I've always found Amy Lee/Evanescence to be a little phony and manufactured, even though that semi-gothy/angsty bullshit that they're selling just tugs at my Depeche Mode / Cure marinated adolescent heartstrings. On the flip side, even though I loathe American Idol and hate that whole "just tell me what kind of a singer to be, mr. producer!" assembly line that Kelly Clarkson came off of, I've been a huge fan of hers ever since she sang "Since You've Been Gone" at the VMAs a couple of years ago. She has a great voice, she works her ass off, and she doesn't lip sync. Unfortunately, she's also apparently a juvenile, bratty little bitch.
I have *no* idea who to hate here, so I'll just close by saying that if Ben Moody didn't eat so much cake, he might still be in a multi-platinum selling band and not hanging out with d-list celebrities and making a z-list reality show. Fuck that fat kid.
God, you people are missing the entire point. Ben Moody wrote the entire album and when they got the platinum records they had convienently left his name off. I would have been a hell of a lot more pissed.
Amy Lee is an untalented skank. Listen more closely to her terrible songs, she can barely sing. I don't care for Kelly Clarkson, either. I would vandalize the homes of both women.
If Kelly Clarkson ever decides to go to the gym, I hope she's right in front of the window I can stand there eating a huge slice of cheese cake while she's working her jiggly ass off. That will never happen though because we all know Kelly will never set foor in a gym.
ALL parties involved are losers and Kelly Clarkson is like the fat unpopular girl acting like an asshole so she can get accepted by the popular kids. And the popular kids are tools. This is hilarious and sad.
Amy Lee is ugly. I don't get people who think she is pretty. She has a WEIRD chin, a really round face, and is kinda chunky...she has a really strange body, no tits or ass to speak of, yet is not thin by any means. The only things I can see that are good about her are her hair, eyes, and clothing. Oh, and she cannot sing live.
Kelly may be fat, but she can sing live, which is more than Amy Lee can say. Plus, I don't like her "I'm so GOTH" schtick while singing obvious pop songs.
To be fair, this clip was more about Ben Moody than Kelly Clarkson. What happened with BM WAS pretty shitty.
kelly says, i only did what i did because i'd gone out and bought a Ben Moody-sized roasting pan. he's going to be falling-off-the-bone tender. i'm starting with a leg. you don't eat a friend all at once.
Ben Moody is pissed because he was left off the crappy platinum album plaque? That's all?
Is it just me or is there a bit of a hidden agenda here? The guy lives on a fucking couch in a studio. Goody for him if he wrote the whole album. Nobody outside his little world cares. TP-ing someone's house is a bit extreme, I smell a hint of jealousy. After all Amy Lee HAS a house. What does Ben Moody have? A duvet and a name nobody remembers?
A little sour grapes there, Ben Moody? Well maybe you should have stayed off the drugs and alcohol and stayed with a decent band.
Somebody could firebomb that whole studio and the world would be better for it. Of course, it'd take hours for the fire to burn down the combined fat of Clarkson and Moody.
That fat firecrotch, Ben Moody lives on the couch in that studio. Sounds like that loser made some pretty stupid decisions. Maybe if he handled his shit better, he'd have a house, too.
If Ben Moody is such a goddamned genius songwriter as all of you up there seem to think, how is it that Evanescence have put out another full album while his musical output since leaving the band seems to amount to farting the theme to the Chester Cheetah commercial while sitting on a busted couch while eating Funnyuns?
11:59, sweetheart, TP-ing a house is extreme if you're a 20-something couch-surfer. If you were in junior high you'd at least be able to pull the "young and stupid" excuse.
It's also inconceivably dumb considering they broke two state laws and taped it for airing on a national television program. It ain't cool, it ain't brave, and it's only funny because they all look retarded doing it.
I'd love to bitch slap the lot of them, and I would if I wasn't eerily aware that if I hit two of them hard enough the resulting tremors might sink half the State of California.
Who cares if a couple of people toilet paper someone's house? If he wrote the damn album he has reason to be pissed. Would it have been "cooler" if he'd gone out and got drunk and drove his ass down a highway the wrong way in his SUV? And for anon who said you never heard of him, from Wiki, "Ben Robert Moody III [1] , born in Little Rock, Arkansas on January 22, 1981. From 1996 to October 2003, he was the lead guitarist for rock band Evanescence, a band that he formed with Amy Lee while they were in high school." So if you never heard of him then I think its fair to assume you've never heard of the band. As far as law breaking goes, I think most of have also driven around without seatbelts, or dropped a piece of paper on the ground LAWBREAKER LAWBREAKER I have you on film! Grow up, they're in Hollywood and taping a show. IF it bothers you that much my little saints then go here: www.disney.com
Oh, btw, I am neither an Evanescence fan nor a Kelly Clarkson fan, although I did see Ron Jeremy perform stand-up once....
you're all going to say it's just me...but i don't think kelly clarkson is fat. she's not skin and bones like nicole or parisite. so that instantly makes her fat? :shrug: i think she's cute.
Ben Moody should sue Amy Lee, not TP her house. I don't like Kelly Clarkson's music but I give her major props for helping him out after such a slap in the face. Oh and Kelly is probably about a size 6 so I don't know what's wrong with all you sick people with such a distorted view of size. Oh no, she EATS! Plus she's very pretty.
Um...Kelly Clarkson isn't fat...at worst she's a normal size. AND at least she has talent, unlike some "celebrities" who do nothing except whore themselves out to the media. AND I bet Kelly works her ASS off for the body she does have.
kelly's a lame follower, immature, plain-looking in real life (at best), and of course, fat. it's now all on video. and yet the herding instict cannot be overcome. fuckin darwin.
Everyone in the video are stupid wannaba jackasses. When you are over 12 you stop TPing someone's house and handle it like a mature adult. Atleast have the guts to call the people you have a problem with or meet them face to face. The whole thing made me glad I escaped highschool ...
I don't get why Kelly Clarkson was there tho? What exactly did she have to do with the fued? Looks she has low self esteem and wanted to be hang out with the "cool kids" ... which amounts to some fat guy no one has ever heard of and some dude with long black hair that looks like every other idiot goth in their 30's ...
TP is amateur night at the Apollo. A molotov cocktail hurled by a hairy forearm out of an Iroc (with Virgin Mary curiously painted on the hood) going 80 past the house. That is the scene we need.
Watching people awkwardly TP her house is like being at a red light and watching a Mustang peel out...you know...whatever. .
YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB ASSES! DO SOME RESEARCH! THOSE ARE HER LYRICS FOR THE MOST PART, AND MUSICAL FRAMEWORK! MOODY'S CONTRIBUTION? MY IMMORTAL, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT ONE! AND SOME PRETTY LAME GUITAR WORK, 3RD GRADER CAN PLAY IT!!!! AND THE COMMENT THAT AMY CAN'T SING!?? ARE YOU ALL STUPID? YOU'RE ALL EMO OR DEATH METAL DORKS THAT ARE LOST ON THE WEB.....RIGHT??
*They did a pretty shitty thing leaving Ben Moody off the plaque considering he wrote the whole album.
*It was still really immature and stupid of them to tp the chick's house, especially while being videotaped.
*Ben Moody must not have gotten much residuals from the album if he's sleeping in some basement. If I were him, I'd be pretty embarrassed by this video.
*Kelly Clarkson is NOT fat in this video. Yes she is being pretty childish for a grown woman, and yes she has definitely been photographed in the past in outfits that were not flattering to her figure, and no maybe some people don't like junk in the trunk on a white girl, but she is by no means FAT.
