I truly hope she believes in the cooking oil remedy. Anything that keeps this uppity bitch from passing on her genes to a future generation is fine by me. :-D
Scientology can have J-Lo. I hear that FatKat needs a babysitter for his baby Suri. Nothing like a hot Latina babysitter for FatKat to bounce on while Suri's mommy spends her money on industrial strength douche bags to assist in removing any trace of Tom's DNA from her.
Just what we need in this world...another goofy Scientoligician with the hotz 4 FatKat. Maybe J Low, Jenna Elfman and Leah Remini can take turns worshipping at the altar of Tom's fajita hole while Marc Antonio drills a new hole with his tongue into Tom's man-gina.
Not knowing anything about it, I just googled "Xenu". Wow. That's funny shit. Scientologists are more stupid than I thought. Talk about having to suspend all disbelief.
Maybe Marc can borrow Tiny Tom's patented penis pump (please clean it first) and finally achieve something nearing an erection which might allow him to inject his puerto rican rum juice into J-Low's grand canyon.
the rest of the world is sick of her so now scientology wants her. well she might as well her career is in the shithole where it should be ha ha ha ha ha i can't stand her.
A dear friend of mine was raised as a Scientologist from childhood. His mother made him join the "religion" along with his younger brother. Long-story short: my friend was forced to do these INTENSE "detoxifications". At the age of 13, he was diagnosed with bone cancer! His doctors at Cedars-Sinai claimed that his body had been ravaged by the horrible practices of Scientology. My friend had 2 more recurrences of the Cancer before finally beating the dread disease. Anyone who's interested in learning more about L.Ron Hubbard, and his insane life (including the suicide of his own disinherited gay son), should surf the web for more details on their own. This crap sounds perfect for J-Lo.
scientology is so evil and stupid, i think it should be illegal. i'm around christians all the time and while i may disagree with their beliefs, at least they're normal people. and at least historians think jesus actually existed! unlike xenu and shit
I wonder how many people have expired in those damn saunas. maldoror, I never knew what long term effects all those damn vitamins and saunas could have! That's horrible.
brandy, FU. 10:53, is that a prayer or an expletive? ("Please, God, get rid of these damn Scientologists!") Why do the pushiest ones never die?
7:05, in selected countries it IS illegal. Germany, I think, has totally outlawed Scientology.
Oh, and can someone explain to me why this damn religion appeals to anyone? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have some SKEPTICISM about real life, as opposed to regurgitated politics?
I mean, it promises a lot, but I receive spam daily that promises to enlarge my penis AND my breasts, turn me into a sex god, give me free computers, make me a billionaire, et cetera, et cetera. That promises a lot, but I don't buy it for a second!
This practice of drinking cooking oil to "cleanse" your body sounds a bit kinky to me. I mean it all has to come out in the end. Slick as a cat's *ss I'm sure.
Then the implantation of Scientology begins...heh, heh..
The scientologists have been rumered to use electric shock and other forms of torture to brainwash people into thinking and acting like they want them to. They do it at this big lodge they bought in Oklahoma. They call the place a "rehab center", but the only people that are in there are like the teenage kids of the scientologists.
This is why TomKat has kicked Oprah to the curb-she was not interested in joining the cult. I'm sure they were salivating at the thought of Oprah leading her audience into Scientology. Once she turned Tom down, she wasn't invited to the wedding OR the party they're having in California. If they can't use you, they have no use for you. Of course that sounds like a lot of Hollywood.
i hate Jennifer Lopez with all my heart and soul. she is a no talented, ghetto whore who is only good for sticking her ass out to the press. as for mark anthony marrying her i thought he had more class than that but aparently he does'nt. so why is she going into scientology now? my guess is her career is in the shit whole and she needs the attention. well going into sceintology is just the place for her. what will she get if she joins money? or maybe she will become a pastor????????? ha ha ha ha
If Jenny from the block wants to get pregant, it should be fairly easy for her. All she needs to do is roll over and have Marc insert his tool in her fajita hole. Poorto Riccan girlz should know they can't get preggers from just indulging in anal sex. Just ask Tom...he's never been knocked up yet.
that puta is nasty, so is her zombie "husband" you know she is with him for the money, he actually has more than her, becuz despite his zombiness, he actually has talent and crossover appeal to the whites, unlike jho, who only appeals to lower class blacks. what a surprise, they only interested in her gigantic ass, its full of cellulite. gross.
If anyone wants to really know about that fucking ignorant Scientology should go to www.scientologykills.com. I agree anyone that joins that cult, deserve whatever comes their way. They are the biggest bunches of dumbasses this world has ever seen. I hope and pray that anyone who is one of them that their career tanks horribly and then see how great this cult will treat them when they have no money.
If you are a scientologist you are a mornonic retard. The scientologists ought to force Tom Cruise into the closet or duct tape his mouth because the more everyone learns about them, the more its patently clear that they are completely bananas.
if scientology makes hennifer believe that she should gag herself and engage in repeated sodomy by me, then i'm all for her conversion. but again, no speaking, and no turning around. let's stay focused on her talent.
