Keith Urban is Never Sober

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  • "I'm sorry if I hurt Nicole but I just want to tell the truth and move on."

    wow what a bitch. it wasn't enough to sleep with another woman's man, she has to rub it in her face while acting like a naive little victim. i hope he gave her herpes.

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • Judith Light's daughter? lol

    (Who's the boss reference)

    By Tazznum1, on 11:15 AM  

  • Days of Thunder was on tv the other day. Nichole was in that. Bitch has had some work done, most notably those lifted eyebrows.

    I have a bit of trouble believing any of this girls claims. None of it rings true.

    By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

  • how do these ugly girls MODEL?

    I thought you at least needed a family pedigree(Kim Stewart, Hilton Sisters, Cory Kennedy, Caroline D'Amore) for that!

    By parissucksliterally, on 11:21 AM  

  • What a bitch. She wants the money from the Enquirer. And how dare she call Nicole Kidman by her first name, like they knew each other because she was screwing her boyfriend? It's Ms. Kidman to you, slut.

    By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM  

  • I just Googled this one and I THINK I found a collection of her pix and I just have to say: YIKES! I feel like Martin Sheen steering the boat back down the river in the Apocalypse Now: "The horror...the horror..." Good grief: I don't know if he was trying but he actually succeeded in finding someone that makes Nicole Kidman look hot...
    How drunk is this guy anyway?!

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • I thought Keith Urban was a photographer or some shit.

    What is it with this country music craze? Even girls from the intelligent areas of the country listen to it now.

    Note to the ladies: the music still sucks. Just because you think the semi-retarded hicks with the cowboy hats and blank looks in their eye are "cute" doesn't make their music tolerable.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • i hope she didn't have anything.. really hope

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • I choose not to believe this story, and really hope its not true, the girl is only out for money, she could not care less about Nicole.

    By jannre, on 11:42 AM  

  • Poor Nicole. First Tom and now Keith. That woman, albeit rich one, has shit taste in men.

    By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM  

  • She was a raging hotty in Cold Mountain. Made me tingly in certain areas.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • 23? Yeah right!

    By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

  • if i had to marry nicole kidman, who looks like it hurts to smile or show any emotion at all, then i'd want to be hopped up on drugs too. that other girl is a bitch though.

    By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

  • Did anyone else notice that the whore of a model Wyatt said "pressurise"? Just goes to show how intelligent people really are. And they say beauty isn't everything.

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • Keith Urban really knows how to pick them. While it may seem that Nicole is void of any emotion, at least she's rich.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • i believe her. i always knew that boy wasn't quite right.

    By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

  • it's so aggravating that so people still think all country sounds like toby keith. some of it is good. and some sucks. just like every other genre on the planet. it's so ignorant and trendy to get on the "country sucks" bandwagon. it's right up there with blogging on myspace about how your parents don't understand you.

    keith is gorgeous and a fucking incredible guitarist (which most of you probably don't know). that "model" is a drunk hooker whose father probably took dirty pictures of her as a child and now she's still convinced she's pretty. but even seeing keith in the same picture with her kinda knocks him down a few points. and nicole is simply beautiful. you bastards can say what you want about the supposed "facial work" but the bitch looks incredible.

    By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

  • I feel so bad for Nicole. She was such a beauty only several years ago. Moulin Rouge, anyone? But everything is better than being married to Tom Cruise. Even this.

    By Kay, on 2:25 PM  

  • stupid ass keeps spreading her legs to the wrong men , they will divorce soon and she will pick another asswipe , maybe she will find k-fed atractive that will not be a surprice if nicole fucks k-fed her brain is not working she needs a tune up

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM  

  • Pressurise?!

    By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM  

  • "pressurise"? WTF?

    By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM  

  • how is it that nicole learned absolutely nothing about picking the right man? dumb. dumb. dumb.

    By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM  

  • Nicole does look pretty frigid....Keith had to thaw his winky somewhere....

