They guy in the back seat of Lohan's car is staring at the rear-view camera and wondering why Lohan sees a VW Beetle about 4 feet away but continues to go in reverse. Lohan is wearing gypsy gear. It's so hot right now.
Go home and be a mother to your babies, you stupid cunt! She should be bonding with her newborn and being there to comfort him when he wakes up in the middle of the night insetead of learning Spanish from his nanny while Mommy is snorting lines off of Paris Hilton's diseased pussy.
I almost hate to say this, but... would anyone really care if these girls just overdosed already. River Phoenix was a tragic waste of talent and looks, but if these whores go away we are only cleaning up the planet.
Geez this is so funny. The whole world knows she has a hairy asshole and week-old shaved pussy, she knows that we know, and she's the type of person who will walk around smiling and basking in the "fame".
Its not so hard to loose the baby weight, especially when you have your baby delivered a month early to cut down on stretch marks. I was back in a size 4 within 8 weeks of giving birth to my third child, without the use of drugs, so it can be done.
People - Britney Spears had a tummy tuck right after the C-section. It's very common for people - especially egomaniacal rish celebs - to get tummy tucks right after they deliver. She didn't "lose" the baby weight. She had it sucked out and sliced off.
@ 3:00 --- If you lost "all" your baby weight that quickly, you didn't breastfeed. Welcome to Selfish Mommyland. Have you met its newest member Britney Spears yet?
If new moms spent less time obsessing over their appearance and more time thinking about and caring for their children maybe they'd be better parents. No wonder so many kids are so fucked up.
Ok, it Britney's defense (sorry)....she stayed home for 2 years and kept her nose clean while Kfed was partying and cleaning out her bank account. She's doing what a lot of women do in the face of a divorce.....party and don't give a damn what people think, because they're going to think it anyway. No excuse for showing your cooter to the world or licking Paris....
Why would you defend a shitty mom? It's okay to act like she is when she has a newborn and a 1 year old at home because we're going to talk shit about her anyway? That's some pretty fucked up logic.
Britney, Lindsay, and Paris together at last? It's like some kind of mutating celebrity virus superstrain. (Or the anti-Voltron) I say the 2008 presidential election should be decided solely on who's going to save America from the triple threat.
What're the Vegas odds on 2 of the 3 being either dead, broke, in jail, on the streets, or on the Surreal Life in 5 years?
Having a divorce within a couple of months of giving birth will surely fuck with a woman's mental health. There are all kinds of hormonal changes going on after a pregnancy. Who knows - maybe her doctor drugged her up.
Sweet Mother of God, is that Lindsay behind the wheel? Please, someone get her out of the driver's seat before she kills! Seriously, the bitch can't drive.
Dude! She let F-Ked screw her, and Paris still wants that coochie.... uh... on second though, it's Paris, so never mind.
What a dumbass Britney is. I suppose she thinks that if men are going to be mean and use her, then she'll go for women instead. And that because she dropped the deadweight, people will forgive her anything.
Plus, we all know what's going to happen -- eventually Paris will screw someone else, Britney will get all "baawwww hawww hawww!" about it, and then she'll sleep with Lindsay. Feuds will restart.
3:34, let's hear percentages before we trot out the tired Britney excuses.
Let's face it, hyperfertile cows like Britney never have any baby problems -- and sadly, the people who actually DESERVE those little cuties have loads of difficulties.
3:00, AND surgery AND lipo AND foundation garments...
WTF is with Lohan's stupid "peace" sign in so many of her pictures? Is she trying to be a hippie? Especially when most of her outfits are really 80's couture. Watching LL flash the peace sign in leg warmers or leotards is like watching a beatnik do the Charleston.