Like a previous poster stated, she is probably no more than a size 6 at most. My guess is the majority of guys on here bitching about her size are fucking girls a lot bigger than that... or not getting any at all, and paying 30 bucks a month to spend nights jacking off to the size 2 supermodels on some porn sight.
The two of them are acting like high school kids. Seriously, what twentysomething ex-couple resorts to stuff that juvenile? (that goes for either of them)
That being said I still want Amy to bear my children.
Fuck all you motherfuckers trashing Amy Lee's talent and personality and looks. She's not self absorbed or a bitch, I don't know how you'd make that out from her interviews. She's actually quite good to interview. I know people who've interviewed her. She has a beautiful voice and is a songwriter and pianist too. I will always defend Amy. Today is Amy's 25th birthday so I'm sure she'd be celebrating on not worried about what a bunch of bitter cunts think. Ben Moody is a bitter cunt too.
whoa, whoa, whoa.. Johnny All-Caps at 10 PM.. tone it down, okay kid? Wow, you know some chords on the guitar, congrats. How unique, so does 80% of the country.
yeah, amy is fucking stupid. Evanescence is fucking gay. and kelly clarkson is hot and awesome and super bad ass. so in your face, stupid goth bitches that like Evangay and dont like kelly clarkson.
I'm from Little Rock and went to PA (Pulaski Academy) while Amy reigned supreme about 7 years ago. She's totally not as goth as the studio makes her to be...she was in the damn Homecoming court. Ben's the "darker" of the two, and that's why their band is labeled that way. She was a voice and he was the brains behind their image. He got shafted when he left, though, but it's his own loser fault he's done nothing but be all gothy and mopey since then. It's all he knows, seriously.
Kelly Clarkson sucks ass, though. At least Amy Lee tries to project one image and persona. I don't know what the hell Kelly is supposed to be...punk? Goth? Pop? Avril?
I ususally like all of your entries Todd. But am I missing something here? Do you actually think Evanesence/Amy Lee is actually good? They completely fucking suck. Kelly may be chunky (for the entertainment biz), but Amy Lee is really talentless.
I'm sorry, but even at the ripe old age of 30, I still found that entertaining. They were making fun of Kelly and she takes all of it in stride. She seems like a perfectly normal person.
personally i like both amy lee and kelly clarkson but i have to say amy lee sucks live and kelly clarkson is pretty good live.... and the whole TP thing i bet it wasent even her house they jus did it to draw attention to themselves....
Ben Moody is just a fat child. Amy Lee is a beautiful, talented singer, who can sing live. And about Kelly Clarkson: She never was and never will be ; ).
Ben Moody needs to control his little fat pie (Miss Clarkson) and start making some real music. That disgusting song he wrote for the fantastic four "film" made me pity him even more.
Amy lee probably had nothing to do with the mailing of the album and frame so it is not fair that they trashed her house. And kelly clarkson is so immature for not minding her own damn business
I'm 100% certain that Evanescence had nothing to do with the picture that was put on the plaque, the record company probably just grabbed one of the current media shots of the band and slapped it on there. And didn't Moody like walk out of rehersal one day and then never talk to anyone in the band again?
bullshit she can sing.. She uses a vocal tuner for all of her fucking recordings to enhance her voice so she sounds good and amy leeish. She sings in one key and does the same style song after fucking song just like Scott Stapp did in Creed. Live engineers have a tough time using her ALESIS VOCAL TUNER because she sings something different each time in a different kind of horrible voice so the presets don't do her any good. Little Rock hates Amy Lee because how disrespectful she is to the locals and to other signed artist such as Stone Temple Pilots and other huge legendary bands she's talked trash on. They were NEVER big in Little Rock and were signed because she was sucking her uncles cock that worked at the radio station. All of a sudden people tried to look at her by shopping at hot topics. YAY GOTH KIDS! LETS PAINT OUR NAILS BLACK AND BE DIFFERENT THEN OUR CHRISTIAN family that we were brought up in because was want to fit in! hot topic shoppers are posers as most amy lees fans are just like Amy herself. Amy should die a slow fucking death sentence. She's fucked a lot of dudes to get where shes at and done a lot of meth straight out of Maumelle Arkansas.
