It's proof she has no business trying to sing with the professionals. She belongs with the likes of Britney and Hilary Duff and all those other shitty pop stars who would never get on a show like this. Her Daddy needs to stop forcing her on these people. He must have held a gun to their heads.
Jessica held her stomach the whole time because she was trying to pack her JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE BODY into a dress two sizes too SMALL. She said she was nervous? Um, she probably couldn't BREATHE.
Why couldn't she just sing the song and be done with it? Why does she think everything has to be about HER??!?
Now news reports are saying she was upset because of that guy from Prison Break being in a fatal crash (he wasn't killed but a 17 year old kid did). Apparently Papa Joe managed the Prison Break star and lived with the Simpsons for awhile. I'm sorry this happened but I think it's like Ashlee's acid reflux excuse. Jessica screwed up and thinks that lying will just make it better when it just makes her seem more of a freak.
My stupid computer speakers stopped working--I think we all know why--soon after the story started. Anyone know what Reese is supposedly saying to Jessica?
and can i just ask why someone who has given dozens of performances, and who is a supposed diva would act like this? can we say, someone aint shit without nick
Oh, mydoggiestyle!! I agree with everything you wrote about how Jessica Simpson sings!!! She sings with lots and lots and lots of "Y"s and "H"s... hehehe... haaaaa.. aaaaahhh...yeahhhhhhaaaaa... hhahhaa.... hheehheee....
Thanks for posting that video. :-D She fucked up. Why can't the Simpson family just admit to something? Enough with the excuses. Excuses are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink badly.
That ass-kissing Inside Edition story is why I get 95% of the celeb gossip/news I need from this straight-forward, call-it-like-it-is blog...
"But it's understandable why Jessica would be so nervous..." WTF ever... God forbid a celeb show should call a spade a spade and jeopardize a future interview with said spade.
My guess is she was suffering from a sudden case of semen reflux.
With breast's like Jessica's, who needs brains? Besides, people just give her millions of dollars and who knows why that is? She is doing better than any of us a-holes! Right?
shes been going on and on about how she loves dolly parton, but she cant remember the words to '9 to 5'? its like the easiest song ever, shes just a thunder stealer...in a room with people who have actually accomplished things besides getting paid to whine and burp on tv.
I mean, tell me one respectable musician who hasn't chickened out once while performing. This girl doesn't come close to being that, she's just a big pretender, so she's allowed to do with her play days whatever she wants to.
It's kinda like applause for a retarded kid doing Shakespeare...
That clip was annoying. Those crappy entertainment shows still gush and patronize those self-absorbed celebrities, no matter what they do. The ho screwed up. Just state it and move on, don't give us a list of all the other retards that were there and make excuses that Jessicunt was "nervous" and her tummy hurt.
Maybe her implant started to creep into her stomach, while she was singing.
Like Shitney and all the other cunts who show off their cooters, Jessica should start showing off her . . . um . . . foreskin, cause she's fading fast.
Jessica once again is no performer, because if she was she wouldn't have to redo her performance for Christmas Day or whatever day that special comes on! She is always making excuses for her eff ups, just admit it Jessica you felt inadequate around the other women, because you look like crap. Knock off the princess routine because you are not a princess, if so, Nick wouldn't have never mistreated you in that sham of a marriage you was in. Jess was nothing before Nick, and she isn't nothing now as long as she wears that bumpy nose of hers! You need to suck it up admit it your bumpy nose is the reason why you ran off that stage!According to some news show it was said this lazy,dumb,ignorant,pigheaded,fat ugly cow had a month to rehearse that song! Why is this girl famous again!?
Damn Dolly looks like a tranny now to bad for her, and why the fuck did they compare BIg tits Jessica with her EX big nose sister?? that bitch was lipsyncin , Jessica just forgot the stupid lyrics big difference , and shenia tits looked old well she is old , jessics needs to get laid and soon
her dress was definitely NOT falling down. i saw her backstage with my own eyes. it wasn't nerves either! truth be told, she never bothered to learn the words to the song and had been messing it up for days in rehearsal.
she got nervous? no she sucks, she didn't know the words to the song, and she supposedly "idolizes" Dolly?...and her boobs are coming up over that dress while she bounces up and down like an idiot...she does Dolly proud in that respect...i must say...
Jessie, wear a dress that fits, you moron. A dress that covers your big, fake boobs. I assume Daddy Joe dressed you. Draw your own conclusions, people.
Who's Jessie going to blame for her public screw up? The BAND? Like her sister Ashlee?
It's called being a bad performer and a bad singer.
Jessie, wear a dress that fits, you moron. A dress that covers your big, fake boobs. I assume Daddy Joe dressed you. Draw your own conclusions, people.