Quick somebody 'splain to J-Lo that she don't need that Scientology crap. IF she want to get enciente it's easy... SHE JUST HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN... That's right, just get away from the scrawny, anemic looking little goat boy she's with now and get some man seed. Seriously, he looks like a sickly little cholo who can't even grow decent facial hair much less viable semen. Fo' reals.
Any person can make up an bunch of crap like Hubbard and call it a religion. Like Ron said the best way to get filthy rich is to come up with a religion. Some people are so gullible.
9:03, where would they find innocents in Hollywood?
Anyway, it just dawned on me why Hopez married Skeletor. Same reason Shitney married Fed-Ex: sperm. He produced three kids and was in a paternity suit when she married him.
Her first two hubbies haven't had kids as far as I know, but Ben Affleck promptly went off and knocked up Garner. So Hopez wanted sperm and fast, so SHE could prove she was the Latina earth mother type. Blech.
57 Comments:
Who's the cool alien guy?
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
Xenu!
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Sounds like a new way to oil up ones ass for the initiation ritual.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Thank you for putting the boob shot wallpaper back up!!!
By Longshanks, on 10:45 AM
why cant these lemmings just pull a heaven's gate style mass suicide and get it over with? jesus! yes, i said it! jesus!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
I truly hope she believes in the cooking oil remedy.
Anything that keeps this uppity bitch from passing on her genes to a future generation is fine by me. :-D
By joejoe, on 10:55 AM
Fill 'er up!
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
can i just say...l.ron.hubbard... that is all
By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 11:15 AM
I'm not the biggest J-lo fan but I like that dress.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
i think marco should try steroids. maybe it would help him put some muscle tissue on his corpse.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Serves her right for rendering herself infertile with all those STDs. Skank!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
11:31am, he needs more than steroids. He needs a defibulator to jumpstart his heart again.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
I agree with whoever suggested the heaven's gate thing. All organized religion should fallow suit, especially if divas like J-Lo are involved.
By Brandy, on 12:10 PM
Scientology can have J-Lo. I hear that FatKat needs a babysitter for his baby Suri. Nothing like a hot Latina babysitter for FatKat to bounce on while Suri's mommy spends her money on industrial strength douche bags to assist in removing any trace of Tom's DNA from her.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
J-Lo's ass farts sent signals to Tom Cruise
By Brandy, on 12:43 PM
Just what we need in this world...another goofy Scientoligician with the hotz 4 FatKat. Maybe J Low, Jenna Elfman and Leah Remini can take turns worshipping at the altar of Tom's fajita hole while Marc Antonio drills a new hole with his tongue into Tom's man-gina.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Not knowing anything about it, I just googled "Xenu". Wow. That's funny shit. Scientologists are more stupid than I thought. Talk about having to suspend all disbelief.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Chugging cooking oil...great idea. Maybe she can add some Ex-Lax and Taco Bell scallions to the mix, for good measure?
I guess she wants to turn her huge Mexican ass into a weapon of mass destruction.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
Maybe Marc can borrow Tiny Tom's patented penis pump (please clean it first) and finally achieve something nearing an erection which might allow him to inject his puerto rican rum juice into J-Low's grand canyon.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Leah Remini is a f_cktard.
That's all I have to say.
By jeditemple, on 1:22 PM
Fuck. This is a very good day on IDLYITW. I'm not getting any work done 'cause the comments are too funny. I love you all.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
everyone knows that corpses don't produce sperm. if she wants a baby, she needs to find a living husband.
that is all.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Isn't she greasy enough? Lay off the oil J-lo, you are already Queen of Crisco.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Why doesn't she buy a negro baby like the other celebs? Or is it Asian babies that are cool now . . . I forget.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
exactly, 2:32. this whole "biological child" thing is so 2001. j-ho definitely needs to go to the orphanage/baby store and just buy one.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
the rest of the world is sick of her so now scientology wants her. well she might as well her career is in the shithole where it should be ha ha ha ha ha i can't stand her.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
"Scientology" is the nickname for my penis.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
scientologists are crazy, im niacin deficient and taking just a little tiny bit make your skin burn and itch for hours, large doses must be terrible!
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
A dear friend of mine was raised as a Scientologist from childhood. His mother made him join the "religion" along with his younger brother. Long-story short: my friend was forced to do these INTENSE "detoxifications". At the age of 13, he was diagnosed with bone cancer! His doctors at Cedars-Sinai claimed that his body had been ravaged by the horrible practices of Scientology. My friend had 2 more recurrences of the Cancer before finally beating the dread disease. Anyone who's interested in learning more about L.Ron Hubbard, and his insane life (including the suicide of his own disinherited gay son), should surf the web for more details on their own. This crap sounds perfect for J-Lo.
By maldoror, on 6:00 PM
scientology is so evil and stupid, i think it should be illegal. i'm around christians all the time and while i may disagree with their beliefs, at least they're normal people. and at least historians think jesus actually existed! unlike xenu and shit
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
J.lo looks white
By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
I wonder how many people have expired in those damn saunas. maldoror, I never knew what long term effects all those damn vitamins and saunas could have! That's horrible.
brandy, FU. 10:53, is that a prayer or an expletive? ("Please, God, get rid of these damn Scientologists!") Why do the pushiest ones never die?