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Uh oh let the floodgates open!
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Amy Lee is gorgeous
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Amy Lee may look OK but she comes across as a self-absorbed bitch in her interviews.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom! I once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom!
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
I'm in a quandry here.
I've always found Amy Lee/Evanescence to be a little phony and manufactured, even though that semi-gothy/angsty bullshit that they're selling just tugs at my Depeche Mode / Cure marinated adolescent heartstrings. On the flip side, even though I loathe American Idol and hate that whole "just tell me what kind of a singer to be, mr. producer!" assembly line that Kelly Clarkson came off of, I've been a huge fan of hers ever since she sang "Since You've Been Gone" at the VMAs a couple of years ago. She has a great voice, she works her ass off, and she doesn't lip sync. Unfortunately, she's also apparently a juvenile, bratty little bitch.
I have *no* idea who to hate here, so I'll just close by saying that if Ben Moody didn't eat so much cake, he might still be in a multi-platinum selling band and not hanging out with d-list celebrities and making a z-list reality show. Fuck that fat kid.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Amy Lee is scrumptious.
By Kelly Clarkson, on 10:24 AM
BOOM baba BOOM baba BOOM baba BOOM baba
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
I get it. So, it was the angry left out band losers idea to TP Amy's house, yet Kelly is the immature one. Makes perfect sense.
Dumb ass post.
The video was funny, but Kelly wasn't immature.
How about leaving a bandmate off of a plaque that he wrote the entire album of? Yeah...THAT'S not immature at all.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Uh oh... here come the heifers to defend their queen.
Folks, don't leave any food laying around the campsite. Make sure all pets and small children remain indoors.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
God, you people are missing the entire point. Ben Moody wrote the entire album and when they got the platinum records they had convienently left his name off. I would have been a hell of a lot more pissed.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
lame vid
By chuggdog, on 10:30 AM
Amy Lee is an untalented skank. Listen more closely to her terrible songs, she can barely sing.
I don't care for Kelly Clarkson, either. I would vandalize the homes of both women.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Yeah, I called her fat. Look at me, I'm skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy.
Best comment in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
If Kelly Clarkson ever decides to go to the gym, I hope she's right in front of the window I can stand there eating a huge slice of cheese cake while she's working her jiggly ass off.
That will never happen though because we all know Kelly will never set foor in a gym.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
ALL parties involved are losers and Kelly Clarkson is like the fat unpopular girl acting like an asshole so she can get accepted by the popular kids. And the popular kids are tools. This is hilarious and sad.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Amy Lee is ugly. I don't get people who think she is pretty. She has a WEIRD chin, a really round face, and is kinda chunky...she has a really strange body, no tits or ass to speak of, yet is not thin by any means. The only things I can see that are good about her are her hair, eyes, and clothing. Oh, and she cannot sing live.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
watching that video just made me muddy a little bit in my fart
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Amy Lee is a no-talent hack who looks like a butt-faced dude without her pancake makeup.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
"Yeah, I called her fat. Look at me, I'm skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy."
Humpty Hump!!! OMG! Love it!!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Amy lee is a pale cow that makes shitty, insipidly histrionic music for the Torrid set.
It's ironic how the singer from the pop factory reality show actually seems LESS manufactured than the "deep moody serious" pseudo-goth queen.
That Ben guy may be a tool, but fair is fair and that award plaque shit just isnt cool.