Who's Jessie going to blame for her public screw up? The BAND? Like her sister Ashlee?
It's called being a bad performer and a bad singer.
Jessica doesn't care about nobody, hell she doesn't even care about herself! True she had plenty of time to rehearse that song. I rather believe this bird nose witch is using Dolly for publicity!
Jessica doesn't care about nobody, hell she doesn't even care about herself! True she had plenty of time to rehearse that song. I rather believe this bird nose witch is using Dolly for publicity!
SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE. GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!
I'm beginning to think that Ashley's band totally set her up. They knew she was a fake and thought it was time to expose her. They knew what they were doing and I thank them for it!
SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE. GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!
3:35 PM
its her JOB. actually, not its not. her job is shilling every piece of shit she can, from soap to cable tv to Pizza Hut. if she wants to continue to pretend its her job, she could get her shit together. even if she forgot the words, she couldve AT LEAST been more composed and dignified about it. as for "nervous"-oh boo hoo. I get nervous taking exams. I get nervous dealing with customers at my job. only I have to fucking deal with it and I dont get to whine and redo when it goes poorly. I also dont get paid an assload of money and meet my "idols" while doing it either.
3:35pm said: "SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE. GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!"
Golly, Faith Hill was just joking when she threw her hissy fit on air! And gosh, Clay Aiken was just being playful when he put his nasty hand on Ripa's mouth! You're either 12, or home schooled. Or both.
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess messing up public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick. Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man. Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience.....unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the *&^%$#@ Simpson family. Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
3:35 - Go away Jessica! You Stank it up baaaddd!!! If Dolly was you're idol you would have known the words to that song! Maybe you couldn't sing cuz your tits were pushed up under your chin so your mouth couldn't move... Like chin-nuts...
STOP IT PEOPLE! Don't you all know that the STDs from having sex with Pape Joe have rendered her partially blind? It's not her fault she couldn't read the cue cards! *runs away clenching stomach*
She has no flair, generosity, or confidence of an entertainer, she ran off the stage because she is insecure and stupid! She only did it for the money, she is a money grubbing cow. Im sure she blew all of that money from that crappy performance in some restaurant already! Stupid sloth!!!
If she really idolized Dolly Parton so much she would have practiced her ass off to be sure she could do the song justice. I mean that is just common sense and being a professional, Wait, she isn't! She just has big boobs and was once on a reality show.
GIVE ME A BREAK. Why on Earth would that stupid cow be nervous? She's been tourturing people with her "singing" for years! She should be use to being on stage.
God! She makes me sick. Let's just pray she will go away, get knocked up by her leech father, push out some inbred spawn and live happily ever after in a trailer.
61 Comments:
Papa Joe appears to have a boner in the first picture.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
It's proof she has no business trying to sing with the professionals. She belongs with the likes of Britney and Hilary Duff and all those other shitty pop stars who would never get on a show like this. Her Daddy needs to stop forcing her on these people. He must have held a gun to their heads.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
Amateur.
By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
That pic with Papa Joe is just creepy.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
*GONG* lmfao!
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
nervous my ass. stupid fucking bitch, that's what she is!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
Jessica held her stomach the whole time because she was trying to pack her JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE BODY into a dress two sizes too SMALL. She said she was nervous? Um, she probably couldn't BREATHE.
Why couldn't she just sing the song and be done with it? Why does she think everything has to be about HER??!?
By Piquebu, on 6:29 PM
*GONG* lmfao
By SilentSleeper, on 6:31 PM
It does look like her corset is too fucking tight and she can't get a deep enough breath to sing right.
She was more worried about her tits being pushed up to her neck than her performance.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
Now news reports are saying she was upset because of that guy from Prison Break being in a fatal crash (he wasn't killed but a 17 year old kid did). Apparently Papa Joe managed the Prison Break star and lived with the Simpsons for awhile. I'm sorry this happened but I think it's like Ashlee's acid reflux excuse. Jessica screwed up and thinks that lying will just make it better when it just makes her seem more of a freak.
By Piquebu, on 7:26 PM
My stupid computer speakers stopped working--I think we all know why--soon after the story started. Anyone know what Reese is supposedly saying to Jessica?
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
What's Reese supposed to be saying to Jessica? My computer speakers stopped working soon after the report started--I think we all know why.
By ms. dilligaff, on 7:37 PM
God, I hate Inside Edition. Nice "running" off the stage.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
poor juggs simpson. all washed up at 25.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
probably, "good one you stupid cunt"
and can i just ask why someone who has given dozens of performances, and who is a supposed diva would act like this? can we say, someone aint shit without nick
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
gross! papa joe DOES have wood in that picture. is it too late to call DCS?
