I think Liam Neeson is one of the sexiest creatures on earth, but that is a HORRIBLE picture of him.
As for Chestica... she needs help. Fast. Her daddy has a daughter fetish, her music career is critical, her love life is pathetic, her movie career is dead, her ex-hubby has a pretty girlfriend, and she's gained weight.
Well, that's what happens when you think selfishness will serve you. (IE dumping the hubby)
I'm hoping to see the clip of her fuck-up as well. That being said, I'd sooner amputate my own right hand with a dull, rusted butterknife than sit through a 30 minute celebrity gossip show. (This blog and the links Jenny and Todd post every couple days consitute my entire foray into celebrity gossip. Moderation is good....)
So, if anyone (Todd, Jenny, random commenter) happens apon the clip online DO DO post a link. ;)
Just how much longer will the collective public take seriously Jessica 'Incompetence' Simpson's attempt at prolonging a comatose career? Pull the plug already, Joe(Simpson).
i lover how you say you wouldnt be caught dead watching 30 minutes of celebrity gossip yet you take the time to look here, AND the links they post here to other sites, AND you're desperate for link videos.
Yeah, she's definitely heavier again. It showing in her face and arms the most.
It's sad what has happened to her. She really, really blew it. Big time. The only reason she got SO famous was for her marriage to Nick. When she became a bitch on the show, and tried to continue her whole "I'm just a stupid blonde Texas girl y'all!" routine for too long, no one respected her anymore. Then she LEFT the one good thing she had going for her, Nick. I used to love Newlyweds too, I thought she was adorable, and Nick loved her so much. She has ruined her career. She should switch over to country, and make an album about how she destroyed her marriage and her life. She might do well in that genre, but her mainstream career is done forever, IMO.
She look so sad in her pictures lately. Look at her eyes. The smile never reaches them...
Even though Dolly Parton is tacky, I like her. Mainly because she makes no bones about it. Her whole image has been based around the typical trashy blonde of the south, but she does it well.
Dolly Parton has always said that it takes a lot of money to look as cheap as she does. I think that's why media and worst dressed lists leave her alone. Not only has she admitted to extensive plastic surgery, she knows she looks tacky and is proud of it. I guess it's better than those who lie all the time. *shrug*
"She look so sad in her pictures lately. Look at her eyes. The smile never reaches them..." no expression has ever reached her eyes. they've always been gigantic pools of blankness. even when she was "happy", her expression was a beauty queen smile with a soul less stare. she can never pretend she's playing dumb because anyone can look in her eyes and see no ones home.
I love that picture of Jessica with Papa and Mama Simpson. On the surface, it's all happy happy 'cause they are rich and famous. Under the surface, they're warped, selfish losers and their daughters lives have been destroyed.
I fucking hate people with no talent who pimp and whore themselves to the media, in pursuit of hollow fame and riches. And that's why I keep looking at this site. I spew bile on them all!!!
Poor Jessica, if she spent more time practicing or going on stage prepared instead of which part of her body gets surgery next. What a REAL pro ! That's why no talent whores like her (don't forget Brtney, Blohan, Paris, stc. )make the big bucks and idiots who love them support them by buy their CD's, movie tickets and whatever crap they put their name on.
12:00, I pray she gets one soon, because she is just about over as far as her career is concerned. Joe will be broke and penniless as long as she looks like that. She needs to get over this ego trip she is on, and stop lying to herself thinking she looks good, and that's far from the truth! She needs that shark's fin shaved down ASAP, ARE YOU LISTENING JESSICA!!!
Too bad Jess blew it (I'm taking about messing up the song this time..) because she is not going to be getting many chances to sing like this in the future. She is a fading star and unless she marries someone famous or does a Playboy spread or something, it won't be long before she is totally out of the spotlight.
It looks like Aretha has slimmed down a lot. NOT KIDDING. She was much heavier for many years. Good for her. She was so huge before, if she wore a dress with an "X" on it, helicopers would start circling to land.
And Hey, I love Aretha the undisputed Queen of Soul, I'm just being honest here!
I feel really sorry for Jessica. Really. Srsly, no kidding. They've always put her on a role that wasn't hers. Yes, she has a voice (not a singin' one, but alas for us, she can still utter sounds), she's fairly good at acting, meaning on the stage, keeping on the role her father-manager and the team behind her gave her. She can do the puppy-eyes when needed, smile, send kisses and I-Love-You signs, she has an interesting wardrobe, her accessory line sells fairly good... but in such occasions, I keep asking myself if it's the best for her. And us. We have on stage dancers, heiresses, actress, models... I'm really starting feelin' like we deserve, for example, singers.
35 Comments:
Holy Hell.... Dolly... lay off the surgery. Thats just GROSS!
By alyna, on 9:54 PM
Jessica's huge crooked beak and ass chin are really sexy.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
How do big fat people like Aretha have sex? Do you have to lift that smelly gunt out of the way to get to her vag?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
I heard Liam Neeson has the biggest dick in Hollywood. James Woods is second biggest.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
jessica looks good in the strapless dress, her boobs freak me out in the other one.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
Glad to see she has returned to "fat cow" status. Yikes. The bitch is just a troll.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM
jessica looks good in the pics nice cans
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
Jessica is so fuckin ugly. Take your saggy tits and man's face and go home, bitch.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
what's with the witherspoon picture?
By Anonymous, on 11:27 PM
I think Liam Neeson is one of the sexiest creatures on earth, but that is a HORRIBLE picture of him.
As for Chestica... she needs help. Fast. Her daddy has a daughter fetish, her music career is critical, her love life is pathetic, her movie career is dead, her ex-hubby has a pretty girlfriend, and she's gained weight.
