???

By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Those sloppy tits have replaced her beat-up old quim as her nastiest body part.

By enoughalready, on 10:46 AM
Yeah... lopsidedness is fairly common and all (perhaps not to THIS extreme) and girls with such issues should know to wear a bra at ALL times. Preferably one that won't allow for what the GFY girls like to call "nips akimbo".

By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
Someone, save the babies!

By I don't like you in any way, on 10:59 AM
GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING NEWBORN YOU WHORE!

jesus christ! where the fuck is CPS?

By livvie, on 11:03 AM
I can't understand how anyone could leave the house with the torpedo nips hangin all snaggled!

It looks like the extensions are attached to the hat, like the silly rasta ones.

By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
I can't understand how anyone could leave the house with torpedo nips hanging all snaggled!

It looks like the extensions are attached to the hat, like the silly rasta hats.
I would NOT want to see what's under it!

By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Her boobs are so saggy, it's disgusting. She's only 25 and she has the body of a 50-yr-old granny.

By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Looking at how she's been boozing it up and smoking like a chimney, I doubt she's breastfeeding, so why do her boobs look like she's breastfed 12 kids over the last 13 years?

Oh and those glasses, sorry Shitney, you aren't convincing anyone that you are smart. Perhaps if you laid off the booze, things wouldn't look so blurry.

By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Snaggle tooth!

By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
If I were her one of her tits, I'd try and escape too. You can see the left one trying desperately to separate from her fat self in those pics.

By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Why are everyone's hands around her head? Are they all afraid it's gonna fall OFF?

By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
PIC #2?!?! WTF is wrong with her tit?

By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
I still can't believe the amount of irony going on in this girl's life. From giving teen boys wet dreams to giving everyone nightmares. I am starting to feel somewhat sorry for her now, I never thought I'd say it. It's like she doesn't see how fug she's become or something. She's needs a fug intervention like yesterday.

By Jj, on 11:39 AM
It looks like she is being pulled and dragged and ushered around. SHe does not look all that coherent, but rather drunk or drugged. I feel sorry for her...kinda. She has more money than I'll likely ever see in my lifetime, so I'm having trouble with the pity.

I think her boobs are swaying from rapid directional changes, giving her a lopsided look.

Having said all that: Britney, sober up, jackass. Put on a bra, use the gym equipment I KNOW you have in your home, spend time with the kids you insisted on having. Chasing them around will burn some calories. Stay away from that fucktard Hilton. She a moron, she's a waste of skin, and she's just amusing herself with your inability to cope with life. Get a fucking clue.

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
She's so sauced, she can hardly walk.
It looks like she's being led off to a gangbang. Which, I'll admit, is an absolutely nauseating thought.

By enoughalready, on 12:22 PM
Those tits were looking down because of shame.

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
In pic#2, she is being led off to a gangbang. The roofie is just kickin in.

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
Britney got stuck to the pole because of Paris' sticky vaginal residue that was left behind.

It looks like someone used her shirt as a cum rag.

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
What the Fuck!!! everthing is wrong with this picture
1. Her Tits
2. Wet spots on her shirt!!
3. one tit is better
4. whats with her lips,, look at them
5. she smells bad
6. fake hair.

By burntfinger, on 1:34 PM
check out the stank on that skank. she rank.

By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
And the trainwreck barrels on.
She scares me; but not so much as to keep me from having a chuckle.

I'm sure her kids would be better off in the care of someone else. Even John Mark Karr would be less threatening to Britney's kids. Afterall, they ARE boys, not girls.

By joejoe, on 2:09 PM
this is SUCH bullshit. Like BRITNEY would take DANCE lessons from PARIS........

By parissucksliterally, on 2:14 PM
Wow, Lisa Loeb looks HORRIBLE!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
She could have starred in that Austin Powers movie as Alotta Vagina, or as that Indian girl Stinky Beaver.

By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Britney used Paris as the pole. A lesbo affair waiting to happen, if it didn't already. Hope someone's up on their shots and scripts.

By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
Aren't you people missing the obvious?! Okay, well, the breasts are obvious, but what caught my attention also was the bit about the tutu! Since when are tutus sexy? Since when do strippers wear tutus? That bit didnt make sense to me, since little girls wear tutus...

By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
Yeah, give this woman a Mother Of The Year Award! Quick!

Seriously, this piece of trash is yet another prime example that money cannot buy class! If she weren't rich, she'd be just another brokedown trailer-trash nobody.

By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
When does Britney Spears new porno gang bang movie come out?

By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with her hair! It looks like all forehead. Very strange...

By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
There is something seriously wrong with her hair. She is all forehead. What is up with that? Brit is one of those aliens from MIB.

By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
Wear a bra! And stop showing me your bagina, it's nasty...and smells like rotting fish!

By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Somehow Britney on a stripper pole would end up like Kevin James on a stripper pole. Funny but oh-so-disturbing.

By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
those aren't tits.. those are udders.

By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
Probably not true, but still funny as shit.

By Hyperbole, on 9:58 PM
She is probably still leaking tbh. Hell I'm about her size and I don't leave the house without a bra, much less if people were standing outside taking pictures. She needs to talk to someone that isn't on her payroll....

By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
She's not leaking because she's not breastfeeding. The baby is almost 3 months old and her milk has dried up.

By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
britney go away no one cares about the pole dancing maybe 5 years ago people gave a shit about you but not now so have some dignity and take care of your kids and stay away from whore paris and la la land

By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM
Her left boob is definitely bigger than her right, you can see it even more when she is wearing a bra (those rare occasions.) Is it just me or doesn't she look like she is wearing the blonde version of those rastafarian hats you can get in the islands?

By Anonymous, on 5:10 AM
Her left boob is definitely bigger than her right, you can see it even more when she is wearing a bra (those rare occasions.) Is it just me or doesn't she look like she is wearing the blonde version of those rastafarian hats you can get in the islands?

By Anonymous, on 5:10 AM
Just like most guys have one nut bigger than the other, most girls have one boob bigger than the other. Sometimes it can be way bigger. We just wear bras to hide that fact from the public.

Not that I'm defending ol' skanky Brit here. I'm just saying.

By Toni, on 11:18 AM
Ya know, I SO didn't do Brit as an "artist".

But as a sloppy trainwreck and public laughing stock, I LOVE her!!

Honestly, I think she's finally found something she's REALLY good at!

Seriously though, that boob is gross. And her tit looks weird too (see what I did there?)

By Ginger, on 1:51 PM
^11:18 Most guys have one nut bigger than the other!??? I'm going to have to check mine. I always thought they were quite symmetrical!

By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM