Girlfriend seems drunk or high... she did a much better job at the VH1 Big in 06 awards... you know, relatively speaking. Call me grumpy but doesn't it strike you as absurd that a thirty year old woman is dancing around giant candy canes, singing about her effect "on the boys"? Just a thought.
Though I am not a fan of Fergie as a person, I do like her music. Perhaps she wasn't dancing much because she was actually singing her song instead of lip-syncing (Janet Jackson style).
I don't like Fergie and find her lyrics inane, BUT... she wasn't lip synching. It's nearly impossible to jump around and grind your way on stage AND be able to keep the tone in your voice from going all over the place. Maybe this was a testament to actual performing?
This song is just as good as "Don't worry, be happy" & "Ghostbusters" & "Macarena" & ect... What is with these shit songs that are 100% retarded? Why are people clapping? Why are people dancing? This is 100% shit! She is soooo Fug! Look at me! I'm like P shitty. I can add nothing but other song samples to my songs.
30 year old dancing around candy canes 1:15 am? Shit, Madonna is like 60 years old and dances around dildos on stage.
i just dont understand how anyone is cheering seeing that she fucked up her own lyrics and she is obviously out of breath and she is just standing there...this bitch is sad...lets hope this is the last time we ever see a cd from Fergie
She definitely has talent but she needs a new stylist. also, It ws weird that she just stood there. Didn't sound drunk. it was just very oddcause i know she's a good dancer. maybe she had the squirts and was afraid to move.
Why is she singing that crap too? Didn't she start out screeching and yelping out pop songs with 2 or 3 other drag queens in a girly band? She's just a talentless sell-out just like the rest of 'em.
I just wish one of her friends could break the news to her about her face...I mean, its just getting cruel now...someone has GOT to tell her how ugly she is.
You guys are so mean. The poor girl has got an incontinence problem. Everyone knows if you try to dance with a full load in your Depends you get the most gawd-awful squishy noises. Plus they leak under pressure, and I'm sure she didn't want to get sued by one of her minions.
That was horrendous. I'm proud to say I managed to sit through the whole video. Another example of the car crash factor. You wanna look away, but the carnage is alluring. How about that 'rap' of hers around the 2:20 mark? She has all the flow of large gravel.
I'm not disturbed by the giant candy canes. What gets me are the skanky Girl Scout dancers. Is Fergie looking to sell albums to the pedophilia crowd?? The least she could have done was paraded around some Boy Scouts in hotpants to maintain the interest of NAMBLA members. That methskank sure has alot to learn about marketing and demographics, eh?
ever notice how all her lyrics are like "i'm not a sleaze, i'm not promiscuous." guess what, if you WEREN'T a ho, you wouldn't be denying it every 2 seconds.
and what the hell does "put them boys on rock-rock" mean? this bitch is making up words. wtf
The UGLY skank was drunk so was Paula Abdul there lots of drinks back stage and they were drinking like fishes ,thats why that ugly bitch just stood there like a sun dry turd
I don't understand what plane of existence Fergie resides on because I can't imagine any heterosexual man wanting anything to do with her nasty ass. Oh man, nothing is sexier than a meth-raped face, bad style, horrific musical/lyrical skills, and a god-awful personality. Way to go Fugly Ferg, way to go.
I agree with 8:36am. She is pregnant. Just look at how she holds herself. She is clearly aware the she can't move around alot. The woman is pregnant. I wouldn't say she was on meth though.
At least she sang live. She moved around a bit towards the middle to the end of the song. Compared to Gwen singing live or Janet lip-synCing, I'd take this any day. She gave it her best.
To all those saying "at least she's singing"- fuck off, you can still entertain a crowd and sing at the same time! Why are we now congratulating people for not lip synching? From like, the dawn of music to about say 1990, people performed live, and were entertaining. You dont have to just stand there if you are singing live. How about Prince, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Madonna... I mean god. They didnt just stand on the stage.
Anyone notice the lyrics say "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y?" Consult a fucking dictionary Fergie! TASTY! THERE IS NO E!!!! At least Gwen can spell bananas. If you are going to pass off spelling as lyrics...spell it correctly!