7:05, in selected countries it IS illegal. Germany, I think, has totally outlawed Scientology.
Oh, and can someone explain to me why this damn religion appeals to anyone? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have some SKEPTICISM about real life, as opposed to regurgitated politics?
I mean, it promises a lot, but I receive spam daily that promises to enlarge my penis AND my breasts, turn me into a sex god, give me free computers, make me a billionaire, et cetera, et cetera. That promises a lot, but I don't buy it for a second!
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
what no pictures of her ass????? come on the bitch has a huge ass lets see those pics just like Vida Guerra
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
This practice of drinking cooking oil to "cleanse" your body sounds a bit kinky to me. I mean it all has to come out in the end. Slick as a cat's *ss I'm sure.
Then the implantation of Scientology begins...heh, heh..
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
@1:09 PM:
You're ignorant. Please kill yourself.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 AM
The scientologists have been rumered to use electric shock and other forms of torture to brainwash people into thinking and acting like they want them to. They do it at this big lodge they bought in Oklahoma. They call the place a "rehab center", but the only people that are in there are like the teenage kids of the scientologists.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
How exactly are large doeses of a B vitamin, fat, and steam going to telp you conceive a child?
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
This is why TomKat has kicked Oprah to the curb-she was not interested in joining the cult. I'm sure they were salivating at the thought of Oprah leading her audience into Scientology.
Once she turned Tom down, she wasn't invited to the wedding OR the party they're having in California. If they can't use you, they have no use for you.
Of course that sounds like a lot of Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
Drink cooking oil? So lame. What self-respecting cult wouldn't settle for anything less than the blood of an innocent.
By 21st century digital boy, on 9:00 AM
Drink cooking oil? So lame. What self-respecting cult would settle for anything less than blood from the still-beating heart of an innocent?
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
Check out The Church of Xenu. Very funny. Poor Xenu has been done wrong by those evil Scientologists!
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
^Queen of Crisco BAAAHHH HAAA HAAA
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Does the church of Scientology accept Mexicans?
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
i hate Jennifer Lopez with all my heart and soul. she is a no talented, ghetto whore who is only good for sticking her ass out to the press. as for mark anthony marrying her i thought he had more class than that but aparently he does'nt. so why is she going into scientology now? my guess is her career is in the shit whole and she needs the attention. well going into sceintology is just the place for her. what will she get if she joins money? or maybe she will become a pastor????????? ha ha ha ha
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
it's really because she'll believe anything cause she has no brains. and no talent, why is she famous again? oh yeah, her ass...that's right...
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
If Jenny from the block wants to get pregant, it should be fairly easy for her. All she needs to do is roll over and have Marc insert his tool in her fajita hole. Poorto Riccan girlz should know they can't get preggers from just indulging in anal sex. Just ask Tom...he's never been knocked up yet.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
that puta is nasty, so is her zombie "husband" you know she is with him for the money, he actually has more than her, becuz despite his zombiness, he actually has talent and crossover appeal to the whites, unlike jho, who only appeals to lower class blacks. what a surprise, they only interested in her gigantic ass, its full of cellulite. gross.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
If anyone wants to really know about that fucking ignorant Scientology should go to www.scientologykills.com. I agree anyone that joins that cult, deserve whatever comes their way. They are the biggest bunches of dumbasses this world has ever seen. I hope and pray that anyone who is one of them that their career tanks horribly and then see how great this cult will treat them when they have no money.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 AM
If you are a scientologist you are a mornonic retard. The scientologists ought to force Tom Cruise into the closet or duct tape his mouth because the more everyone learns about them, the more its patently clear that they are completely bananas.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Olive oil can be ingested to relieve constipation. Maybe she's full of crap.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
So disappointing that Giovani Ribisi is one of them... I mean seriously, the Xenu stuff is mental...
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
if scientology makes hennifer believe that she should gag herself and engage in repeated sodomy by me, then i'm all for her conversion. but again, no speaking, and no turning around. let's stay focused on her talent.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Quick somebody 'splain to J-Lo that she don't need that Scientology crap. IF she want to get enciente it's easy... SHE JUST HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN... That's right, just get away from the scrawny, anemic looking little goat boy she's with now and get some man seed. Seriously, he looks like a sickly little cholo who can't even grow decent facial hair much less viable semen. Fo' reals.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Any person can make up an bunch of crap like Hubbard and call it a religion. Like Ron said the best way to get filthy rich is to come up with a religion. Some people are so gullible.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
9:03, where would they find innocents in Hollywood?
Anyway, it just dawned on me why Hopez married Skeletor. Same reason Shitney married Fed-Ex: sperm. He produced three kids and was in a paternity suit when she married him.
Her first two hubbies haven't had kids as far as I know, but Ben Affleck promptly went off and knocked up Garner. So Hopez wanted sperm and fast, so SHE could prove she was the Latina earth mother type. Blech.
By Anonymous, on 12:21 AM
Mark is sooo hot. Not!
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
If Leah Remini told me to drink cooking oil Id do it to Id do anything that fine woman said
By Mikey, on 1:14 AM
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