Here's hoping the show's producers have some sort of backbone and don't edit the performance per her request.
She's made her bed, let her fuckin' lie in it. Geez
As annoying as it is to see these talentless Simpson fucks fall flat on their faces, I find it far more annoying how showbiz execs pander to and excuse their fuck-ups.
God, these retards who say, "FIRST" and "SECOND" are so fuckin' dumb... Who cares?? At least write something funny - and make sure you're really FIRST or SECOND or you just look like the dumbasses you are.
Is anyone else wondering if someone had to remind her that she screwed up on camera?
Papa Joe: Uh, Jess? The people from the Kennedy Centre taping called and asked you if you wanted to keep that second version of 9 to 5 in there or take it out. It's your call.
Jessica: Huh? What? What Kennedy Centre taping?
Papa Joe: You remember, honey...the Dolly Parton tribute? You know, where you forgot the words? And they let you tape it again?
Jessica: Psssh! What are you talking about? I never did any Dolly Parton show!
Papa Joe: (Big Sigh) Try to remember, sweetie. Do you remember that nice girl, Reese? Do you remember her?
Jessica: Who? Oh...HER. What a bitch.
Papa Joe: Good! So do you remember what I'm talking about now?
Jessica: Burp. Huh? Burp. Wha?
Papa Joe: Never mind sweetie. I'll be back later to tuck it in. I mean you in. Tuck you in. Yeah....that's what I meant.
ahh, so satisfying. this girl acted like she was the shit just a few years ago, all giggles and boobs and 'omg i never expected things to get this great! i'm stupid, tee hee. love me'.
and now she's o-v-e-r, but can't admit it. it's sad. she needs to just cut her losses (and there's so many of them) and go back to high school.
I guess karma is a bitch, isn't Papa Joe? You were clearly very influential on the breakup of Nick and Jess, and now Nick has a solid relationship, and while his career isn't exactly Justin Timberlake status, nontheless he's still fairly popular, and seems to be doing ok. On the other hand, the past year has been just a steady downfall for poor little Jess, and it will continue to go downhill. Ha ha!
How in the world does this woman keep ending up on lists of the sexiest females. Seriously - her big breasts must be blinding people because that's the only thing even remotely "sexy" about this fug retard.
Her hair is awful, she dresses poorly, and she has the man/tranny face down pat. There is absolutely 0% sexiness in her.
HA! Vigilante, were I not already married, you would so have a stalker right now. You captured good ol' Jess PERFECTLY. 'Least how I'd imagine her. Though the burps might be a wee bit more frequent.
========Here's hoping the show's producers have some sort of backbone and don't edit the performance per her request. She's made her bed, let her fuckin' lie in it. Geez======
Amen, JoeJoe, you said it all.
Where did IDLTW come up with that satanic first pic of her? It looks like she is about to sprout horns and devour a sacrificial chicken...
Actually, a demonic contract would explain this woman's apparent success and stature...., but beware Jessica-sweetie....you know Beezulbub......He always has a loophole!!
She is ugly, she was never beautiful. Well, she was passe' until Ashlee had her nose fixed, among other things! Why she didn't get her nose fixed ? If she felt she didn't need it I think she better take those rose colored sunglasses! So she bowed out because she wasn't good enough!? She shouldn't have never been a part of that tribute in the first place! She didn't put any effort to rehearse that song for the idol she admires sooo much! She is a lazy fugly good for nothing sloth! From her bobbing her head, to her hurly burly dance, to her rubbing her stomach, her body language screams I'M SO AWKWARD, I'M A LOSER, I'M MANNISH LOOKING,GRACELESS, AND I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE! She refuses to be a professional like her peers, that's why she will always be a underachiever as long as she continues to look like her dad with a wig! If she doesn't come to her senses her career is so OVER!
She should just drop everything and do Playboy before she becomes a washed-up ex pop singer running around showing everyone her crotch. At least she should make money for it.
she is such an ugly retarded bitch. her sister, cos she actualli has brains, bcame more famous than this fugly, slutti bitch in a week. i fink she shud stop acting, cos she sux @ it and dedfinately stop singin.. cos she aint got nothin.. fugli slutti bitch :)
She needs to stop the plastic surgery stuff before she starts looking like Michael Jackson. LOL, not that she's that far from it. Damn she keeps getting uglier by the minute.
Hilarious! Its so true, Joe Simpson has his hand so far up the two talentless wenches, it has gotten stuck. Ashlee "Im comfortable in my own skin." One week later she has a nose job. Jessica "I know how to play dumb." Yeah, thats about all she knows how to do. Just looking at her you can hear wind rush through her head from ear to ear. Joe simpson "Yeah jess has a double d cup, you cant hide those babies!" Babies? Eww someone call perverted Justice!!!
Yep, I watched the show on TV. At the end when they all came out on the stage, there was Jessica in her black dress coming in from the right side,, but they edited it to only show people on the other side. She never got to show her tig flabby bitties hanging from her black dress. Hey, learn how to sing next time. Oh, and it sure doesn't taste like chicken.
