Maybe it's Justin Timberlake's d*** in a box. . . . It's the only way she'd ever get at it! (Seriously, now: She could have bitten it off, right? It's probably SOMEONE's d*** that she chomped off accidentally during foreplay.)
Leave her alone, some people have IBS, as it appears she does.
She's still fugly and pale and skinny and unimportant and has vampire teeth and can't dress and thinks she's hot when really, omg...but she can't help having IBS.
I can understand having shitting problems. Nobodies above shitting. But, if I had to buy said device I would have a car waiting for me outside and I would have had the cashier double bag that sucker.
I may not be above shitting, but I am not above a shitting embarrassment.
Crohn's disease. Not fun. People get sick, people have to buy medicine/treatment. Make fun of her for being a bad actress or for having those messed up teeth, but an illness? No, sorry.
I personally think that Kirsten Dunst is WAY overrated! She also also FAR from attractive! I think she could go away today, and I would never miss her! But to make fun of someone over a possible medical condition is beyond low! You people need to get a clue!
I have IBS, and would take any medicine I could to make it go away! The bottom line is that as of now there is no cure for IBS. If that is what she has, I feel sad for her! To make fun of people with a disease or a disorder is plain wrong!
I can't believe people just freely admit they have IBS like it's a cut finger or a sore foot. Keep that to yourselves! And put that box in a bag, Kirsten!
It's people like you that are idiots! IBS is a disorder like many others that we need to find a cure for! I read somewhere a year or so ago that about 1/4 to 1/3 of the population has IBS, but is ashamed to tell anyone (including their doctor).
You IBS activists don't even know if Dunst has IBS. She could have a stomach disorder or some other disorder from all of her eating disorders she's has over the years.
what an unfortunate thing to be photographed carrying. i think i'd rather have a purple polka-dot vibrator, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, and some KY jelly and run into my father than be a celebrity photographed carrying poop tests.
I will never understand the vitriol directed at this woman by all the online gossip sites. She seems like a relatively nice person for a young actress. Sure, she's got a snaggle tooth, but I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
^ You're just used to only being able to "hit" ugly chicks and Kirsten is not as ugly as the ugly girls you've fucked. That's why you don't understand.
wow, as an anonymous user, i must admit, it's easier to say whatever than if i was registered. nobody on here is bragging about having IBS or any other gastrointestinal disorder/issue. it's just pretty low too make fun of someone for it, especially someone who hasn't been anything to merit a very low type of mockery. a lot of people suffer from IBS and, even if you don't, there's a good chance that if you lead a long life you will, at some point, have a gastrointestinal problem. Many younger people have IBS too. It's understandable that once in awhile Dunst might forget there's a photographer 50 ft. away, just waiting to capture that money shot.
^ This isn't the place to talk about it! It's where people come to make fun of celebs! Go to a support group message board. Jesus Christ, you IBS people have really shitty senses of humor!
Dunst DESERVES to be laughed at for being a celebrity and walking around with stuff like that in front of the paps. It's worse than Lohan walking out of store with a shiny new pair of handcuffs. It's just BEGGING for a picture to be taken. HA HA.
why is it "very low " to make fun of IBS? nothing in this world seems above ridicule. this site regularly disses people's skin color, sexual orientation and body type. so why not the shits? it's just amazing to me that everyone is always in on the joke until it comes to THEIR particular issue. that's called hypocrisy. anyone concerned about the horrible plight of all the world's poor IBS sufferers should not be anywhere near this site to begin with.
poor chick her asshole is full of rock hard shit now she can get any anal untill she drains all that caca out of it see that girls always flush your lil asses that way you are ready for some backdoor fun , her b/f is at home sitting there waiting for her rock hard shit to come out so he can go in
Well said, Anon 2:12. I don't doubt that IBS is unpleasant and gross, but I've heard of WORSE events in celebrity life on this site, without half of these angry "You shouldn't say this/that" emails. What's everyone getting all pissed about? No one ever defends Nicole Richie's anorexia, or Lindsay Lohan's alcoholism. Although I could care less about either of them.
And let's face it: anything to do with shit, diarrhea, or anything of the sort is gonna get laughs. That's just how it is. Hell, most comedians make their living off of that kind of humor. No matter how uncomfortable or embarrassing the situation is. For all we know, Kirsten doesn't even HAVE IBS, and everyone's going nuts.
Haha, yes! You know, there are some days when I just don't hear enough indignant babbling from people who can not only DIAGNOSE someone from a photograph, but who can also completely erase any sense of humor they once had at the mere mention of embarrassing GI diseases. Thanks, guys, you've really made my day.
The story about Ms. Dunst is reason enough for all of us to fight those Islamo-Fascist terrorists to their death. It's stories like that and posts like those above that make this culture worth preserving. God Bless America.
