Is anybody else confused about the whole "new line" of Victoria's Secret underwear comment? There have been inconspicuous, vagina-covering panties in Victoria's Secret for years--did she just discover the store yesterday?
If I met a future man a month ago who came from a month ahead and was told by the future man that K-Fed would come away looking like the "good one" in this relationship, I would have met them with the RCA dog stare--flat-out, stupefied, tilted head confusion.
Gosh, y'all, I'm so glad Victoria's Secrets is finally carrying undies! I've been looking for somewhere to buy them forEVER.
Listen Shitney, you're a mother. You won't be "free" for another 18 years (or until you kill them, whichever comes first). Or until K-Fed gets full custody, which seems more likely every day {{shudder}}.
My girlfriend checked out the photos and thinks the gay guy to Shitney's left is one of her old dancers. I'm in no position to argue with her since I could care less. The three of them were probably hanging out and plotting Shitney's comeback (*cue laughter*). Nothing beyond friendly chatting, because anyone with half a brain and eyeballs KNOWS neither of those fellas go for the snatch.
Is she even considering attempting to make a musical comeback? I mean, she has burned her bridges insofar as trying to come back as a schoolgirl vixen/ sexy siren pop princess. What now? a Country Western re-invention with "Your Cheatin Heart?"
Britney can never really let her fans rest on her laurels. For every one thing she does right, she does a dozen other things that take it all back and then some.
Good thing: dumping KFed. Bad thing(s): hanging out with Blohan and Hilton. Bashing KFed for not being there for the kids and partying too much, and then going out and doing the same. Dressing like a skank, wait..she did that before already. Showing the world her nether regions (twice) and she's no where near done yet..
ALL of that ugly pussy flashing was because she has a new movie coming out next year call IN THE PINK so she had to show pink well she did not show pink at all she fail in that the stupid slut but thats why she flashed her poontang
Britney will have a come back and earn millions of dollars doing it. Why? Because there are stupid, dumb, retarded bastards out there who will still spend their money on her. They will buy her cd's, magazines and whatever else bullshit she is selling. So, we might as well accept the inevitable. Shitney at the end of the day will still have fans that will continue to support her by any means necessary. They're the ones ya'll should be pissed at.
where is britneys new baby??? I have never in my 32yrs seen or heard of a three month old baby who sleeps through the night. They sleep two to four hours at a time....tops! I guess having said that, her dog watching her "duct-taped to the wall" kids is completely plausible since she clearly isn't anywhere near him at 3ish in the morning
"Britney will have a come back and earn millions of dollars doing it. Why? Because there are stupid, dumb, retarded bastards out there who will still spend their money on her. They will buy her cd's, magazines and whatever else bullshit she is selling. So, we might as well accept the inevitable. Shitney at the end of the day will still have fans that will continue to support her by any means necessary. They're the ones ya'll should be pissed at."
Sadly, it's too true. If only humans were intelligent....
Obviously I'm a minority of one, but I find Britney to be absolutely charming, the American answer to Julie Andrews, if I might. She's talented, sexy, ever so naughty in a sly but sophisticated fashion. Back when I was growing up in the UK, Britney was the sort of uppercrusty vixen we'd see having all the laughs and thrills, setting the fashion standards and turning the world on with her general go-go girl sexiness. Thank you, Britney, for your not succumbing to the pressures of shallow American entertainment standards. God Bless, Lady Britney!
Lady Britney is the closest thing to class that America has these days. Absolutely, she's the Katherine Hepburn of her generation. Lady Britney has all the qualifications, skills, presence and grace to pursue any of the many paths which are scattered about her feet like so many rose petals offered her in thanksgiving by her adoring public. I will predict that Lady Britney has a calling and destiny that she will pursue which will be to the benefit of all humanity. God Bless you Britney.
In fact, it's not even an excuse. She just acknowledges that she went too far and then sort of implies that she just found out about underwear. ("Well, what will they think of next!") She must think the fans are as stupid as she is, which is probably a safe assumption.
given her roots britney and her kids should be living in a trailor, waiting for their monthy checks. regardless of what she does now they're all a million times better off than that. so her basic character is making her act publicly like a bumpkin, so what? she's already way more successful than anybody could have expected.
LMAO@ scratching your taint spot. shit made me spit hot coffee all over my monitor. thanks a lot jenny.
the grammar and punctuation looks a lil too much for britney. i think she had her mom write that for her...nevermind shes a hillbilly as well. it was probably sean preston who wrote that.
and this is more proof she flashed her va-jay-jay on purpose.
