Miss USA Got Around

74 Comments:

  • I'd take some of that slut action.

    By Nrrvus, on 11:21 AM  

  • Damn. Finally a beauty queen with some spunk, and life, and drugs, and shit. I love it!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

  • Dude! She looks so old in those pictures! WTF?

    By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM  

  • drugs, bisexual sluttiness, beauty queen. Quaqmire says, "Dear diary: jackpot! Giggity giggity!"

    By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM  

  • Isn't this what Miss USA is all about?

    By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM  

  • Aw, she seemed so cute on Project Runway.

    Looks are deceiving, I guess.

    By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM  

  • "Hey, Y'all! We're Country!"

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • Oh well, she could always persue a career in porn.

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • The only thing left for Tara is to become Paris' new BFF.

    By Brandy, on 11:56 AM  

  • that chick is a redneck. i saw the pageant earlier this year and she said her favorite place to go in the world is camping at lake tahoe. wtf is wrong with southern rednecks. i guess now she can start hangin out with britney spears and all the other cock whores in the entertainment biz.

    this means that tamiko nash gets crowned by default LMAO. another tally for a black chick

    By prettyboy, on 11:59 AM  

  • This is probably the best thing that could happen to her career. Seriously, can you name another "former Miss America"? Other than Vanessa Williams, who also got famous for getting kicked out?

    By enoughalready, on 12:11 PM  

  • Oh come on. Not all southerners are like that. There are idiots everywhere.

    By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM  

  • Hey prettyboy...you've got it all wrong. Rednecks don't go camping. And certainly not at Lake Tahoe, one of the swankest bits of wilderness around. True rednecks don't need to camp; that's their life. So while Miss USA is certainly a doctored-up, coked-out, STD-ridden whore, I would require more evidence before labelling her a redneck. Thank you.

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • Anyone else think they both look kind of average? Not necessarily ugly or anything, but out of 250 million Americans, those are two of the best? I don't buy it.

    By sam991, on 1:13 PM  

  • Man, I sure do hate it when assholes from the North automatically assume that because whores like Britney (who is from Louisana I might point out, which is not considered a southern state in the south) that all of us southern chicks are like that. Tara Connor might have tested positive for Cocaine and she might be a whore, but that doesn't mean everyone from the south is. I mean, we don't go around saying "My god, all northen chicks must be as disease-ridden as Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan".

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • Well, I think I'm going to act the same way... but just if I had cancer or something and was prepared to die.

    By karolina lassbo, on 1:59 PM  

  • Todd, how do you test positive for being a slut? Seriously, I want to know.

    'Cause I just might want to take that test...just for shits 'n giggles 'n all.

    By Vigilante, on 2:13 PM  

  • Prettyboy, Lake Tahoe is not a "southern redneck" area. It's one of the most expensive places to vacation in the country. Try leaving the ghetto once in a while.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • i she really only 20? i mean she looks like she's pushing 30 for sure.

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

  • what does anybody expect from the freakin' "miss usa" pageant? it's always been the dumber, sluttier version of miss america. they're all ridiculous twats in my opinion.

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

  • This trailer trash country is the BEST!!!
    Go U.S.A.!

    By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM  

  • They both look like they could have been ex-wives and girlfriends of The Donald. Same old, same old. Tara does have a stunning figure, I am sure that is why she won.

    I am not so sure that she will have a fast track to celebrity though. The drug thing taints her commerically. You have to be really famous (first) before people overlook that.

    By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM  

  • She looks a lot like Marla Maples in the last photo.

    By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

  • um, she's supposedly only 20 years old? whatever. 20 year olds aren't supposed to look 38 with a face full of botox. miss teen is probably only a couple years younger than her but she looks like her daughter.

    By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

  • Don't worry she'll be coming to a porn site near you. Who's first ? Playboy or Penthouse ?

    By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM  

  • I'm hotter than Miss Teen America and I'm not lying. Five of the ten girls that just walked past my office are hotter. She's aaaverage. Tara's old but looks hawt in a bikini!

    By eclair, on 4:13 PM  

  • Tara should have been booted for having FAKE tits! She's a shapeless, stick figure with FAKE tits!

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • This is exactly what happens when you eliminate the talent portion of the competition. I hate to say I told you so, people...

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • Ok, now we need pics or footage of her making out with Miss TEEN USA!

    P.S. Please bring out the sex tapes!!!!111 There has to be a few!

    By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM  

  • Pageants are stupid anachronistic crap. People who care about them are morons. That's why the South is so abundantly represented in them.

    By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM  

  • what's the deal with this site lately? it's takes HOURS for comments to be published. i almost want to go back to thesuperficial.

