Come on, they're no sluttier (or less attractive) than the average 20-something sorority sisters. Nicky may look like she's constantly coked up and Paris may have giant man-hands and look like a troll in the right lighting conditions, but I'd happily tag-team the two of them. Sure, neither of them may be all that great on their own, but fucking sisters at the same time? That's some hot shit!
Without sharing *too* much, let me just say that I've always found incest-themed erotica to be utterly provocative in an "Oh, how *naughty*!" sort of way. You can imagine my surprise when my first reaction to these pictures was "Oh, how naugh... what the FUCK?! That's your SISTER! EEEWWWWW!!"
I can't decide if that makes me kinkier or normal-er.
We'll probably see Nicky come out with a high end, aspirational boutique clothing line as soon as she gains enough credibility as a "wild and crazy girl". I guess she aspires to be more like Paris and less like a fuglier sister of America's sweetheart.
If only the Hilton sisters knew how Hillary pulled Haley Duff out of the trenches of non-celebritydom. The next big PR stunt from Nicky Hilton, a duet with a semi-major recording artist with a sunsetting career.
If you were invited to play in the snow with Paris and Nicky, would you? Hmmm.... 20% of men in America responded "Yes", while the remaining 80% replied that they already have.
You'd figure a multi million dollar upbringing may have produced a couple of classy gals. Apparently their nanny was a descendent of Roman emperor Claudius. I believe that they both grew up with the proverbial 'silver dildos' in their mouths.
Anyone find it funny that Nickey looks and is acting like she's drunk while her whore of a sister is acting like it is a photo shoot? Man, that family is f*cked!
Now they are glorifying incest. God, please...rid the earth of these useless, classless pieces of human garbage. Seriously, I hope they both die a horrendously horrible, drawn-out, painful death. Soon.
"Alec said... Anyone find it funny that Nickey looks and is acting like she's drunk while her whore of a sister is acting like it is a photo shoot? Man, that family is f*cked!"
Exactly!! That was my first thought...Nicky looks absolutely wrecked, so she comes across as "drunk girls-gone-wild" type idiot. Paris is way fucking creepier, she's posing and pointing at the camera and everything.
I get a weird feeling Paris drugged her, and will date-rape her later and release the Hilton-sisters video. Maybe that's what happened to Britney...
Paris Hilton f*cks everything. I think she just looked at her sister and was like, "She's okay looking, she's semi-famous, she lives in Hollywood . . . I think I'll f*ck her." Seriously, I think if Nicky had egged her on, Paris probably would've had sex with her own sister.
This looks like a "Girls Gone Wild" video. It's sickening and tacky. I'd walk up them and knock on the window and tell them how nasty and low class this looks.
However, I fear that I am much too pusillanimous to do so.
Anyone else get the feeling Paris has run through all the guys so now she's lesbo and she only goes for wrecked blondes more trashy and pathetic but equally famous as her??
Proving what we've known all along ... Paris is an Etiquette Instructor! No doubt this picture will go a LONG way toward proving how much good taste Britney Spears has in role models! Child services anyone?
I guess Parasite has done everything else but incest. Next: public bestiality. I don't know what she'll do after that -- kitchen appliances on the red carpet?
Really, do their parents not have any friends? How embarassing for them to see their daughters act like whores and skanks almost every day. Why have they not killed themselves out of shame and guilt?
Would I want to marry either of these skanks or bring them home to meet mom? Fuck no. Would I like to be the meat in that blonde skank sandwhich ... FUCK YEAH. Would I wear a condom ... try a whole fucking box at once.
Does anyone remember the days of Studio 54? Steve Rubel,Holston Liza Minelli and Bianca Jagger just to name a few. Some of these people are dead or has beens. No one care about them, their day in the sun is over, and it will end for Hiltons sister to.
Good grief...all this reminds is to never stay at a Hilton again. I don't need to be making people like this richer. Let's say everyone boycott Hilton hotels and Paris and her whole crass family can go bankrupt. (Just a dream, I know)
76 Comments:
sluts
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
At least we didn't have to see Paris doing that with Britney!
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
At least we didn't have to see Paris doing this with Britney....ugh.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
no class whatsoever
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Mom and dad must be so proud of their young whores. The dedication to their 'craft' deserves applauding, huh?
By joejoe, on 10:09 AM
Parisite's man-hands are groping her lil sis - its scary!
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Oh man I just threw up a little in my mouth.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
skanks! flat flat skanks. nice cottage cheese Paris.