Both sisters are incompetent fame whores. Remember Asslee's SNL performance where the voice track she was lipsyncing to started on the wrong song so she did a jig and ran offstage?
I think I've got to feel sorry for her, somehow. I agree with all the line, she was never meant to sing seriously, but as a clever commercial stunt. She's fairly good-lookin', see Jane Magazine January cover if you can't believe it, when she doen't dress like a wh**e showing more cleavage than a pro could, and she can keep on the cute bobble-headed act, all smiles, and kisses blown to the public along with I-L-Y gestures, and, effectively, she manages to capture the attention of a part of her public with "Ooopsie, I'm so cute and lightheaded, can you ever forgive me?" giggling and squealing like a cheerleader excusing with her beau. Somehow she always "manages" to be picured in cute moments, but all of these define a true performer? I think not. I don't want to lynch her for her ruining Dolly's performance like others said, but I think it served as a lesson, and she managed to realize as singing at such a level requires a true singer. Not an heirress, a dancer, or a pretty Valley Girl dressed pretty with a smily face. A true singer. She wants even to quit from singin'... well, she may resort to her accessory line. Heck, she ensure the other valley girl follow. Picture a world in which one morning the Simpson girls, Britney, Paris, Lindsay... generally speaking, the whole teen/twentysomething female wake up as a bunch of well-dressed makeup wearing blonde mutes... there would be place for true performers?
39 Comments:
What the hell is she playing in that movie? she always making faces like a frozen dildo is up her ass
By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
This girl is an ugly untalented retard who looks like a tranny. Why the fuck is she famous??
By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
damn. second, bitches!
By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
FIRST BITCHES!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
she's total FUG. pimpin papa joe has played her out to the fullest. it's downhill from here.......tits and all ! (yessss)
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
Here's hoping the show's producers have some sort of backbone and don't edit the performance per her request.
She's made her bed, let her fuckin' lie in it. Geez
As annoying as it is to see these talentless Simpson fucks fall flat on their faces, I find it far more annoying how showbiz execs pander to and excuse their fuck-ups.
By joejoe, on 10:58 PM
soooooooooooo fug
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
God, these retards who say, "FIRST" and "SECOND" are so fuckin' dumb... Who cares?? At least write something funny - and make sure you're really FIRST or SECOND or you just look like the dumbasses you are.
Idiots.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
she can't do anything right. i'd say "kill yourself, jessica" but she'd screw that up too.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 AM
Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake: Two very, VERY lucky bastards.
By Laurie, on 2:53 AM
Is anyone else wondering if someone had to remind her that she screwed up on camera?
Papa Joe: Uh, Jess? The people from the Kennedy Centre taping called and asked you if you wanted to keep that second version of 9 to 5 in there or take it out. It's your call.
Jessica: Huh? What? What Kennedy Centre taping?
Papa Joe: You remember, honey...the Dolly Parton tribute? You know, where you forgot the words? And they let you tape it again?
Jessica: Psssh! What are you talking about? I never did any Dolly Parton show!
Papa Joe: (Big Sigh) Try to remember, sweetie. Do you remember that nice girl, Reese? Do you remember her?
Jessica: Who? Oh...HER. What a bitch.
Papa Joe: Good! So do you remember what I'm talking about now?
Jessica: Burp. Huh? Burp. Wha?
Papa Joe: Never mind sweetie. I'll be back later to tuck it in. I mean you in. Tuck you in. Yeah....that's what I meant.
By Vigilante, on 5:19 AM
ahh, so satisfying. this girl acted like she was the shit just a few years ago, all giggles and boobs and 'omg i never expected things to get this great! i'm stupid, tee hee. love me'.
and now she's o-v-e-r, but can't admit it. it's sad. she needs to just cut her losses (and there's so many of them) and go back to high school.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
great!!! lmao
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Fucking retards that state "first" "second". Fucking lame. Oh. Look at me, I'm just like Jessica. I have no life so I sit here trying to post first.
Jessica - fug trany
By chuggdog, on 10:00 AM
I guess karma is a bitch, isn't Papa Joe? You were clearly very influential on the breakup of Nick and Jess, and now Nick has a solid relationship, and while his career isn't exactly Justin Timberlake status, nontheless he's still fairly popular, and seems to be doing ok. On the other hand, the past year has been just a steady downfall for poor little Jess, and it will continue to go downhill. Ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
How in the world does this woman keep ending up on lists of the sexiest females. Seriously - her big breasts must be blinding people because that's the only thing even remotely "sexy" about this fug retard.
Her hair is awful, she dresses poorly, and she has the man/tranny face down pat. There is absolutely 0% sexiness in her.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
HA! Vigilante, were I not already married, you would so have a stalker right now. You captured good ol' Jess PERFECTLY. 'Least how I'd imagine her. Though the burps might be a wee bit more frequent.
