Nicole Richie Got Arrested

43 Comments:

  • When do cops weigh you?

    BS. Estimate, sure, actual? No.

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • Damn, what a disappointing mug shot.
    Lucky bitch.

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • Oh shit!

    By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM  

  • waffles.

    By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM  

  • It also showed her race as black, as opposed to her previous arrest, which listed her as white.

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

  • 10:33 of course it is, she was arrested. Duh!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

  • To her credit, she looks really cute in her mugshot. Especially relative to other celeb mugshots.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

  • thats a good looking mug shot.

    and holy shit 85 pounds?

    By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM  

  • I hope she kills herself. Selfish piece of shit could have killed someone.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • Did you know the largest turkey in the world is also 85 pounds? I wonder which is better eating?

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • No big deal, celebs get arrested all the time.

    Now, if she actually gets convicted and is given acceptable punishment for the crime than that's something remarkable.

    I'm almost ashamed to refer to this waste of (miniscule) space as a celeb. She's famous for what?
    Starving herself and ridiculing people who work for a living on camera. I do say we're in the midst of a real cultural revolution, guv'nah.

    By joejoe, on 11:02 AM  

  • hahaha you crack me up everytime

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • Damn. I've been pulling for this girl to get her act together. I don't give a fly's ass for Paris, Britney, or (least of all) Lindsay - but I would love to see Nicole get all 5'1" of her stuff together.

    LMAO about the butterfly net and tricycle. Stuff like that's why I'm on this site more than I'm on caffeine.

    By Johnny Depp Addict, on 11:11 AM  

  • Amen to JoeJoe's comment. Nicole Ritchie is the biggest waste of space (albeit a small space) I've ever had to see over, and over, and over again. She's "<".

    ...for those of you who didn't get that, it means "less than"

    By J-Knuckles, on 11:11 AM  

  • she must have had an angel watching over her! I shudder at the thought of her killing some innocent motorist or a family driving home late from visiting their family. I thought recovering narcotic addicts weren't supposed to use Vicodin let alone pot. the worst part of it, is that she will just get a slap on the wrist!
    why vicodin, really how much pain could this girl be in? my god nicole! get it together!

    By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

  • Anonymous said...

    To her credit, she looks really cute in her mugshot. Especially relative to other celeb mugshots.

    10:44 AM

    she does look ADOREABLE. its so sweet her mommy let her wear the side ponytail for her school picture.

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • Nicole Richie... has eyes?!?

    By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM  

  • I just went and computed her body mass index at 5 foot 1 inch and 85 pounds. She's really underweight!

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM  

  • 11:43, thanks for the groundbreaking insight.

    Did you really need a calculator to figure out that the twat is underweight?

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM  

  • There is no way she only weighs 85 pounds. Guatemalans in WorldVision commercials weigh more than that.

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • 85lbs? I'm about 5'5" 110lbs and I consider myself underweight. Geez.

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • Mmmm...God how I fantasize about her...Boy I'd love to feed her...Hot Dogs, sausages, eclairs, knockwursts, twinkies, beef logs, creamy protein shakes and lots and lots of pork. Then I'd like to have sex with her...

    By Holden Magroin, on 1:03 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    I hope she kills herself. Selfish piece of shit could have killed someone.

    10:59 AM

    Agreed. The selfish cunt deserves jail time, though I doubt she'll get any. And agreed with the comment about a 'former' user on vicodin and pot: she's still abusing. Just because she has changed over to 'softer' drugs doesn't make it ok to use them or any substances. What a flaming moron. I've never been in rehab but even I know that.

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • She couldn't possibly weigh that little. Hell, Karen Carpenter only got down to 80lbs and she died from it.

    By sam991, on 1:55 PM  

  • Karen Carpenter was 3 inches taller than Nicole. Nicole's a midget, so she needs to starve herself a little longer before she dies. Karen was also anorexic a lot longer than Nicole. Give Nicole a couple more years. Karen died of heart failure while she was on the road to recovery. Too little, too late.

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • I bet Lionel is so proud of his little girl.

    By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

  • Oh my God! I'm 5'1" and weight 120. Holy shit, she's a walking skeleton.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • very doubtful that she was actually weighed, it's jail not the state fair. her belly bulge has been clearly visible in other pics, so no way is she 85 lbs. that'd be her ideal weight, not her real weight right now.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • ^ Starving Ethiopians have pot bellies too. Don't be stupid.

    By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

  • ^ don't be racist

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • At her size all she has to do is smell the booze and she'd be drunk!

    By Bitch McMean, on 3:19 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    very doubtful that she was actually weighed, it's jail not the state fair. her belly bulge has been clearly visible in other pics, so no way is she 85 lbs. that'd be her ideal weight, not her real weight right now.


    You're an idiot. She hardly has any belly at all. 85lbs. is NOT ideal for 5'1" 105lbs. is typically ideal. And she looks 85lbs. Dumbass.

    By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

  • Did Nicole's recent reunion with Paris have an alcohol-related influence on her? Do you think? Also, how much alcohol would it take to get an 85-pound woman drunk? I'm guessing one glass of egg nog will just about do it....

    http://www.celebrityfox.com/nicole-richie-arrested-with-dui/

    By Abe-O, on 3:50 PM  

  • She may be cute- as a rat or unidentified bug. She can't gain weight because she eats Lortab instead of food. Oh well, rats don't know any better. Eat Nicole- Eat!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM  

  • oops! WRONG SIDE OF THE FREEWAY LOLZ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE THAT

    By missed the glance, on 6:02 PM  

  • they don't weigh you when they arrest you. they just put whatever you have on your license or ask you. nicole was probably estimating...which means that she hasn't actually gained any weight. ew 85 lbs?! no wonder she went the wrong way on the freeway, she probably got drunk off the mere scent of booze in the room! as for the vicodin, that reminds me i should take one of those suckers right now!

    By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM  

  • You're an idiot. She hardly has any belly at all. 85lbs. is NOT ideal for 5'1" 105lbs. is typically ideal. And she looks 85lbs. Dumbass.

    two words for you: jenny craig.

    By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM  

  • I think she's had her lips done and Jinnylash, but (and I'm sure no one else will agree) I think she's looking fabulous.

    *shrugs

    By Sass, on 5:04 AM  

  • i'm 5'1 and 90 lbs. but then again, i'm 17, and have been skinny all my life.

    By Anonymous, on 5:37 AM  

  • She looks like she's morphing into a dark haired Paris Hilton with the lip job and low weight.

    I wonder how far down her throat she can stick her finger when she throws up?

    By Anonymous, on 6:26 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    You're an idiot. She hardly has any belly at all. 85lbs. is NOT ideal for 5'1" 105lbs. is typically ideal. And she looks 85lbs. Dumbass.

    two words for you: jenny craig.

    9:24 PM

    Jackass. You don't know who I am so how is your statement even valid? I'm 5'7" 125lb I doubt that is considered fat, well maybe to pro-ana's or those that prefer the company of ematiated twigs such as yourself.

    By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM  

  • Whats with looking up when Hollywood stars take mugshots ? is the guy taking the pics 7'0" feet tall or is she on her knees ready to suck a cops dick so he can let her go

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

  • Todd, your words are so sexy.

    By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM  

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