She's hebetudinous. The best part about calling her hebetudinous is that you can basically say it to her face and she'd probably say "Awww, aren't you so cute? Thank you, sweetie!". But then again she'd probably say that no matter what you called her, given that it probably takes about five minutes for her to mentally process anything she hears.
I can't believe studios keep making movies that are guaranteed flops before they're ever even put on film. Why didn't they just kill three blondes with one stone and put her in the Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson movie?
Jessica is a talentless idiot who only got where she is because her daddy forced her on everyone. He's the one who's producing this movie and that's the only reason she's getting work as an "actress".
You can see where they got the idea for dumb blond. That's why they make the big bucks and the public support idiots like her. Does Homer have any like her at home ?
Yes, if it wasn't for Messica's dad, she wouldn't be a celebrity now. None of the big time directors wouldn't touch this idiotic retard for risk of their reputations! Joe is the producer, because Messica is Joe's cash cow, and Joe is Messica's anchor, because she knows that he will keep her in hollywood. Man, I can't wait for her 5 minutes to expire! She is so ugly with that bird's beak! Go away, Messica please!!
The director needs hook her up to a horse's carriage and make her run more errands through the town,he should write that into his script to assure he will get his money back, you know to make the movie have a comedic value to it! Fugly mule!!!
All alumni of the "New Mickey Mouse Club" abomination should be euthanized. Now.
In fact all the so-called "entertainers" of that generation should be deliberately infected with flesh-eating staph bacteria, then broadcast for all their tweeny-ass fans to watch in horror.
She should keep the helmet on permanently, it suits her. its shameful how far tits and blond hair will take you in hollywwood these days, she's a talentless hack.
what the fuck is she doing with that bike lol , why is she making faces the helmet sucks , but she still has great tits to play with and do other things that are X rated
Wow this movie looks so dumb. It's not like she has a busy schedule or reciting Shakespeare. It's f-ing Blonde Ambition. It sounds even dumber than Legally Blonde. Besides saying aw, shucks or showing off her breasts what else does she have to do for this movie and get paid a shit load of money?
Come on, you guys aren't giving Jesicca any credit! She has to remember to stand straight, breath, blink and like omg .. a billion other things .. and you expect her to learn her lines .. or to learn to read for that matter .. like .. geeeeez
^ I think it will be quite less than a shit load. There aren't even that many mental institution patients who are willing to see her movie. They might have been fooled before and went to see her first shitty crappy film, but I bet you they are smarter than she is.
She can't even remember her lines? What an idiot?! And she's trying to be an actress? The only room in that tiny brain of hers is for herself, not anything else...!
I JUST READ IN HER IMDB PROFILE THAT SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL. SHE DROPPED OUT IN HER JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL TO PURSUE A SINGING CAREER. No wonder!!! She has got to be one of the most Undereducated Pop Stars of all time. NOT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL FOR TEENS.
Many moons ago i was an extra on a TV set. When you're 12, you'll do pretty much anything for £10 a day. Anyway, it wasn't uncommon for the crew to take 15-20 takes of each shot. Though a mostly inebriated Dylan Moran couldn't have helped matters.
Getting the the point, for Jessica, that's a pretty low number of takes. I'd expect something closer to 70 after the whole chicken/fish debacle.
i think its horrible that people would say such mean things about a person they don't even know. stupid or not, she does her job, she works hard and shes succeeding. i would hate to think any of you ever made a mistake or flubbed up at your job, i mean god how stupid can you be to make a mistake? the girl is under pressure from everyone, especially people like you who critize her all the time, if you think shes so stupid why do you even bother taking the time to post pictures about her and write up basically a whole page about how stupid she is? this just goes to show how critical the world is to everything and everyone in it.
If the wind blows in her face she get confused; chokes, faints and must be resuscitated and retrained to breathe., like most of her fake dumb blonde contempories.