Well, that's what happens when you think selfishness will serve you. (IE dumping the hubby)
By Anonymous, on 11:57 PM
I love that she messed up and I hope they show it all on TV. This chick is played out, 15 minutes up. She should ditch that creepy father of hers too.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 AM
I'm hoping to see the clip of her fuck-up as well.
That being said, I'd sooner amputate my own right hand with a dull, rusted butterknife than sit through a 30 minute celebrity gossip show. (This blog and the links Jenny and Todd post every couple days consitute my entire foray into celebrity gossip. Moderation is good....)
So, if anyone (Todd, Jenny, random commenter) happens apon the clip online DO DO post a link. ;)
Just how much longer will the collective public take seriously Jessica 'Incompetence' Simpson's attempt at prolonging a comatose career? Pull the plug already, Joe(Simpson).
By joejoe, on 12:37 AM
i lover how you say you wouldnt be caught dead watching 30 minutes of celebrity gossip yet you take the time to look here, AND the links they post here to other sites, AND you're desperate for link videos.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM
I'd love to see footage of that. *runs off to check youtube*
By Anonymous, on 2:29 AM
Yeah, she's definitely heavier again. It showing in her face and arms the most.
It's sad what has happened to her. She really, really blew it. Big time. The only reason she got SO famous was for her marriage to Nick. When she became a bitch on the show, and tried to continue her whole "I'm just a stupid blonde Texas girl y'all!" routine for too long, no one respected her anymore. Then she LEFT the one good thing she had going for her, Nick. I used to love Newlyweds too, I thought she was adorable, and Nick loved her so much. She has ruined her career. She should switch over to country, and make an album about how she destroyed her marriage and her life. She might do well in that genre, but her mainstream career is done forever, IMO.
She look so sad in her pictures lately. Look at her eyes. The smile never reaches them...
GO NICK!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
Homegirls tit fat is bulging out the sides of her dress!
Furthermore she looks like an androgynous man troll living under a bridge or something!
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
Even though Dolly Parton is tacky, I like her. Mainly because she makes no bones about it. Her whole image has been based around the typical trashy blonde of the south, but she does it well.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
Dolly Parton has always said that it takes a lot of money to look as cheap as she does. I think that's why media and worst dressed lists leave her alone. Not only has she admitted to extensive plastic surgery, she knows she looks tacky and is proud of it. I guess it's better than those who lie all the time. *shrug*
By Piquebu, on 8:45 AM
"She look so sad in her pictures lately. Look at her eyes. The smile never reaches them..."
no expression has ever reached her eyes. they've always been gigantic pools of blankness. even when she was "happy", her expression was a beauty queen smile with a soul less stare. she can never pretend she's playing dumb because anyone can look in her eyes and see no ones home.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
My love for Dolly Parton is at least as big as her tits. Right on, piquebu.
By QuelleFuck, on 10:06 AM
Sweet Lord! Dolly Parton!!
By i ate a smurf, on 10:47 AM
Sweet Lord! Dolly Parton!!
By i ate a smurf, on 10:47 AM
I love that picture of Jessica with Papa and Mama Simpson. On the surface, it's all happy happy 'cause they are rich and famous. Under the surface, they're warped, selfish losers and their daughters lives have been destroyed.
I fucking hate people with no talent who pimp and whore themselves to the media, in pursuit of hollow fame and riches. And that's why I keep looking at this site. I spew bile on them all!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
so how long before "jugs" simpson gets a nose job?
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
damn, aretha! do you really need to be THAT huge??
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
JS is a fat, stupid cow and her 15 min were up about 20 minutes ago. Are you listening? Can you hear me now??
By Lobo, on 1:12 PM
Poor Jessica, if she spent more time practicing or going on stage prepared instead of which part of her body gets surgery next. What a REAL pro ! That's why no talent whores like her (don't forget Brtney, Blohan, Paris, stc. )make the big bucks and idiots who love them support them by buy their CD's, movie tickets and whatever crap they put their name on.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Anyone else think it's fitting that she fucked up a song about WORKING FOR A LIVING?
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Somehow, mainstream gossip news had the footage of JS first . . . http://dlisted.com/2006/12/05/jessicas-fuck-up/
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Dolly looks like she's about to swallow a big, fat cock!
By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
Nice claws, Dolly.
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
12:00, I pray she gets one soon, because she is just about over as far as her career is concerned. Joe will be broke and penniless as long as she looks like that. She needs to get over this ego trip she is on, and stop lying to herself thinking she looks good, and that's far from the truth! She needs that shark's fin shaved down ASAP, ARE YOU LISTENING JESSICA!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
Too bad Jess blew it (I'm taking about messing up the song this time..) because she is not going to be getting many chances to sing like this in the future. She is a fading star and unless she marries someone famous or does a Playboy spread or something, it won't be long before she is totally out of the spotlight.
Cruel world and all.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
It looks like Aretha has slimmed down a lot. NOT KIDDING. She was much heavier for many years. Good for her. She was so huge before, if she wore a dress with an "X" on it, helicopers would start circling to land.
And Hey, I love Aretha the undisputed Queen of Soul, I'm just being honest here!
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
I feel really sorry for Jessica. Really. Srsly, no kidding. They've always put her on a role that wasn't hers. Yes, she has a voice (not a singin' one, but alas for us, she can still utter sounds), she's fairly good at acting, meaning on the stage, keeping on the role her father-manager and the team behind her gave her. She can do the puppy-eyes when needed, smile, send kisses and I-Love-You signs, she has an interesting wardrobe, her accessory line sells fairly good... but in such occasions, I keep asking myself if it's the best for her. And us. We have on stage dancers, heiresses, actress, models... I'm really starting feelin' like we deserve, for example, singers.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
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