Adriana Lima is at the Beach

82 Comments:

  • damn she's a lot more flat chested than I thought she was

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • Ack. No muscle. She does not look good at all. I've seen way better Brazilians than that. Meh.

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • She still looks a HELL OF A LOT better than fugly Kate Moss.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • Please, a Brazilian virgin? I guarantee this chick was gang raped by a soccer team at age 12. She was selling her ass on a corner in Rio at age 14.

    By "virgin" she means she has never charged less than 300 pesos to blow a black guy.

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • Nice ass, I bet she takes it in the pooper.

    By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM  

  • i just semened a little bit in my vas deferens

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • Where'd her tits go?!?

    IT IS A MYSTERY

    By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM  

  • the thing is, she's pretending to look for stuff only so that she can bend over and rip a few taco bells into the wind.

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • She's not even the hottest Brazilian in those pics (Bottom middle shot in the
    aqua colored bikini)

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • Super hot bod. You have to know she is a first class cunt.

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • She's not even the hottest Brazilian in those pics (Bottom middle shot in the
    aqua colored bikini)


    sick. that's a 13-year-old girl. go find some kate bosworth pics.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • If that is a 13-year-old, I'll eat my hat. She is, as the previous poster noted, way hot.

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • wow that's just sick

    By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM  

  • anonim 12:11, could you be any dumber? in brazil, it REAIS, not pesos. and, by the way, the spoken language over there is portuguese not spanish. in case you´re wondering...

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

  • why is there no guy suddenly sprinting into these pictures and biting her ass??? wtf is this world coming to???

    By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM  

  • the third picture totally cracks me up. two amazingly gorgeous women and a little old lady. the contrast is astounding.

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • the little old lady is totally hot, i'd hit her crackly pooper

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • so adriana is farting and blaming it on the old lady! well played, adriana. well played.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • This chick has a thick torso.
    I think the other dame in the aqua colored bathing suit is way hotter.
    Even that grandma looks pretty tasty,

    By I don't like you in any way, on 1:57 PM  

  • this girl is overrated.. she's flat chested, no muscle and has a boyish figure. She looks better photoshopped and air brush

    By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

  • I agree on the other cheek 1:57pm.

    By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM  

  • i've got to vote against the grain. i like the woman better than the prepubescent girl or the grandmother.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • Oh stop whining. Just look at that picture of Jessica Simpson below. I came back to Adriana's pictures after Jessica's fugliness burned my retinas.

    By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM  

  • we could always unscrew jessica's tits and bolt them onto adriana

    By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM  

  • There are TONS of prettier women at the beaches in Brazil. TONS.

    By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM  

  • Wow, you people are nuts. Is the world really this hyper-critical of people? If so it is very discouraging.
    She is absolutely amazing.

    By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM  

  • I don't know how to feel about this... I hate having to look at this smug bitch stare out at me from the millions of VS catalogues I am sent every week, but, even in these candid pics, I am forced to admit she is perfection. I am starting to doubt that any of the men who comment on this site have ever actually met a real woman. Seriously, every physical trait of hers is amazing. just saying...

    By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

  • second last picture, you can see her sweaty onion, otherwise very hot

    By Nrrvus, on 2:53 PM  

  • shes ok i guess but she has no ass and thats a shame considering most brazilian women have very perfect shaped asses (thanks to their african roots)

    By prettyboy, on 2:55 PM  

  • Watever with that. Who's the one in pink?

    By Methuselah Madness, on 2:59 PM  

  • second last picture, you can see her sweaty onion

    i'm truly sorry, but adriana is well known in the biz as a "weak wiper". everybody always asks "what's that smell?" under the hot lights. hope this doesn't harsh any wood.

    By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM  

  • She's gorgeous. I have seen women that are better looking but not that often .. she's easily in to 90% of hotness ...

    My only complaint is ... why no eyecandy for the girls?! Come on Jenny ... Todd is posting all these pictures of hot girls ... why no hot boys?

    By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM  

  • i'm oiling my ass for hot boy pics

    By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM  

  • Right on Prettyboy... thank god for the slave trade. I'm sure the ancient Incans had no asses.