Has anyone else noticed her lyrics "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y?" Tastey?! Too bad it's TASTY! Homegirl spelled it wrong! If you are gonna pass off spelling as song lyrics, spell it right. At least Gwen could properly spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
I wondered why she wasn't moving around much when I was watching the show as well, and came to the conclusion that because she had super high heels and a really short dress on that she was probably trying to avoid falling on her ass or flashing the audience. How ironic that in trying to not become online gossip fodder she's ended up here anyway! Can't please everyone all the time, so I say get over it - if you don't like her performance, change the channel retards!
Yes I agree 30 year old like Gwen and her should be singing more "mature" songs. Look at X-tina she looks and acts more mature and classy these days. They suck and obbviously need to make this kind of music so people buy their records, studies have shown that teenagers are the ones buying CD's these days....so there you go!
30 years old my ass. That bitch is mid to late 30's easy. She's flat out lying about her age. Either that or all the meth she did took a decade off of her. She looks about like 50 miles of bad road. WTF is that Josh Hamilton guy or whatever his name is dating her for anyway?? Sheeit if i looked like that guy she would be the last broad i would date.
Anonymous said... Okay, so these jackasses dubbed entire sections of the song, but missed the part where she said "GD sexy" and "f_cking Ferg the dutchess" at the end.
Network retards.
9:07 AM
she said "fergie ferg" you fucking freak....kinda like she always says!!!
Plz...I sing better in my car!! This is pathetic...and this woman is making millions...this is what is wrong with society!! Thank God I downloaded her shit for free and didn't waste money on her CD!!
"Yes!!! It's a rip-off of "Supersonic" for certain. J.J. Fadd needs to sue"
Pretty sure they've cleared the rights. It's more an official homage than a rip-off. Almost like a cover song. And props to Will.I.Am for remaking it in such a fun way.
Also, there's probably some injury or sickness or something that prevents her from dancing too much. Normally she dances quite a bit, just look at the performance from VH1:s Big in 06 (which was really great and had more effort overall).
I thought the same thing when I watched her on the VH1 big in 06 thing. I can see standing still for a slow song- but not a hip hop/pop song. It looks very strange and makes for a really boring performance.
Maryscott OConnor, she also can't dance, is stupid and locked in a little girl fantasy, she's whiny and hypersensitive, and she has no vocal range -- she sings the whole song in the same notes.
And as a bonus, she's ugly. As in, if you made a bulldog into a human...
And please give up the sexism cause -- nobody would mock Fergie if she had any redeeming characteristics.
WHY? GODDAMNIT, WHY? Why do these sleezy bimbos have such SUCCESS?? GAHH! I can name DOZENS and DOZENS of performers that are fifty seven times more talented, more beautiful, and more hardworking than these skeezers, but they are doing the nightclub circuit because they don't inject their faces with BOTULISM and COLLAGEN.
Maybe she was thinking of how bad her feet were hurting in those shoes. It's no excuse for not singing at all, though. When she's good, she's decent. . . I saw some old vid of her singing "Don't Lie" with the BEPs and I was blown away. But now. . . like Christmas. . . she's been commercialized and therefore can make you want to veer away from it altogether. . .
Personally, I don't like her as a person. She has an incredible body, ugly face and she CAN sing. I think, anyway. I really like this song. What if she didn't feel well? It's possible. Her Big in '06 performance was much better. Like I said, ugly face, but I like some of her music and she can definitely be sexy at times.
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Girlfriend seems drunk or high... she did a much better job at the VH1 Big in 06 awards... you know, relatively speaking.
Call me grumpy but doesn't it strike you as absurd that a thirty year old woman is dancing around giant candy canes, singing about her effect "on the boys"? Just a thought.
By mla, on 1:15 AM
I dont understand why people liek this troll, why is she on stage? There are children crossing bridges uneaten?!
How can anyone want someone with weak bladder control and hairy armpitts anyway!?!
By Anonymous, on 1:59 AM
Though I am not a fan of Fergie as a person, I do like her music. Perhaps she wasn't dancing much because she was actually singing her song instead of lip-syncing (Janet Jackson style).
