I don't know; I'm kind of over Angelina. It's really kind of passive aggressive to keep telling the media she'd like to have a sit-down with Jen. To talk about what? No one would want to meet with the woman who stole her husband, either, and Angelina knows it. She's just trying to look good.
Plus -- the odds of this stuff about Aniston being true is pretty damn slim. It sounds all made up.
Seriously, like her friends are telling those horrible things to US WEEKLY, trashy mag. Riiight. All of that sounds made up. People just wont leave her alone, Im sure she will be compared to Brangelina for her entire life. Poor girl.
^ Your logic is fucked. If it hasn't happened in front of the world, it can't be true? Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors? The answer is MOST.
Nobody considers US a reliable source, get a grip dude. Im so sick of hearing about all three of these people, the tabloids need some new material stat.
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A good friend of mine worked closely with Jennifer and Brad when they were in town and Brad was filming a movie here. This was a long time before he worked with Angelina. My friend told me some stories about these people. Brad and Jennifer were miserable together even back then. Jennifer is really weird and miserable and all she does is drink coffee and chain smoke cigarrettes all day. She hates going out in public. Hates it. Brad was quite the opposite.
This is bullshit. Why don't they claim she has secretly collected Brads hair in a hairbrush he left behind and made a voodoo doll out of it, standing in her backyard, naked of course, dancing under the moonlight burning pictures of Angelina with the Brad doll clutched between her teeth?
Look, now that I wrote that, US Weekly can publish it, claiming a vague "source."
^ Okay, if you don't like the story, then it's bullshit. I'll remember that next time US publishes a less than flattering story about Angelina and you "Team Aniston" psychos cheer them on for publishing it.
Whoa....Obsess much Jennifer? Who knows if this story is true or not, but if it is, it sounds like Jen needs to look into getting some new compadres pronto because with friends like these- who needs enemies?
This probably wasn't a "friend" but more like one of the people who works for/with her. These people have tons of people around them all the time. Assistants, housekeepers, decorators, managers, assistant managers, publicists, assistants of publicists, all these people's secretaries, etc.
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Thank God. I don't think I can take reading another one of these "Brangelina" threads.
Didn't good ol' Jennifer have her chance? I mean she did sleep with the man for several years. I wouldn't be so dismissive of tabloids. They do have journalists who have worked in mainstream media and crossed over to the dark side. Plus, with sue happy lawyers and celebrities, they have to be somewhat careful of what they print.
I'm not Team Aniston or Team Jolie, I think both teams are insane. I think worshipping a person that you have never met and likely will never meet should strictly be left to the 13 and below crowd, and it's frightening that people 13 and up indulge in it.
And this story is far from "less than flattering." It paints her as a complete psychopath, and it's bullshit. The media just perpetuates this lame rivalry myth and seriously? Burning baby dolls? That's the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
Although I do think it was pretty cunty of Angelina to talk about a sit down with Aniston. All it did was put Aniston firmly back in the "victim" role in the media right when everything had pretty much died down. I'm sure that was one of her motivations.
Yeah, it's really hard to believe a rich, famous actor is a nutcase.
No, it isn't. Most of them are. I've lived and worked in Hollywood for longer than I care to remember and I promise you this entire entertainment industry should be cut off from the world and put in a padded cell.
Would you please alert Jennifer that I'm still here, still waiting, and still willing to forgive her for the restraining order...? Thank you in advance!
yes I am in Hollywood as well in the "industry" and they are all shades of crazy for sure.no concept of reality.I have heard thru people that know her that she is a chain smoking stoner that is very reclusive,I am no fan of either party but burning babies in Malibu,has anyone BEEN to Malibu????trust me you just do not make bonfires in the back yard of dolls,not without incurring a police report.At least they could have made up something a little more believable,i liked the vodoo doll,or say she is stalking them
This is the most obviously fictitious article I've ever read. US Weekly is about as reliable as the Iraqi Minister of Truthiness, and that story is crap even by Weekly World News standards. Let's not forget that this is the same magazine that wrote "Jessica and Nick are *soooo* happy!" articles every week until their sweetheart deal with Joe Simpson got screwed up. The very next issue was all "ZOMG IT'S OVER FOR JESS AND NICK!" US should be renamed "Lies Written By Hacks and Publicists Weekly."
It's pretty well known in the industry that Aniston is a stoned recluse. Total weirdo, but not unlike most of the rest of them. She's like Marlon Brando except without all the good acting.
anon 12:56, thank you. that was the point i was trying to make earlier (anon, 12:00). if she were throwing dolls into a fire or clutching her stomach every time she sees a stroller, we'd have pictures of it. we have pictures of her topless for crying out loud.
The paps don't follow Aniston around much anymore, so it's possible she does this without it getting caught on camera. Most pics of her are at red carpet events. She doesn't leave the house much and it's a waste of time and money for the stalkerazzi to stalk her. They make more money chasing Angelina, Britney, Lohan, etc. around.
Angelina Jolie WAS ASKED by the interviewer if she would ever have a sit down with Aniston. She didn't just bring it up during the interview, tards. At least she didn't go with the standard "No comment" or answer with a childish "No, I'll never ever talk to her."
That's is so freaking hilarious!!!!!! I don't believe a word of it, but made me laugh just the same....I never liked her, even back in the day. She always seemed like she thought her shit didn't stink. I think she had all this coming to her (losing her husband, etc). Very funny.
Not a fan but I hope for her sake this story is not true. US Weekly is not holding back, the wanna destroy her for making them look stupid and I have to say they are doing an amazing job. Who wants to hire a nutcase? If she had talent they will call her eccentric but a talentless, 40yrs old woman burning babydolls is just plain crazy. Didn't she burn her wedding dress too? Very sad.
I don't believe a word of this, cluthcing her stomach at the sight of a stroller? Burning baby dolls? Give me a break, I don't think Jennifer is as bad off as some people like to think..I believe she is doing just fine...
Isn't US Weekly the same mag that screamed "It's a Girl for Brit!" or something stupid like that. I'm so sick of seeing JA on every magazine cover. She doesn't do anything interesting, her movies are boring and she isn't that great to look at. Move on!!
her "close friends" said all this...uh huh. i know for sure if my very close friend was acting this way (if it's true) the last thing i would do is spill it to a weekly tabloid. i'm not team aniston or team jolie, and i certainly believe that hollywood as a whole is completely insane, but c'mon with this story.
And yes, us weekly is clearly just trying to squeez the final last cent out of the love triangle before people blatantly ask them to stop writing about them.
I'm on the Jolie as Single team. She is just as cool with or without Brad. Her interview with Vogue has her basically saying she is innocent in the cause of Brad's and Jen's split. Ya, right.
Guys, this story was completely made up by someone on ONTD. They took it down after a malestorm and said it was a joke. What's hilarious is that the tabs picked up and ran with it.
I'd take jen over angie any day. Jen is classy, quirky, beautiful, etc. Angie is just a controlling witch with some sort of weird powers that control men (probably that spectacular rack). Angie is the kind of woman you want to toss a hump into. Jen is the kind of woman you want to marry. Brad will either get dumped or kill angie within two years. Man what i would give for a hot, reclusive chick who wanted to stay home all the time and hang out. All the broads i date always want to go out all the time. Jen, call me....I make a lot less money than you but i do allright and i am hung well.
1. these celeb mags are in a way more trustworthy than normal national news. did you know more than 20,000 u.s. troops have been wounded in iraq? what, the news didn't tell you that?
