Zelnik may constantly knock her head against a wall due to Lohan's antics but she can rest assured that until Linds is no longer famous or decides to cut her wrists, Zelnik will always be gainfully employed.
If Ms. Lohan wishes to express her newfound respect for said cunts, we shan't speak afoul of her, as her insights reflect the fruits of mighty labors with an unyielding stave.
she sounds like a trucker describing his night with a really cheap and extra nasty hooker. it was nice of her publicist to translate for us. does she get paid extra for that?
"I seriously wonder what kind of industrial strength dinosaur tranquilizer Zelnik has to take to fall asleep at night because of Lindsay's rambling drunk ass."
OMG, Todd, you totally crack meup, no matter what kind of day I'm having.......
if we have to pay to see her strip, we better see the freckled browneye. maybe some self-fisting. possibly ATM with a giant mushroom-headed dildo. all i'm sayin, with everything that's already out there for free, anything less would be...inadequite.
Keep practicing for new career, whore. She can't act, she can't dress just another piece of white trash with money. Tell the freckled freak to grow up.
Lohan is a fucking hole! what the girl thinks she is? got to fucking hell with her arrogant attitude about strippers.
LINDSAY lOHAN IS A FUCKING HOLLYWOOD WHORE - WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT??????
we need to give credits to these streppers out there.."the job is hard word" every job is damn fucking hard work yo silly bitchy! even a hookkers job - something she couldn't be able to do coz Lohan does fro free anyway.!!!!!!
somebody please tell her she is not that coooooooooool!
wow how does she know how to read...she can barely speak a coherent sentence...maybe someone should go to college instead of drink and do coke every nite and acting like a stripper..(like that's some great accomplishment)...
Lindsay as a stripper hhhhmmmmmm, so she is playing a crack whore/stripper because her looks match of one of them ,the movies is about a hole in the wall strip joint right it can't be about one of those "GENTLEMEN CLUBS",they hire hot chicks with hot bods
I can't believe - well actually I can now - that she'd think that what she said was showing strippers any respect. She does talk like a very old and haggard truck driver as commented above. Even my husband rarely tosses about the "C" word. How can she think that such degrading talk about anyone as showing respect. I believe she may have been looking in a mirror and speaking about the reflection of the stripper she saw there ...
She must have been squeezing that pole very, very hard to get bruised. Doesn't add up. She was probably bumping and grinding (i.e. masturbating) with the pole.
What is up with celebrity 'cunts' (nice language Lindsay. You're such a lady!) always carrying their keys, phone and shit in their hands when their purse is just right there?
Lindsay spins of bon mots without a thought. I am seizing "I'm not gonna lie to ya" as my own. I will pass that meme along like she passes the coke mirror..one person at a time.
Why won't this dumb cunt go away? I mean seriously, I've never seen someone so fucking stupid, ugly and used up get so much publicity. She's revolting on a good day. She has a publicist? She has a career in film? Is all of Hollywood on crack? Holy shit.
Here's a brilliant idea; if your going to host a board like this, you can't just vanish for a few days and not update it. Try getting an assistant, otherwise it will be a race to see who leaves quicker, your advertisers or your hits.
54 Comments:
Is she retarded? How can she read her scripts when she is completely illiterate?
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Zelnik may constantly knock her head against a wall due to Lohan's antics but she can rest assured that until Linds is no longer famous or decides to cut her wrists, Zelnik will always be gainfully employed.
Remember Linds, it's down the street not across.
By Seven, on 12:26 PM
It's hard to believe that she looks in the mirror and actually think these outfits look cute.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Who is dressing her? Steven 'Little Stevie' Van Zant of the E Street Band??
By joejoe, on 12:40 PM
Lindsay should have finished high school. Dumb whore.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
If Ms. Lohan wishes to express her newfound respect for said cunts, we shan't speak afoul of her, as her insights reflect the fruits of mighty labors with an unyielding stave.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
oh yeah, and what a dumb whore!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Axl Rose is looking pretty good these days.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
she's always photographed with a water bottle these days...most likely vodka inside
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
she sounds like a trucker describing his night with a really cheap and extra nasty hooker.
it was nice of her publicist to translate for us. does she get paid extra for that?
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Is that Axel rose?
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Wow. I have been a lindsay defender forever, but this emails proves once and for all she is too dumb to live. What a shame, she's so cute.
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By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
"I seriously wonder what kind of industrial strength dinosaur tranquilizer Zelnik has to take to fall asleep at night because of Lindsay's rambling drunk ass."
OMG, Todd, you totally crack meup, no matter what kind of day I'm having.......
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
i love how the publicist has to "translate" lindsey's bullshit. awesome.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
So can we get an extended series of degrading taunts to Leslie Sloane Zelnik? She deserves to get roasted just as bad as Lohan.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
if we have to pay to see her strip, we better see the freckled browneye. maybe some self-fisting. possibly ATM with a giant mushroom-headed dildo. all i'm sayin, with everything that's already out there for free, anything less would be...inadequite.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Keep practicing for new career, whore. She can't act, she can't dress just another piece of white trash with money. Tell the freckled freak to grow up.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Lohan is a fucking hole! what the girl thinks she is? got to fucking hell with her arrogant attitude about strippers.