When you have enough $$$$ to hire people to spent time with your kids, why waste it? Go out and gett wasted ha ha ha Man, someone what to take mine for a week?
Although I am a huge fan of youtube, it's times like this that I hate that damn website. Thanks a lot 12:14 & 12:18pm. Now my eyes and ears are bleeding.
She has two little boys and she wears a Michael Jackson t-shirt? That's more disturbing to me than the vajayjay pics. Where the heck are her handlers? She obviously needs help since her own judgment is so off.
"Some Republicans are also calling for us to leave. Exactly what anyone thinks we're accomplishing by staying there is beyond my comprehension.
Beyond your comprehension is the key phrase here. Stick to Britney-gossip and out of politics, sweet cheeks. "
Darling "any way," this is a celebrity gossip site, not a political one--believe it or not, I happen to dabble in both. My blog happens to be political, and if you don't like the opinions I (will continue to) post there, stay out of the commentary, and stick to insulting the intelligence of people you've never met but likely could wipe the floor with you in real debate. Clearly, it's what you're best at, precious.
"Sadly, it's too true. If only humans were intelligent....
laurie, the irony of your statement is hilarious.
Either you meant *most* humans or you are actually not a human . . . wait . . . your real name isn't Xenu is it?"
Nope, I meant just humans. We're all unintelligent in some way or another...some just happen to use their unintelligence to give talentless, classless skanks enough money in five years to live off of Cheetos and Boone's Strawberry Hill the rest of their lives.
Anonymous, you're KIDDING! All this time, it seemed as though I was kicking some sweet ASS in a game of answering-the-comments-addressed-directly-to-me. Thanks for bursting a bubble.
If you look at Brit's face in the Jackson T pics it's fairly obvious what happened...she got hammered, threw up all over herself, and changed into someone else's clothes b/c that'a more acceptable picture than one where she's covered in vomit.
Laurie the comments don't require your response. Many people post their responses and don't bother waiting around to respond (as I will do). Just because they are responding to you doesn't mean you have to spend the day replying to them . . . you are on a site that refers to celebs, you aren't one.
i think laurie is related to shitney. they write the same way and both have gigantic holes. laurie's is in her head and shitney's is the cavern of a vagina.
Oh man you people make me laugh. i especially loved the one with britney taping her kids to the wall. as for you british pervs say britney has class you must be as trashy as she is if you think she is
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So is that her new man, or does he fall under the header of "Hideous-Looking Gay Men Who Hang Out With Britney In Exchange For Cash"?
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
Both of those gay guys combined have smaller vaginas than Britney.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
She can endorse Victoria Secret all she wants, but I doubt they will use her as their spokesmodel.
By Brandy, on 5:05 PM
So you dig pedos now too Britney? Is that what you are saying?
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
""Anonymous 5:06PM said...
So you dig pedos now too Britney? Is that what you are saying?""
Who else is going to watch her kids?
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Is anybody else confused about the whole "new line" of Victoria's Secret underwear comment? There have been inconspicuous, vagina-covering panties in Victoria's Secret for years--did she just discover the store yesterday?
By Laurie, on 5:33 PM
I'm personally thrilled that she called it "Victoria's Secrets." I LOVE it when people put dumb stuff in writing.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
"Ya'll ahm doin a new reeelty show with Michael Jackson! He gon be my new baaabysitter!"
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
Let's see if she can actually remember to wear her new Vicky's Secret undies and keep her privates just that...secret.
By Jon, on 5:47 PM
I can't believe he let her put that nasty twat in his jeans. Burn those.
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
and scratching your taint spot
lmao!
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
What's with all the black boxes added to those snatch pics?
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
Love that she's rocking the MJ shirt. Now I see a picture of two nutjobs. If only TomKat and Zenu were pictured.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
the "duct tape" bit made me spit water all over my keyboard!
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
If I met a future man a month ago who came from a month ahead and was told by the future man that K-Fed would come away looking like the "good one" in this relationship, I would have met them with the RCA dog stare--flat-out, stupefied, tilted head confusion.
By Gonzo, on 9:09 PM
So obviously BS spin from the corporate brain trust. Because DCFS finally got the Internet to work in their office.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
Gosh, y'all, I'm so glad
Victoria's Secrets is finally carrying undies! I've been looking for somewhere to buy them forEVER.