2. didn't jen already admit to burning wedding things in a bonfire? and she OBVIOUSLY can't get over brad. this story may be true or not, but it's certainly not far-fetched at all.
Come on! This was NOT in US weekly, I read the article in US Weekly, I have that same magazine. This stuff is taken all from a satrical website that is in no way factual and isn't supposed to be - because its a joke website. You guys should know better than to post this as fact.
What the US article said is that yes she gets bugged by the Shiloh pictures and wants to find a stable relationship so she can have her own kids. At the same time she feels Angie "can have" Brad and is over him but was dissppointed by the Vince thing not working out. Reclusive? She is by all accoutns warm and outgoing and has a large group of longtime friends.
Defamer isn't a "joke" website. They try (and fail) to be funny, but they don't publish stories like these without a footnote letting you know the story was only a joke.
I don't care if the story is fake or not. Jennifer Aniston is still pathetic and chased off every man in her life because she does the same thing in every relationship; starts out pretending she's a fun loving, happy girl until she gets them to commit and then goes back to being her boring, never satisfied, depressed self. Maybe she'd be better off alone, chain smoking, masturbating and living in Courteney Cox's guest room for the rest of her life.
I done't give a shit about "Brangelina". I liked Angelina before Brad and before the kids. Oh well.
Defamer didn't create this article they may have posted it but they didn't create it -a satiric web site was making a joke. None of this stuff was in the US article anyway so nobody reputable would have reported it as such. I have the US magazine, I get it as a subscription and this stuff IS NOT in the article anyway so it is all fake.
Brad and Jennifer were miserable together even back then. Jennifer is really weird and miserable and all she does is drink coffee and chain smoke cigarrettes all day. She hates going out in public. Hates it. Brad was quite the opposite. ______________________________________
BAM...there it is!
Remember when Jen came limping into some award show and then forgot to thank Brad? She looked pissed and rumor was they were on the rocks.
She would say in interviews that they didn't have the same taste in home decor and that they would fight about it because Jen didn't like his 'cold' taste.
Angelina is better for him. Period.
But I'm not buying the gut-clentching, baby-burning crap.
if this stupid, useless shit generates 64 (so far) comments, i now totally see how the nazi propaganda machine was able to sway the opinions of millions of people. scary.
wow that's some seriously made-up shit. no way a single word is true. jen anis is an emotionless robot who doesn't care about anybody except herself. but, she does have a proto-penis, so a night with her might be interesting if you're really really high.
If she's burning dolls on the beach, it's not exactly "friends" who would see it, huh? More like passersby.
I don't buy the gut-grabbing stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was all psycho about this in a less ostentatious manner. She burned her wedding things in a bonfire, so why not baby dolls?
And before anyone claims that pooooooor Jen is being victimized by those mean always-wrong tabloids, they are actually right about the megacelebs more frequently than the "real" news. They did, after all, nail the breakup of Jen and Brad.
I love how there's this absurd attitude that Brad and poooooor Jen were so happy, and then evil Angelina came along and dragged Brad away from his Wun Twoo Wuv. Never mind that she refused to compromise on kids, hated his taste, and put her career first.
Remember, this was back when Jennifer was still deluding herself that her fame was due to her huge talent, not her famous hubby. They were NOT happy, and everyone knew it.
12:31, weirdly enough, I've always gotten that lesbo vibe from Jen too. She never looks comfy next to men, and she's always talking about her all-female goddess circle or whatever.
"... it must suck knowing that the only reason you were ever considered A-list has moved on and started a family with someone who is better than you in every possible way. ..."
In a nutshell.
I'm still puzzled how well *the breakup* did at the boxoffice. Cross my fingers this shall be the last *Rachel*-movie to show that the big screen is quite a few sizes to big for her potential as an actress. She should concentrate on a professional career as a lessdeserving mopey nutcase - apparently the one thing she's good at.
This story made me laugh, hard. Although, I do have to say, if my husband left me for Angelina Jolie (among other reasons, apparently) and they had that gorgeous baby girl together and I hadn't had any kids with him, seeing pics of the baby *would* really tear me the hell up.
8:57, because Vince Vaughn is a funny man, not because of Aniston. And I wouldn't bet on any more of her movies succeeding, since she won't be costarring with Vince anymores.
That's the reason all this stuff on Jen -- and I wouldn't be surprised if she had some of it leaked -- is still hanging around. She thought she would be a big-shot, the next Julia Roberts or Elizabeth Taylor, and that her fame was because of her huge talent. Well, Chestica Simperson thought that too, and now look at her.
And to be honest, I would mind less if my hubby dropped me for Angelina Jolie, considering how she looks. I'd be more upset if he dropped me for somebody like Chloe "Blowjob" Sevigny or wonky-eyed loon Bijou Phillips, than for the sexiest woman in showbiz. If you must be dropped, at least be dropped for the best.
Even if these accounts are exaggerated, when you consider that she's admitted to some slightly whackjobbish behavior in the past, it seriously wouldn't surprise me if she started boiling bunnies sometime soon.
she's on the phone every day whining to her suck-ups about all this crap. that's the extent of her "pain." the rest is made up. it's amazing anybody would believe it.
What if the majority of these stories about Jennifer being psycho desperate are just an attempt to get her name back into the press. She hasn't been in a movie for a while, the break-up was a bit of a flop and is already out on DVD...when a star, unless they're majorly A-List isn't in a movie...we don't hear about them. The only somewhat plausible angle for getting a lot of stories out about her is the whole Brangelina thing.
PR people spin and make up stories all the time for their clients.
First off, none of us really know these people. Secondly, from a Barbara Walters interview Jenn Aniston did a few years ago, when Friends was ending, she admitted she harbored some insecurities about her face, her looks. She explained her mother basically thought of her as ugly. This "pain" seemed to take up a great deal of the interview. In Hollywood, in her industry, it seems fathomable that she would be insecure or very aware about how she looks in comparison with other actresses.
Two years to really get over something like this isn't that long, especially when it is all over the glossies and she is constantly asked about it and when her ex and the woman he left her for are in the media so much. I don't think of her as a victim per say, but I do feel sorry for her. Even if her and Pitt were having problems and it was going to end, it might not have been as painful had he not dumped her for "the most beautiful woman in the world" (according to some people) and jumped right into being a family man with this woman and "having the most beautiful baby in the world".
As for her being reclusive, I don't see why this is bad. I don't get the Angelina/Jennifer camps that someone in the media constructed. If any of this is true, it's not healthy for to dwell in her remorse. I think people in the news are going to carry on with this story for at least another year. Sucks for this woman.
