Britney Spears Will Never Learn

87 Comments:

  • Mmmm cottage cheese thighs.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • Lame and ugly.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • She looks hot!!

    By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM  

  • Hahahhaha what a fugly, skanky ho! She has the worst taste in everything.

    Has she been home once since that new baby has been born?

    By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM  

  • 10:59 anon

    I thought the exact same thing. Sexy cottage thighs in pic 3. So young, so dumb, and so full of cum.

    By chuggdog, on 11:03 AM  

  • Team K-Fed!

    It's better to have a wigger white trash dad than a whore mom.

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM  

  • well, earlier that night when she was booed out of a lakers game, she looked really good dressing in jeans, a while dress shirt under a black sweater. Ohhh god have i resorted to complimenting her? iThink iWill bSick...

    By Lynds, on 11:04 AM  

  • can't wait for britnay's appearance on cops...

    By the narc of yesteryear, on 11:05 AM  

  • Her cellulite has gotten worse since she started drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes. She looks terrible and that hair color is trashy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • Rosie O'Donnell bought her that underwear... Seriously.

    By CK1, on 11:08 AM  

  • Nothing says subtle like a hot pink bra under a partially see-through black dress, huh?

    And what's with the pasty-white Casper the Ghost make-up? Is she on her way to an 'Albinos of America' fundraiser??

    The train wreck rumbles on with still no signs of stopping.

    (As a basketball junkie who loves to keep up on his NBA gossip I must inquire why she was booted from a Lakers game. She wasn't trying to 'hoop' the ball was she?)

    By joejoe, on 11:09 AM  

  • Pic #4;

    Screaming crackbabies, Batman!!
    She looks retarded. No, I mean literally retarded. The tongue with the super poke action helps her concentrate. The lady behind her looks like she's helping her into a wheelchair. She's should be one of Jerry's Kids.

    And can someone tell me what the fuck is going on with her "Videodrome" looking right hand?

    By Seven, on 11:09 AM  

  • Apparently Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn went to the Lakers game and when their images showed up on the big screen the crowd booed them so badly they left.

    And that folks, is pretty damn awesome.

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • i think she looks good, buy why always this funky dresses....

    By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM  

  • Britney Spears looks like she feel from the UGLY TREE and hit every branch on the way down. Then when she hit bottom, The UGLY troll beat her ass with the UGLY stick.
    He whipped her ass good too. Are you all seeing what I'm seeing?? Seriously. I'm going to be sick...I remember like 4 years ago jerking off to her.

    Now, it's REALLY offical!!!! My penis is mad at me and scream at me....WHY?? I think I'm going to throw up. Look at her legs (Butt Pic) Aww I hate myself. I think every guy has had a questionable encounter in there life. JT is like wow. I got out good. Fuck this bitch. I'm done too.

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • I bet Rosie O'Donnell is fingering herself to these pics

    By Brandy, on 11:28 AM  

  • I bet Rosie O'Donnel is fingering herself to these pics.

    By Brandy, on 11:32 AM  

  • What train wreck.

    By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

  • if she has six people that help her get out of a car, you would think one can help her pick out a flattering outfit.

    By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM  

  • Ew, she looks like she stinks.

    By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

  • I just gotta laugh at the comments some of the guys on this site post, especially the Anon 11:23 tool. You know if you were in a club and Britney Spears walked up to you and so much as gave you a sideways glance, you'd be pounding your meat for the next four days thinking you even had a miniscule chance with a girl that looks like this. You're so full of CRAP---pointing out her cellulite---ewwww no----you wouldn't touch her. You're so full of SHIT. You're like the ugly dude that uses excuses to find fault in every single woman you see because you know you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. Who do you date? Only VS models? Please, dude. God, I would pay money to see what kind of ugly little troll fuck you look like.

    By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

  • ^ Not everyone's as ugly and desperate as you, loser.

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • Watching the downfall of the self proclaimed Queen of Pop is so much fun. I'm loving every minute of it.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • Re: 11:17

    There's a vid of the booing on TMZ

    By Brandy, on 12:01 PM  

  • Well, at least she isn't pretending to be classy. Bitch is trash. We know it, she knows it and is embracing the fuck out of it.
    Britney is done.

    *waits for someone to proclaim that she still has a chance of making a comeback*

    Whatever...

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • Why do so many people have to hold on to her when she walks? Seriously, in every single picture.