Britany should be @ home looking after her kids, she wanted to be a mum maybe she should act like one instead of partying all night with even stupidier Paris Hilton, what another bloody idiot. Next Britany will be following in her foot steps and writing a book called...Ooops I did it again! Who gives a shit if she just broke up with her husband, she is spastic for even hooking up with him, I mean what kind of man leaves his family, better still his g'friend who was pregnant for someone else. She should have known better. I hope she ends up high and dry. And for gods sake lets hope she doesnt make anymore music, worse still a song about how better off she is and how people make mistakes by having no undies on and flashing their ugly vag.
lindsay shove those two fingers up your ass that will make a better pic , and britney what do you got there some WILD TURKEY whiskey lol drink up you drunk skank
I don't care if she has ten nannies--if she is hung over all day after partying through the night shift, then she isn't capable of bonding with her kids. I honestly think she is mentally ill. Courtney Love comes to mind.
L.L. has a really bad bruise on her thigh. Why is this bitch always getting hurt??? Her outfit was horrible but at least she looks like her weight is just right. PS- STOP THE TANNING!!!!! Orange people are not attractive.
You are nothing but a tacky, addiction riddle, piggy backing, fatherless, confused slut. Even next to the "New" Britney; YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT.
More bloat ensues with these hos. Cutting cocaine with strawberry quik? Now that's something I've never heard of, the sweetness would hurt the nose more than say baby laxative...which is what coke is normally cut with...ewww Britney is sleeping with Paris, that's just gross!
The idiot needs to get home with her tot and newborn. She shouldn't have had kids if she didn't want to be a mother. NO EXCUSES for acting like a stupid party whore!!!
71 Comments:
These chicks shop at the dollar store.
By I don't like you in any way, on 12:36 PM
They guy in the back seat of Lohan's car is staring at the rear-view camera and wondering why Lohan sees a VW Beetle about 4 feet away but continues to go in reverse.
Lohan is wearing gypsy gear. It's so hot right now.
By I don't like you in any way, on 12:47 PM
Lohan came dressed as a Native American superhero, Suxallthacox.
Or was it Snortsafatline?
One of the two....
By joejoe, on 12:58 PM
What the HELL is that outfit doing???
By Ginger, on 1:04 PM
Seriously....who is watching this dumb whore's kids. She has 2 kids under 2.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Go home and be a mother to your babies, you stupid cunt! She should be bonding with her newborn and being there to comfort him when he wakes up in the middle of the night insetead of learning Spanish from his nanny while Mommy is snorting lines off of Paris Hilton's diseased pussy.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
I love how Britney's "candid" photos here were obviously taken by her publicist.
Bitch doesn't look that good without the loving touch of Photoshop, EVER. And she STILL doesn't look very good.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
I almost hate to say this, but... would anyone really care if these girls just overdosed already. River Phoenix was a tragic waste of talent and looks, but if these whores go away we are only cleaning up the planet.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
Does anyone else want to break those fucking fingers of Hohan's and feed them to rats?
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
she looks like shes pretending to walk down a runway in pics 2 and 3...keyword here is pretending
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
wait a minute. britney just had a baby and paris wants to munch her carpet?
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
At least she's wearing pants. Unflattering pants, mind you, but still pants.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
I love that picture of BS at the top. It reeks of the trailer park.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
^2:06 "wait a minute. britney just had a baby and paris wants to munch her carpet?"
Dude! It was a C-section! If it was a natural birth, you'd have a point.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
"wait a minute. britney just had a baby and paris wants to munch her carpet?"
- there's no carpet to munch on, just clean, waxed goodness.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
"- there's no carpet to munch on, just clean, waxed goodness."
----------------
No - it's shaved and stubbled. All but the hair in her ass crack.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/britney-spears-is-photogenic.html
Grossness is more like it.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
There's plenty of carpet surrounding her asshole from the hi res pictures I saw.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I want to take Lindsay's two fucking fingers and shove them up Britney's hairy asshole. Then I want to run over them both with Lindsay's car.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Come on people. Every woman in America that had a child or two loses weight that quickly and simple!! They don't?? What? Huh? oooooooo coke is it.
By chuggdog, on 2:48 PM
They're all a waste of sperm. I hate their parents for having these assholes in the first place.
By beedub, on 2:49 PM
Geez this is so funny. The whole world knows she has a hairy asshole and week-old shaved pussy, she knows that we know, and she's the type of person who will walk around smiling and basking in the "fame".