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
Is Papa Joe's zipper down? WTF?????
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Papa Joe's hard-ons for his daughters are getting as overexposed at Britney's twat. Put that shit away, man.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
Oh, mydoggiestyle!! I agree with everything you wrote about how Jessica Simpson sings!!!
She sings with lots and lots and lots of "Y"s and "H"s... hehehe...
haaaaa.. aaaaahhh...yeahhhhhhaaaaa... hhahhaa.... hheehheee....
By Ginger, on 9:14 PM
Thanks for posting that video. :-D
She fucked up. Why can't the Simpson family just admit to something? Enough with the excuses. Excuses are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink badly.
That ass-kissing Inside Edition story is why I get 95% of the celeb gossip/news I need from this straight-forward, call-it-like-it-is blog...
"But it's understandable why Jessica would be so nervous..." WTF ever...
God forbid a celeb show should call a spade a spade and jeopardize a future interview with said spade.
My guess is she was suffering from a sudden case of semen reflux.
By joejoe, on 9:32 PM
does anyone else think shania twain looks like she's had a boob job?
where did those come from???
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
She's holding her stomach because she is 8 weeks pregnant with Papa Joe's child. Duh!
Reese told her that she was an embarrassment and a fucking twait!
By chuggdog, on 10:11 PM
With breast's like Jessica's, who needs brains? Besides, people just give her millions of dollars and who knows why that is? She is doing better than any of us a-holes! Right?
By William Kazak, on 10:45 PM
papa joe looks really gross. he's just sick. I'm sure that dress Jess was wearing was his idea. perv.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
Jess is a bimbo and possibly the worst actress I've ever seen. She should DEFINITELY be nervous about reading the reviews of any movie you're in.
But nervous about singing? Uhm isn't that sort of what she holds herself out to be....a singer?
Papa Joe needs to get into a head on collision with Dina Lohan. The world and their daughters would be much better off.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
shes been going on and on about how she loves dolly parton, but she cant remember the words to '9 to 5'? its like the easiest song ever, shes just a thunder stealer...in a room with people who have actually accomplished things besides getting paid to whine and burp on tv.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
that's really slow news...
I mean, tell me one respectable musician who hasn't chickened out once while performing. This girl doesn't come close to being that, she's just a big pretender, so she's allowed to do with her play days whatever she wants to.
It's kinda like applause for a retarded kid doing Shakespeare...
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
Big deal, she got nervous. You guys love to lift people up so you can bring them down. Pitiful if you ask me.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM
Jessica really looks bad in that dress that is too tight! Her back fat is hanging over the dress, not classy...
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
That clip was annoying. Those crappy entertainment shows still gush and patronize those self-absorbed celebrities, no matter what they do. The ho screwed up. Just state it and move on, don't give us a list of all the other retards that were there and make excuses that Jessicunt was "nervous" and her tummy hurt.
Maybe her implant started to creep into her stomach, while she was singing.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
Like Shitney and all the other cunts who show off their cooters, Jessica should start showing off her . . . um . . . foreskin, cause she's fading fast.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
^^^ cause "he" is fading fast. My bad.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
IMDb is reporting that she was worried about the dress falling down. (see fifth item down)
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-12-06/
By fachingnuts, on 8:31 AM
Jessica once again is no performer, because if she was she wouldn't have to redo her performance for Christmas Day or whatever day that special comes on! She is always making excuses for her eff ups, just admit it Jessica you felt inadequate around the other women, because you look like crap. Knock off the princess routine because you are not a princess, if so, Nick wouldn't have never mistreated you in that sham of a marriage you was in. Jess was nothing before Nick, and she isn't nothing now as long as she wears that bumpy nose of hers! You need to suck it up admit it your bumpy nose is the reason why you ran off that stage!According to some news show it was said this lazy,dumb,ignorant,pigheaded,fat ugly cow had a month to rehearse that song! Why is this girl famous again!?
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
Damn Dolly looks like a tranny now to bad for her, and why the fuck did they compare BIg tits Jessica with her EX big nose sister?? that bitch was lipsyncin , Jessica just forgot the stupid lyrics big difference , and shenia tits looked old well she is old , jessics needs to get laid and soon
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
That was it? Lame...
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Aww c'mon guys shes human like the rest of us. Everyones allowed to make mistakes.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
her dress was definitely NOT falling down. i saw her backstage with my own eyes. it wasn't nerves either! truth be told, she never bothered to learn the words to the song and had been messing it up for days in rehearsal.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
7:47 said: "Big deal, she got nervous. You guys love to lift people up so you can bring them down. Pitiful if you ask me."
Um, so what's your point, exactly?