By Anonymous, on 2:57 AM
I don't like Fergie and find her lyrics inane, BUT... she wasn't lip synching. It's nearly impossible to jump around and grind your way on stage AND be able to keep the tone in your voice from going all over the place. Maybe this was a testament to actual performing?
By Anonymous, on 3:21 AM
That's really weird to watch. Maybe she was afraid of a wardrobe malfunction or something.
By Damian, on 5:08 AM
This song is just as good as "Don't worry, be happy" & "Ghostbusters" & "Macarena" & ect... What is with these shit songs that are 100% retarded? Why are people clapping? Why are people dancing? This is 100% shit! She is soooo Fug! Look at me! I'm like P shitty. I can add nothing but other song samples to my songs.
30 year old dancing around candy canes 1:15 am? Shit, Madonna is like 60 years old and dances around dildos on stage.
By chuggdog, on 6:01 AM
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Bill S.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
i just dont understand how anyone is cheering seeing that she fucked up her own lyrics and she is obviously out of breath and she is just standing there...this bitch is sad...lets hope this is the last time we ever see a cd from Fergie
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
Music sucks so hard today. WTF man.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
she needs to hang it up
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
She definitely has talent but she needs a new stylist. also, It ws weird that she just stood there. Didn't sound drunk. it was just very oddcause i know she's a good dancer. maybe she had the squirts and was afraid to move.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
Why is she singing that crap too? Didn't she start out screeching and yelping out pop songs with 2 or 3 other drag queens in a girly band? She's just a talentless sell-out just like the rest of 'em.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
she's not moving or dancing because she's actually, umm, "singing" rather than lip syncing as per usual.
do idiots not realize this song was better the first time 20 years ago as Supersonic by Salt-N-Peppa?
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
she doesn't sance cuz she's afraid her poofy and too short dress will fly up and expose parts we don't want to see.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
IS she pregnant? And on Meth?
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
I liked this song when it was called "SUPERSONIC" and J.J. Fad sang it in the 80's.
Fergie straight-up ripped off the song.
By jeditemple, on 9:04 AM
Okay, so these jackasses dubbed entire sections of the song, but missed the part where she said "GD sexy" and "f_cking Ferg the dutchess" at the end.
Network retards.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
Tell me why people like her. She looks like an old lady in a little girl's dress, prancing around plastic candy canes.
It's like seeing Gramma in the middle stages of senility.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
"Fugalicious" - LMAO!
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
I just wish one of her friends could break the news to her about her face...I mean, its just getting cruel now...someone has GOT to tell her how ugly she is.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
You guys are so mean. The poor girl has got an incontinence problem. Everyone knows if you try to dance with a full load in your Depends you get the most gawd-awful squishy noises. Plus they leak under pressure, and I'm sure she didn't want to get sued by one of her minions.
Girl's just being proactive if you ask me.
By Vigilante, on 9:43 AM
That was horrendous. I'm proud to say I managed to sit through the whole video. Another example of the car crash factor. You wanna look away, but the carnage is alluring.
How about that 'rap' of hers around the 2:20 mark? She has all the flow of large gravel.
I'm not disturbed by the giant candy canes.
What gets me are the skanky Girl Scout dancers. Is Fergie looking to sell albums to the pedophilia crowd??
The least she could have done was paraded around some Boy Scouts in hotpants to maintain the interest of NAMBLA members. That methskank sure has alot to learn about marketing and demographics, eh?
By joejoe, on 10:01 AM
ever notice how all her lyrics are like "i'm not a sleaze, i'm not promiscuous." guess what, if you WEREN'T a ho, you wouldn't be denying it every 2 seconds.
and what the hell does "put them boys on rock-rock" mean? this bitch is making up words. wtf
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
This is possibly the worst fucking pop song I have ever heard.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
I think fergie actually looks pretty good with the top hat... oh wait.
Fergie's the one in the blue dress?
Fug.
