You really think Chad gives a shit about these pics? The reason she left him is because he wasn't hittin it. Hell, she was probably using a strap on with him.
"if you're on your way to Chad Lowe's house, you might want to knock on the garage first. Do it pretty loud, because he might not be able to hear you with his car running."
Like they say - you can take the girl out of the trailer...I don't care how many dresses or diamonds they put on her she always looks like white trash trying to be Hollywood.
I just don't get the appeal of HS. She's a fine actress and maybe a genuinely nice person, but hardly a great beauty. Pirelli? Really? Pu-leeze!
I'm sure every guy posting here has been rejected by way worse and if she said lets go you all would be tripping over each other. Course you guys are the same lot that would "do" the fat ugly chick and tell her not to say anything. I'd do HS, she's hot and probably would be a wild ride. Beauty queens are too worried about how they come across to give you a great time.
I think Swank is pretty hot nowadays, but it's sad to hear she ditched Lowe after he stuck by her during her WTFMANFACE period.
Also OMG AGREED about the pilot sunglasses. Same for the whole giant sunglasses thing in general. Their only use should be for flying or covering up fugly faces attached to nice bodies. THUMBS DOWN to a crappy trend that's lasted way too long.
she has a great body, there's no denying that. on the muscular side, plus the manface, so she's absolutely perfect for that one homosexual fantasy that every straight man has (supposedly). plus, she probably wouldn't beat you up and shove overly large objects up your ass, like jessica biel would. but it's a one-night thing, with a memory that you try to suppress the rest of your life using heavy drugs and alcohol, not a marriage type of thing, unless you're secretly yearning to switch sides, like Chad onthedownLowe.
what's going on with the pirelli calendar? those shots (not to mention the subject) are awful. has the world run out of hot chicks and good photographers?
she has a great body, there's no denying that. on the muscular side, plus the manface, so she's absolutely perfect for that one homosexual fantasy that every straight man has (supposedly). plus, she probably wouldn't beat you up and shove overly large objects up your ass, like jessica biel would. but it's a one-night thing, with a memory that you try to suppress the rest of your life using heavy drugs and alcohol, not a marriage type of thing, unless you're secretly yearning to switch sides, like Chad onthedownLowe.
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There is absolutely no crotch hanging out of her skirt, she can act, she keeps her private life as private as possible. So, her face looks better in some pics than others, but that might be because she's not pulling out a compact every five minutes. Also, she doesn't appear to have cut anything off, or glued anything onto her face, so she gets points for that too.
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By chuggdog, on 12:12 PM
Wow, she looks like a guy. And not a good looking one either. The Pirelli shots are just stupid aside from that. They aren't sexy or even interesting.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
You really think Chad gives a shit about these pics? The reason she left him is because he wasn't hittin it. Hell, she was probably using a strap on with him.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
"if you're on your way to Chad Lowe's house, you might want to knock on the garage first. Do it pretty loud, because he might not be able to hear you with his car running."
lmfao
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Like they say - you can take the girl out of the trailer...I don't care how many dresses or diamonds they put on her she always looks like white trash trying to be Hollywood.
I just don't get the appeal of HS. She's a fine actress and maybe a genuinely nice person, but hardly a great beauty. Pirelli? Really? Pu-leeze!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
i like her ass cheeks in 3rd pic...
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
"It's a face only Chad Lowe and lesbians could love."
^Hahaha. Love it.
Gotta admit her ass look nice, though.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
Pirelli used to photograph only the most beautiful women for their calenders. Boy are they slumming.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
Last time I saw images like that, I was drunk, desperate, and left $25 on the nightstand.
By jeditemple, on 1:13 PM
Shes got a great body. Maybe the most famous butterface.
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
I'm sure every guy posting here has been rejected by way worse and if she said lets go you all would be tripping over each other.