    By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM  

  • Anon 2:39, before I risk losing my wife, kids, career and family can you please provide proof before I book my flight to Rio. Thanks.
    And, oh, considering she's at the beach, no make up, no hairstyle and is putting herself in some unflattering positions I would have to disagree with any and all negative comments. She is almost perfect.

    By beedub, on 3:18 PM  

  • (that's pretty much why)

    By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

  • "Anonymous said...
    Please, a Brazilian virgin? I guarantee this chick was gang raped by a soccer team at age 12. She was selling her ass on a corner in Rio at age 14.

    By "virgin" she means she has never charged less than 300 pesos to blow a black guy. "

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!
    a) A Brazillian virgin?! So what?! I'm Brazillian and I'm a virgin! *gasp*
    b)You're just a stupid retard who uses stereotypes like soccer, and slutty women, so STFU.
    c)Pesos aren't even the currency in Brazil, so STFU AGAIN!

    You're so ignorant!
    so
    just
    STFU!

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • She's hot...but the people saying that every other girl in Brazil is hot, get real. A lot of them are ghetto looking (i.e. Shakira).

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • It is sooooo funny watching people sayng things like she is uly and/or flat.
    Admit it...most of you would still hit that in a second!

    By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    She's hot...but the people saying that every other girl in Brazil is hot, get real. A lot of them are ghetto looking (i.e. Shakira).

    3:34 PM

    Shakira is Colombian. Colombian/Lebanese to be exact.

    By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM  

  • whatevs

    By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

  • I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Unless she likes to get it on the floor. ;)

    By joejoe, on 4:51 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    Right on Prettyboy... thank god for the slave trade. I'm sure the ancient Incans had no asses.

    3:15 PM
    ---------------------------------

    very funny cracker but incans weren't known for their figures. common sense should tell you that the incans and mayans are washed out and although they are incorporated im most south americans...african(black) is probably their strongest blood line. look at adriana's hair....icans didnt have hair like that..........use your common sense.

    i'm right and you're wrong.

    By prettyboy, on 4:56 PM  

  • European women are the hottest. It is rare to find an unattractive, overweight young woman who doesn't take care herself. Just 4 of Victoria's Secret models are Brazilian doesn't mean that all of Brazilian women are good looking. Adriana does have a beautiful face but her body is very average if not below of a European woman. Take a look at Laetitia Casta, she's a former VS model too and she's French. Then Heidi Klum, who's nickname is "the body" who is German. They are way prettier and sexier than these Brazilian chicks. Gisele has a good body but an ugly face, so how is that perfect. Just because they are famous and there are a few famous good looking Brazilian women doesn't mean that all Brazilian chicks look like that. It's the fame that makes them look better than they are anyway. If Adriana was my sister I'd probably never be amazed by her face. But since she's a supermodel I see in magazines all the time, she is stunning.

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • beedub said...
    Anon 2:39, before I risk losing my wife, kids, career and family can you please provide proof before I book my flight to Rio. Thanks.
    And, oh, considering she's at the beach, no make up, no hairstyle and is putting herself in some unflattering positions I would have to disagree with any and all negative comments. She is almost perfect.


    Ummmm she's on a photo shoot it's set on a beach and yes they do bring their hair and makeup team there too. Thanks for sharing your ignorance with all of us.

    By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

  • she may have some beauty but have you ever heard her speak? She's really dumb. Euro dumb. It's obvious she is photo shopped in her modeling pics...I mean she still looks great here but she does not have a feminine body at all.

    By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM  

  • I think she's beautiful.

    By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM  

  • "Wow, you people are nuts. Is the world really this hyper-critical of people? If so it is very discouraging."

    yes, the world really is this way. have you been living under a rock? kill yourself now if you can't take it, cuz it's only going to get worse.

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM  

  • hehe... u don't think she's hot?...
    ya right. I bet in some club...she'd tell you to pull down your pants so she could wax yer candle...u'd be working on that pronto...only problem is she'd laugh at u'r sad-drunk-pants-pulling-down-ass and toss u a few pesos as she leaves the joint with her other super hot friends.