Listen Shitney, you're a mother. You won't be "free" for another 18 years (or until you kill them, whichever comes first). Or until K-Fed gets full custody, which seems more likely every day {{shudder}}.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
Britney Spears: Faghag For Hire
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My girlfriend checked out the photos and thinks the gay guy to Shitney's left is one of her old dancers. I'm in no position to argue with her since I could care less.
The three of them were probably hanging out and plotting Shitney's comeback (*cue laughter*).
Nothing beyond friendly chatting, because anyone with half a brain and eyeballs KNOWS neither of those fellas go for the snatch.
By joejoe, on 9:35 PM
Is she even considering attempting to make a musical comeback? I mean, she has burned her bridges insofar as trying to come back as a schoolgirl vixen/ sexy siren pop princess. What now? a Country Western re-invention with "Your Cheatin Heart?"
By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
Britney can never really let her fans rest on her laurels. For every one thing she does right, she does a dozen other things that take it all back and then some.
Good thing: dumping KFed.
Bad thing(s): hanging out with Blohan and Hilton.
Bashing KFed for not being there for the kids and partying too much, and then going out and doing the same.
Dressing like a skank, wait..she did that before already.
Showing the world her nether regions (twice) and she's no where near done yet..
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
ALL of that ugly pussy flashing was because she has a new movie coming out next year call IN THE PINK so she had to show pink well she did not show pink at all she fail in that the stupid slut but thats why she flashed her poontang
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Britney will have a come back and earn millions of dollars doing it. Why? Because there are stupid, dumb, retarded bastards out there who will still spend their money on her. They will buy her cd's, magazines and whatever else bullshit she is selling. So, we might as well accept the inevitable. Shitney at the end of the day will still have fans that will continue to support her by any means necessary. They're the ones ya'll should be pissed at.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM
where is britneys new baby??? I have never in my 32yrs seen or heard of a three month old baby who sleeps through the night. They sleep two to four hours at a time....tops! I guess having said that, her dog watching her "duct-taped to the wall" kids is completely plausible since she clearly isn't anywhere near him at 3ish in the morning
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
"Britney will have a come back and earn millions of dollars doing it. Why? Because there are stupid, dumb, retarded bastards out there who will still spend their money on her. They will buy her cd's, magazines and whatever else bullshit she is selling. So, we might as well accept the inevitable. Shitney at the end of the day will still have fans that will continue to support her by any means necessary. They're the ones ya'll should be pissed at."
Sadly, it's too true. If only humans were intelligent....
By Laurie, on 2:20 AM
Obviously I'm a minority of one, but I find Britney to be absolutely charming, the American answer to Julie Andrews, if I might. She's talented, sexy, ever so naughty in a sly but sophisticated fashion. Back when I was growing up in the UK, Britney was the sort of uppercrusty vixen we'd see having all the laughs and thrills, setting the fashion standards and turning the world on with her general go-go girl sexiness. Thank you, Britney, for your not succumbing to the pressures of shallow American entertainment standards. God Bless, Lady Britney!
By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM
Lady Britney is the closest thing to class that America has these days. Absolutely, she's the Katherine Hepburn of her generation. Lady Britney has all the qualifications, skills, presence and grace to pursue any of the many paths which are scattered about her feet like so many rose petals offered her in thanksgiving by her adoring public. I will predict that Lady Britney has a calling and destiny that she will pursue which will be to the benefit of all humanity. God Bless you Britney.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 AM
who is is this "Britney Spears" person??? i've never heard of her before. at least she seems to be getting a little bit of media attention right now.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
"Sadly, it's too true. If only humans were intelligent...."
laurie, the irony of your statement is hilarious.
Either you meant *most* humans or you are actually not a human . . . wait . . . your real name isn't Xenu is it?
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
Worst. Excuse. Ever.
In fact, it's not even an excuse. She just acknowledges that she went too far and then sort of implies that she just found out about underwear. ("Well, what will they think of next!") She must think the fans are as stupid as she is, which is probably a safe assumption.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
You just know she's not wearing any underwear in those pics.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
"Some Republicans are also calling for us to leave. Exactly what anyone thinks we're accomplishing by staying there is beyond my comprehension."
Beyond your comprehension is the key phrase here. Stick to Britney-gossip and out of politics, sweet cheeks.
By I don't like you in any way, on 9:04 AM
I know there is a pic with that gay guy wearing her dress. Come with it.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
given her roots britney and her kids should be living in a trailor, waiting for their monthy checks. regardless of what she does now they're all a million times better off than that. so her basic character is making her act publicly like a bumpkin, so what? she's already way more successful than anybody could have expected.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Damn you're a funny bitch jenny!