It's a lovely Christmas gift for Todd. Don't shake (or smell) before opening. Seriously, Todd, attractiveness is subjective; not everyone shares your disdain for the physical qualities of Kiki... I follow you most places, but not here.
Actually, Miss Dunst is to be commended because she is at least disposing of fecal matter in some acceptable and safe manner.
Maybe she is on her way to show soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Federline that fecal matter can be disposed of properly, instead of letting it smear the pubic hairs of the taint and causing skid marks on car seats and see-thru mini-skirts for every photo-journalist/amatueur gynocologist to examine in minute detail.
Personally, I would love to examine Miss Dunsts passion flower in such detail....certainly it couldn't be the most repulsive....that honor belongs to the Queen of All Skanks, Miss P. Hilton.
As someone with a gastrointestinal disorder, I feel embarrassed for her having someone take her photo holding that box. But I feel worse for her if she actually has a gastro illness.
Gastro problems aside, she does look like death warmed over. Yikes.
i have ibs too, but lets face it, carrying a stool testing kit around is blatantly asking to be publicly ridiculed. Especially since we have no proof that she is actually ill. Celebrities do insane things for no evident reason. Madonna gets seasonal colonics, and doesnt Courtney Cox bleach her anus? Maybe Kiki just likes to be on the up and up about her doodies? Like maybe she has a doody journal...doody memoirs... Anyway, peoples butts and things that thier butts emit are inherently funny.
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Oh Kiki!!!
http://www.veryliberating.com
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
That's just mean.
I mean, we all fart sometimes.
(poot)
I just streaked up my drawers.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
that's so gross. maybe she has the shits a lot....?
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
GI problems, eh?
I'l gladly be on the receiving end of a Dusnt Cleveland Steamer. Even if it was hot and liquidy.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
So... what she's constipated or something?
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Maybe it's Justin Timberlake's d*** in a box. . . . It's the only way she'd ever get at it! (Seriously, now: She could have bitten it off, right? It's probably SOMEONE's d*** that she chomped off accidentally during foreplay.)
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
i wonder if she wheezes when she drops a duke?
By earl, on 11:06 AM
Leave her alone, some people have IBS, as it appears she does.
She's still fugly and pale and skinny and unimportant and has vampire teeth and can't dress and thinks she's hot when really, omg...but she can't help having IBS.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
If she wasn't a celebrity, I'd say we're being mean to this poor girl. But, aw hell, she's a celebrity and being made fun of comes with the territory.
She didn't even try to hide the box! I wonder what's in the bag...? There are more than a few bottles in there.
Is CDSA some sort of shit-testing kit? You know, scrape your turd into a bottle and add some chemicals and get a colour change. That sort of thing?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
it could just be colitis...
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
She can't carry that shit (pun intended) in a bag?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
lol, that's shitty.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I can understand having shitting problems. Nobodies above shitting. But, if I had to buy said device I would have a car waiting for me outside and I would have had the cashier double bag that sucker.
I may not be above shitting, but I am not above a shitting embarrassment.
By BV, on 11:15 AM
That should read "I am above shitting embarrassment."
By BV, on 11:16 AM
11:02, she's a woman, and therefore not suitable for justin timberlake.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Crohn's disease. Not fun. People get sick, people have to buy medicine/treatment. Make fun of her for being a bad actress or for having those messed up teeth, but an illness? No, sorry.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Stop diagnosing her, you morons! You don't even know what she has!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
All the people with shitting problems are going to get all serious and mad on this thread just like the fat girls do on the Kelly Clarkson posts.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Dude - it looks like she teleported with something. Look at the middle finger on her right hand.
That ain't human.
By Rodge, on 11:33 AM
Ok, Todd...that's hitting below the belt. A lot of people, including myself, suffer from IBS. Making fun of diseases and disorders is not cool.
By jeditemple, on 11:45 AM
^11:33 Couldn't agree more. It reminds me of ET's crooked little finger. "ET phone home."
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
We don't want to know about your shitting problems, please shut up.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
I personally think that Kirsten Dunst is WAY overrated! She also also FAR from attractive! I think she could go away today, and I would never miss her!
But to make fun of someone over a possible medical condition is beyond low! You people need to get a clue!
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
People with poop problems are obviously assholes.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
^11:31 It's happening, just like you said.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
I have IBS, and would take any medicine I could to make it go away! The bottom line is that as of now there is no cure for IBS. If that is what she has, I feel sad for her!
To make fun of people with a disease or a disorder is plain wrong!
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
I can't believe people just freely admit they have IBS like it's a cut finger or a sore foot. Keep that to yourselves! And put that box in a bag, Kirsten!
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
She probably wears adult diapers, just in case.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
i can't go poopies :(
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Aaaaah, it's going to be a good day on IDLYINTW.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
maybe it's from too much back door action, with no lube.
By Nrrvus, on 11:54 AM
Anon 11:51AM
It's people like you that are idiots! IBS is a disorder like many others that we need to find a cure for!
I read somewhere a year or so ago that about 1/4 to 1/3 of the population has IBS, but is ashamed to tell anyone (including their doctor).
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
This isn't the place to brag about your shitting problems.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Back door action will make you shart, Kirsten.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
@ 11:57 - Do you have a bumper sticker on your car that says "HONK IF YOU HAVE IBS"?
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Maybe it's not hers. She could be buying it for a sick family member or something. God, why am I making excuses for Kiki Drunkst?
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
You IBS activists don't even know if Dunst has IBS. She could have a stomach disorder or some other disorder from all of her eating disorders she's has over the years.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
12:01: thanks for proving that you are an absolute ignorant moron!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
12:03, maybe you got IBS because you are obviously a miserable person and a cure for your IBS is being less irritable and irritating.
Just a thought.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
12:06: Actually I have had IBS since I was in Jr High! You obviously don't know much about IBS!
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
12:08, I'm sure you've been irritable and irritating your entire life.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
hahahaha poop jokes ensue.
what an unfortunate thing to be photographed carrying. i think i'd rather have a purple polka-dot vibrator, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, and some KY jelly and run into my father than be a celebrity photographed carrying poop tests.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
All you morons with ass problems. Stop bitching about it and do what I tell you:
1) stop drinking coffee
2) stop eating any foods made by people with slanted eyes or towel-headgear
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
12:12: I am sure that you have been ignorant and moronic your whole life!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
^ Stop being a butthole.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Imagine if Jennifer Lopez had IBS? I mean, with all the burritos she must put away, she must, right?
My god, her diahrrea must be like a horrible, horrible volcano.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Again, I invoke the name of Mustard Dick Guy.
He seems to have made a comment today... his sad little weiner must be all gooped up and Mom's too busy swallowing to hand him a handi-wipe.
Merry Christmas, Mustard Dick Guy!
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Can you imagine what it would be like if Beyonce, J-Lo, Rosie O'Donnell and Kelly Clarkson all lived in the same house, shared one toilet and had IBS?
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
12:22: Thanks for being another ignorant moron!
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
12:25, I dream about being that toilet, every night.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
12:27, Does IBS limit your vocabulary, or are the words "ignorant" and "moron" the only ones you know how to spell?
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
12:29, stop feeding the troll (especially since this troll repeats the same 3 words, very fucking annoying)
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
I will never understand the vitriol directed at this woman by all the online gossip sites. She seems like a relatively nice person for a young actress. Sure, she's got a snaggle tooth, but I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
By coolpapaboze, on 12:37 PM
^ You're just used to only being able to "hit" ugly chicks and Kirsten is not as ugly as the ugly girls you've fucked. That's why you don't understand.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
^yeah, you know you're right. thanks for clearing that up for me. my mind is free now.
By coolpapaboze, on 12:40 PM
It might not be IBD. Maybe she has worms or some other parasite.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
Maybe she's been shoving that worm like finger up her ass too much.
By Bitch McMean, on 12:44 PM
Geez, she bought a lot of stuff at the drug store.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
wow, as an anonymous user, i must admit, it's easier to say whatever than if i was registered. nobody on here is bragging about having IBS or any other gastrointestinal disorder/issue. it's just pretty low too make fun of someone for it, especially someone who hasn't been anything to merit a very low type of mockery. a lot of people suffer from IBS and, even if you don't, there's a good chance that if you lead a long life you will, at some point, have a gastrointestinal problem. Many younger people have IBS too. It's understandable that once in awhile Dunst might forget there's a photographer 50 ft. away, just waiting to capture that money shot.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
i'd still hit it. sorry.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
^ This isn't the place to talk about it! It's where people come to make fun of celebs! Go to a support group message board. Jesus Christ, you IBS people have really shitty senses of humor!
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
I'd hit her spastic pooper.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
^ "...shitty senses of humor." So to speak. Hee hee.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Fuck she's ugly. She looks so cold and dead, she'd probably give your dick frostbite.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Dunst DESERVES to be laughed at for being a celebrity and walking around with stuff like that in front of the paps. It's worse than Lohan walking out of store with a shiny new pair of handcuffs. It's just BEGGING for a picture to be taken. HA HA.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
IBS...the issue that divides.
After reading this thread, it seems like we need to add it to the list of topics not to voice an opinion on amongst friends, like money or politics.
Who would have known?
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
chick looks like shes about to pass out
By prettyboy, on 1:25 PM
Gay sex makes my butthole bloody and sore. I can't control my poopies!