Does anyone remember when she used to be a singer? A bit of an over-singer, yes, but at least she sang on key, which is more than, say, her sister can do. I don't understand this "crossover" obsession: models and singers "acting," actors modelling, Paris Hilton "singing"...They should stick to looking pretty, singing, acting, and spreading their vaginas for paparazzi, respectively.
I know people on that set, and the reason she was having trouble with her lines was because it was a long speech... in NORWEGIAN. So before you publish a story like this, get your facts straight idiots. She does enough dumb things for you to make fun enough, without having to embellish things that aren't that bad at all.
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She's hebetudinous. The best part about calling her hebetudinous is that you can basically say it to her face and she'd probably say "Awww, aren't you so cute? Thank you, sweetie!". But then again she'd probably say that no matter what you called her, given that it probably takes about five minutes for her to mentally process anything she hears.
By Vigilante, on 11:27 AM
Ha, she's wearing that helmet for protection from falling in REAL life. PS - why am I the only person who remembers her from the old ewok movie?
By Bob King Neverland III, on 11:48 AM
How appropriate are these pictures...Jessica with her helmut arriving to "work" on her new film...
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
I can't believe studios keep making movies that are guaranteed flops before they're ever even put on film. Why didn't they just kill three blondes with one stone and put her in the Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson movie?
By Piquebu, on 11:48 AM
MORON! God, I hate her and her whole untalented, psycho family.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
she's a sweet girl. i hope she succeeds, despite all the mean-spirited criticism.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
^ As dumb as Jessica.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
All I can think of her saying in that top pic is, "Have you theen my basthball?"
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Somebody needs to cut the break line on that bike.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Better yet, cut half the spokes on the front wheel and get her to ride down a steep hill really, really fast.
By Vigilante, on 12:10 PM
7 takes? geez. i should be an actor because i can do that shit better than her.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
i think jessica is great! all she needs are a few more opportunities and she'll do just fine.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Jessica is a talentless idiot who only got where she is because her daddy forced her on everyone. He's the one who's producing this movie and that's the only reason she's getting work as an "actress".
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Full Cast and Crew for
Blonde Ambition
Joe Simpson .... producer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887719/fullcredits#writers
-----------------
Well, that explains it.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
He hid a MICROPHONE in her ear, huh? Wow, doesn't seem like that would work too well...
By numbnuts, on 12:45 PM
Wouldn't a microphone in her ear just pick up the sound of the wind whistling through her head?
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
I'm sure they'll use CGI to digitally remove the required training wheels on Jessica's bike.
I wonder if Jessica realizes that riding the bike too much will lower his sperm count?
By joejoe, on 12:58 PM
the sad part is that later that day, joe told her he was hiding a microphone in her butt, and she believed him. again.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
You can see where they got the idea for dumb blond. That's why they make the big bucks and the public support idiots like her. Does Homer have any like her at home ?
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
leave the helmet on and start to drool, then she'll look normal. what a moron.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
that helmut makes me want to get some muddy helmut
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Is Shitney her idol? I haven't seen two people go downhill faster since ... ever ... what the hell?
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Yes, if it wasn't for Messica's dad, she wouldn't be a celebrity now. None of the big time directors wouldn't touch this idiotic retard for risk of their reputations! Joe is the producer, because Messica is Joe's cash cow, and Joe is Messica's anchor, because she knows that he will keep her in hollywood. Man, I can't wait for her 5 minutes to expire! She is so ugly with that bird's beak! Go away, Messica please!!
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
The director needs hook her up to a horse's carriage and make her run more errands through the town,he should write that into his script to assure he will get his money back, you know to make the movie have a comedic value to it! Fugly mule!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
All alumni of the "New Mickey Mouse Club" abomination should be euthanized. Now.
In fact all the so-called "entertainers" of that generation should be deliberately infected with flesh-eating staph bacteria, then broadcast for all their tweeny-ass fans to watch in horror.
By Wyatt Wingfoot, on 4:52 PM
She should keep the helmet on permanently, it suits her.
its shameful how far tits and blond hair will take you in hollywwood these days, she's a talentless hack.