I don't believe she burns dolls in bonfires but she's probably on the phone or having "empowerment" lunches with her goddess-circle all the time. I don't think the stuff on her is leaked. Look, if you don't want any leaks, you dump friends who do it. I've never heard of any Reese leaks and even Brangelina controls it pretty well. I think she authorizes friends to leak stuff to the press to get more sympathy and, most importantly, tabloid covers. The Break Up did well because Vince was red-hot after the Wedding Crashers--all Jen's movies that did well were made for a male star (Stiller, Carrey, Vaughn) and she was the sidekick. I don't know where she's going to end up w/o Brad.. my guess is back on TV, that is, if she's not "too recognizeable" as the producers of 24 told her. During the years with Brad she got an inflated sense of herself and I don't think she appreciated Brad or their marriage all that much(not the "love of her life", didn't thank him after getting an award, didn't like his taste or interests, didn't want to compromise on kids). It must burn her to realize what she lost.
jennifer is a cool chick what she needs is a good fuck that gives her 4 ORGASMS and she will be fine ,she will forget about that asshole brad armpit and his skanky bitch jolie so jen just fine a dude that will bend you over spread your asscheeks and go to town deep in that poop shoot
Jen is a pothead ??? really ! it doesn't show in her face at all, she never have the morning after puffy eyes, must not be true. Ange is beautiful, Jen is beautiful, Brad is beautiful and all the kids involved are beautiful. What we need as commun mortal people is another beautiful male to create more beautiful babies with Jen so that we can spend (should really say waste) more money on gossip mags. Jen was perfect on tv, do that Jen, do tv again.
hey why blame the girls ? victim, home wrecker, voodoo, big rack ... really, if i recall correctly, Brad has been around the block a few times, he was engaged many times right ! he has pretty much always dumped one famous actress for a another famous one. Angelina is simply at the top, he made it ! he climbed the corporate "sexy, famous, A-lister" ladder and should stay put for a long time. My guess is, unless a woman more intriguing than Angelina comes along... Jen still sick over Brad ? probably, who wouldn't ? leaking stuff in the press ? burning dolls ? don't know her personaly but most woman don't do useless things like that so ...
Whatever to people who want to be assanine. Divorce and infidelity are serious topics that affect people to the very core of their being, otherwise they wouldn't pledge themselves to marriage in the first place. How rude and unevolved of people to make light of anyone's pain in such a situation! the level of ignorance never ceases to amaze one here!
Is it just me or does it really suck to get magazines in the mail with this crap constantly pasted all over the cover? Leave the woman alone. Leave the Jolie-Pitts alone.
My friend is well connected and told me Jen doesn't know about half this stuff being said about her by "friends" until the magazine calls her publicist and he has to bother the poor woman looking for a comment or asking if it is true.
"Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors?"
Yeah. THE SUCCESSFUL ONES. They're usually out of their minds. Have you heard of Jennifer Aniston being in a hit movie? NO. Any movie that Vince Vaughn is in is destined to be great, but she's so bad she managed to fuck up "The Break-up".
People do crazy things when their lives drastically change. People who are able to look at the big picture "us" find this ridiculous, but it's just her way to cope. I'm sure that one of you commenters have done something crazy when you were cheated on/divorced/lost your home/lost your family/something else that's traumatizing.
So suck it. She's not killing anyone, so it doesn't concern anyone. She can deal with her grief however she wants.
"If it hasn't happened in front of the world, it can't be true? Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors? The answer is MOST."
Sorry fanistons, but that is 110% true. Most celebrities are pretty close to certifiably insane. Jennifer Aniston is for a FACT one of those - remember all her comments during the 2004 presidential election - with her shooting her mouth off as if she thought anyone in this country would actually take political advice from a tv star whose most significant accomplishment was a haircut?
And not even a recent haircut. Jennifer, why hasn't your haircut changed at all since 1997? Still trying to cling onto and relive the famous Rachel cut??
It's as if someone asked a bunch of 8 year olds to rewrite True Lies. Homeless, Uzbekistani 8 years olds...with autism.
HA! Agreed. Jolie's performance in that "film" is appalling, too.
I like Jennifer Aniston. She seems sweet, kind of weird, but overall pretty cool. While I think the story in this post is bullshit, I wouldn't be remotely surprised to hear that Aniston is still hurting over the failure of her marriage. Whether you're happy in your relationship or not, breakups are extremely difficult. Now imagine you're her and your husband not only moved on immediately after the marriage was over (if not sooner), but he did so with the most beautiful woman on the planet. And then they had a child together! How would that make you feel?
I'd like to see Aniston back on TV in a 30 Rock-type comedy. She can be quite funny, but her range is very limited and the big screen only highlights her shortcomings as an actress.
Sorry fanistons, but that is 110% true. Most celebrities are pretty close to certifiably insane. Jennifer Aniston is for a FACT one of those - remember all her comments during the 2004 presidential election - with her shooting her mouth off as if she thought anyone in this country would actually take political advice from a tv star whose most significant accomplishment was a haircut?
And not even a recent haircut. Jennifer, why hasn't your haircut changed at all since 1997? Still trying to cling onto and relive the famous Rachel cut??
i sooo agree........ if only jen said yes to having a baby then i guess there would be no brangelina now..
Hey ! I'm number 100 ^^ How cool is that ? But i think most of this is bullshit :/ If she behaved that way i don't think she'd be at home,, more likely at some kind of a therepy place :/
i've had my middle finger (right hand) up both jen's and angie's anus(es). jen's was waaaaaay too tight, and angie's was waaaaay too stenchy. oddly enough, brad's was just right.
Someone wrote: "Look, if you don't want any leaks, you dump friends who do it. I've never heard of any Reese leaks and even Brangelina controls it pretty well. I think she authorizes friends to leak stuff to the press to get more sympathy and, most importantly, tabloid covers. "
ITA. Problem started with the VF interview when she let her friends into an interview about her marriage and break up with Brad. And I have no doubt that the rumours about her engagement to Vince were part of a PR plot gone wrong.
This is extremely hateful & evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him & will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!& what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad?Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen & Brad may have had, they would have had more chance @ resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
This is extremely hateful & evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him & will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!& what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad?Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen & Brad may have had, they would have had more chance @ resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
This is extremely hateful and evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him and will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!And what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad? Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen and Brad may have had, they would have had more chance at resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone...So sad(for her) She will never have kids. I mean she won't give birth, God forbid. She will probably adopt some Asian baby girl all by her self...she could have had a baby with Brad but she would not give up the womb.
SHE IS AS CRAZY AS A SHIT HOUSE RAT......SHE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS YEARS IN THE SHRINK CHAIR.....I NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS THAT GOOD ANYWAY, AND THIS ONLY CONFIRMS IT.......GET SOME HELP FOR GOD SAKE!!!!
SHE IS AS CRAZY AS A SHIT HOUSE RAT....SHE WILL NEED DECADES IN THE SHRINKS CHAIR FOR THIS........I NEVER REALLY RATED HER ANYWAY,AND THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT ALL......AMERICAS SWEETHEART,MORE LIKE HOW TO BE A SPOILT BITCH STARLET....LETS FACE IT SHE IS HARDLY A REAL STAR!!!!!!!!!
I boycott US WEEKLY for the sheer fact that they write BS and try to sell it to us! The LAST magazine of theirs that I purchased CLAIMED that Jen and Vince were ENGAGED to be married...Therefore, I believe NOTHING that this silly rag mag publishes!
C'mon if she would give it up and knew what to do, she wouldn't be losing all these men. Walking around looking cute,, is OK,, but you better know how to do the deed.
I think Jennifer's nor Angelina's life is no business of mine, but I have a feeling that Jolie is so well-worshipped, put on so high a pedestal, that she could demand that mortal's sacrifice their new bornbabies to her puffy lips, by the heaps, and Anti-Anistons would still point their fingers at Jen and say, "Look what she doesn't do! Doesn't even kill babies. Gee. Angie is so HAWT that she can do that." I ate a lame burrito for breakfast and it was good.
Its her own fault that Brad has left her. Oh and guys, please dont blame Angelina, if Brad wants to leave his wife its his CHOICE and not angelinas fault. Jennifer didnt want to have a family, Angelina has adopted 2 lovely kids. Jennifer just cares about her career, Angelina travels around the world and tries to help people in need.