By Mustard dick guy, on 1:32 PM
I would comment.
But I have to shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
why is it "very low " to make fun of IBS? nothing in this world seems above ridicule. this site regularly disses people's skin color, sexual orientation and body type. so why not the shits? it's just amazing to me that everyone is always in on the joke until it comes to THEIR particular issue. that's called hypocrisy. anyone concerned about the horrible plight of all the world's poor IBS sufferers should not be anywhere near this site to begin with.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
poor chick her asshole is full of rock hard shit now she can get any anal untill she drains all that caca out of it
see that girls always flush your lil asses that way you are ready for some backdoor fun , her b/f is at home sitting there waiting for her rock hard shit to come out so he can go in
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
I don't get it. There's plenty of room in that bag for that box of shit analyzer. It seems like she WANTED to get photographed with it.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
^2:40 That's just crude. Get your mind out of the gutter.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Not gutter. Toilet. Ha ha.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Yep, that's pretty weird. Just flush it lady, don't examine it.
I guess that's unless a GI doc recommended it. Unlikely for such a young lady, but possible.
By DrDiSaia, on 3:25 PM
Man this site gets a lot of shithead visitors!
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
I think we might have jumped the gun. Maybe she's just holding it for a friend.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Well said, Anon 2:12. I don't doubt that IBS is unpleasant and gross, but I've heard of WORSE events in celebrity life on this site, without half of these angry "You shouldn't say this/that" emails. What's everyone getting all pissed about? No one ever defends Nicole Richie's anorexia, or Lindsay Lohan's alcoholism. Although I could care less about either of them.
And let's face it: anything to do with shit, diarrhea, or anything of the sort is gonna get laughs. That's just how it is. Hell, most comedians make their living off of that kind of humor. No matter how uncomfortable or embarrassing the situation is. For all we know, Kirsten doesn't even HAVE IBS, and everyone's going nuts.
In other words, relax.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
I want her hot, steaming, caustic, acidic, rancid shit all over my naked body. I want to bathe in this woman's shit.
What? Don't judge.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
i'm into scat now
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
how is shit in a box worse than any of the pictures of britney's vaginoscopys and hairy taint?
somehow dunst holding a box of her own feces is rather humorous and not gross
By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
JUMANJI!
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
THESE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS. THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!! 'GO TO AN IBS SUPPORT BOARD' HAHAHHA
By Anonymous, on 11:47 PM
rawr she's hot, especially now she plays with her own bab!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 AM
Haha, yes! You know, there are some days when I just don't hear enough indignant babbling from people who can not only DIAGNOSE someone from a photograph, but who can also completely erase any sense of humor they once had at the mere mention of embarrassing GI diseases. Thanks, guys, you've really made my day.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 AM
4:04PM, And you are the biggest shithead visitor of them all!
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
The story about Ms. Dunst is reason enough for all of us to fight those Islamo-Fascist terrorists to their death. It's stories like that and posts like those above that make this culture worth preserving. God Bless America.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
It's a lovely Christmas gift for Todd. Don't shake (or smell) before opening. Seriously, Todd, attractiveness is subjective; not everyone shares your disdain for the physical qualities of Kiki... I follow you most places, but not here.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Actually, Miss Dunst is to be commended because she is at least disposing of fecal matter in some acceptable and safe manner.
Maybe she is on her way to show soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Federline that fecal matter can be disposed of properly, instead of letting it smear the pubic hairs of the taint and causing skid marks on car seats and see-thru mini-skirts for every photo-journalist/amatueur gynocologist to examine in minute detail.
Personally, I would love to examine Miss Dunsts passion flower in such detail....certainly it couldn't be the most repulsive....that honor belongs to the Queen of All Skanks, Miss P. Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
Holy cow she's sexy, in a sort of crack whore who hasn't seen sunlight in 6 months sexy.
Is she doing the "shocker" with her right hand?
By Anonymous, on 1:10 AM
The real story is the length of that finger on her hand carrying the box. "E.T. phone home ..."
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
As someone with a gastrointestinal disorder, I feel embarrassed for her having someone take her photo holding that box. But I feel worse for her if she actually has a gastro illness.
Gastro problems aside, she does look like death warmed over. Yikes.
By scylla, on 4:25 PM
Eh, who gives a shit.
Oh, wait..
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
i have ibs too, but lets face it, carrying a stool testing kit around is blatantly asking to be publicly ridiculed. Especially since we have no proof that she is actually ill. Celebrities do insane things for no evident reason. Madonna gets seasonal colonics, and doesnt Courtney Cox bleach her anus? Maybe Kiki just likes to be on the up and up about her doodies? Like maybe she has a doody journal...doody memoirs...
Anyway, peoples butts and things that thier butts emit are inherently funny.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
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