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

  • Next time we want to call someone a scum sucking media whore we should all reread this page for perspective. If we are still confused, we can read about Donald Trump calling someone a big fat doody head just to be sure.

    By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM  

  • What a fucking liar. "Move on"? She's rubbing it in poor Nicole's face.

    And Niccie has bad taste in men, but it's not surprising -- after Tiny Tom she'll probably feel grateful to any guy who will actually have sex wih her.

    The good thing is, Nicole can get the whole mess annulled if he showed lack of fidelity. Cheating up to and/or after the wedding counts!

    And I don't like country. Past, present or future.

    By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM  

  • "Nicole leaving the premiere of "Happy Feet"...soon to appear in the horror flick "Skinny Feet"...

    By Anonymous, on 1:40 AM  

  • Dissin' on Nicole Kidman. One of the classiest, most glamorous beautiful ladies in the world?
    Seriously. Talk all you want about Keith Urban, but he seriously married up when he married Nicole.

    By Damian, on 5:53 AM  

  • Fuck nicole,, You dont think she fills her nose up too,,, what do you think they did on there honeymoon

    Now for Keith,, I love you man,,, Gchord,,,

    By burntfinger, on 9:38 AM  

  • Bitch! Quit your pressurising on me!!

    /shallow end of the gene pool

    By Gonzo, on 9:47 AM  

  • I can't tell you how many biatches I've had to send packing because they just couldn't stop pressurizing me!
    ...oh, and by the way: Just saw this one on the front page of today's NY Post: OOOFAH! I am going to have to completely rethink my original notion of the kind of smoking hot groupies a guy can get when he's a "star"...

    By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

  • After seeing various pix of this one over the past day I shan't be masturbating for at least a fortnight...
    Crikey! Pour me another lager! ...and throw some coke on the barbie!

    By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

  • ...and, horsey says, "I was a nobody and he was a star, but next to nicole, he was a nobody, and she was the super-star." seems like the illiterate coke-whore knew the score after all...

    By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM  

  • What is wrong with "pressurise"???

    I just can't imagine Nicole Kidman as a human with life and daily chores...
    I can't even begin to imagine what she is like as a girlfriend or wife.
    Therefore I cannot begin to fantasise about their marriage bust-up.

    (OH, are you guys talking about Brit spelling???)

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • If i had to "live" with that ice queen 2nd rate actress, i'd bag any 'ho that looked my way...

    good for him.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • YIKES. Nicole Kidman is a railthin emotionless hag, but if you don't want to hurt her, keep your pie hole shut, huh?

    Who's lookin for 15 minutes o'fame and a tidy check? Come on.....

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • "2:49pm Anonymous said...
    After seeing various pix of this one over the past day I shan't be masturbating for at least a fortnight..."

    haha!

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM  

  • Amanda Wyatt is simply attempting to get her fifteen minutes of fame, as well as a little money for selling a STORY (ie. fabricated) to a tabloid. As if Keith would do her!!! He's way too hot for her!!! And, he's got Nicole!!! Where's the proof? One lousy picture! Like he's never posed with a fan before?!? Move on indeed!

    By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

  • Anonymous 12:12 PM said...
    "What is wrong with "pressurise"???"

    I seriously hope that you are fucking joking. Forget the spelling, and read the sentence.

    I suppose you think everyone unfairly made fun of Lohan's "adequite" grammer too?

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • Umm, sorry, I still don't see what is wrong with the sentence. Humour me, please.

    By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM  

  • you "pressurise" chemicals, you pressure a person to get married

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • yeah, but if it comes with "do" (in past tense, in this case,) + noun, then you can use "pressurise" in such a sentence. I was taught so in school, honest. Also, once told it was commonly used in Brit English. It is not grammatically wrong as far as I (=a Brit) can see. Oh, never mind, maybe I AM crazy and stupid like this chick!

    By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM  

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