    By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM  

  • 1:52 PM

    Ha ha!!! It figures the dumb inbred hicks from the south don't consider Louisiana a southern state!!! I guess you must think people from Florida are Yankees. Ha ha ha thank you for proving our point!!! Now I'm gonna go hang out at gas station, eat some hominy grits, and listen to the Deliverance soundtrack in your honor. YEEE HAAAAAW!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM  

  • just so you know, the Miss Teen USA in this picture is NOT Katie Blair, who Tara was allegedly partying with - this is Tara with last year's Miss Teen USA, Allie LaForce, who wasn't implicated in any of the stories flying around...

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM  

  • Nothin wrong with fake tits

    By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM  

  • She is a fucking whore a small town whore take that crown away fron that bitch already shit its taking to long , and don't those bitches supposed to have a chaperone aka bodyguard to keep them from going to clubs and getting all fucked up??????? , thats how it used to be thats why the girls never got in trouble now this slut is spreading her legs all over new york , they should test her for BD too she must have 10 of those sick pig ,and the other little slut miss teen whore should loose her crown too , thats what paris hilton has done to this young chicks she turn them into whores lets wait for a couple of days and someone will say that there is a PORNO video of miss usa sucking and fucking 10 guys and a huge BUKKAKE at the end of the movie $39.95 for the movie hahahah

    By Anonymous, on 11:11 PM  

  • Her face looks like it's made of plastic and sadness. Mostly sadness.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM  

  • since when has the miss america title been an award for classy ladies anyways...

    By Anonymous, on 12:34 AM  

  • Who gives a shit about the crown.

    She's mildly attractive, her face is sort of leathery from her doing whore-esque things (botox, cigarettes, too much booze, and probably meth), so now she looks 30.

    Big deal, I'd still pay to fuck her.

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 AM  

  • Anyone notice how it's always females who are in the spotlight behaving in this manner? Britney, Nicole, Lindsay, Paris, and now Miss USA? You do not hear about young men whoring around town snorting coke & flashing their crotch until 6 in the morning while completely ignoring their newborn children. Hmmm... interesting.

    By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM  

  • she is a fine example of today's whorish whores!

    By fred sandford, on 6:15 AM  

  • 6:23, you are so right!
    Oh, and there's something so harsh and artificial about most pageant winners' looks. They'll look like monsters when they get old and start overdoing the plastic surgery.

    By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM  

  • Funny! Somehow those "bad beauty queens" seem to win the title when everyone already knows what they're all about to in the first place. I believe Arkansas had one of those in the same system back in 95! Nothing wrong with recreational fun but lay off when you're representing a title!

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM  

  • How old is she? Please tell me she is 35, otherwise she has been leading a coke/alcohol life pretty long.

    By Tazznum1, on 8:03 AM  

  • Well goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take thee trailer park out of the girl.

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM  

  • Why are all girls named "Tara" such sluts?
    Note to self: don't name your daughter Tara unless you want to see her on a pole on her seventeenth birthday.

    By I don't like you in any way, on 8:47 AM  

  • That stupid ass wig wearing shit head donald gave her a second chance wtf is that maybe she sucked his dick last night what a huge bullshit ,yes show the girls out there hey be a huge skank and you will be miss usa and represent the country all over the world with cum stainds on your crown and sash and hair

    By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

  • Old?

    Damn, those of you that said she is old must be what...12?
    Wait a few years and wipe that snot off of your nose, and you will discover what life is truly about!

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM  

  • 7:20 PM

    Your response only continues to show the complete lack of thought and knowledge beyond the end of your own nose!
    YOU are truly an idiot!

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • Hey vigilante, the slut test involves sticking a very large thermometer up your ass and seeing how you react. I just happen to have a big one I can use on you right now...

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • i dont see how this skank won in the first place, no beauty there whatsoever

    By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM  

  • Lis not a southern state??? since when? all my life growing up there, I sure thought that we were about as south as you could get w/out crossing the border...hmmm..well, this sure is news to me, I suppose.

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • DADDY ISSUES IS RIGHT!! I was thinking the same thing... the sluttiest girls with no class always seem to have been daddyless... or have whorebag moms.
    She is desperate for male attention and acceptance and gets it in the only way she knows how... Sad, really.

    By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM  

  • eeeeeeewwwwwww...it's really sad when an entire nation picks another cheap average plastic bimbo crackhead to represent them. Could those eyebrows go any higher?

    ok that bikini pic is kinda hot...

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • IT DOES GET WORSE. MUCH WORSE. SHE PARTIED WITH CONSTANTINE MAROULIS. HE IS FROM AMERICAN IDOL.

    CONSTANTINE MAROULIS ALLOWS HIS FANS TO BLOW HIM.

