This reminds me of when Bam Margera's ex Jenn was auctioning a date with her on e-bay and even offered the winner insight as to why she and Bam broke up (which was obvious because he was fucking Jessica Simpson)I don't think she even pulled in $900.00. What a cheap whore!
But I'd have to say the funniest thing I've seen auctioned off on E-Bay was a breast implant that was taken out of some bimbo.
She needs to grow the hell up! She looks miserable, what's eating her ?She looks like she is homesick. Looks like she wants daddy to hold her hand in the second pic! Why is this retard famous?
Aria Giovanni is not that hot anymore she did to many things to fast , the peeing , the tiedup slave ,the strap ons etc etc now she is posing with her legs closed thats her new things to late she was hot 4 years ago ,and Jessica looks sad because she has to put on all those clothes and not show her big tits stupid cold weather
HMMM... IF I BUY THE GUM CAN I EXTRACT HER DNA FROM IT, CLONE IT, AND MIX HER WITH PIG GENES TO COMPLETE THE EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS SHE AND HER SISTER HAVE EMBARKED ON?
She comes out that little spinny door all dizzy and tipping over sideways. "Whoooo, what was that I'm walking through? a tornado or a turnstyle? Cause it felt like a tornado, but it says turnstyle on the glass" ...
I live here in Shreveport and work downtown and saw her filming for 2 days. She never looked at anyone and would never interact with her fans, but Luke Wilson was soooo nice and really down to earth, signing autographs and taking pics. We watched as Jessica cussed as she flubbed her lines a dozen times. I am sad to say-she really thinks she is a princess.
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Look at all that makeup! She looks like a goddamn clown.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
I can't believe somone would actually pay for a piece of chewed gum. What has this world come to?
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
holy christ, aria giovanni is a fucking piece of ass.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
This reminds me of when Bam Margera's ex Jenn was auctioning a date with her on e-bay and even offered the winner insight as to why she and Bam broke up (which was obvious because he was fucking Jessica Simpson)I don't think she even pulled in $900.00. What a cheap whore!
But I'd have to say the funniest thing I've seen auctioned off on E-Bay was a breast implant that was taken out of some bimbo.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
At least Jessica knows how to dress tastefully. Take note, Brit! I think she looks great.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
people have too much money
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Why do I get the feeling that this alleged "extra" selling the gum is probably Jessica's pervy ass father, Joe?
Ick, he probably re-chewed it to get all the remaining sweet, yummy, Jessica essence that was left.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Mmmm.....Aria Giovanni.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
you know before i saw the side view of her lips, i thought she looked really pretty...maybe she is turning around her look?
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
I can't believe somone would actually pay for a piece of chewed gum. What has this world come to?
really. these people should be executed.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
She looks pissed in the second picture.
By Jj, on 12:00 PM
Aria: =====================D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aria_Giovanni
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
Mmmm...Aria Giovanni....
By joejoe, on 12:43 PM
I think I speak for joejoe, anon 1229 and anon 1102 when I say....."More Aria Giovanni, less LiLo, Paris, Jessica, etc...."
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Can you imagine how dumb that clone would be? It makes me want to vomit with fear.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
i bought a piece of her foreskin on ebay
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
for some reason the gum tasted like papa joe's semen
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
not sure why the mark-up is so high, it's just her ABC gum...but i do like Jessica's red coat, it looks warm!
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
I spy an Adam's Apple.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
She needs to grow the hell up! She looks miserable, what's eating her ?She looks like she is homesick. Looks like she wants daddy to hold her hand in the second pic! Why is this retard famous?
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
Why did she stop there? Why not have red pants, red nails and red eyeshadow? She's not trying hard to draw attention to herself. No, not at all.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
Aria Giovanni is not that hot anymore she did to many things to fast , the peeing , the tiedup slave ,the strap ons etc etc now she is posing with her legs closed thats her new things to late she was hot 4 years ago ,and Jessica looks sad because she has to put on all those clothes and not show her big tits stupid cold weather
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
HMMM... IF I BUY THE GUM CAN I EXTRACT HER DNA FROM IT, CLONE IT, AND MIX HER WITH PIG GENES TO COMPLETE THE EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS SHE AND HER SISTER HAVE EMBARKED ON?
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
You know cloning has jumped the shark when people bid for DNA to clone "stupid"... wow.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
The gum thang is gross.
But I'm still in love with her.
Call me, Jess.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
dude, you can't, huh, sili-clone...
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
She comes out that little spinny door all dizzy and tipping over sideways. "Whoooo, what was that I'm walking through? a tornado or a turnstyle? Cause it felt like a tornado, but it says turnstyle on the glass" ...
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
I live here in Shreveport and work downtown and saw her filming for 2 days. She never looked at anyone and would never interact with her fans, but Luke Wilson was soooo nice and really down to earth, signing autographs and taking pics. We watched as Jessica cussed as she flubbed her lines a dozen times. I am sad to say-she really thinks she is a princess.
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
i'll buy it and clone it so i can show everyone what the real Jessica looks like before all the plastic surgery
By Anonymous, on 12:47 AM
I wonder how many chisels it takes to scrape that makeup off her face?
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
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