So, dont try to change a fact: Angelina IS better in any way, so its Jennofers own fault that she is by herself by now.
alright, while i do love you guys, that is total bullshit. i read that article and it did not say anything about throwing dolls in a bonfire or collapsing at the sight of strollers.
it sounds like you quoted this from some paper (non-glossy) tabloid.
omg this is bullshit where do they evan come up with this? and if anyone beleives it u are fucking insane, the funny thing is everyone is taking side with angie or jen but really if ur pissed at anyone it should be at brad, he's the stupid fuck that cheated on jen an yea angie is a whore.
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. There is no way in hell Jen Aniston is this pathetic. Not even the homeless woman that camps out near my apartment is this pathetic...by the way doesn't Vaniston sound like some sort of STD?
I agree with four things people have said: 1. Why should anyone care THIS much about some "celebrities" we don't even know? 2. Why always "blame" the women? Either Angelina is a whore or Aniston is a psycho according to some of you, but what about Brad?? 3. Angelina Jolie does good humanitarian work and clearly loves her children, but no she is not a saint, so don't worship her. 4. IF Jen hasn't moved on who are we to judge her? Most women know what it's like to go through a difficult breakup where for some reason it was hard to move on, and we didn't have magazines taking about it daily!
And whoever made that comment about Mr. & Mrs. Smith is an IDIOT. Why the need to insult Uzbeki children??
I am not a fan of Jennifer Aniston, and I hate Angelina Jolie. Well, I dont think they need to ridicule Jen even more coz she's always been the victim here. I can never forgive a guy who cheats and a woman who steals another woman's husband. If Angelina really wants to be good, she should start within her...period!
I am absolutely convinced that JA wears a lace front wig, like beyonce. I read this somewhere and Ive examined pictured of her hairline and she is definitely wearing a wig. I am hairdresser that fits lace front wigs by the way!
I only loosely follow the Jen/Brad/Ang thing, but I have this to say: having been the victim of a cheating husband and a homewrecking beauty queen, I think that Jen has a right to go crazy for a while. Let her go down to that really dark place & be miserable for a few years. Then she can climb back out & be happy in the light again. Everyone mourns & heals differently - who are we to judge?
I thought I'd add to the few,err several,comments. I don't believe the story about Jennifer Aniston. I do think that someone in her camp,PR people or whoever, leaks stories about her to get more sympathy for the client. Any news story is good as long as it keeps the client in the headlines (even Mel Gibson seemed to survive the news about him). Even Britney Spears and her privates have gotten her in the papers..and ready to launch a new cd.
I just wish her camp would think about how they use the media. I'd like for Jen to take her ex-husband's celebrity and get the photographers to pay attention to various humanitarian issues. If people are going to follow you around and write about you, manipulate it in a positive way.
I don't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston. All the "poor Jen" stuff makes me cringe. Yeah.. poor Jen who can date anyone, lives in a mansion,and has tons of money should arouse sympathy. Feel sorry for all the people who lost their jobs due to outsourcing and can't feed their families, not Miss Aniston.
Hey ok guys i'm a jen fan not gonna hide it so this gets to me a little but i also like angelina shes pretty and a good actress! BUt just one question if most of you guys think Jen is " crazy" then why the hell are yOu taking time to write crappy little comments about it? This just gives Jen extra publicity, ok for sure the the best publicity but thats what we are all doing here!! I think we should just leave this " triangle" alone now its been 2 yrs!
All Jennifer Aniston needs to do is have a good assfucking on camera and send it out over the net. She'll make millions of dollars and be even more famous then she is now.
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That's funny as hell. Poor Rachel.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
I don't know; I'm kind of over Angelina. It's really kind of passive aggressive to keep telling the media she'd like to have a sit-down with Jen. To talk about what? No one would want to meet with the woman who stole her husband, either, and Angelina knows it. She's just trying to look good.
Plus -- the odds of this stuff about Aniston being true is pretty damn slim. It sounds all made up.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
WTF?
Throwing baby dolls in a bonfire????
That trumps the blood in a vial necklace. The Aniston psycho fans can shut up now.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Seriously, like her friends are telling those horrible things to US WEEKLY, trashy mag. Riiight. All of that sounds made up. People just wont leave her alone, Im sure she will be compared to Brangelina for her entire life. Poor girl.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
"Plus -- the odds of this stuff about Aniston being true is pretty damn slim. It sounds all made up."
Unlike a lot of other rags, US Weekly triple checks facts and has reliable sources. Sorry, your beloved Jennifer is nuts.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
As hilarious as it sounds, there is no way she is this crazy. If that were true, we'd have some sort of public breakdown by now.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
"US Weekly triple checks facts and has reliable sources"
LMAO, hilarious. Whooo, that was a funny one. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
^ Your logic is fucked. If it hasn't happened in front of the world, it can't be true? Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors? The answer is MOST.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
Nobody considers US a reliable source, get a grip dude. Im so sick of hearing about all three of these people, the tabloids need some new material stat.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
US Weekly is more reliable than most celeb weekly mags. Get over it.
If this were about Angelina, then you Aniston fans would be all over this story. Shut up. All you psycho fans on both "teams" should kill yourselves.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
FYI - As usual on an Aniston/Pitt/Jolie story, if your IP address is logged repeatedly and you're suspected of trolling and inciting, your comments will not be approved.
By moderator, on 12:14 PM
Aniston's friends seem like a close knit, loyal group and I'd be surprised if any of them would spill on her - this just doesn't ring true.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
A good friend of mine worked closely with Jennifer and Brad when they were in town and Brad was filming a movie here. This was a long time before he worked with Angelina. My friend told me some stories about these people. Brad and Jennifer were miserable together even back then. Jennifer is really weird and miserable and all she does is drink coffee and chain smoke cigarrettes all day. She hates going out in public. Hates it. Brad was quite the opposite.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
This is bullshit. Why don't they claim she has secretly collected Brads hair in a hairbrush he left behind and made a voodoo doll out of it, standing in her backyard, naked of course, dancing under the moonlight burning pictures of Angelina with the Brad doll clutched between her teeth?
Look, now that I wrote that, US Weekly can publish it, claiming a vague "source."
By hopped up on hydroxycut, on 12:22 PM
^ Okay, if you don't like the story, then it's bullshit. I'll remember that next time US publishes a less than flattering story about Angelina and you "Team Aniston" psychos cheer them on for publishing it.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Whoa....Obsess much Jennifer? Who knows if this story is true or not, but if it is, it sounds like Jen needs to look into getting some new compadres pronto because with friends like these- who needs enemies?
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Jennifer Aniston needs to come out of the closet. It's so obvious that she and Cox-Arquette are MFEO.
Forget teams Aniston, Vaughastin, Jolie, Jolie-Pitt-Thornton-Voight-Miller whatev.
Let's vote: Team "I'm Here. I'm Queer. Get used to it!"
This goes for Aiken, Valderama, and Travolta, too.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
This probably wasn't a "friend" but more like one of the people who works for/with her. These people have tons of people around them all the time. Assistants, housekeepers, decorators, managers, assistant managers, publicists, assistants of publicists, all these people's secretaries, etc.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Oh, yeah. And Joey from Blossom. He's gay too.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
" moderator said...
FYI - As usual on an Aniston/Pitt/Jolie story, if your IP address is logged repeatedly and you're suspected of trolling and inciting, your comments will not be approved."