By I don't like you in any way, on 10:18 AM
The UGLY skank was drunk so was Paula Abdul there lots of drinks back stage and they were drinking like fishes ,thats why that ugly bitch just stood there like a sun dry turd
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
I don't understand what plane of existence Fergie resides on because I can't imagine any heterosexual man wanting anything to do with her nasty ass. Oh man, nothing is sexier than a meth-raped face, bad style, horrific musical/lyrical skills, and a god-awful personality. Way to go Fugly Ferg, way to go.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
wow... that was lame. it sounds just like supersonic, but jj fad did it way better.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I agree with 8:36am. She is pregnant. Just look at how she holds herself. She is clearly aware the she can't move around alot. The woman is pregnant. I wouldn't say she was on meth though.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
^^^^ so she wasnt pregnant the other night on the big in 06 awards on vh1?
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
I haven't even listened to the song, but I imagine it's as bad as it looks on video with Fergie dancing around and terrfying me with her fugly face...
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
OK IS IT ME OR CAN SHE NO SING LIVE, WOW THE WONDERS A DIGITAL MACHINE CAN DO.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
She's HORRIBLE!!!!! Nice dancing and singing there, no talent beast!
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
lol maybe she's having a heavy period...
By Gr8flDdFn, on 1:46 PM
At least she sang live. She moved around a bit towards the middle to the end of the song. Compared to Gwen singing live or Janet lip-synCing, I'd take this any day. She gave it her best.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Yes!!! It's a rip-off of "Supersonic" for certain. J.J. Fadd needs to sue!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
She didn't move because she can't move in the 6 inch heels. She could barely walk across the stage, nevermind dance.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
To all those saying "at least she's singing"- fuck off, you can still entertain a crowd and sing at the same time! Why are we now congratulating people for not lip synching? From like, the dawn of music to about say 1990, people performed live, and were entertaining. You dont have to just stand there if you are singing live. How about Prince, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Madonna... I mean god. They didnt just stand on the stage.
By creamandblack, on 3:03 PM
Anyone notice the lyrics say "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y?" Consult a fucking dictionary Fergie! TASTY! THERE IS NO E!!!! At least Gwen can spell bananas. If you are going to pass off spelling as lyrics...spell it correctly!
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
Has anyone else noticed her lyrics "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y?" Tastey?! Too bad it's TASTY! Homegirl spelled it wrong! If you are gonna pass off spelling as song lyrics, spell it right. At least Gwen could properly spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
That was the worst crap I have seen in a while. Her legs look like poles shoved up her ass.
By Bitch McMean, on 5:00 PM
I wondered why she wasn't moving around much when I was watching the show as well, and came to the conclusion that because she had super high heels and a really short dress on that she was probably trying to avoid falling on her ass or flashing the audience. How ironic that in trying to not become online gossip fodder she's ended up here anyway! Can't please everyone all the time, so I say get over it - if you don't like her performance, change the channel retards!
By coalharbourqt, on 6:14 PM
YOu know what, I think its her shoes!! Those shoes, I have some like that are PAINFUL! YOu can even see that its hard for her to walk!!
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
Yes I agree 30 year old like Gwen and her should be singing more "mature" songs. Look at X-tina she looks and acts more mature and classy these days. They suck and obbviously need to make this kind of music so people buy their records, studies have shown that teenagers are the ones buying CD's these days....so there you go!
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
Maybe she's pregnant, that's the impression I got.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
30 years old my ass. That bitch is mid to late 30's easy. She's flat out lying about her age. Either that or all the meth she did took a decade off of her. She looks about like 50 miles of bad road. WTF is that Josh Hamilton guy or whatever his name is dating her for anyway?? Sheeit if i looked like that guy she would be the last broad i would date.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...
Has anyone else noticed her lyrics "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y?" Tastey?! Too bad it's TASTY! Homegirl spelled it wrong!
no shit asshole, you think noone involved in that song being made thought that?!?!?!?!? IT FITS THE SONG BETTER YOU MORON!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
Pigeon-toed, squawky-voiced, stands like she just learned how, and wears a dress that nobody over three should wear.
why is she popular?
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Anonymous said...