    By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM  

  • "look at adriana's hair....icans didnt have hair like that........."

    incans didnt have highlights and great blow outs? shit, why didnt my history classes teach me anything?

    By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM  

  • I think she's absolute gorgeous, and her "flaws" only make her seem more naturally beautiful. its true she doesnt seem very bright at all in interviews but she does seem sweet which counts for something.
    her body looks great, although you can tell those VS push up bras do make all the difference in her ads...

    By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM  

  • she has no waist

    By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM  

  • I am from brasil and I can vouchsafe that most women from there are not nearly as hot as Adriana (I have also been lucky enough to have met her in person, and she IS that hot). Most brazilian girls are short, have huge hips, and unremarkable. If you want hot, think E. Europe, France, or Argentina... the hottest brazilian girls do come from the north east of brasil where Adriana is from, however...
    By the way, the Incas are in the Andes, nowhere near Brasil! Adriana is most likely amazonian Indian descent (Tupi-Guarani or Yanomami), and NOT Incan descent.

    By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    incans didnt have highlights and great blow outs? shit, why didnt my history classes teach me anything?

    8:39 PM
    --------------------------------

    i'm talking about the texture of her hair you dumbass.

    damn you people on here are seriously retarded.

    By prettyboy, on 10:09 PM  

  • i'm talking about the texture of her hair you dumbass.

    damn you people on here are seriously retarded.

    10:09 PM

    I think if there was vote, youd win the dumbest poster award, pretty boy. you were talking about the texture to prove what? how black she is? how little Incan she has in her? Adriana Lima is Portuguese, French, Amerindian, Afro Brazilian and Japanese, if you want her background. here's a big hint: her hair isnt from the Afro Brazilian set of genes and its not her "strongest blood line." neither is "Incan", but thats not a shock considering Incas were from the Western area of South America, mostly outside of what is now Brazil. leave the racial draft to Dave Chappelle.

    By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    "look at adriana's hair....icans didnt have hair like that........."

    incans didnt have highlights and great blow outs? shit, why didnt my history classes teach me anything?

    8:39 PM



    ARE YOU A RETARD? SHE IS FROM BRASIL INCAS ARE NOT FROM BRASIL DAMN YOU DID NOT LEARN A FUCKING THING IN THAT DUMB ASS SCHOOL YOU WENT TO , GO READ A BOOK OR USE THE INTERNET TO LEARN AND NOT JUST TO LOOK AT DRUNKS HAVING ANIMAL SEX , AND ADRIAN IS NOT THAT HOT IS ALL LIGHTS AND MAKEUP

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM  

  • Hey 8:57, that's why those bras sell so well. They turn water into wine.

    By Jj, on 11:11 PM  

  • i really don't like her mousy, bunched up facial features. i always thought at least her body was überhot, but i was proven wrong.

    By Anonymous, on 5:14 AM  

  • Prettyboy shows his stupidity once again! If you're going to be predjudiced, at least know what you're talking about. You may think you know everything but judging from what you post here you don't know shit. I really hope it's all just an act.

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM  

  • Anon 6:09, right, right. Just like Kelly Clarkson's beach pictures. Admit it, she's perfect.

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM  

  • pretty boy's racist tendencies rival that of michael richard's.

    i am deeply offended that everything that comes out of his mouth is truly derogatory, as demonstrated with the hateful "cracker" remark. i also believe he hates jews and gays (he's self-loathing).

    therefore, i believe he should publically apologize to all white people and preemptively to jews and gays. that is all.

    By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

  • me bitey hiney

    By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM  

  • look, she's not that hot unless she is in lingerie and airbrushed and photoshopped. Otherwise, she has Inca Man features and has no curves.

    By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    she may have some beauty but have you ever heard her speak? She's really dumb. Euro dumb. It's obvious she is photo shopped in her modeling pics...I mean she still looks great here but she does not have a feminine body at all.

    6:10 PM


    1. Adriana isn't European, Brazil is in South America, genius

    2. If Europeans are dumb, who is smart?

    3. Does an accent make a person dumb? Or is it the other way around?

    She is bilingual which only disproves your dumb theory. I doubt that you know a word of Portuguese.