    THE PROOF IS HERE:

    http://itsgoodtobeus.net

    By Rori, on 1:15 PM  

  • 11:25 Anonymous

    Damn. Finally a beauty queen with some spunk...


    Yes. Unfortunately, it's in her hair.

    By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

  • her daddy messed her up big time. probably molested her....sad.

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • Pretty funny that she'll be allowed to keep her crown after all this scandal. And she's headed to rehab now. I guess the "classic" Miss America role model days are over. Young girls will be taught that it's okay to act like a freak. Some rich guy may pull strings and forgive you (ten bucks says he slept with her). Something tells me this isn't the only time officials will have trouble with her. She's trash and they're allowing her to keep her crown. It's gonna get worse.

    By Piquebu, on 2:27 PM  

  • vigilante, your posts are always lame and uninteresting. You try to be witty and clever, but you fail; miserably. Your stupid picture is retarded as well.

    By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM  

  • dude, 11:11, punctuation is your friend. and a little less anger might be beneficial, although i get where you're coming from.

    By alix d'laire, on 3:27 PM  

  • She's staying and I feel like I want to hug the world.

    By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM  

  • I mean she does represent America's young generation of girls, so I believe her actions were accurate. Utterly sad, but true. Teach your children some freaking morals about drugs and bad stuff, and pay attention to them as children. Maybe we won't have as many "Tara Conner's" if you parents do that. God bless America's youth!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM  

  • >she reportedly sneaked different men into her apartment at night on a routine
    ???
    >chaperones
    ???

    Who the hell runs this contests, Mohamed El Trump?

    So she likes to party, suck dick and carpet munch....(which means she has about as many qualifications for Hollywood as Sharon Stone and the majority of bimbos there.)
    Have any of you even gone to spring break?
    She is THE BEST representative of young american women.
    The black runnerup could only top her if she is 14 and pregnant.

    Im surprised they dont shove a finger up their cooch to see if theyre still virgins.

    Its a BEAUTY contest...where they judge you on your tits and your ass.
    You are a piece of meat. Period.
    Having a pervert like Trump who raves more about his daughters tits than Joe Simpson talk about morals is laughable.


    And whichever twit believes there is some kind of differences between the USA and America contest should go back to their "Clay is Not Gay" campaign instead. Its like debating which burns less, syph or the clap. And you deserve both.

    By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM  

  • I think she slept with mr. trump

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM  

  • As some other people have said, they may not be ugly but there are better looking women than these two. I showed that photo to several people and they also agreed with me. And Tara does look really old. I don't like the implants.

    By Anonymous, on 4:11 AM  

  • Awww, shucks, thanks 10:25 and 2:40! You guys are so sweet!

    Kissy, kissy! MWAH!

    By Vigilante, on 12:53 PM  

  • What's up with all these chicken-shit anonymous posts? At least vigilante has a nym.

    By The Libertine, on 2:46 PM  

  • Mmmm...Libertine....

    (bites lower lip and closes eyes)

    Thanks, babe!

    By Vigilante, on 3:07 PM  

  • Vigilante, 10:25 and 2:40 are probably the same poster. I've been noticing a pattern around here where some nameless jackass is going around bashing posters. C'mon people, let's stick to bashing celebs and not the posters. Afterall, it's the posters (and Jenny and Tood) that keep this site going. No need in running people off with the schoolyard bullying.

    By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

  • 3:44 you are most likely right. No, wait. You are right. If we could all stick to crapping on crappy actors/actresses/wiggas/wannabes and not each other then the world would be a happier place. Why, isn't that what the spirit of Chrismahanukwanzaa is all about?

    Damned straight. And well said.

    And I love Tood. Tood rocks. Just wanted you all to know that.

    By Vigilante, on 4:13 PM  

  • Fuck yeah Vig. Todd's going to have my babies!

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM  

  • Fuck I put an extra 'O' in Todd's name. He has that effect you know.

    I'm sure he's the cause of many 'O's

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • He gave me the "O" face.

    "Oooh...ooooh...ooooh!"

    Seriously though, "Tood" made me snort egg nog through my nose. Thank you Anon 3:44/4:48 for nearly causing me to drown in Christmas Cheer. I love it! It's classic! Forever more Todd will be known to me as...

    Tooooood. Rhymes with Doooood.

    By Vigilante, on 5:19 PM  

  • This is quite odd. Normally such women broadcast their sluttiness with an excess of piercings and tattoos.

    She's obviously stealth-slut, quite a prized resource.

    By Anonymous, on 1:16 AM  

  • Allie La Force looks like she could be a whore as well. I bet she'd love to suck dick and get gangbanged by black men, the tarty prostitute.

    By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM  

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