By raerae, on 11:44 AM
Wow. This one ain't gonna age well.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
========Here's hoping the show's producers have some sort of backbone and don't edit the performance per her request. She's made her bed, let her fuckin' lie in it. Geez======
Amen, JoeJoe, you said it all.
Where did IDLTW come up with that satanic first pic of her? It looks like she is about to sprout horns and devour a sacrificial chicken...
Actually, a demonic contract would explain this woman's apparent success and stature...., but beware Jessica-sweetie....you know Beezulbub......He always has a loophole!!
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
She is ugly, she was never beautiful. Well, she was passe' until Ashlee had her nose fixed, among other things! Why she didn't get her nose fixed ? If she felt she didn't need it I think she better take those rose colored sunglasses! So she bowed out because she wasn't good enough!? She shouldn't have never been a part of that tribute in the first place! She didn't put any effort to rehearse that song for the idol she admires sooo much! She is a lazy fugly good for nothing sloth! From her bobbing her head, to her hurly burly dance, to her rubbing her stomach, her body language screams I'M SO AWKWARD, I'M A LOSER, I'M MANNISH LOOKING,GRACELESS, AND I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE! She refuses to be a professional like her peers, that's why she will always be a underachiever as long as she continues to look like her dad with a wig! If she doesn't come to her senses her career is so OVER!
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Another stop on the road to Jessica Bukkake vol 86.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
damn she looks like a fucking horse, and that's an insult to a horse.
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
she's so horrible. I wish she'd give up already. You had your 15 minutes Jess, now shut up and enjoy your money.
By parissucksliterally, on 3:37 PM
Ya know, I didn't wake up this morning thinking "I really would like to hear a Dolly Parton tribute".
She's doing me and the planet a favor, thanks Jessica!
By Anonymous, on 1:08 AM
Jessica's tits have more brains than she does.
By crabbie's hollywood, on 5:28 AM
She should just drop everything and do Playboy before she becomes a washed-up ex pop singer running around showing everyone her crotch. At least she should make money for it.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
she is such an ugly retarded bitch. her sister, cos she actualli has brains, bcame more famous than this fugly, slutti bitch in a week. i fink she shud stop acting, cos she sux @ it and dedfinately stop singin.. cos she aint got nothin.. fugli slutti bitch :)
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
Pathetic little tart. I can smell her stink right through my computer screen.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
She needs to stop the plastic surgery stuff before she starts looking like Michael Jackson. LOL, not that she's that far from it. Damn she keeps getting uglier by the minute.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
First off - "9-5" is ridiculously simple to sing. Secondly - if she was such a big fan how did she forget such simple lyrics?
By Anonymous, on 5:31 AM
damn she really looks like a DUDE in those blonde ambition shots
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
Hilarious! Its so true, Joe Simpson has his hand so far up the two talentless wenches, it has gotten stuck. Ashlee "Im comfortable in my own skin." One week later she has a nose job. Jessica "I know how to play dumb." Yeah, thats about all she knows how to do. Just looking at her you can hear wind rush through her head from ear to ear. Joe simpson "Yeah jess has a double d cup, you cant hide those babies!"
Babies? Eww someone call perverted Justice!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
twelfth, bitches!
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
What a retard, Homer and Marge must be so proud.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Two words.
No
Talent
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
BUUUUUURRRRRRPP!
Thanks, RaeRae!
By Vigilante, on 11:48 AM
Yep, I watched the show on TV. At the end when they all came out on the stage, there was Jessica in her black dress coming in from the right side,, but they edited it to only show people on the other side. She never got to show her tig flabby bitties hanging from her black dress. Hey, learn how to sing next time. Oh, and it sure doesn't taste like chicken.
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Both sisters are incompetent fame whores. Remember Asslee's SNL performance where the voice track she was lipsyncing to started on the wrong song so she did a jig and ran offstage?
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
I think I've got to feel sorry for her, somehow. I agree with all the line, she was never meant to sing seriously, but as a clever commercial stunt. She's fairly good-lookin', see Jane Magazine January cover if you can't believe it, when she doen't dress like a wh**e showing more cleavage than a pro could, and she can keep on the cute bobble-headed act, all smiles, and kisses blown to the public along with I-L-Y gestures, and, effectively, she manages to capture the attention of a part of her public with "Ooopsie, I'm so cute and lightheaded, can you ever forgive me?" giggling and squealing like a cheerleader excusing with her beau. Somehow she always "manages" to be picured in cute moments, but all of these define a true performer?
I think not. I don't want to lynch her for her ruining Dolly's performance like others said, but I think it served as a lesson, and she managed to realize as singing at such a level requires a true singer. Not an heirress, a dancer, or a pretty Valley Girl dressed pretty with a smily face. A true singer.
She wants even to quit from singin'... well, she may resort to her accessory line. Heck, she ensure the other valley girl follow. Picture a world in which one morning the Simpson girls, Britney, Paris, Lindsay... generally speaking, the whole teen/twentysomething female wake up as a bunch of well-dressed makeup wearing blonde mutes... there would be place for true performers?
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
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