Okay, so these jackasses dubbed entire sections of the song, but missed the part where she said "GD sexy" and "f_cking Ferg the dutchess" at the end.
Network retards.
9:07 AM
she said "fergie ferg" you fucking freak....kinda like she always says!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Plz...I sing better in my car!! This is pathetic...and this woman is making millions...this is what is wrong with society!! Thank God I downloaded her shit for free and didn't waste money on her CD!!
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
"Yes!!! It's a rip-off of "Supersonic" for certain. J.J. Fadd needs to sue"
Pretty sure they've cleared the rights. It's more an official homage than a rip-off. Almost like a cover song. And props to Will.I.Am for remaking it in such a fun way.
Also, there's probably some injury or sickness or something that prevents her from dancing too much. Normally she dances quite a bit, just look at the performance from VH1:s Big in 06 (which was really great and had more effort overall).
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
she totally messed up her rap hook...
but i love fergie. she's the hotness.
& LOL @ Anonymous (two posts above me)...uh you just notcied tastey now??? it was spelt like that to fit the beat.
This was one of her worst performances of fergalicious, but me still <3 fergie
By Monroe, on 9:51 PM
while you guys are pointing out all her flaws, let us not forget SHE PEED HERSELF AND THEN WENT ON STAGE!!!! bitch is nasty
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
I wouldn't say she was on meth though.
she's not but she used to be a meth addict
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
Does she says "Four tres two uno"? wtf is that shit? Way to be bilingual Ferg.
By Jj, on 11:58 PM
Odd, how many people seem to think the worst sin a woman can commit is to be "ugly."
By Maryscott OConnor, on 12:44 AM
Y'all are exagerrating big time!!!
She obviously couldn't move with those ridicously high shoes on a slippery floor.
She sang well.
Next time, Fergie, wear sensible shoes and a cute dress!
By because I can, on 5:21 AM
I think my niece wrote that song. She's 3. She also wrote this one:
I like the sky
I see it in my eye
I don't want to be shy
I love pie
is she kidding with those lyrics? Where's the talent?
By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
I thought the same thing when I watched her on the VH1 big in 06 thing. I can see standing still for a slow song- but not a hip hop/pop song. It looks very strange and makes for a really boring performance.
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
"Fuggie"
"Fugalicious"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Genius.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
Maryscott OConnor, she also can't dance, is stupid and locked in a little girl fantasy, she's whiny and hypersensitive, and she has no vocal range -- she sings the whole song in the same notes.
And as a bonus, she's ugly. As in, if you made a bulldog into a human...
And please give up the sexism cause -- nobody would mock Fergie if she had any redeeming characteristics.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
^ Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
By Brandy, on 2:23 PM
Call me a spelling NAZI, but the "T to the A to the S-T-E-Y" part always bugs the hell out of me. There is no E in tasty, jackass!
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
A shining example of why today's music sucks.
By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
WHY? GODDAMNIT, WHY? Why do these sleezy bimbos have such SUCCESS?? GAHH! I can name DOZENS and DOZENS of performers that are fifty seven times more talented, more beautiful, and more hardworking than these skeezers, but they are doing the nightclub circuit because they don't inject their faces with BOTULISM and COLLAGEN.
IT MAKES ME SO %@$#ing ANGRY!
By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM
Modern music sucks super hard. This is just more proof. Unfortunately, the drones just eat it up and beg for more.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Maybe she was thinking of how bad her feet were hurting in those shoes. It's no excuse for not singing at all, though. When she's good, she's decent. . . I saw some old vid of her singing "Don't Lie" with the BEPs and I was blown away. But now. . . like Christmas. . . she's been commercialized and therefore can make you want to veer away from it altogether. . .
She used to be so cool.
By Linds, on 7:54 PM
Personally, I don't like her as a person. She has an incredible body, ugly face and she CAN sing. I think, anyway. I really like this song. What if she didn't feel well? It's possible. Her Big in '06 performance was much better. Like I said, ugly face, but I like some of her music and she can definitely be sexy at times.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
What idiot thinks you can't move if you're newly pregnant? Gawd, those misconceptions (pun intended) went out in the 1960's.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
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