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
4:35 AM & 6:26 AM - WTF? Are you the one that did this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZl-3jyKQw
Or did you do this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mNeQS0oNew
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
No, wait 4:35 AM & 6:26 AM had to have done at least this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9y-r_KH_zI
Right?
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
jenny is funnier than todd
LMAO@ scratching your taint spot. shit made me spit hot coffee all over my monitor. thanks a lot jenny.
the grammar and punctuation looks a lil too much for britney. i think she had her mom write that for her...nevermind shes a hillbilly as well. it was probably sean preston who wrote that.
and this is more proof she flashed her va-jay-jay on purpose.
By prettyboy, on 12:51 PM
When you have enough $$$$ to hire people to spent time with your kids, why waste it?
Go out and gett wasted ha ha ha
Man, someone what to take mine for a week?
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Although I am a huge fan of youtube, it's times like this that I hate that damn website. Thanks a lot 12:14 & 12:18pm. Now my eyes and ears are bleeding.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Ya, 12:55pm, Social Services will.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
She has two little boys and she wears a Michael Jackson t-shirt? That's more disturbing to me than the vajayjay pics. Where the heck are her handlers? She obviously needs help since her own judgment is so off.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
she's just taunting them by showing them a picture of a parent (MJ) who likes to spend lots and lots of time with little boys...
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
I don't like you in any way said...
"Some Republicans are also calling for us to leave. Exactly what anyone thinks we're accomplishing by staying there is beyond my comprehension.
Beyond your comprehension is the key phrase here. Stick to Britney-gossip and out of politics, sweet cheeks. "
Darling "any way," this is a celebrity gossip site, not a political one--believe it or not, I happen to dabble in both. My blog happens to be political, and if you don't like the opinions I (will continue to) post there, stay out of the commentary, and stick to insulting the intelligence of people you've never met but likely could wipe the floor with you in real debate. Clearly, it's what you're best at, precious.
By Laurie, on 2:27 PM
"Sadly, it's too true. If only humans were intelligent....
laurie, the irony of your statement is hilarious.
Either you meant *most* humans or you are actually not a human . . . wait . . . your real name isn't Xenu is it?"
Nope, I meant just humans. We're all unintelligent in some way or another...some just happen to use their unintelligence to give talentless, classless skanks enough money in five years to live off of Cheetos and Boone's Strawberry Hill the rest of their lives.
By Laurie, on 2:33 PM
laurie, this isn't a video game, you don't have to answer every comment as though it's the enemy.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Anonymous, you're KIDDING! All this time, it seemed as though I was kicking some sweet ASS in a game of answering-the-comments-addressed-directly-to-me. Thanks for bursting a bubble.
By Laurie, on 3:36 PM
If you look at Brit's face in the Jackson T pics it's fairly obvious what happened...she got hammered, threw up all over herself, and changed into someone else's clothes b/c that'a more acceptable picture than one where she's covered in vomit.
By Just A Thought, on 3:46 PM
Laurie the comments don't require your response. Many people post their responses and don't bother waiting around to respond (as I will do). Just because they are responding to you doesn't mean you have to spend the day replying to them . . . you are on a site that refers to celebs, you aren't one.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
i think laurie is related to shitney. they write the same way and both have gigantic holes. laurie's is in her head and shitney's is the cavern of a vagina.
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
3:46pm, her dress looked like vomit before she puked, so it wouldn't have mattered.
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Laurie (this is anon 3:09pm), I hear you, although you aren't being graded on this and you aren't required to keep responding :) Peace.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
Oh man you people make me laugh. i especially loved the one with britney taping her kids to the wall. as for you british pervs say britney has class you must be as trashy as she is if you think she is
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
4:00pm-
The brits are, oh the brits are.
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
hahahaha laurie was pwnd!
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
i liked her better in casual attire, instead of that stupid dress, tied on the side so the pap can get more shots of her saggy bagina...ew...
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
I could swear the last time I saw that guy he was wearing leg warmers in a "Fame" rerun.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
i can still smell her vagina now... it smells like burning.
By alec, on 3:28 PM
Geraldo said that spears has a movie coming out next year called in the pink
he swears she did this just for when that movie comes out, lol
hell who knows but the gum smacking no talent ho can just go away.
she can't act and she lip syncs every song
By Hater, on 11:05 AM
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