^ The point is she was posing and intentionally attracting crowds of paparazzi, not really rinsing off. For defending Paris Hilton, you must punish your self by punching yourself in the face with a brick.
i wonder what gives paris the reason to think the world revolves around her? certainly not crowds of photographers everywhere she goes and tons of websites dissecting her every breath.....
In other news, I ate a sandwich yesterday. I think a bird might have been hit by a car on the other side of the state. Two kids went to school and word has it a man may have been intoxicated while watching the tide come in.
You guys need new people to pick on because Paris is so last week.
what the fuck are the aussies thinking by hiring that piece of garbage paris h , she is going to fuck everything up now no one is going to buy that beer not ever alcoholics ,,stupid people doing busines with a whore damn it you only hire paris for sex if you are a sicko that is but not to represent your company
paris hilton is a slutty slutty slut and so boooooooooooring. Who cares about Kim Karigascanashkidashkian (sic?) anyway? She's just another one of Paris's pets that she'll get sick of when she finds one she thinks is cuter.
^6:06 UK---Kim Kardashian's lawyer dad helped his pal O.J. Simpson to dump the murder weapon and bloody clothes. Her claim to fame is that she is the daughter of an unindicted accessory to two murders. That's it.
The uglier you are these days, the more attention you get. Her crotch looks like an old deflated football and her face doesn't look much better than her nasty crotch.
That girl does not irritate me, she makes me laugh. She's a joke, I mean, she looks just so ridiculous taking herself seriously and trying to catch attention by despairingly taking sexy poses. LOL!
Pairs Hilton is gross...that's your breaking news??? Kinda already knew that. Your talking about a wannabe singer, who has her own sex tape, every actor and actress out there has been told to stay away from her because it's bad P.R, she's had more sex partners then Jenna Jamison......yeah she's a little more than gross.
Paris "rinsed" off purely for the cameras - she hadn't even gotten into the surf at that point.
Then she posed in front of babies at the hospital. What a media whore. If only we'd killed her whilst here...preferably via force feeding her that shit beer.
People need to stop lying to Paris and tell her the truth about her ugly bird face and disgusting body, maybe then she'll start working on imporoving the way she looks, and maybe even stay out of sight and then we can all live happily ever after.
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Nice wrench(?) charm necklace. Wtf is that? And still with the bug eye sunglasses? Let's move on from those please.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
someone please tell paris that swimming with stingrays is the cool new thing to do in australia and that she should do it really really soon.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
In those first pictures she looks a hell of a lot like Nicole Richie.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
who doesn't shower after being in the ocean if there's one available? nothing wrong with these at all.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
^ The point is she was posing and intentionally attracting crowds of paparazzi, not really rinsing off. For defending Paris Hilton, you must punish your self by punching yourself in the face with a brick.
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
big bird... ahahahaha
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
Holy freakishly large sunglasses batman!
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
I wish I could fuck kim Kardashian. Unfortunately, Im not black.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
Kim is pathetic. She makes me laugh at how hard she wants to be famous.
Paris is unbelieveable..."LOOK AT ME! I'M SO SEXY!"
she needs to realize that she is nowhere near as hot as she thinks she is.
By parissucksliterally, on 5:21 PM
Kim Kardashian dated Nick Lachey, too. Last I checked, he's not black.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
i wonder what gives paris the reason to think the world revolves around her? certainly not crowds of photographers everywhere she goes and tons of websites dissecting her every breath.....
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
she is so fuckin hotttttt! i'd gladly eat a slice of her dingleberry pie!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
I don't get it either - she has a body like a 5 year old asian boy.
By PetStarr, on 7:51 PM
The fact you're commenting on it is exactly why she does it :)
By Tim, on 8:18 PM
Is that an Adam's apple I see?
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
what are you talking about, 5 year old asian boys earn top dollar.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
Why would you insult Big Bird like that?
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
Oh, Gimme a fuckin' break, Paris.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
In other news, I ate a sandwich yesterday. I think a bird might have been hit by a car on the other side of the state. Two kids went to school and word has it a man may have been intoxicated while watching the tide come in.