    What would you know, you're an American trailer park resident.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

  • @ 8:39 PM

    The first and foremost indication of retardedness is someones affinity to type in caps lock mode.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

  • She's gorgeous but where's her waist and boobs?

    By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM  

  • Hey...anon 2:40 & 2:41 are right on....what's up with you people??

    Adriana is almost perfect and thats as good as it gets....show me your Ms. Perfection and I'm sure I can pick her apart too....Beauty and sexiness are subjective, so everyone has a slightly different ideal....but a LOT of men (and women) think she is the hottest woman around...and that's a fact...

    By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM  

  • People, now, listen: go to the South of Brazil (land of Giselle). Go to Minas Gerais, for pete's sake. Those are places with an AWFUL lot of girls that look (and feel) way better than that.

    Second: there is no way in a frozen hell this girl is a virgin, period. It just doesn't happen like that around here, another period.

    Yeah, it's "reais", not pesos", and Portuguese, not Spanish. And Shakira is definitely not Brazilian, but the person didn't imply that - only that she is ghetto looking, which she is indeed. And this girl here is not far from that. And I have no idea of what "icans" are - if you really mean "incas", check previous answers and go see your moronologist ASAP.

    Last, I've been telling you all this girl is nothing close to the last oreo on the tube. Sure, wouldn't kick her out of the bed, but she looks as vulgar as can be, she's got a ridiculous "model's body", not a REAL woman's curvaceous body. No butt and no chest over a cheap-looking face. Actually, SHE is the one that looks 13!

    So come on, what's to drool over here? Go look at those pics of Jessica Biel working out, all sweaty and juicy, for crying out loud...

    Ah, the rant before going to bed...

    By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM  

  • the only way i'd do her is if her vagina was really a penis, her breasts disappeared, her voice deepened and her butt hole was covered with nice matthew maconaughey hairs. take it from this man, she's a dog.

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM  

  • 9:29 PM
    pft. I don't know where you lived in Brasil, cuz where I went, the women are gorgeous!

    By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM  

  • boy has she got a gut on her! chunk la funk is in da house!

    By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM  

  • the old lady works for Victoria Secret. has to be a beach shoot that they are doing. I used to work at a photo studio and she is always at the shoot. Lovely lady, but I have seen Lima at 7am call time and lets just say that good for makeup and retouching.

    By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM  

  • fake boobs, fake lips, fake virginity.

    that's what men go for!

    By Yetused, on 4:47 PM  

  • I wish Britney Spear's relatives would stop posting on this blog!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM  

  • the woman in the light blue bikini is alessandra ambrosio (not a 13-year-old). you can tell by the tattoo.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 AM  

  • man you people with the negative comments are retarded.

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 AM  

  • Adriana Lima is not a virgin. She told a magazine that the journalist didn't understand her and she doesn't want to talk about it anymore..
    Well I am a frenchwoman and I travel a lot. In my opinion, italian girls are pretty :)

    In Germany, In France.. not really, no... there are exceptions like in every country but a lot of german/ french girls are dirty, vulgar, common. It is Not because Heidi Klum is German or Laetitia is French that all german or french girls are hot.

    By Kara, on 2:03 PM  

  • omg, adriana lima is GORGEOUS. her body's just right. not like those stick-thin models these days. damn, i love her !

    By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

  • boy has she got a gut on her! chunk la funk is in da house! ---i agree.
    She's probably a dumb cunt.

    By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM  

  • Do you morons expect someone who has a waist size of 24 having a size C or D cup breast? Do you even know what a real woman is like? Do you??? Idiologies in the fashion industry is all an illusion, a state of unachievable, a total degradation to both genders alike. So stop dreaming and think you are seeing the reality, because that would only make you an igornant %$&# at the end.

    By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM  

  • Do you morons expect someone who has a waist size of 24 having a size C or D cup breast? Do you even know what a real woman is like? Do you??? Idiologies in the fashion industry is all an illusion, a state of unachievable, a total degradation to both genders alike. So stop dreaming and think you are seeing the reality, because that would only make you an igornant %$&# at the end.

    By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM  

  • Everybody who dont think she is hot is a gay..

    She is my love

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 AM  

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