By chuggdog, on 10:12 AM
They're both pretty hot, and this turns me on. I'd be lying if I said it didn't.
So they're classless sluts, so what? Most of the pigs I went to college with are just as slutty.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
these pictures are really disturbing. What in the hell is wrong with these two??
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Come on, they're no sluttier (or less attractive) than the average 20-something sorority sisters. Nicky may look like she's constantly coked up and Paris may have giant man-hands and look like a troll in the right lighting conditions, but I'd happily tag-team the two of them. Sure, neither of them may be all that great on their own, but fucking sisters at the same time? That's some hot shit!
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
Without sharing *too* much, let me just say that I've always found incest-themed erotica to be utterly provocative in an "Oh, how *naughty*!" sort of way. You can imagine my surprise when my first reaction to these pictures was "Oh, how naugh... what the FUCK?! That's your SISTER! EEEWWWWW!!"
I can't decide if that makes me kinkier or normal-er.
Either way, my head asplode.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Nothing like two slimy, herpes-riddled twats being rubbed against one another. Ah, good times...
By STDs....Share the Wealth, on 10:23 AM
That's hot
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
These girls are so fucking ugly, it's impossible for me to get turned on by this.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
We'll probably see Nicky come out with a high end, aspirational boutique clothing line as soon as she gains enough credibility as a "wild and crazy girl". I guess she aspires to be more like Paris and less like a fuglier sister of America's sweetheart.
If only the Hilton sisters knew how Hillary pulled Haley Duff out of the trenches of non-celebritydom. The next big PR stunt from Nicky Hilton, a duet with a semi-major recording artist with a sunsetting career.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
*barfs everywhere*
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Does paris do anything else???? really!!
does she know anything!! does she cook!! can she make Kraft dinner,,,
By burntfinger, on 10:37 AM
If you were invited to play in the snow with Paris and Nicky, would you? Hmmm.... 20% of men in America responded "Yes", while the remaining 80% replied that they already have.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
when did nicky's face get like that? and paris... well, who is actually surprised by this at all?
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Both have man hands and Shaquille O'Neal feet
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Screw those pictures - Someone has a talking snapper?!
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
I think I'm gonna puke...
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Anonymous said...
Oh man I just threw up a little in my mouth.
10:10 AM
god i am so tired of hearing that........thats like the classic comment on these damn sites
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Vile, utterly vile.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
10:02 AM Anonymous said exactly what I thought the second I saw the pic.
Oh, God, can you imagine?
By Johnny Depp Addict, on 11:13 AM
You'd figure a multi million dollar upbringing may have produced a couple of classy gals. Apparently their nanny was a descendent of Roman emperor Claudius. I believe that they both grew up with the proverbial 'silver dildos' in their mouths.
By MIkeG, on 11:15 AM
I bet their mom and dad are so proud of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Hay, in their world it's OK anything goes.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Oh man I just threw up a little in my mouth.
10:10 AM
god i am so tired of hearing that........thats like the classic comment on these damn sites
11:07 AM
After reading your comment I just threw up a little in my mouth
By chuggdog, on 11:19 AM
What will it be like for them when the reach middle age?
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Paris big fucking feet rip right through the stockings.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Anonymous said...
Oh man I just threw up a little in my mouth.
10:10 AM
god i am so tired of hearing that........thats like the classic comment on these damn sites
11:07 AM
No. Wait! There's a worse comment making it's way around ...
"Having said that" or it's sister comment "That having been said"
I swear to GOD I will punch the face, that contains the tongue, of the next dumbass they roll out of.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Anyone find it funny that Nickey looks and is acting like she's drunk while her whore of a sister is acting like it is a photo shoot? Man, that family is f*cked!
By Alec, on 11:56 AM
It's not the Emperor Claudius that you're thinking of, I think you mean the crazy-ass perv Caligula.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Pass the Mayo!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
The "One Night In The Hilton Sisters" video to make it's debut January 2007! Classy broads!
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Shades of "Requiem for a Dream," there. *shudder*
By CLARE., on 12:26 PM
Too many things to say about these tramps; but they're unarmed!
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
mmmm...hilton sandwich...just hold the crabs pleaze!
By Big Richard, on 12:51 PM
Delicious! they look like they reek of sweat, pussy cheese and expensive perfume. The life of the rich and famous. Sweet, sweet oblivion.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Now they are glorifying incest. God, please...rid the earth of these useless, classless pieces of human garbage. Seriously, I hope they both die a horrendously horrible, drawn-out, painful death. Soon.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Oh man, I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Having said that, these bitches are skanks.