Course you guys are the same lot that would "do" the fat ugly chick and tell her not to say anything. I'd do HS, she's hot and
probably would be a wild ride. Beauty queens are too worried about how they come across to give you a great time.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
What a lame calendar. I wouldn't take one for free.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
I think Swank is pretty hot nowadays, but it's sad to hear she ditched Lowe after he stuck by her during her WTFMANFACE period.
Also OMG AGREED about the pilot sunglasses. Same for the whole giant sunglasses thing in general. Their only use should be for flying or covering up fugly faces attached to nice bodies. THUMBS DOWN to a crappy trend that's lasted way too long.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
I dont know who's prettier her or Harry? a tough call for sure
also,
2:20 - calm down.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
she has a great body, there's no denying that. on the muscular side, plus the manface, so she's absolutely perfect for that one homosexual fantasy that every straight man has (supposedly). plus, she probably wouldn't beat you up and shove overly large objects up your ass, like jessica biel would. but it's a one-night thing, with a memory that you try to suppress the rest of your life using heavy drugs and alcohol, not a marriage type of thing, unless you're secretly yearning to switch sides, like Chad onthedownLowe.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
i would like to bite her heiny
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
i like HS. at least she's interesting. the great jessica alba may have a hot body, but she's so terribly boring.
and as for the sunglasses, i'd much rather see the aviators than those ugly bug eye glasses or those tiny beatles-esque ones.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
Her and Harry ... I smell an affair
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
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By chuggdog, on 4:10 PM
what's going on with the pirelli calendar? those shots (not to mention the subject) are awful. has the world run out of hot chicks and good photographers?
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
she has a great body, there's no denying that. on the muscular side, plus the manface, so she's absolutely perfect for that one homosexual fantasy that every straight man has (supposedly). plus, she probably wouldn't beat you up and shove overly large objects up your ass, like jessica biel would. but it's a one-night thing, with a memory that you try to suppress the rest of your life using heavy drugs and alcohol, not a marriage type of thing, unless you're secretly yearning to switch sides, like Chad onthedownLowe.
3:04 PM
^ Masturbates to pictures of Kelly Clarkson eating hot dogs.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
The girl's all teeth, but she acts really really well.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
She looks like Joey Ramone in that first B&W pic...
By Anonymous, on 7:15 PM
she can win all the oscars she wants, she'll still be the 'ditzy friend' from buffy the vampire slayer... the movie... to me...
"Buffy... what's your sitch?? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket!!"
By meagan, on 11:05 PM
Ah, nevermind! I was going to say something positive ...
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By Anonymous, on 2:04 AM
These don't look like classic "Pirelli" shots. They look like crap.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
These photos are shit. They look like some 12 year old took snapshots with their digital camera.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Those photos are crap. Not because of Hilary Swank herself but the photography is rubbish..
By ihatechoosingnames, on 1:08 PM
I don't know where there's a problem. She's smokin'.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
I like this girl.
There is absolutely no crotch hanging out of her skirt, she can act, she keeps her private life as private as possible. So, her face looks better in some pics than others, but that might be because she's not pulling out a compact every five minutes. Also, she doesn't appear to have cut anything off, or glued anything onto her face, so she gets points for that too.
Not too much to pick on here really.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
i think she's totally hot. some of the pics are crap, but pic #3 with the back/ass shot is freaking gorgeous. i would strangle a cat for that ass.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Her "body" is smoking, yes, anonymous 2:29, but she's one of those "anything but her face" kind of ladies.
Anyhoo, Hilary Skank is just another one of those people that money has made half decent for the rest of society to look at.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 AM
I Knew I was a Lesbian!
Damn this man's body I'm living in!
I'd munch on that box til she cried and then a little bit more just incase she always cried when she got good box munchin'.
By skinnylickingood, on 1:31 PM
yeah, apart from the fit body, "she" looks like a basketball player with a wig.
and those glasses may look cool on Shane McCutcheon, no one else. maybe HS is trying to evoke that.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
I'll tell you what I think the problem is.
She's a man trapped in a man's body ... and yet, somehow, she's a woman.
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
^4:56
I totally agree with you.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
She must wear a size 18 shoe...
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
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