Britney Went on a Date. Got Laid.
Britney Spears was seen with her tongue down the throat of music producer "J.R." Rotem last night/this morning. Eyewitnesses are reporting she stayed out with this dude until around 3:30 a.m., then went back to his place, where she outstayed the paparazzi. This guy must have just gotten released from prison or he hasn't been on a date in a while, because Britney is a damn fug nightmare. If my penis had frostbite and I had a choice of sticking it in Britney Spears or a pot of hot chili, I'd at least make sure nobody wanted any more.
Here's Rotem's MySpace.
Images via JJB
Update - Here are a few more higher quality pics of skank and douche:
63 Comments:
Another wigger. What a shocker.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
she just needed a little faux dark meat to go with all the blistered clam she's been eating lately
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
i'm oiling my ass for JR.
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Whore. Go home to your babies. Learn how to be a good parent.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
Is it me, or are his eyes a little close together? Not that looking alittle in-bred would be a turn-off for Britney. She's gotta be used to it by now.
By enoughalready, on 3:27 PM
Britney's inbred eyes are too far apart and this wigger's eyes are too close together. Together they might be able to make a baby that doesn't look retarded.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
Fug is as fug does.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
He has no talent, and is in the business of signing and scoring little to no talent.
Fug IS as fug does...
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
well, now I really know what her type is!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
This just gets better every day. What a loser. Yes, I know this is redundant, but, I mean, what self-respecting guy would even consider f-ing her right now (or ever)? She gave birth 3 months ago. She has two neglected kids at home. She just got divorced... from Kevin Federline. She goes around flashing her bald beaver to the whole world. Etcetera, etcetera...
I mean, DUUUHHHH!
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
She has no shame. The divorce proceedings haven't even started, she has an infant and a toddler at home, and she's playing the whore with retard boy. And she's not even discrete about it. So that's it. I'm on Fed-Ex's side now. If he has any love for those kids, he's ready to kill. Don't be surprised if Federline goes on an OJ-style killing spree sometime in the future.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
Wow, she is so undesireable that she only attracts guys who look like Andrew Dice Clay. Nice one Shitney.
Expect another child in 9 months, ya'll!
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Anonymous said...
Britney's inbred eyes are too far apart and this wigger's eyes are too close together. Together they might be able to make a baby that doesn't look retarded.
3:28 PM
it probably wouldnt LOOK retarded but boy would that kid ever need a helmet and a "special assistant" just to make it through kindergarten.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Nice fucking necklace, talentless faggot.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Between being on the rebound from her marriage and her low-budget hooker clothes this guy can't help but look at her and realize this is an easy lay. He probably won't even have to ask for anal; she'll just offer it.
But, he will have to ask her to stop inserting random objects from around the hotel room. This depressed whore will probably stop at no lengths to impress and keep a man right now.
By joejoe, on 4:34 PM
I know the pharmaceutical companies have been busying themselves helping prolong the sexual lives of old men everywhere, but the latest Britney headlines should really light the fire under their asses for a sterilization pill. Just one dose, and POOF! Inactivated ovaries. Best. Christmas. Present. Ever.
By Laurie, on 4:38 PM
in those first three pics, I thought I was looking at old grainy Bigfoot screenshots.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
I saw your hammered vulva Britney. And I didn't even have to offer you a cigarette.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
i like how this dude has to put "multi platinum music producer" on his myspace to describe himself. looks like your garden variety douchebag to me.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
the next paparazzi photos of this bloke will be of him walking out of a clinic with his nuts in a sling.
By I don't like you in any way, on 5:09 PM
Is he for real with that hideous thing around his neck that looks like the keyboard necktie? And what's even worse is that cost more than what most of us make in a year. You sure know how to pick 'em Brit!
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Did anyone else notice in pic 3 he looks like a crazed steer going to slaughter with that eyeball?
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
Gee.....do ya think he is using her for publicity or something? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Of course it's true love!!
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Britney in 2 months: "I'm pregnant ya'll!!"
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
is this retard an armenian? BELUGA HEIGHTS? fucking stupid name.
By livvie, on 5:58 PM
Wow, and I thought KFed was just a lapse in judgement. Her momma best come git her right quick before she marries this tard in the Bahamas or something.
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
I don't think I'd want to use the same uninal as somebody who f*cked that thing! Ewww!
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
How do you pronouce Rotem ... like Scrotum?
This dumb bitch wears clothes that girls with fit bodies should wear. Short skirts are for nice legs only.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Her kids are going to become little "Dexters" a la Showtime's "Dexter." Hope they are adopted by a good cop who channels the homicidal impulses that their parents have placed into them for good -- perhaps becoming serial killers that only kill white trash or wiggers.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
He kinda reminds me of John Travolta - I think it's the nose...
By slesl, on 8:07 PM
ew he's gross...great way to rebound...
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
Oh man, I went to his myspace page.Thank god,I am not on piece of cr@p.All of these people kissing his ass.I hope he gets an STD.
By Abe, on 8:23 PM
Her appetite for douchebags is seemingly boundless. I await the day the epiphany of "white dudes who dress like KrissKross video extras are not cool" strikes her upside her thick, thick, cinderblock thick skull.