LINDSAY lOHAN IS A FUCKING HOLLYWOOD WHORE - WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT??????
we need to give credits to these streppers out there.."the job is hard word" every job is damn fucking hard work yo silly bitchy! even a hookkers job - something she couldn't be able to do coz Lohan does fro free anyway.!!!!!!
somebody please tell her she is not that coooooooooool!
By roberta, on 4:10 PM
Not htat I am sticking up for her, by ANY means, but which of her so called 'friends' keeps leaking her emails online? What a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
I bet those strippers are saying, "She's a bigger whore than we are".
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
No Lindsay, YOU ARE THE CUNT. Oh and I've seen your cunt, and it is ugly.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
Anon 4:17, LMAO!
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Ooooohh, a little Bohemian Lohan!!! I'm gonna forward this to my idiot daughter.
By teesmybody.com, on 5:47 PM
wow how does she know how to read...she can barely speak a coherent sentence...maybe someone should go to college instead of drink and do coke every nite and acting like a stripper..(like that's some great accomplishment)...
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
Just imagine the screeching sound those fat, freckled thunder thighs make when she goes sliding down a pole.
*shiver*
The sheer thought of the sound will make me cower in fear like Vietnam vets do when they hear a chopper in the distance.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
Why is she getting jobs? What a terrible person.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
you can see some bruising on her legs, especially in the 2nd and 5th pictures.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
Lindsay as a stripper hhhhmmmmmm, so she is playing a crack whore/stripper because her looks match of one of them ,the movies is about a hole in the wall strip joint right it can't be about one of those "GENTLEMEN CLUBS",they hire hot chicks with hot bods
By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
2:08, I love how you actually post a comment before spamming the boards.
By Jj, on 11:59 PM
I can't believe - well actually I can now - that she'd think that what she said was showing strippers any respect. She does talk like a very old and haggard truck driver as commented above. Even my husband rarely tosses about the "C" word. How can she think that such degrading talk about anyone as showing respect. I believe she may have been looking in a mirror and speaking about the reflection of the stripper she saw there ...
By >^,,^<, on 5:48 AM
I don't really remember her being so visible before she and Fez broke up. Was she less obnoxious or did I just not notice?
By UserZed, on 5:51 AM
Lindsay is prettier than all you stupid fucking whores commenting ont this site
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
she looks like jack sparrow!
By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
Axel Rose. LMAO.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM
She must have been squeezing that pole very, very hard to get bruised. Doesn't add up. She was probably bumping and grinding (i.e. masturbating) with the pole.
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
What is up with celebrity 'cunts' (nice language Lindsay. You're such a lady!) always carrying their keys, phone and shit in their hands when their purse is just right there?
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
Love how she tries to cover up the cuts by wearing a watch really high, a pink band on the other and a glove type thing.
By Tazznum1, on 8:05 AM
Lindsay spins of bon mots without a thought. I am seizing "I'm not gonna lie to ya" as my own. I will pass that meme along like she passes the coke mirror..one person at a time.
By Onan, on 8:18 AM
Poor Zelnick. She used to be the top of her field. Now, in the short time she has been with Lohan, the air has been let out of her tires.
She is to publicists what the Edsel is to cars.
By Onan, on 8:20 AM
I'm thinking that one of her "pals" is actually a staffer at Page Six and these e-mails just happen to get "leaked" when she needs a publicity boost.
By Exangel, on 1:36 PM
celebrities they're all whores. they're all whores . . . xcept some of course.
but after seeing what they go through for a movie role, I really respect the cunts.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Why won't this dumb cunt go away? I mean seriously, I've never seen someone so fucking stupid, ugly and used up get so much publicity. She's revolting on a good day. She has a publicist? She has a career in film? Is all of Hollywood on crack? Holy shit.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
i wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole.... i would touvh her with my penis and stick it inside her hole
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
is that the dude from hootie and the blowfigh behind her?
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
beats the crap outa slasher action
By Rolla McKinleyz, on 9:51 PM
Even Hootie can't look at her, he's got his eyes closed.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 AM
She thinks she's hot and fashionable but she always looks like a middle school wannabe who doesn't know how to dress at all.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
this is a b-list straight to video movie if ever there was one.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
Here's a brilliant idea; if your going to host a board like this, you can't just vanish for a few days and not update it. Try getting an assistant, otherwise it will be a race to see who leaves quicker, your advertisers or your hits.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
Damn that Lindsay Lohan makih' my penis soft...
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
is anyone going to update this site soon???
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
todd and jenny must be doing their christmas shopping...
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
I get the feeling she's used to having "bruising" between her thighs.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Celebrities are all whores. They are all whores, well, ya kno' 'cept some.
But after learnin' what they gotta do to prep for a movie role, I really gotta respect those cunts.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
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