In summation, Amy Lee is a Kirsti Alley look in cunt, and even tho Kelly looks a bit fug outta makeup I would stlll bang the ass off of her.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
the humpty dance is your chance to do da hump..ooh ooh
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
wait, you wouldn't bang amy lee, but you would bang kelly clarkson?
that, my friends, is a textbook chubby chaser.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
i just itched a little bit in my anus
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
All anonymous "pro-Kelly Clarkson" posts = One guy
All anonymous "pro-Amy Lee posts" = One guy
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
Kelly may be fat, but she can sing live, which is more than Amy Lee can say. Plus, I don't like her "I'm so GOTH" schtick while singing obvious pop songs.
To be fair, this clip was more about Ben Moody than Kelly Clarkson. What happened with BM WAS pretty shitty.
By Sand, on 11:04 AM
kelly says, i only did what i did because i'd gone out and bought a Ben Moody-sized roasting pan. he's going to be falling-off-the-bone tender. i'm starting with a leg. you don't eat a friend all at once.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
+100 points for the digital underground ref!
By missed the glance, on 11:06 AM
Ben Moody is pissed because he was left off the crappy platinum album plaque? That's all?
Is it just me or is there a bit of a hidden agenda here? The guy lives on a fucking couch in a studio. Goody for him if he wrote the whole album. Nobody outside his little world cares. TP-ing someone's house is a bit extreme, I smell a hint of jealousy. After all Amy Lee HAS a house. What does Ben Moody have? A duvet and a name nobody remembers?
Yeah, thought so.
By Vigilante, on 11:07 AM
i just hemorrhaged a little in my rectum
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
All anonymous "All anonymous" posts = Down Syndrome + keyboard
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
jeez, vig, you and amy should just get a room
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Fuck Amy lee
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
A little sour grapes there, Ben Moody? Well maybe you should have stayed off the drugs and alcohol and stayed with a decent band.
Somebody could firebomb that whole studio and the world would be better for it. Of course, it'd take hours for the fire to burn down the combined fat of Clarkson and Moody.
By jeditemple, on 11:15 AM
Anon 11:10 whimpered: All anonymous "All anonymous" posts = Down Syndrome + keyboard
Good comeback, rtard.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Naw, we don't need to get a room. She's got a house full of 'em.
By Vigilante, on 11:17 AM
she has a house. wow, a house! a HOUSE! and in the house...rooms! ROOMS! that's how you know you've made it big.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
That fat firecrotch, Ben Moody lives on the couch in that studio. Sounds like that loser made some pretty stupid decisions. Maybe if he handled his shit better, he'd have a house, too.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
DUDE, was that a Humpty Humpty Digital Underground quote?! :) SWEET!
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Sand said...
... BM WAS pretty shitty.
Ha ha did anyone else catch that?
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Erm...
If Ben Moody is such a goddamned genius songwriter as all of you up there seem to think, how is it that Evanescence have put out another full album while his musical output since leaving the band seems to amount to farting the theme to the Chester Cheetah commercial while sitting on a busted couch while eating Funnyuns?
Seriously.
Anyone?
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Nice one, Sand.
By Vigilante, on 11:59 AM
TP-ing a house is extreme?!?
man, we must have been considered the Osama bin Ladens of junior high!
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
That was a waste of 3+ minutes of my life...BORING!
Does anyone else think Amy looks like Minnie Driver? THey both have a goofy jaw...
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
^ NO, but I do think you're a fat Kelly Clarkson fan.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
11:59, sweetheart, TP-ing a house is extreme if you're a 20-something couch-surfer. If you were in junior high you'd at least be able to pull the "young and stupid" excuse.
It's also inconceivably dumb considering they broke two state laws and taped it for airing on a national television program. It ain't cool, it ain't brave, and it's only funny because they all look retarded doing it.
I'd love to bitch slap the lot of them, and I would if I wasn't eerily aware that if I hit two of them hard enough the resulting tremors might sink half the State of California.