You guys need new people to pick on because Paris is so last week.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 AM
what the fuck are the aussies thinking by hiring that piece of garbage paris h , she is going to fuck everything up now no one is going to buy that beer not ever alcoholics ,,stupid people doing busines with a whore damn it you only hire paris for sex if you are a sicko that is but not to represent your company
By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM
One, ick. Watching 12 year old boys in bikinis is soooo not healthy.
Two, double ick. Watching ostriches in bikinis is sooooo not healthy.
Three, triple ick. Watching 12 year old ostrich boys in bikinis that got passed over as an SNL skit for Goat Boy is sooooo not healthy.
By DFly, on 1:48 AM
who is kim kardashian? Is she just famous for being paris' friend? I'm from the UK, so forgive me lol.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
Love the Big Bird analogy! Funny as hell!
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
look at those fucking sunglasses
she's about as sexy as severe diarrhea
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
She's killing the barrier reef with her STD run off water.. some body stop her!
By d mumsie, on 10:27 AM
Companies hire this idiot because you write about her and we read about her.
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
Having tasted Bondi Blonde Beer - Don't bother, It tastes like shit. And this was even before Paris became their whore du jour
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
8:25 & 8:19 - hahahaha
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
i saw her on the street in sydney...she looked like a rat in sunglasses.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
why is everyone pissing on her... if you had photographers in your face - would you want horrible photos or would you pose to get good photos...
no question..
By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM
paris hilton is a slutty slutty slut and so boooooooooooring. Who cares about Kim Karigascanashkidashkian (sic?) anyway? She's just another one of Paris's pets that she'll get sick of when she finds one she thinks is cuter.
By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM
Kim Kashardian is the world's hairiest leech.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
yes.
this piece of anorectic bone isn`t sexy
at all. true.
By rob, on 2:35 PM
Fuck. I get into Sydney from NYC four days ago and STILL can't get away from this piece of trash.
By Hyperbole, on 2:55 PM
Kim Kardashian is so hot!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
^6:06 UK---Kim Kardashian's lawyer dad helped his pal O.J. Simpson to dump the murder weapon and bloody clothes. Her claim to fame is that she is the daughter of an unindicted accessory to two murders. That's it.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
not like it would quell the throng, but i'm pretty sure this is a PR stunt and not paris just doing some "look at me!" bullshit.
you'll have to blame bondi beer or whoever for this... because as someone else here said, they did it because we all still give her attention.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Yes, Paris is a slut, but I think she still looks hot. I'm happy to see her bikini pics!
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
The uglier you are these days, the more attention you get. Her crotch looks like an old deflated football and her face doesn't look much better than her nasty crotch.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
She has no breasts. And she's ugly. Nuff time spent on this comment.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
I'd do the one in orange, but wouldn't do the Rat with your wheenie.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
oh my god! I too think her wonky eye is a glass eye.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
What is Kim Kardasian famous for again? Does she have her own $ or is Paris buying her the gold LV bags?
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
Bitch even has a bitch to carry a
reserve handbag!
Apparently the beer tastes like camel piss but they wouldn't let a camel on Bondi beach.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
i would like to butt mess her...
By sneaky snake, on 10:21 AM
In the second row of pic; Paris and Kim Kadashian in Sydney ... In the 3rd one I see Al Bundy is between them. He's looking good these days, eh?
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
That girl does not irritate me, she makes me laugh. She's a joke, I mean, she looks just so ridiculous taking herself seriously and trying to catch attention by despairingly taking sexy poses. LOL!
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Pairs Hilton is gross...that's your breaking news??? Kinda already knew that. Your talking about a wannabe singer, who has her own sex tape, every actor and actress out there has been told to stay away from her because it's bad P.R, she's had more sex partners then Jenna Jamison......yeah she's a little more than gross.
By Lexie, on 3:50 PM
Paris "rinsed" off purely for the cameras - she hadn't even gotten into the surf at that point.
Then she posed in front of babies at the hospital. What a media whore. If only we'd killed her whilst here...preferably via force feeding her that shit beer.
By Smartie, on 4:11 PM
People need to stop lying to Paris and tell her the truth about her ugly bird face and disgusting body, maybe then she'll start working on imporoving the way she looks, and maybe even stay out of sight and then we can all live happily ever after.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
I really don't get the connection between this chunk of crap 'celebrity' and Aussie beer?
What has one got to do with the other?
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
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