Thank God. I don't think I can take reading another one of these "Brangelina" threads.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Didn't good ol' Jennifer have her chance? I mean she did sleep with the man for several years. I wouldn't be so dismissive of tabloids. They do have journalists who have worked in mainstream media and crossed over to the dark side. Plus, with sue happy lawyers and celebrities, they have to be somewhat careful of what they print.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
This is so not true, i know for a fact because we are good friends. When are people gonna leave her alone.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Ew. Burnt plastic smells gross. I hope they're cloth babydolls.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
I'm not Team Aniston or Team Jolie, I think both teams are insane. I think worshipping a person that you have never met and likely will never meet should strictly be left to the 13 and below crowd, and it's frightening that people 13 and up indulge in it.
And this story is far from "less than flattering." It paints her as a complete psychopath, and it's bullshit.
The media just perpetuates this lame rivalry myth and seriously? Burning baby dolls? That's the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
Although I do think it was pretty cunty of Angelina to talk about a sit down with Aniston. All it did was put Aniston firmly back in the "victim" role in the media right when everything had pretty much died down. I'm sure that was one of her motivations.
By hopped up on hydroxycut, on 12:39 PM
"This is so not true, i know for a fact because we are good friends."
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Watching your "Friends" DVD collection doesn't make you "real" friends with her. Silly crazy person.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Yeah, it's really hard to believe a rich, famous actor is a nutcase.
No, it isn't. Most of them are. I've lived and worked in Hollywood for longer than I care to remember and I promise you this entire entertainment industry should be cut off from the world and put in a padded cell.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
ANON 12:37 PM
Would you please alert Jennifer that I'm still here, still waiting, and still willing to forgive her for the restraining order...? Thank you in advance!
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Jennifer Aniston = OWNED. Hahaha
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
yes I am in Hollywood as well in the "industry" and they are all shades of crazy for sure.no concept of reality.I have heard thru people that know her that she is a chain smoking stoner that is very reclusive,I am no fan of either party but burning babies in Malibu,has anyone BEEN to Malibu????trust me you just do not make bonfires in the back yard of dolls,not without incurring a police report.At least they could have made up something a little more believable,i liked the vodoo doll,or say she is stalking them
By t-dog, on 12:56 PM
This is the most obviously fictitious article I've ever read. US Weekly is about as reliable as the Iraqi Minister of Truthiness, and that story is crap even by Weekly World News standards. Let's not forget that this is the same magazine that wrote "Jessica and Nick are *soooo* happy!" articles every week until their sweetheart deal with Joe Simpson got screwed up. The very next issue was all "ZOMG IT'S OVER FOR JESS AND NICK!" US should be renamed "Lies Written By Hacks and Publicists Weekly."
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
It's pretty well known in the industry that Aniston is a stoned recluse. Total weirdo, but not unlike most of the rest of them. She's like Marlon Brando except without all the good acting.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
anon 12:56, thank you. that was the point i was trying to make earlier (anon, 12:00). if she were throwing dolls into a fire or clutching her stomach every time she sees a stroller, we'd have pictures of it. we have pictures of her topless for crying out loud.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
The paps don't follow Aniston around much anymore, so it's possible she does this without it getting caught on camera. Most pics of her are at red carpet events. She doesn't leave the house much and it's a waste of time and money for the stalkerazzi to stalk her. They make more money chasing Angelina, Britney, Lohan, etc. around.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
I find all that stupidity hard to believe. If she's suffering so badly how come she looks awesome in those pictures?
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
Make up artists and stylists can make anyone look hot on the red carpet, even corpses.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Angelina Jolie WAS ASKED by the interviewer if she would ever have a sit down with Aniston. She didn't just bring it up during the interview, tards. At least she didn't go with the standard "No comment" or answer with a childish "No, I'll never ever talk to her."
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
This is what was in Vogue :
Question - Do you imagine that happening at some point?
Answer by Angelina - “That would be her decision, and I would welcome it.
It Jennifer is upset because Angelina gave that answer than she is a mental case.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
This is what was asked about Jennifer and then you see Angelina's answer.
Question - Do you imagine that happening at some point?
Answer - “That would be her decision, and I would welcome it.
If Jennifer reacts to this one sentence than she is a metal case.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
"It Jennifer is upset because Angelina gave that answer than she is a mental case."
"If Jennifer reacts to this one sentence than she is a metal"
Is English your second language? What the fuck are you trying to say?
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
i no believe
however
also i no care
media just trying to wring last bit of juice from this dead and over story
aniston don't give no sh** because she is a happy pothead
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
That's is so freaking hilarious!!!!!! I don't believe a word of it, but made me laugh just the same....I never liked her, even back in the day. She always seemed like she thought her shit didn't stink. I think she had all this coming to her (losing her husband, etc). Very funny.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
if i'm jennifer, and this is not true, i'd have my lawyer sue this magazine for big money.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Not a fan but I hope for her sake this story is not true. US Weekly is not holding back, the wanna destroy her for making them look stupid and I have to say they are doing an amazing job. Who wants to hire a nutcase? If she had talent they will call her eccentric but a talentless, 40yrs old woman burning babydolls is just plain crazy. Didn't she burn her wedding dress too? Very sad.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
It didn't say this in the US story...it was some other blog's sarcastic comments on the story that are being picked up here. Please, people.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
I don't believe a word of this, cluthcing her stomach at the sight of a stroller? Burning baby dolls? Give me a break, I don't think Jennifer is as bad off as some people like to think..I believe she is doing just fine...
By jannre, on 2:34 PM
Isn't US Weekly the same mag that screamed "It's a Girl for Brit!" or something stupid like that. I'm so sick of seeing JA on every magazine cover. She doesn't do anything interesting, her movies are boring and she isn't that great to look at. Move on!!
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
^ No, that was Star magazine.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
her "close friends" said all this...uh huh. i know for sure if my very close friend was acting this way (if it's true) the last thing i would do is spill it to a weekly tabloid. i'm not team aniston or team jolie, and i certainly believe that hollywood as a whole is completely insane, but c'mon with this story.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
And yes, us weekly is clearly just trying to squeez the final last cent out of the love triangle before people blatantly ask them to stop writing about them.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
I think US is trying to coax Aniston into setting up this "meeting" with Angelina that so many people hope will happen, but will never happen.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
are you sure this story wasn't in weekly world news? because it sounds about as legitimate as the nonsense they run.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
I'm on the Jolie as Single team. She is just as cool with or without Brad. Her interview with Vogue has her basically saying she is innocent in the cause of Brad's and Jen's split. Ya, right.
By Kristi, on 3:56 PM
Guys, this story was completely made up by someone on ONTD. They took it down after a malestorm and said it was a joke. What's hilarious is that the tabs picked up and ran with it.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
I'd take jen over angie any day. Jen is classy, quirky, beautiful, etc. Angie is just a controlling witch with some sort of weird powers that control men (probably that spectacular rack). Angie is the kind of woman you want to toss a hump into. Jen is the kind of woman you want to marry. Brad will either get dumped or kill angie within two years. Man what i would give for a hot, reclusive chick who wanted to stay home all the time and hang out. All the broads i date always want to go out all the time. Jen, call me....I make a lot less money than you but i do allright and i am hung well.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
if jen wasn't so shallow to marry "the hottest man alive," she wouldn't be dealing with all this. it's her own damn fault.