By Vigilante, on 12:20 PM
lol... that was an interesting video
evanescence's music is shit. the band is hilarious.. "1 semi-pretty kinda fat goth girl with 3 other fat guys." LOL
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
looks like amy is vigilante's kelly. such a vigorous attack on amy's enemies, so protective. adorable.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
All involved are retards and should never be allowed to record music again. Ever.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Who the hell is ben moody? he was in evanescence? I've never heard of him! well he and kelly are both fat and should die.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
12:26,
Nice deductive skills, Sherlock. You should be like, head of the CIA or something. Moron.
By Vigilante, on 12:44 PM
Was I the only one that thought the ex porn-star/rocker wannabe looked really stupid with that long, dyed-black hair?
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Who cares if a couple of people toilet paper someone's house? If he wrote the damn album he has reason to be pissed. Would it have been "cooler" if he'd gone out and got drunk and drove his ass down a highway the wrong way in his SUV? And for anon who said you never heard of him, from Wiki, "Ben Robert Moody III [1] , born in Little Rock, Arkansas on January 22, 1981. From 1996 to October 2003, he was the lead guitarist for rock band Evanescence, a band that he formed with Amy Lee while they were in high school." So if you never heard of him then I think its fair to assume you've never heard of the band. As far as law breaking goes, I think most of have also driven around without seatbelts, or dropped a piece of paper on the ground LAWBREAKER LAWBREAKER I have you on film! Grow up, they're in Hollywood and taping a show. IF it bothers you that much my little saints then go here: www.disney.com
Oh, btw, I am neither an Evanescence fan nor a Kelly Clarkson fan, although I did see Ron Jeremy perform stand-up once....
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
I'd bang the hell out of both Amy and Kelly at the same time.
By Damian, on 12:54 PM
sure, why not, if you're going to go blind, why not a twofer? (well, threefer, technically, with kc)
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Amy Lee is a self absorbed cunt who will take a potshot at anything that isn't Evanescence.
Kelly Clarkson's awesome....can't stand her music...but she's 10000x a better person than Amy Lee.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
kelly threw a normal amount of toilet paper. it only seems like a lot if you're obsessed with small wads of 1-ply, like a pedophile.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
kelly is nice and sweet and talented. meaning that she follows what other people tell her to do and eats a lot. no wonder she's so beloved.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
you're all going to say it's just me...but i don't think kelly clarkson is fat. she's not skin and bones like nicole or parisite. so that instantly makes her fat? :shrug: i think she's cute.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Ben Moody should sue Amy Lee, not TP her house. I don't like Kelly Clarkson's music but I give her major props for helping him out after such a slap in the face. Oh and Kelly is probably about a size 6 so I don't know what's wrong with all you sick people with such a distorted view of size. Oh no, she EATS! Plus she's very pretty.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
except for the parts about her being pretty, and not being fat, i totally agree
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Um...Kelly Clarkson isn't fat...at worst she's a normal size. AND at least she has talent, unlike some "celebrities" who do nothing except whore themselves out to the media. AND I bet Kelly works her ASS off for the body she does have.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
if kelly works her ass off for the body she does have, she must have started out as a different species
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
kelly's a lame follower, immature, plain-looking in real life (at best), and of course, fat. it's now all on video. and yet the herding instict cannot be overcome. fuckin darwin.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Everyone in the video are stupid wannaba jackasses. When you are over 12 you stop TPing someone's house and handle it like a mature adult. Atleast have the guts to call the people you have a problem with or meet them face to face. The whole thing made me glad I escaped highschool ...
I don't get why Kelly Clarkson was there tho? What exactly did she have to do with the fued? Looks she has low self esteem and wanted to be hang out with the "cool kids" ... which amounts to some fat guy no one has ever heard of and some dude with long black hair that looks like every other idiot goth in their 30's ...
oh the music industry .. soooo glamorous ...
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
TP is amateur night at the Apollo.
A molotov cocktail hurled by a hairy forearm out of an Iroc (with Virgin Mary curiously painted on the hood) going 80 past the house. That is the scene we need.