By Take That, on 1:14 PM
"Alec said...
Anyone find it funny that Nickey looks and is acting like she's drunk while her whore of a sister is acting like it is a photo shoot? Man, that family is f*cked!"
Exactly!! That was my first thought...Nicky looks absolutely wrecked, so she comes across as "drunk girls-gone-wild" type idiot. Paris is way fucking creepier, she's posing and pointing at the camera and everything.
I get a weird feeling Paris drugged her, and will date-rape her later and release the Hilton-sisters video. Maybe that's what happened to Britney...
Or maybe Britney is just a fucking idiot.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Maybe they'll get flesh-eating disease, starting at their already diseased hoohoos.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
I think at this point Hermann Goering is probably more beloved than these two.
By sam991, on 1:46 PM
This is merely the ad campaign for the "Hilton Line of Incestual Double-ended Dildos" coming out in the Spring.
Nasty skanks.
By jeditemple, on 1:48 PM
Too bad you can't see a semi coming at them in the windshield. Kill two idiots with one blow.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
i just threw up a little bit in my anus
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
At least Nicky's wearing underwear. I can't tell if Parisite is wearing anything, or a thong.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
i'd suck both their dicks
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Paris Hilton f*cks everything. I think she just looked at her sister and was like, "She's okay looking, she's semi-famous, she lives in Hollywood . . . I think I'll f*ck her." Seriously, I think if Nicky had egged her on, Paris probably would've had sex with her own sister.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
i'd put my face inbetween them and hope for a festival of taco bell ecoli farts
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Ass to Ass! Ass to ass!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
^ATA
LMAO!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
Poor little Nicky. QFE, 10:22. I laughed.
By Lola, on 4:30 PM
This looks like a "Girls Gone Wild" video. It's sickening and tacky. I'd walk up them and knock on the window and tell them how nasty and low class this looks.
However, I fear that I am much too pusillanimous to do so.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
i just..
speechless..
i don't understand
... douchebags!
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
Anyone else get the feeling Paris has run through all the guys so now she's lesbo and she only goes for wrecked blondes more trashy and pathetic but equally famous as her??
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
Sluts...Yes, but I love it!!! I think both of these ladies are HOT!
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
Proving what we've known all along ... Paris is an Etiquette Instructor! No doubt this picture will go a LONG way toward proving how much good taste Britney Spears has in role models! Child services anyone?
By maldoror, on 7:00 PM
I guess Parasite has done everything else but incest. Next: public bestiality. I don't know what she'll do after that -- kitchen appliances on the red carpet?
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
isn't this like incest or something?
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
Really, do their parents not have any friends? How embarassing for them to see their daughters act like whores and skanks almost every day. Why have they not killed themselves out of shame and guilt?
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
Would I want to marry either of these skanks or bring them home to meet mom? Fuck no. Would I like to be the meat in that blonde skank sandwhich ... FUCK YEAH. Would I wear a condom ... try a whole fucking box at once.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 AM
this scenario would normally make me hard
that having been said, i just threw up a little in my mouth
paris is such a walking STD, like on that skit on Chappelle's show. she is bio-terrorism.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
SO WHEN DOES THE VIDEO OF THOSE TWO WHORES COME OUT, AND WHO IS GOING TO HAVE THE STRAP ON AND FUCK HER SIS
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Does anyone remember the days of Studio 54? Steve Rubel,Holston Liza Minelli and Bianca Jagger just to name a few. Some of these people are dead or has beens. No one care about them, their day in the sun is over, and it will end for Hiltons sister to.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
...That's too disgusting. She's realized the only person she hasn't slept with is her own sister!
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
you guys how do you know paris has'nt slept with her already?
By Anonymous, on 2:02 AM
True.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
Good grief...all this reminds is to never stay at a Hilton again. I don't need to be making people like this richer. Let's say everyone boycott Hilton hotels and Paris and her whole crass family can go bankrupt. (Just a dream, I know)
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
Damn that is so nasty. Eww.
Gods, where are the snipers when you need them?
By Melpomene, on 4:12 PM
Is it just me or does Nicky look like the drunk sorority girl and Paris the frat boy who's about to date rape her?
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Does anyone else think Nicky looks like a coke whore? Her eyes are the size of dinner plates.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Ewwwww!
When you're even PRETENDING to make out with your sister, that's just all the way wrong in ways I'd rather not imagine!
By Cheesemeister, on 11:09 PM
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