    By enoughalready, on 12:15 PM  

  • wow..Can we say CHEEEEZE!! Nice thighs, you classy lady. And funny enough, even her "attempt at panties" are see-through lace too...she just cannot get it together...I am kinda Pro-Federjerk these days...At least he is only a rapper wanna be..

    By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM  

  • Britney dresses like a washed up has-been trailer park trash coked out whorebag? In other breaking news:

    - the sun rises in the East and sets in the West
    - there is a war in Iraq
    - Rosie O'Donnel is fat
    - yellow and blue make green
    - 2 x 10 = 20
    - George Washington was the first President
    - Zebras have stripes

    By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

  • OH, she was BOOED out of the arena. I thought maybe Lynds forgot the 'T' in booTed. My mistake.

    I could see her getting booed so badly she'd want to leave.
    And I could just as easily see her getting booted from the arena.
    You know, for putting the gameball up her twazzer, or using a snowcone in an indecent attempt to gain temporary relief from her gonorrhea.

    By joejoe, on 12:35 PM  

  • Will someone teach this girl some class.

    By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

  • What's with the 'Clockwork Orange' eye makeup in pic 1?

    By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM  

  • Anon 11:46, I see better looking girls than this gutter trash every single day. She's MEDIOCRE at best. She's sloppy, trashy, bloated, cheesy-thighed, classless, and stupid. Anyone with a brain would laugh at the mere sight of her. Get a fucking life.

    Oh and this outfit is fucking terrible. She thinks that the only way to be sexy is to wear super short dresses, skirts, and high-cut belly baring shirts. Only women will really low self-esteem believe this to be true. It's sad.

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • isnt that the same outfit she wore one year to the arrivals of the VMAs? It's amazing how horrible it looks now.

    By Dani, on 1:14 PM  

  • Is that the "new underwear line" from Victoria's Secret?

    By Laurie, on 1:17 PM  

  • I like how when she gets out of the car she finally keeps her legs closed...but this is the only time she clearly has underwear on.

    slut

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • Ugh.... Please. No more. She's fat, slutty, and retarded...We get it. This is no longer news. You might as well just post pics of the sun every day titled "Giant Yellow Fireball". We know. Please...no more Britney stuff.
    At least Lohan is somewhat attractive.

    By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

  • seriously...what is she thinking? There is nothing sexy about that outfit AT ALL!!! ugh... I just puked in my mouth a little.

    By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM  

  • Jesus H, Britney. If you're going to wear a skanky dress like that, at least learn how to suck it in.

    By AnnArrogance, on 2:57 PM  

  • s.k.a.n.k.

    By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM  

  • is that one of demi moore's spawn standing next to her?

    By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

  • I love the way it looks like she's veeerrrry carefully getting out of the car so as to not show us her lady bits, but yet you can see everything else! Try again Shitney!

    By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

  • Pic #3. Does anyone see the irony of her demurely pressing her legs together when she is getting out of the car while she is wearing panties. Opposed to her spreading her legs wide open when she was going commado a few weeks ago?

    That picture really cracked me up! She really needs to re-hire her old manager if she is seriously considering a comeback. She is so pathetic and desperate. Her life judgement is on the level of a ten year old.

    By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM  

  • Remember when Brit-Brit had some of the hottest bodies around? Those were the good ole days!

    By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM  

  • When does she get to sleep with her shiney new bro ?

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • That's what happens when you have lots of money, no class, even less taste and shit for brains. What's the bitch behind her doing, waiting to wipe her ass ?

    By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

  • The "I just threw up a little in my mouth" (and all of its variations) comments around here are becoming just as damned predictable as Shitney's pathetically drunk trashiness.

    By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM  

  • anonymous 1146am said, "I just gotta laugh at the comments some of the guys on this site post, especially the Anon 11:23 tool. You know if you were in a club and Britney Spears walked up to you and so much as gave you a sideways glance, you'd be pounding your meat for the next four days thinking you even had a miniscule chance with a girl that looks like this. You're so full of CRAP---pointing out her cellulite---ewwww no----you wouldn't touch her. You're so full of SHIT. You're like the ugly dude that uses excuses to find fault in every single woman you see because you know you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. Who do you date? Only VS models? Please, dude. God, I would pay money to see what kind of ugly little troll fuck you look like."

    Worst.Post.Ever. Honestly, could you be more desperate than to want to fuck Britney over the truly good-looking celebs? You just scream ugly and micro-dick, asshole.