Watching people awkwardly TP her house is like being at a red light and watching a Mustang peel out...you know...whatever.
.
By Onan's seed, on 3:22 PM
I must have missed something. Why were there naked chicks wandering around?
And Kelly isn't fat she looks fine.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
God bless you for busting out with the lyrics from "The Humpty Dance".
Sweet lord, that's good shit.
Thanks for the laughs! =D
By Wintermute, on 5:17 PM
pffft...
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on 7:10 PM
Kelly Clarkston isn't fat, she has a nice ass though.
And Amy Lee deserves that shit, psycho self centered bitch
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB ASSES! DO SOME RESEARCH! THOSE ARE HER LYRICS FOR THE MOST PART, AND MUSICAL FRAMEWORK! MOODY'S CONTRIBUTION? MY IMMORTAL, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT ONE! AND SOME PRETTY LAME GUITAR WORK, 3RD GRADER CAN PLAY IT!!!! AND THE COMMENT THAT AMY CAN'T SING!?? ARE YOU ALL STUPID? YOU'RE ALL EMO OR DEATH METAL DORKS THAT ARE LOST ON THE WEB.....RIGHT??
By JRL, on 10:00 PM
Facts:
*They did a pretty shitty thing leaving Ben Moody off the plaque considering he wrote the whole album.
*It was still really immature and stupid of them to tp the chick's house, especially while being videotaped.
*Ben Moody must not have gotten much residuals from the album if he's sleeping in some basement. If I were him, I'd be pretty embarrassed by this video.
*Kelly Clarkson is NOT fat in this video. Yes she is being pretty childish for a grown woman, and yes she has definitely been photographed in the past in outfits that were not flattering to her figure, and no maybe some people don't like junk in the trunk on a white girl, but she is by no means FAT.
Like a previous poster stated, she is probably no more than a size 6 at most. My guess is the majority of guys on here bitching about her size are fucking girls a lot bigger than that... or not getting any at all, and paying 30 bucks a month to spend nights jacking off to the size 2 supermodels on some porn sight.
By meagan, on 10:09 PM
The two of them are acting like high school kids. Seriously, what twentysomething ex-couple resorts to stuff that juvenile? (that goes for either of them)
That being said I still want Amy to bear my children.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
the humpty dance reference WINS THE FUCKING INTERNET.
By s., on 10:57 PM
it wasn't amy lee's house. the entire ordeal was staged.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 AM
who cares about the made up Kelly v Amy thing, how about Ron Jeremy's rap? hilarious.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 AM
Fuck all you motherfuckers trashing Amy Lee's talent and personality and looks. She's not self absorbed or a bitch, I don't know how you'd make that out from her interviews. She's actually quite good to interview. I know people who've interviewed her. She has a beautiful voice and is a songwriter and pianist too. I will always defend Amy. Today is Amy's 25th birthday so I'm sure she'd be celebrating on not worried about what a bunch of bitter cunts think. Ben Moody is a bitter cunt too.
By Leave Amy Alone!, on 3:18 AM
whoa, whoa, whoa.. Johnny All-Caps at 10 PM.. tone it down, okay kid? Wow, you know some chords on the guitar, congrats. How unique, so does 80% of the country.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 AM
yeah, amy is fucking stupid. Evanescence is fucking gay. and kelly clarkson is hot and awesome and super bad ass. so in your face, stupid goth bitches that like Evangay and dont like kelly clarkson.
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
but,what did exactly happen between BM and Amy Lee? why did he leave the band? that'd explain a lot,maybe.
By b, on 9:58 AM
^ that's what I thought--I read somewhere that she lives in New York City now.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
they tp-ed a motherfucking house! it's not like they broke in and killed the girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Just a thought, it is way dorkier to like a pop band like Evanescence as opposed to, say, Joan of Arc or Cannibal Corpse.
"Lost on the internet" - what does that even mean?
Also note the proper use of caps.