By Gonzo, on 9:02 PM
C'mon now people...lets not make too much fun of this guy...after all, he just committed career suicide by touching Shitney and the poor dumbass doesn't even know it. Can I just say her habit of chain smoking everywhere she goes is probably what bothers me the most...since we all know she doesn't wash and then touches her kids with her filthy stank hands...whenever she ACTUALLY sees them that is. Maybe the positive side of her filthy habit will be that she will kill her "voice" and never produce another album again...its true...there IS always a silver lining!
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
And he didn't even put her in his top 8 yet! What a cad.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
PS-Black shirt, red skirt, pink bag, brown shoes=not matching or coordinating in any way shape or form. Pay for the stylist you dumb cow!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
Time to bring race into the picture: According to his 'official' home page, he was born to Israeli parents. He's jewish.
www.jonathanrotem.com
By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM
she looks like she's gaining weight again.
She's a mess all the way around.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM
she cant even stay out of the spotlight for one day and spend it with her kids? it seems to me she puts men she hasn't known that long above her own kids....she's a mess, she's stupid, she dresses for shit, she has no style and her taste for men is all in her mouth (literally).
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
"Maybe the positive side of her filthy habit will be that she will kill her 'voice' and never produce another album again...its true...there IS always a silver lining!"
While I respect your logic, and hope it could happen, I know it can't.
This skeezer has never been able to sing. Her studio voice requires just slightly less computer assistance than Stephen Hawking's voice.
Fortunately for her, and rather unfortunately for us, the computer that sings for her can't dance like a whore.
By joejoe, on 12:56 AM
"huh?"
burp
"huh?"
By Anonymous, on 2:52 AM
BRING BACK THE MANNY!
........
Thank you for listening. That is all.
By Vigilante, on 5:31 AM
didn't even put her in his top 8 yet...LMAO!
she has no clue...i almost feel sorry for her. almost.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
I have 2 kids that are very close to the ages of hers. My first child is 6 mths older than her first, my 2nd is 2 wks younger...and I can't fucking imagine being away from my babies the way she is. I've yet to leave my youngest at all, even with my husband for an hour to go for coffee. When's the last time she even saw these babies?
Hard to believe that Fed Ex would end up looking like the better person outta this mess!
Poor babies.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
i sharted a little in my mouth
By polly, on 7:32 AM
Gee, what a great mom.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
if nobody is really into britney, then why the hell are there so many damn posts about here on this website? Really now, shouldn't the paparazzi just leave her the hell alone for awhile and let her star fade on it's own? We don't need another post about her. It's getting redundant and more pointless than other pointless posts. Nothing here to see. This girl needs time to figure out who she is away from cameras and hollywood b.s. Plus, i don't care for anymore gossip about her.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
What a loser ,that guy must never seen pussy he thinks britney is hot and that her HUGE scar is normal and that smell of dead rats that comes out of her ass is normal too and the smell of skunk from her pussy he says is just fine , so now he is feeling a burning all over his little dick but he still a douche
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
good for brit, getting a little bit of hangdown for her skank. about time.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
I'd still do her :-P
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Team K-Fed.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Yo! Social Services! TAKE-THE-KIDS-AWAY-FROM-HER ALREADY.
I'll leave the wretched do-it-yerself ya'll-black dye job out of this.
By Piquebu, on 11:51 AM
Kfed gave Shittany a virulent case of herpes. Now he's got it too.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
nice some ugly ass kike producer... go brit
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Why is she being manhandled in every picture we see of her with anyone? Can she not walk on her own? Just another thing I hate about her ...
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
hard to be discreete when you got ppl waiting and watching damn near your every move!
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Discrete my ass. Here's an idea if you want to be discrete...try being at home, and being a mother to your 2 kids for fuck sakes. She just gave birth 3 months ago. She should be home with her kids, not out getting drunk, stoned, fucking strangers, whatever.
This isn't even about having some class (she has some, its just all 3rd class) or discretion. Its about being a responsible adult and mother.
Don't call her trailer trash anymore...cause any trailer trash I ever heard of at least showed some concern for their offspring.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
MEET HOLLYWOOD’S NEWEST COUPLE……………..
CLITNEY AND SCROTUM
By kathywithak, on 7:35 PM
Let's hope she has finally understands what birth control is and how to use it..
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
She doesn't know how good she has it with her two babies. I lost mine after birth, and she is neglecting TWO beautiful boys, regardless of the douches they belong to. If i was her, I would straighten up, fly right, lose the whores and douches and spend time nurturing the two most important boys she will ever have. She doesn't know how lucky she is to have them and is going to pay for it in the end.
By Lynds, on 8:44 AM
Let's just hope the only thing JR produces after this is more crappy music and not any more kids for this disaster of a mommy.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Her outfit angers me just as much as the douche she's with... you think with all that money she'd hire a fucking stylist for god's sake.
brown boots? black sweater? burgundy tube dress? jesus christ. i guess you can take the girl out of hicksville but you can't take the hicksville out of the girl.
BROWN BOOTS? wtf.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
i for one think he's dreamy! i'd let him mow my lawn, suck on my nipples and let him squeeze my penis for good luck. you loozers who keep making fun of him are jealous cuz of his reported 8.5 inch peter.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
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