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
...you mean hairy assholes
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
LL's right leg: Is that a shadow, a bruise, or varicose veins?
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
"oh look at my nice lei"
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
Great, the fuckin "peace" sign is back. It was obvious at least a week ago, brit and paris are bumpin pussy.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Its not so hard to loose the baby weight, especially when you have your baby delivered a month early to cut down on stretch marks.
I was back in a size 4 within 8 weeks of giving birth to my third child, without the use of drugs, so it can be done.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
People - Britney Spears had a tummy tuck right after the C-section. It's very common for people - especially egomaniacal rish celebs - to get tummy tucks right after they deliver. She didn't "lose" the baby weight. She had it sucked out and sliced off.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
duh, she told her first husband jason alexander she had a tummy tuck.
http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2006/11/30/britney-spears-had-a-tummy-tuck/
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
@ 3:00 --- If you lost "all" your baby weight that quickly, you didn't breastfeed. Welcome to Selfish Mommyland. Have you met its newest member Britney Spears yet?
If new moms spent less time obsessing over their appearance and more time thinking about and caring for their children maybe they'd be better parents. No wonder so many kids are so fucked up.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Ok, it Britney's defense (sorry)....she stayed home for 2 years and kept her nose clean while Kfed was partying and cleaning out her bank account. She's doing what a lot of women do in the face of a divorce.....party and don't give a damn what people think, because they're going to think it anyway. No excuse for showing your cooter to the world or licking Paris....
By What ho!, on 3:23 PM
Why would you defend a shitty mom? It's okay to act like she is when she has a newborn and a 1 year old at home because we're going to talk shit about her anyway? That's some pretty fucked up logic.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
To 3:13
Ever think that some babies are alergic to breast-milk?
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
lol @ "allergic" to breastmilk. Sounds like something people say to cover up them being too selfish to breastfeed. Liars.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
women can vote?????? Damn this is more screwed up than i thought.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
I really hope Britney isn't breastfeeding. The poor kid would OD the minute he put his lips to her nipple.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
"I got leid, y'all!" "Get it, ya'll?" "LEId?" "Ha ha, I'm so funny and sexy, ya'll!"
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Britney, Lindsay, and Paris together at last? It's like some kind of mutating celebrity virus superstrain. (Or the anti-Voltron) I say the 2008 presidential election should be decided solely on who's going to save America from the triple threat.
What're the Vegas odds on 2 of the 3 being either dead, broke, in jail, on the streets, or on the Surreal Life in 5 years?
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Having a divorce within a couple of months of giving birth will surely fuck with a woman's mental health. There are all kinds of hormonal changes going on after a pregnancy. Who knows - maybe her doctor drugged her up.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
^3:55 hee hee
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
Sweet Mother of God, is that Lindsay behind the wheel? Please, someone get her out of the driver's seat before she kills! Seriously, the bitch can't drive.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
Dude! She let F-Ked screw her, and Paris still wants that coochie.... uh... on second though, it's Paris, so never mind.
What a dumbass Britney is. I suppose she thinks that if men are going to be mean and use her, then she'll go for women instead. And that because she dropped the deadweight, people will forgive her anything.
Plus, we all know what's going to happen -- eventually Paris will screw someone else, Britney will get all "baawwww hawww hawww!" about it, and then she'll sleep with Lindsay. Feuds will restart.
3:34, let's hear percentages before we trot out the tired Britney excuses.
Let's face it, hyperfertile cows like Britney never have any baby problems -- and sadly, the people who actually DESERVE those little cuties have loads of difficulties.
3:00, AND surgery AND lipo AND foundation garments...
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
ANY baby would have "allergies" to breast milk if it contains COCAINE.
she makes me sick.
By parissucksliterally, on 4:40 PM
oh my god! Parisite, Blohan and Shitney in the same story!
It's The Christmas Pack!
Ho - ho - ho!
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
What the hell did she buy? Oh, yeah the lei to go with her swashbuckler boots.
By Bitch McMean, on 4:50 PM
The Pocahontas look isn't working with that brown as the bag you're toting Linds!