    By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM  

  • I read that this was what she wore to her mother's birthday celebration. Such class.

    By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM  

  • Damn girl! Those are some nasty ass hammies! Come on girl cover that shit up!

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • what the fuck is wrong with this broad? seriously, get a clue

    By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM  

  • Believe it or not, she wore this "thing" for dinner out with her mom and sister...!

    By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM  

  • It's as if Britney has brought the Kelly Bundy character to life.

    By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM  

  • i just polyped a little in my colon over britney's pathetically drunk trashiness.

    By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM  

  • I am starting to like Fed-Ex.

    By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM  

  • Yup, she did it again!

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM  

  • panties or no panties she still a cheap whore, that outfit makes her more of a whore then when she was showing her dick hole

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM  

  • Yeah 11:14, that's the same dress she wore a few years ago. I loved that dress and now she's ruined it. She has NO taste whatsoever and it looks like she has no money if she's recycle clothes from three or four years ago!

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 AM  

  • 7:41, except Kelly Bundy was attractive. Britney is bringing a young, blonde Rosanne Barr to life.

    By Anonymous, on 3:25 AM  

  • Honey she was so thrilled that she could fit into that dress again that she absolutely HAD to wear it.

    By Anonymous, on 5:22 AM  

  • what a pathetic excuse for a human

    By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM  

  • why doesn't she just get a training wheel instead of all these "walking-assistants" she has with her all the time?

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM  

  • Why is that chick holding her from behind? Is she steering Britney?

    By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM  

  • Anon: 4:39 your clearly a Britney fan. Wow. I can't believe your defending her like this. There has to be a reason. I know. Your a fat disgusting trailer pig too!!! Has the ugly troll been to your house too???

    I'm sorry your fat and disgusting like Britney. I feel sorry for you. I do. You can have all the pity in the world from me. To answer your question: I've been on the cover of Men's Heath and I do fuck VS models.

    What do you do? I know!!! Eat cake and pie, trying to find a guy, listening to Britney and watching her career go bye-bye. I know your home now getting fatter and fatter by the moment as I type this. Your sitting there thinking to yourself. Ooooh woe is me!!! I'm fat what can I do? My role model has the same cottage cheese nastiness as I do. What can I do? Should I get off the couch today? I'm just a fat girl that guys don't want to fuck....boo hoo..

    **WAIT**

    Don't cry fatty. I can help. I got a friend who's a producer. I call him for you. We can put you on the next season of THE BIGGEST LOSER. You sound perfect. Let me know.

    By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM  

  • i find it so incredibly sad that we all thought kfed was the reason for the trashiness.

    we hoped and wished and prayed that she would leave him, that she would realize she doesn't really want to walk into a gas station bathroom barefoot, or wear shirts that say she's no longer a virgin. she would leave him, and the classy, sweet virginal britney would return.

    and she left him and we realized no, britney spears is just a goddamn whitetrash whore, kfed or no kfed.

    By kc, on 8:48 AM  

  • The only people I feel sorry for are Britney's lawyers, publicists, nannies and whoever works for her. They work full time and still can't keep her in check .. imagine if they did NOTHING?

    By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM  

  • I'm confused...in the full body shots, the bra is pink, and the underwear are black...yet in the (sudder) close-up of her cottage cheese thighs, the underwear are pink...did her skankiness burn the first pair, and she had to change?? It makes sense, that's why she wasn't wearing underwear...no panties can withstand this ho!

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • the backs of her thighs make me feel like projectile vomiting. lipo that shit, bitch!

    By missed the glance, on 12:32 PM  

  • also, does she have problems with balance or something? there are always like ten people surrounding her as if she's about to fall over any second. oh wait. it's probably because she's fucked out of her skull.

    By missed the glance, on 12:35 PM  

  • so fucking greasy and ugly

    By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM  

  • 8:16

    Funny! "Polyped in my colon. . .", GOTTA use that one!

    4:39

    I'm pretty sure that Anon11:46 is a girl. Namely, Britney herself.

    By Ginger, on 1:37 PM  

  • She's so skanky her escort's dick shrank itsself clean out of his right hand!

    By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM  

  • I was gonna say what a few others have said -- she wore that dress years ago. Back when she was super fit. And hot.

    By Piquebu, on 2:30 PM  

  • She's so fucking white trash.

    By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

  • i actually really love this dress. does anyone know the designer?