By Piquebu, on 11:39 AM
she got nervous? no she sucks, she didn't know the words to the song, and she supposedly "idolizes" Dolly?...and her boobs are coming up over that dress while she bounces up and down like an idiot...she does Dolly proud in that respect...i must say...
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
7:47 said: "Big deal, she got nervous. You guys love to lift people up so you can bring them down. Pitiful if you ask me."
no, WE don't lift them up, pussies like you do. that's why WE have to bring them down. get it now?
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
I almost feel sorry for Jessie. Almost.
Jessie, wear a dress that fits, you moron. A dress that covers your big, fake boobs. I assume Daddy Joe dressed you. Draw your own conclusions, people.
Who's Jessie going to blame for her public screw up? The BAND? Like her sister Ashlee?
It's called being a bad performer and a bad singer.
By Draya, on 1:11 PM
I almost feel sorry for Jessie. Almost.
Jessie, wear a dress that fits, you moron. A dress that covers your big, fake boobs. I assume Daddy Joe dressed you. Draw your own conclusions, people.
Who's Jessie going to blame for her public screw up? The BAND? Like her sister Ashlee?
It's called being a bad performer and a bad singer.
By Draya, on 1:12 PM
Jessica doesn't care about nobody, hell she doesn't even care about herself! True she had plenty of time to rehearse that song. I rather believe this bird nose witch is using Dolly for publicity!
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Jessica doesn't care about nobody, hell she doesn't even care about herself! True she had plenty of time to rehearse that song. I rather believe this bird nose witch is using Dolly for publicity!
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE.
GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
I'm beginning to think that Ashley's band totally set her up. They knew she was a fake and thought it was time to expose her. They knew what they were doing and I thank them for it!
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
Anonymous said...
SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE.
GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!
3:35 PM
its her JOB. actually, not its not. her job is shilling every piece of shit she can, from soap to cable tv to Pizza Hut.
if she wants to continue to pretend its her job, she could get her shit together. even if she forgot the words, she couldve AT LEAST been more composed and dignified about it. as for "nervous"-oh boo hoo. I get nervous taking exams. I get nervous dealing with customers at my job. only I have to fucking deal with it and I dont get to whine and redo when it goes poorly. I also dont get paid an assload of money and meet my "idols" while doing it either.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
3:35pm said: "SHE IS ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!! CELEBRITES CAN GET NERVOUS TOO YOU KNOW. GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK.IT TOOK ALOT OF GUTS JUST TO GET UP THERE IN THE FIRT PLACE. GEEEEZ YOU GUYS ARE AWEFUL!"
Golly, Faith Hill was just joking when she threw her hissy fit on air! And gosh, Clay Aiken was just being playful when he put his nasty hand on Ripa's mouth! You're either 12, or home schooled. Or both.
By Piquebu, on 7:53 PM
Bottom line is, I'd hit that seven days a week, twice on Sunday.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess messing up public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience.....unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the *&^%$#@ Simpson family.
Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together.
It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
3:35 - Go away Jessica! You Stank it up baaaddd!!! If Dolly was you're idol you would have known the words to that song! Maybe you couldn't sing cuz your tits were pushed up under your chin so your mouth couldn't move... Like chin-nuts...
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
If she really cared about the performance she would have had the words down before going on stage.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I've sung 9-5 better drunk at karaoke. She's a talentless hack. How many excuses can she come up with? I mean, bitch had damn cuecards!
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Does anyone else think she looks like she has gained weight? Her arms look much bigger than normal in these pics!
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
STOP IT PEOPLE! Don't you all know that the STDs from having sex with Pape Joe have rendered her partially blind? It's not her fault she couldn't read the cue cards! *runs away clenching stomach*
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
She has no flair, generosity, or confidence of an entertainer, she ran off the stage because she is insecure and stupid! She only did it for the money, she is a money grubbing cow. Im sure she blew all of that money from that crappy performance in some restaurant already! Stupid sloth!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
I guess that is why they have something called a "rehearsal". I mean she is suppose to be a singer right? She even had cue cards for crying out loud!
Shoot, I could have sung "9 to 5" better from rote, and I saw that movie twenty years ago!
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
If she really idolized Dolly Parton so much she would have practiced her ass off to be sure she could do the song justice. I mean that is just common sense and being a professional, Wait, she isn't! She just has big boobs and was once on a reality show.
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
Yes Jessica, it is embarASSing. Wait, were you referring to your loss of words or your singing in general?
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
GIVE ME A BREAK. Why on Earth would that stupid cow be nervous? She's been tourturing people with her "singing" for years! She should be use to being on stage.
God! She makes me sick. Let's just pray she will go away, get knocked up by her leech father, push out some inbred spawn and live happily ever after in a trailer.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
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