By Nrrvus, on 4:54 PM
i think jessica has a lovely crotch.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
She always looks retarded, but here she looks like an extreme mental hospital case.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
OMD! That is hilarous on your comment about Jessica Simpson. She is TOTALLY a dumb person!
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
In almost all of her pics I see she has her lips like that! What is she trying to say? uuuhhhhh, I'm a sexpot? She is totally slutty...
By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM
what the fuck is she doing with that bike lol , why is she making faces the helmet sucks , but she still has great tits to play with and do other things that are X rated
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
Wow this movie looks so dumb. It's not like she has a busy schedule or reciting Shakespeare. It's f-ing Blonde Ambition. It sounds even dumber than Legally Blonde. Besides saying aw, shucks or showing off her breasts what else does she have to do for this movie and get paid a shit load of money?
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
Come on, you guys aren't giving Jesicca any credit! She has to remember to stand straight, breath, blink and like omg .. a billion other things .. and you expect her to learn her lines .. or to learn to read for that matter .. like .. geeeeez
By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
Two things:
1) "microphone" in her ear???? Think about that.
2) From the last picture, I'm not convinced she can actually RIDE a bike. It looks like she's having a hard time there.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
^ I think it will be quite less than a shit load. There aren't even that many mental institution patients who are willing to see her movie. They might have been fooled before and went to see her first shitty crappy film, but I bet you they are smarter than she is.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
She can't even remember her lines? What an idiot?! And she's trying to be an actress? The only room in that tiny brain of hers is for herself, not anything else...!
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
I think everyone needs to cut her some slack. Her past year has been more than most of us can even imagine. Maybe it's time some of you got a life.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
I JUST READ IN HER IMDB PROFILE THAT SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL. SHE DROPPED OUT IN HER JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL TO PURSUE A SINGING CAREER. No wonder!!! She has got to be one of the most Undereducated Pop Stars of all time. NOT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL FOR TEENS.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
THIS GIRL NEEDS TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL, GO TO COLLEGE, AND GET SOME EDUCATION. STUPID DUMB BLONDE IS NOT SEXY OR ATTRACTIVE.
By not a dumb blonde, on 2:11 PM
Peter Boyle just died... a fine man and great actor... very sad.
It should have been her instead.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Many moons ago i was an extra on a TV set. When you're 12, you'll do pretty much anything for £10 a day. Anyway, it wasn't uncommon for the crew to take 15-20 takes of each shot. Though a mostly inebriated Dylan Moran couldn't have helped matters.
Getting the the point, for Jessica, that's a pretty low number of takes. I'd expect something closer to 70 after the whole chicken/fish debacle.
By sam991, on 3:53 PM
i think its horrible that people would say such mean things about a person they don't even know. stupid or not, she does her job, she works hard and shes succeeding. i would hate to think any of you ever made a mistake or flubbed up at your job, i mean god how stupid can you be to make a mistake? the girl is under pressure from everyone, especially people like you who critize her all the time, if you think shes so stupid why do you even bother taking the time to post pictures about her and write up basically a whole page about how stupid she is? this just goes to show how critical the world is to everything and everyone in it.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
wow, Vicious ... and yet true
By miss beth, on 9:32 PM
If the wind blows in her face she get confused; chokes, faints and must be resuscitated and retrained to breathe., like most of her fake dumb blonde contempories.
By d mumsie, on 6:40 AM
Does anyone remember when she used to be a singer? A bit of an over-singer, yes, but at least she sang on key, which is more than, say, her sister can do. I don't understand this "crossover" obsession: models and singers "acting," actors modelling, Paris Hilton "singing"...They should stick to looking pretty, singing, acting, and spreading their vaginas for paparazzi, respectively.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
I know people on that set, and the reason she was having trouble with her lines was because it was a long speech... in NORWEGIAN. So before you publish a story like this, get your facts straight idiots. She does enough dumb things for you to make fun enough, without having to embellish things that aren't that bad at all.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Who wants to see a Norwegian film?? WTF????
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
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