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• the full quote is "Paris did not write it. She does not have a MySpace account. Furthermore, she does not know how to write. Once we gave her a pen but when she returned it 20 minutes later it smelled like both pussy and ass. Touching it was the worse moment of my profession life."

  By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

• Lesbians. That is all.

  By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

• If it's true that Britney is choosing her career over Paris then can it be that the backstabbing people warned Britney about has begun?

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

• I believe the publicist that Paris didn't write that. None of the words are misspelled, and the writer even used commas.

  By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM  

• Hey Y'all Assholes-
  
  This is Paris. I do know how to right and I know that you all are assholes.
  
  Elliot is a really nice guy and plus hes hot.
  
  Stop being hatas cos I'm famous and you are all lame losers.
  
  And when I returned the pen, it only smelled of ass. I hadn't met Britney yet!
  
  -Big P to tha little h.

  By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM  

• who's elliot mintz?

  By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

• I love Elisha Cuthbert...I really hope she keeps herself together.
  
  Crazy thought...maybe Elisha will influence Paris in a good way! I know that its about as likely as Madonna ever having sex appeal again, but maaaaaybe....

  By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

• paris is like a modern day vampire. every night she's out with some new "conquest" sucking the life and hollywood potential right out of them.

  By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

• elisha cuthbert is just as much a whore as paris

  By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

• Eliot Mintz is the Hollywood version of the Iraqi Truthiness Minister.
  
  "Paris is a decent, hard working, intelligent young woman. She's also a virgin."
  
  "No she's not."
  
  "Virgin."
  
  "I have video of her getting pistoned by some dude."
  
  "Never happened!"
  
  "Seriously, man. Money shot right in her wonky eye! I can show you."
  
  "She's pure as the driven snow!"
  
  "For the love of God, man - do you see the WANG in her VAGINA!"
  
  "She's an angel!"
  
  "LOOK AT THE SCREEN, YOU ASS!"
  
  "I see nothing. That was photoshopped. Ooh! Look! Britney's pantsless again..."

  By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

• Paris need not hang out with women a million times more naturally beautiful than she is. Miss Piggy isn't that made up.

  By laurie, on 11:41 AM  

• okay ,, i am coming off a binge with paris,, okay i wish,,, but i am coming down,,,,
  see the differents between me and coke spoon,, is !! i get up and go to fucking work,,, have a glass of red wine,,
  brandy,, to wash done my Cod. Holy fuck,,, back to paris,,,
  
  
  wait,, i think ,, i ,, am ,,, sleepy,,fuck it ,, its time to work,,,

  By burntfinger, on 12:34 PM  

• Why does Paris take taxis and rented Limos all the time? It's really very gauche to drive around in a limo that has an 800 # on the back window. Is she not rich enough to have a full-time driver? She's so tacky.

  By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

• Sign the anti Paris petition now! The song is the shit.

  By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM  

• it's probably the lighting, but big p to the little ho, i mean, h, looks like a teenage mexican boy with that stash she's got started there...
  probably the lighting...right.

  By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM  

• lol..not only does she have myspace.com/parishilton, she has about 2-3 more private ones that she posts under.
  
  give me a break.

  By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM  

• the whore is to busy sucking dick to have a myspace page so that one is a fake page that some dude made or chick

  By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM  

• Why are none of these people locked up for their own/our safety?

  By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

• in the meadow we can build a homan...and we'll call it Paris Brown...

  By the narc of tomorrow, on 10:52 AM  

• EC is so fucking hawt.

  By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

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