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
Coffee, cigarette and pot breath. Yum. How nice it would be to kiss her and then throw up.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
to the people saying it's fake -
1. these celeb mags are in a way more trustworthy than normal national news. did you know more than 20,000 u.s. troops have been wounded in iraq? what, the news didn't tell you that?
2. didn't jen already admit to burning wedding things in a bonfire? and she OBVIOUSLY can't get over brad. this story may be true or not, but it's certainly not far-fetched at all.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
Come on! This was NOT in US weekly, I read the article in US Weekly, I have that same magazine. This stuff is taken all from a satrical website that is in no way factual and isn't supposed to be - because its a joke website. You guys should know better than to post this as fact.
What the US article said is that yes she gets bugged by the Shiloh pictures and wants to find a stable relationship so she can have her own kids. At the same time she feels Angie "can have" Brad and is over him but was dissppointed by the Vince thing not working out.
Reclusive? She is by all accoutns warm and outgoing and has a large group of longtime friends.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Defamer isn't a "joke" website. They try (and fail) to be funny, but they don't publish stories like these without a footnote letting you know the story was only a joke.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
I don't care if the story is fake or not. Jennifer Aniston is still pathetic and chased off every man in her life because she does the same thing in every relationship; starts out pretending she's a fun loving, happy girl until she gets them to commit and then goes back to being her boring, never satisfied, depressed self. Maybe she'd be better off alone, chain smoking, masturbating and living in Courteney Cox's guest room for the rest of her life.
I done't give a shit about "Brangelina". I liked Angelina before Brad and before the kids. Oh well.
By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM
i know this is gonna sound evil, but as soon as i read the line: "she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb..." i began to involuntarily cackle >:}
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Defamer didn't create this article they may have posted it but they didn't create it -a satiric web site was making a joke.
None of this stuff was in the US article anyway so nobody reputable would have reported it as such. I have the US magazine, I get it as a subscription and this stuff IS NOT in the article anyway so it is all fake.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Jennifer's Malibu house is on a public beach. If she was throwing baby dolls into a bonfire, believe me, somebody would've seen it.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Brad and Jennifer were miserable together even back then. Jennifer is really weird and miserable and all she does is drink coffee and chain smoke cigarrettes all day. She hates going out in public. Hates it. Brad was quite the opposite.
______________________________________
BAM...there it is!
Remember when Jen came limping into some award show and then forgot to thank Brad?
She looked pissed and rumor was they were on the rocks.
She would say in interviews that they didn't have the same taste in home decor and that they would fight about it because Jen didn't like his 'cold' taste.
Angelina is better for him.
Period.
But I'm not buying the gut-clentching, baby-burning crap.
By Anonymous, on 6:11 PM
if this stupid, useless shit generates 64 (so far) comments, i now totally see how the nazi propaganda machine was able to sway the opinions of millions of people. scary.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
US Weekly is one step up from National Enquirer. Sounds fake as hell.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
wow that's some seriously made-up shit. no way a single word is true. jen anis is an emotionless robot who doesn't care about anybody except herself. but, she does have a proto-penis, so a night with her might be interesting if you're really really high.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
If she's burning dolls on the beach, it's not exactly "friends" who would see it, huh? More like passersby.
I don't buy the gut-grabbing stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was all psycho about this in a less ostentatious manner. She burned her wedding things in a bonfire, so why not baby dolls?
And before anyone claims that pooooooor Jen is being victimized by those mean always-wrong tabloids, they are actually right about the megacelebs more frequently than the "real" news. They did, after all, nail the breakup of Jen and Brad.
I love how there's this absurd attitude that Brad and poooooor Jen were so happy, and then evil Angelina came along and dragged Brad away from his Wun Twoo Wuv. Never mind that she refused to compromise on kids, hated his taste, and put her career first.
Remember, this was back when Jennifer was still deluding herself that her fame was due to her huge talent, not her famous hubby. They were NOT happy, and everyone knew it.
12:31, weirdly enough, I've always gotten that lesbo vibe from Jen too. She never looks comfy next to men, and she's always talking about her all-female goddess circle or whatever.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."
Anyone who can even sit through that train wreck of a movie, one time, should seek immediate help.
It's as if someone asked a bunch of 8 year olds to rewrite True Lies. Homeless, Uzbekistani 8 years olds...with autism.
By phuker, on 8:30 PM
"... it must suck knowing that the only reason you were ever considered A-list has moved on and started a family with someone who is better than you in every possible way. ..."
In a nutshell.
I'm still puzzled how well *the breakup* did at the boxoffice. Cross my fingers this shall be the last *Rachel*-movie to show that the big screen is quite a few sizes to big for her potential as an actress. She should concentrate on a professional career as a lessdeserving mopey nutcase - apparently the one thing she's good at.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
This story made me laugh, hard. Although, I do have to say, if my husband left me for Angelina Jolie (among other reasons, apparently) and they had that gorgeous baby girl together and I hadn't had any kids with him, seeing pics of the baby *would* really tear me the hell up.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
i think this is a joke...it's too ridiculous! either that or somebody out there thinks we're stupid enough to believe this shit.
By i ate a smurf, on 9:41 PM
I highly doubt those were her friends. Poor Jen is probably heart broken but I doubt she's borderline cookoo.
By Angela, on 9:45 PM
Oh please, I don't buy it for one minute.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
8:57, because Vince Vaughn is a funny man, not because of Aniston. And I wouldn't bet on any more of her movies succeeding, since she won't be costarring with Vince anymores.
That's the reason all this stuff on Jen -- and I wouldn't be surprised if she had some of it leaked -- is still hanging around. She thought she would be a big-shot, the next Julia Roberts or Elizabeth Taylor, and that her fame was because of her huge talent. Well, Chestica Simperson thought that too, and now look at her.
And to be honest, I would mind less if my hubby dropped me for Angelina Jolie, considering how she looks. I'd be more upset if he dropped me for somebody like Chloe "Blowjob" Sevigny or wonky-eyed loon Bijou Phillips, than for the sexiest woman in showbiz. If you must be dropped, at least be dropped for the best.
Even if these accounts are exaggerated, when you consider that she's admitted to some slightly whackjobbish behavior in the past, it seriously wouldn't surprise me if she started boiling bunnies sometime soon.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
she's on the phone every day whining to her suck-ups about all this crap. that's the extent of her "pain." the rest is made up. it's amazing anybody would believe it.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
Here's a theory:
What if the majority of these stories about Jennifer being psycho desperate are just an attempt to get her name back into the press. She hasn't been in a movie for a while, the break-up was a bit of a flop and is already out on DVD...when a star, unless they're majorly A-List isn't in a movie...we don't hear about them. The only somewhat plausible angle for getting a lot of stories out about her is the whole Brangelina thing.
PR people spin and make up stories all the time for their clients.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
First off, none of us really know these people. Secondly, from a Barbara Walters interview Jenn Aniston did a few years ago, when Friends was ending, she admitted she harbored some insecurities about her face, her looks. She explained her mother basically thought of her as ugly. This "pain" seemed to take up a great deal of the interview. In Hollywood, in her industry, it seems fathomable that she would be insecure or very aware about how she looks in comparison with other actresses.
Two years to really get over something like this isn't that long, especially when it is all over the glossies and she is constantly asked about it and when her ex and the woman he left her for are in the media so much. I don't think of her as a victim per say, but I do feel sorry for her. Even if her and Pitt were having problems and it was going to end, it might not have been as painful had he not dumped her for "the most beautiful woman in the world" (according to some people) and jumped right into being a family man with this woman and "having the most beautiful baby in the world".