Also, Tupac was the best back up dancer Humpy ever had.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
I'm from Little Rock and went to PA (Pulaski Academy) while Amy reigned supreme about 7 years ago. She's totally not as goth as the studio makes her to be...she was in the damn Homecoming court. Ben's the "darker" of the two, and that's why their band is labeled that way. She was a voice and he was the brains behind their image. He got shafted when he left, though, but it's his own loser fault he's done nothing but be all gothy and mopey since then. It's all he knows, seriously.
Kelly Clarkson sucks ass, though. At least Amy Lee tries to project one image and persona. I don't know what the hell Kelly is supposed to be...punk? Goth? Pop? Avril?
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
I ususally like all of your entries Todd. But am I missing something here? Do you actually think Evanesence/Amy Lee is actually good? They completely fucking suck. Kelly may be chunky (for the entertainment biz), but Amy Lee is really talentless.
I'm sorry, but even at the ripe old age of 30, I still found that entertaining. They were making fun of Kelly and she takes all of it in stride. She seems like a perfectly normal person.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Kelly seems like fun.
And she's not fat, far from it.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
personally i like both amy lee and kelly clarkson but i have to say amy lee sucks live and kelly clarkson is pretty good live.... and the whole TP thing i bet it wasent even her house they jus did it to draw attention to themselves....
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
If this passes for TV nowadays, i'm gonna go throw my freeview box out of the window.
Worst. Show. Ever. Not one single person came off well. The producers were asshats, Kelly has no morals, Ron's just clamouring to get screentime.
Truly, truly terrible.
By sam991, on 4:01 PM
I'm just pissed they wasted all that toilet paper, have you seen the prices lately?
By Bitch McMean, on 4:50 PM
I have spent a couple of hours with Amy Lee and I can tell you she is prettier in person. She is also VERY nice and funny.
Ben on the other hand, was a jackass. Plain and simple. He was uncomfortable to be around.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Ben Moody is just a fat child. Amy Lee is a beautiful, talented singer, who can sing live. And about Kelly Clarkson: She never was and never will be ; ).
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
Ben Moody needs to control his little fat pie (Miss Clarkson) and start making some real music. That disgusting song he wrote for the fantastic four "film" made me pity him even more.
Sort out the gut Ben!
By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM
Kelly seems like fat.
And she's not fun, far from it.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Amy lee probably had nothing to do with the mailing of the album and frame so it is not fair that they trashed her house.
And kelly clarkson is so immature for not minding her own damn business
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
I'm 100% certain that Evanescence had nothing to do with the picture that was put on the plaque, the record company probably just grabbed one of the current media shots of the band and slapped it on there. And didn't Moody like walk out of rehersal one day and then never talk to anyone in the band again?
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
shut your fuckin mouth...! amy lee is very beautiful! and she can really sing...
ricardo ferreira
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
bullshit she can sing.. She uses a vocal tuner for all of her fucking recordings to enhance her voice so she sounds good and amy leeish. She sings in one key and does the same style song after fucking song just like Scott Stapp did in Creed. Live engineers have a tough time using her ALESIS VOCAL TUNER because she sings something different each time in a different kind of horrible voice so the presets don't do her any good. Little Rock hates Amy Lee because how disrespectful she is to the locals and to other signed artist such as Stone Temple Pilots and other huge legendary bands she's talked trash on. They were NEVER big in Little Rock and were signed because she was sucking her uncles cock that worked at the radio station. All of a sudden people tried to look at her by shopping at hot topics. YAY GOTH KIDS! LETS PAINT OUR NAILS BLACK AND BE DIFFERENT THEN OUR CHRISTIAN family that we were brought up in because was want to fit in! hot topic shoppers are posers as most amy lees fans are just like Amy herself. Amy should die a slow fucking death sentence. She's fucked a lot of dudes to get where shes at and done a lot of meth straight out of Maumelle Arkansas.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 AM
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