    By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM  

  • actually, thats not the same dress, the old dress was long sleeves and had a skirt with it, plus the see-thru design was a little different..hate to be picky.

    http://www.ananova.com/images/web/151887.jpg

    By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM  

  • why is it that most women can simply wash their hair, put on a $20 dress and a little makeup and look a MILLION times better than this chick? like omfg, she has all this money and tons of people around her, and not a single one of them has ever said "here honey, here's some shampoo, a pair of underwear, and a nice little outfit that doesn't look like it was stolen off a hooker's corpse."

    i just seriously don't get it. her "friends" have so obviously put her in the girl-who-makes-me-look-better-by-comparison role.

    oh and 11:46, you amused me. you think you actually insulted OTHER people? sweetie, you pretty much said that you'd be lucky...just so, so lucky...if britney spears even looked at you. britney spears. now i want you to look at those 5 pictures of her right there and think again of who really insulted who. bragging about having the lowest standards...ever, is hardly the way to make others feel bad about themselves.

    By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM  

  • First off, if one were to wear that dress, wouldn't one wear it with some sort of cute lacy COORDINATING bra and pantie set underneath? And did no one notice that her underwear is black on the front and pink on the back. What the hells up with that!

    By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM  

  • Lynds, are you a Foxtrot fan? "Welcome to iFruit. Hug me!"

    And Britney looks so stupid it's criminal. Did she fry her tiny brain on homemade meth, so it's difficult for her to even walk without looking at the ground, being supported by someone else, and concentrating?

    And that second bottom pic is so stupid -- she looks like she's about to say, "See, y'all? Ah'm coverin up mah no-nos... haw haw! Ah won't letcha see 'em!"

    11:46, I'd fuck the sort of GUY you'd desperately whack off to, but could never have.

    Of course, since I see at least fifteen prettier, smarter girls every day, I imagine you live in an inbred backwater where a girl like Britney (with only two flounder eyes, one head and ten fingers/toes) is a Venusian beauty. It's pretty pathetic that the gutter trash of Hollywood is all you could even DREAM of fucking.

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM  

  • Sure, she's a nasty whore, and probably something like a 6 out of 10... but if she was some anonymous skank at the bar, shit yeah, I'd plow her into the wall.

    By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM  

  • Britney, don't mistake our morbid fascination with you for a fan base. You're interesting kind of like the way a trainwreck is interesting.

    By daisy, on 10:10 AM  

  • Brit, you used to be hot, now your not....so go ahead and get hooked on crack and showing your ass....you'll still be a nasty bitch when your done. just wait for her to start the wa wa train about her kids and being hooked on drugs....what a dumn bitch.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

  • Just gross. Can we please get rid of her now? The only reason we kept her around was because she was hot. Now she looks like the girl at the checkout at Walmart.

    By Janine, on 10:44 AM  

  • pfft, i don't think walmart would even take her as an employee.

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • I think what's even sadder than her sorry excuse for fashion sense is the fact that her children will get to see these pics of her one day. "Look, it's mommy's pussy hanging out again". She's a mother now and she needs to act like one. If she thinks any judge with half a brain is going to grant her sole custudy of her kids with pictures like this in cirulation, and her ass out partying every night, then she's going to be in for a big surprise. Grow up darling and think with something other then your cooter. Yeah you married white trash and had his white trash babies but now there yours for life so you better grow up real quick!

    By Lex, on 12:11 PM  

  • poor britney... she should return that "dress" to the 99 cent store

    By Kyndra, on 3:10 PM  

  • Did you know that Britney's real name was "Britney Sperms" before she changed it to "Spears"?

    Britney has never been a singer, everyone knows what she is and has always been... Ho Ho Ho! Merry Xmas

    By Yaanxorizator, on 6:21 PM  

  • The only ones that I feel sorry for are the kids.. brittany and her Hubby can fuck there lives up all they want and become ho's and all that .. but waht about the babies they brought into the world... they just dont seem to give a dam about those poor little boys.. the only thing they care about is there money and how to get more. THAT IS VERY VERY SAD!!!!!. shame on them
    BRITTANY AND KEVIN HERE IS A MESSAGE FOR YOU .. YOU DONT WANT TO RAISE THEM RIGHT STOP HAVING BABIES...MONEY DOES NOT RAIDE THEM PARENTS DO AND YOU TWO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PARENT!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM  

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