As for her being reclusive, I don't see why this is bad. I don't get the Angelina/Jennifer camps that someone in the media constructed. If any of this is true, it's not healthy for to dwell in her remorse. I think people in the news are going to carry on with this story for at least another year. Sucks for this woman.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
I don't believe she burns dolls in bonfires but she's probably on the phone or having "empowerment" lunches with her goddess-circle all the time. I don't think the stuff on her is leaked. Look, if you don't want any leaks, you dump friends who do it. I've never heard of any Reese leaks and even Brangelina controls it pretty well. I think she authorizes friends to leak stuff to the press to get more sympathy and, most importantly, tabloid covers. The Break Up did well because Vince was red-hot after the Wedding Crashers--all Jen's movies that did well were made for a male star (Stiller, Carrey, Vaughn) and she was the sidekick. I don't know where she's going to end up w/o Brad.. my guess is back on TV, that is, if she's not "too recognizeable" as the producers of 24 told her. During the years with Brad she got an inflated sense of herself and I don't think she appreciated Brad or their marriage all that much(not the "love of her life", didn't thank him after getting an award, didn't like his taste or interests, didn't want to compromise on kids). It must burn her to realize what she lost.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 PM
@10:00 PM
"... the break-up was a bit of a flop ..."
I beg your pardon?!
Look at the boxoffice results: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452594/business
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
jennifer is a cool chick what she needs is a good fuck that gives her 4 ORGASMS and she will be fine ,she will forget about that asshole brad armpit and his skanky bitch jolie so jen just fine a dude that will bend you over spread your asscheeks and go to town deep in that poop shoot
By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM
Phhtt. They are insane for writing this crap..
By Anonymous, on 1:51 AM
Uh, someone needs to get a life.
On second thought, nah, better they just sit there and rot.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
Jen is a pothead ??? really ! it doesn't show in her face at all, she never have the morning after puffy eyes, must not be true. Ange is beautiful, Jen is beautiful, Brad is beautiful and all the kids involved are beautiful. What we need as commun mortal people is another beautiful male to create more beautiful babies with Jen so that we can spend (should really say waste) more money on gossip mags. Jen was perfect on tv, do that Jen, do tv again.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 AM
hey why blame the girls ? victim, home wrecker, voodoo, big rack ... really, if i recall correctly, Brad has been around the block a few times, he was engaged many times right ! he has pretty much always dumped one famous actress for a another famous one. Angelina is simply at the top, he made it ! he climbed the corporate "sexy, famous, A-lister" ladder and should stay put for a long time. My guess is, unless a woman more intriguing than Angelina comes along... Jen still sick over Brad ? probably, who wouldn't ? leaking stuff in the press ? burning dolls ? don't know her personaly but most woman don't do useless things like that so ...
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Whatever to people who want to be assanine. Divorce and infidelity are serious topics that affect people to the very core of their being, otherwise they wouldn't pledge themselves to marriage in the first place. How rude and unevolved of people to make light of anyone's pain in such a situation! the level of ignorance never ceases to amaze one here!
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
Is it just me or does it really suck to get magazines in the mail with this crap constantly pasted all over the cover?
Leave the woman alone.
Leave the Jolie-Pitts alone.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
I still think she's much hotter than Angelina.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
My friend is well connected and told me Jen doesn't know about half this stuff being said about her by "friends" until the magazine calls her publicist and he has to bother the poor woman looking for a comment or asking if it is true.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
"Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors?"
Yeah. THE SUCCESSFUL ONES. They're usually out of their minds. Have you heard of Jennifer Aniston being in a hit movie? NO.
Any movie that Vince Vaughn is in is destined to be great, but she's so bad she managed to fuck up "The Break-up".
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
People do crazy things when their lives drastically change. People who are able to look at the big picture "us" find this ridiculous, but it's just her way to cope. I'm sure that one of you commenters have done something crazy when you were cheated on/divorced/lost your home/lost your family/something else that's traumatizing.
So suck it. She's not killing anyone, so it doesn't concern anyone. She can deal with her grief however she wants.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
10:06
Oh we'll see if she's (their kid) the most beautiful person in the world. We'll see....hah
How can people even know who the most beautiful people in the world are? Have they seen everyone? Pfft, that's quite the assumption.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
HAHAHAHA, this is hilarious. Jennifer Aniston is such a reject.
By Paris Hilton, on 6:13 PM
"If it hasn't happened in front of the world, it can't be true? Do you know how many famous celebs are angels in front of cameras and batshit insane behind closed doors? The answer is MOST."
Sorry fanistons, but that is 110% true. Most celebrities are pretty close to certifiably insane. Jennifer Aniston is for a FACT one of those - remember all her comments during the 2004 presidential election - with her shooting her mouth off as if she thought anyone in this country would actually take political advice from a tv star whose most significant accomplishment was a haircut?
And not even a recent haircut. Jennifer, why hasn't your haircut changed at all since 1997? Still trying to cling onto and relive the famous Rachel cut??
By Paris Hilton, on 6:18 PM
I really don't care what kind of whack job she is ...as long as I have a face Jen has a place to park that greek fur burger. She's HAWT!
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
Which friend was it that leaked the info? I bet it was Chandler; he is always so witty. Or maybe Ross is getting back at her?
By Anonymous, on 1:20 AM
It's as if someone asked a bunch of 8 year olds to rewrite True Lies. Homeless, Uzbekistani 8 years olds...with autism.
HA! Agreed. Jolie's performance in that "film" is appalling, too.
I like Jennifer Aniston. She seems sweet, kind of weird, but overall pretty cool. While I think the story in this post is bullshit, I wouldn't be remotely surprised to hear that Aniston is still hurting over the failure of her marriage. Whether you're happy in your relationship or not, breakups are extremely difficult. Now imagine you're her and your husband not only moved on immediately after the marriage was over (if not sooner), but he did so with the most beautiful woman on the planet. And then they had a child together! How would that make you feel?
I'd like to see Aniston back on TV in a 30 Rock-type comedy. She can be quite funny, but her range is very limited and the big screen only highlights her shortcomings as an actress.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Come on... how can you believe this crap?
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
Sorry fanistons, but that is 110% true. Most celebrities are pretty close to certifiably insane. Jennifer Aniston is for a FACT one of those - remember all her comments during the 2004 presidential election - with her shooting her mouth off as if she thought anyone in this country would actually take political advice from a tv star whose most significant accomplishment was a haircut?
And not even a recent haircut. Jennifer, why hasn't your haircut changed at all since 1997? Still trying to cling onto and relive the famous Rachel cut??
i sooo agree........ if only jen said yes to having a baby then i guess there would be no brangelina now..
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
Hey ! I'm number 100 ^^ How cool is that ?
But i think most of this is bullshit :/
If she behaved that way i don't think she'd be at home,, more likely at some kind of a therepy place :/
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
i've had my middle finger (right hand) up both jen's and angie's anus(es). jen's was waaaaaay too tight, and angie's was waaaaay too stenchy. oddly enough, brad's was just right.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Someone wrote: "Look, if you don't want any leaks, you dump friends who do it. I've never heard of any Reese leaks and even Brangelina controls it pretty well. I think she authorizes friends to leak stuff to the press to get more sympathy and, most importantly, tabloid covers. "
ITA. Problem started with the VF interview when she let her friends into an interview about her marriage and break up with Brad. And I have no doubt that the rumours about her engagement to Vince were part of a PR plot gone wrong.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 AM
This is extremely hateful & evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him & will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!& what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad?Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen & Brad may have had, they would have had more chance @ resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
This is extremely hateful & evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him & will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!& what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad?Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen & Brad may have had, they would have had more chance @ resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
This is extremely hateful and evil. They'll say & do anything to sell their magazines.