By Bitch McMean, on 4:54 PM
oops I meant, brown as the bag you're toting FACE! Sorry, been a long day.
By Bitch McMean, on 5:00 PM
WTF is with Lohan's stupid "peace" sign in so many of her pictures? Is she trying to be a hippie? Especially when most of her outfits are really 80's couture. Watching LL flash the peace sign in leg warmers or leotards is like watching a beatnik do the Charleston.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
wow that is one evil looking bitch
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
This woman proves that the Hollwood star machine can make ANYBODY famous.
By MikeG, on 7:09 PM
Wow, who wrote that excerpt, a third grader? Now it's credibility is ruined.
By GA, on 7:47 PM
OH MY GOD! *stares at Blohan pic* Is that Zsa Zsa Gabor??
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
Britany should be @ home looking after her kids, she wanted to be a mum maybe she should act like one instead of partying all night with even stupidier Paris Hilton, what another bloody idiot. Next Britany will be following in her foot steps and writing a book called...Ooops I did it again!
Who gives a shit if she just broke up with her husband, she is spastic for even hooking up with him, I mean what kind of man leaves his family, better still his g'friend who was pregnant for someone else. She should have known better. I hope she ends up high and dry. And for gods sake lets hope she doesnt make anymore music, worse still a song about how better off she is and how people make mistakes by having no undies on and flashing their ugly vag.
By kay48l, on 8:11 PM
Britany sux
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
I hate lindsay lohan and her coke addiciton, her fug face, her shitty outfits, her fucking stupid peace sign and her even uglier puss...
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
britney RULES....i love skank coke whores...
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
you know, people die in terrible car crashes every day. why can't it be the three of them instead of some innocent family?
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
"What're the Vegas odds on 2 of the 3 being either dead, broke, in jail, on the streets, or on the Surreal Life in 5 years?"
Hey, Whitney's still alive, rich, free, living in a mansion, and not on the Surreal Life, unfortunately. If that crack head can make it, ANYBODY can.
By Laurie, on 10:34 PM
lindsay shove those two fingers up your ass that will make a better pic , and britney what do you got there some WILD TURKEY whiskey lol drink up you drunk skank
By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM
At least her weave is halfway legit this time...
By Jj, on 12:22 AM
Britney used to be so hot... why does she look like an old cheap whore now then?? Come on girl! Do somethin´!
By Anonymous, on 2:59 AM
Where is Child Protective Services??????
I don't care if she has ten nannies--if she is hung over all day after partying through the night shift, then she isn't capable of bonding with her kids. I honestly think she is mentally ill. Courtney Love comes to mind.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
L.L. has a really bad bruise on her thigh. Why is this bitch always getting hurt???
Her outfit was horrible but at least she looks like her weight is just right.
PS- STOP THE TANNING!!!!!
Orange people are not attractive.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
Lindsay Lohan:
You
are
a
FUCKING TRASH BAG.
You are nothing but a tacky, addiction riddle, piggy backing, fatherless, confused slut. Even next to the "New" Britney; YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
^8:08 pm
"DAAAHHHHLING"
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
*stares at top Britney photo*
Quick, I need an old priest and a young priest.
"The power of Christ compels you!"
Seriously, bitch looks like cover art for an Aphex Twin album.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
More bloat ensues with these hos. Cutting cocaine with strawberry quik? Now that's something I've never heard of, the sweetness would hurt the nose more than say baby laxative...which is what coke is normally cut with...ewww Britney is sleeping with Paris, that's just gross!
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
5:55, and Courtney DID lose her kid.
10:41, HA! It's so damn true, she does.
12:00, I think that "strawberry quik" is slang for meth.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
i hate lindsay lohan ever since she made that herby movie she just i don't even know what happened to her what is her problem?
By Anonymous, on 2:15 AM
how do you people know she is sleeping with paris?
By Anonymous, on 2:15 AM
Lindsey's outfit just says one thing...Drugs. Rehab my ass!
By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
The idiot needs to get home with her tot and newborn. She shouldn't have had kids if she didn't want to be a mother. NO EXCUSES for acting like a stupid party whore!!!
By Lily, on 12:27 AM
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