Jen has been through a lot. Brad may have left her for Jolie, but he most definitely settled for less.
As for Jolie, who cares what she has to say after 2 years of silence. Who is she trying to fool? She has Brad, she's manipulated him and will continue to do so till he sees the real her. She got pregnant with his baby to keep him. That's the 1 way she knows will work!And what's the big deal with her adopting kids? Other actors have done it!
Jen will find love, she needs time to heal then move on. Jolie should just let it go, why the sit-down- talk? She apparently wants to torture Jen too. Isn't it enough she wrecked her marriage to Brad? Am positive that without the Jolie factor, whatever issues Jen and Brad may have had, they would have had more chance at resolving them. After all, no marriage/ relationship is perfect!
More power to Jen. With time, she'll find love again.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone...So sad(for her)
She will never have kids. I mean she won't give birth, God forbid. She will probably adopt some Asian baby girl all by her self...she could have had a baby with Brad but she would not give up the womb.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
SHE IS AS CRAZY AS A SHIT HOUSE RAT......SHE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS YEARS IN THE SHRINK CHAIR.....I NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS THAT GOOD ANYWAY, AND THIS ONLY CONFIRMS IT.......GET SOME HELP FOR GOD SAKE!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
SHE IS AS CRAZY AS A SHIT HOUSE RAT....SHE WILL NEED DECADES IN THE SHRINKS CHAIR FOR THIS........I NEVER REALLY RATED HER ANYWAY,AND THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT ALL......AMERICAS SWEETHEART,MORE LIKE HOW TO BE A SPOILT BITCH STARLET....LETS FACE IT SHE IS HARDLY A REAL STAR!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
I boycott US WEEKLY for the sheer fact that they write BS and try to sell it to us! The LAST magazine of theirs that I purchased CLAIMED that Jen and Vince were ENGAGED to be married...Therefore, I believe NOTHING that this silly rag mag publishes!
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
C'mon if she would give it up and knew what to do, she wouldn't be losing all these men. Walking around looking cute,, is OK,, but you better know how to do the deed.
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
I bet she has never had the baloney pony past those pearly whites.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
I think Jennifer's nor Angelina's life is no business of mine, but I have a feeling that Jolie is so well-worshipped, put on so high a pedestal, that she could demand that mortal's sacrifice their new bornbabies to her puffy lips, by the heaps, and Anti-Anistons would still point their fingers at Jen and say, "Look what she doesn't do! Doesn't even kill babies. Gee. Angie is so HAWT that she can do that." I ate a lame burrito for breakfast and it was good.
By Charisma, on 11:05 PM
Oh please. You don't have to be a Faniston to see that this "story" is complete crap. US is totally beating a dead horse here.
I'm coming back around to feeling sympathy for Aniston. Can't the media just move on and ridicule people who sincerely deserve it?
-Snoopy
By Anonymous, on 3:08 AM
Its her own fault that Brad has left her. Oh and guys, please dont blame Angelina, if Brad wants to leave his wife its his CHOICE and not angelinas fault. Jennifer didnt want to have a family, Angelina has adopted 2 lovely kids. Jennifer just cares about her career, Angelina travels around the world and tries to help people in need.
So, dont try to change a fact: Angelina IS better in any way, so its Jennofers own fault that she is by herself by now.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
alright, while i do love you guys, that is total bullshit. i read that article and it did not say anything about throwing dolls in a bonfire or collapsing at the sight of strollers.
it sounds like you quoted this from some paper (non-glossy) tabloid.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
omg this is bullshit where do they evan come up with this? and if anyone beleives it u are fucking insane, the funny thing is everyone is taking side with angie or jen but really if ur pissed at anyone it should be at brad, he's the stupid fuck that cheated on jen an yea angie is a whore.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. There is no way in hell Jen Aniston is this pathetic. Not even the homeless woman that camps out near my apartment is this pathetic...by the way doesn't Vaniston sound like some sort of STD?
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
I agree with four things people have said:
1. Why should anyone care THIS much about some "celebrities" we don't even know?
2. Why always "blame" the women? Either Angelina is a whore or Aniston is a psycho according to some of you, but what about Brad??
3. Angelina Jolie does good humanitarian work and clearly loves her children, but no she is not a saint, so don't worship her.
4. IF Jen hasn't moved on who are we to judge her? Most women know what it's like to go through a difficult breakup where for some reason it was hard to move on, and we didn't have magazines taking about it daily!
And whoever made that comment about Mr. & Mrs. Smith is an IDIOT. Why the need to insult Uzbeki children??
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
It's amazing how many of you point your fingers and judge people that you don't have a chance in hell of meeting. I assume your lives are perfect?
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
I am not a fan of Jennifer Aniston, and I hate Angelina Jolie. Well, I dont think they need to ridicule Jen even more coz she's always been the victim here. I can never forgive a guy who cheats and a woman who steals another woman's husband. If Angelina really wants to be good, she should start within her...period!
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
This is utterly ridiculous.... do any of you know Jennifer Aniston personally? I did not think so.
How would you like to have your entire life (deserved or not) blow up in front of the entire world.
Most of the comments here are truely pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
I am absolutely convinced that JA wears a lace front wig, like beyonce. I read this somewhere and Ive examined pictured of her hairline and she is definitely wearing a wig. I am hairdresser that fits lace front wigs by the way!
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
I only loosely follow the Jen/Brad/Ang thing, but I have this to say: having been the victim of a cheating husband and a homewrecking beauty queen, I think that Jen has a right to go crazy for a while. Let her go down to that really dark place & be miserable for a few years. Then she can climb back out & be happy in the light again. Everyone mourns & heals differently - who are we to judge?
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
I thought I'd add to the few,err several,comments. I don't believe the story about Jennifer Aniston. I do think that someone in her camp,PR people or whoever, leaks stories about her to get more sympathy for the client. Any news story is good as long as it keeps the client in the headlines (even Mel Gibson seemed to survive the news about him). Even Britney Spears and her privates have gotten her in the papers..and ready to launch a new cd.
I just wish her camp would think about how they use the media. I'd like for Jen to take her ex-husband's celebrity and get the photographers to pay attention to various humanitarian issues. If people are going to follow you around and write about you, manipulate it in a positive way.
I don't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston. All the "poor Jen" stuff makes me cringe. Yeah.. poor Jen who can date anyone, lives in a mansion,and has tons of money should arouse sympathy. Feel sorry for all the people who lost their jobs due to outsourcing and can't feed their families, not Miss Aniston.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM
Omg, I'm totally blown away how much people think about out people's lives and what they do....People get your own lives.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
Hey ok guys i'm a jen fan not gonna hide it so this gets to me a little but i also like angelina shes pretty and a good actress!
BUt just one question if most of you guys think Jen is " crazy" then why the hell are yOu taking time to write crappy little comments about it? This just gives Jen extra publicity, ok for sure the the best publicity but thats what we are all doing here!!
I think we should just leave this " triangle" alone now its been 2 yrs!
By Anonymous, on 3:49 AM
All Jennifer Aniston needs to do is have a good assfucking on camera and send it out over the net. She'll make millions of dollars and be even more famous then she is now.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
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