I'm aware that I'm a complete loser...but I have never been pumped for 2 movies as much as I am for "Transformers" and the CGI "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Wow, after reading that I feel the need to go get drunk and have sex just to prove to myself that I'm not actually THAT big of a nerd.
Thanks for the insight, Todd. Until now I failed to realize why I can't watch movies about robots, space flights/fights and comic book heroes. Apparently it's because I'd sooner watch a documentary. ;)
Wait until someone tells this slut that Brian Austin Green wasn't the cool guy on 90210. He was the gay little wigger who danced to Hip Hop and listened to REM.
Isn't she the one who massaged his sack with her foot at some outdoor patio somewhere? He's damned lucky to have her. Especially since he looks like an ass in that suit. Christ, he looks like he's wearing pyjamas or something.
Warren Beatty. "Women who have enjoyed Beatty's amorous advances swear that he is hung like a donkey."
Milton Berle. It's "a well-established fact" that " `Uncle Miltie' is the King Cock of Hollywood."
Humphrey Bogart. "Sources claim that he sported a pendulously long cock."
Michael Caine. The British actor "is also known to be a talented lover hung in the 8" (20 cm) range."
Willem Dafoe. "Star of Mississippi Burning and Platoon, Dafoe is as hung as he is talented."
Errol Flynn. "The late actor best-known for his salty swashbuckling roles delighted in exhibiting his manhood to close friends."
Harrison Ford. "A female reader . . . reports that the star of the Indiana Jones series, the Star Wars Trilogy, and the Fugitive is tremendously hung."
Cary Grant. "A former amanuensis of Cary Grant wrote to me, stating that . . . [Grant's] flaccid cock lied flat against his belly, almost reaching his navel. A size 8 (20 cm)."
Don Johnson. "One look at the phallus that made Miami Vice a prime-time staple and you can see why Melanie Griffith married him twice."
Steve Martin. "This `wild and crazy' guy has no need to be modest in the locker room. Steve allegedly sports a size 8 (20 cm)."
Steve McQueen. According to one of his lovers: "Like two Coors beer cans welded together."
Eddie Murphy. "Star of Beverly Hills Cop, Murphy is known to be very well hung -- probably in the 8-9" (20-22 cm) range."
Liam Neeson. "His reputation as a truly BIG star is now widely disseminated."
Musicians
David Cassidy. "With monster phallic genes inherited from dad Jack Cassidy, it was inevitable that son David would be a `chip off the old block.' "
Shaun Cassidy. "David isn't the only Cassidy boy with a lot to crow about. . . . A reader of an earlier edition of this book claims . . . `a good approximation of his size is 8" (20 cm) in circumference and 9-91/2" (22-23 cm) in length.' "
Jimi Hendrix. "Rock's premier psychedelic guitarist was hung like a bull. Scores of groupies spread the word that his cock was `damn near as big as his guitar.' "
Tom Jones. "Loyal fans fight for front-row tickets to get a glimpse of that legendary bulge in his peter-pinching tights."
Miscellaneous
Mikhail Baryshnikov. " `A thick 91/2 " of Russian salami,' claims a former paramour."
Tom Brokaw. "I estimate his broadcast abilities to be a 9+."
Lyndon Baines Johnson. "Horsemen might be interested in knowing that LBJ may have had the crown champion of presidential cocks."
David Letterman. "The popular host of late-night television has been reported to sport an impressive penis in the 9" (22 cm) range."
Dan Rather. "He is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
Yeah, I saw this news on http://www.allspark.com which is a site all about Transformers (I think its one of the bigger ones). They also have something on there about Sector 7 which is a gag site with content from the movie in it.
I was afraid this movie would be lame but its pretty obvious its not just a rehash of an 80s cartoon
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He's getting older. Looks like she took her uncle to prom or something. He should've stuck with Tiffani-Amber Theissen (sp?).
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
She's very pretty. Nearly flawless ... ok, completely flawless.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
I just came so hard I even have to change my socks. BALLS. I might be the only girl THAT excited for this movie. Ahhh...
By Alexa, on 10:40 AM
MMmmmm look at those legs! dayumm. shes amazing.
By tina, on 10:49 AM
She's not flawless. Up close you can see she has a pretty bad acne problem and lots of acne scars on her face. I see her in person quite often.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
THAT MOVIE = RAD!
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
"Up close you can see she has a pretty bad acne problem and lots of acne scars on her face. I see her in person quite often".
O.K. Don't stand so close. That better?
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
fuckin a... she's the hottest thing i've ever seen
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
"(w/fiance Brian Austin Green)"
That totally should have been written as some sort of rebuke, condemnation, or at least a cautionary indication. He's like an upmarket Federline
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
normally i dont like movies about gay robots but i think i'll make an exception this time.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
how the fuck did David Silver score that?????
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I'm aware that I'm a complete loser...but I have never been pumped for 2 movies as much as I am for "Transformers" and the CGI "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Wow, after reading that I feel the need to go get drunk and have sex just to prove to myself that I'm not actually THAT big of a nerd.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
brian austin green?? that's the best she can do? does she have some kind of uncontrollable body odor problem or something? this makes no sense.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Thatta boy, BAG. Shes fuckin hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Thanks for the insight, Todd. Until now I failed to realize why I can't watch movies about robots, space flights/fights and comic book heroes. Apparently it's because I'd sooner watch a documentary. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:49 AM
Wait until someone tells this slut that Brian Austin Green wasn't the cool guy on 90210. He was the gay little wigger who danced to Hip Hop and listened to REM.
By jeditemple, on 11:49 AM
Alexa, you are not the only girl excited for this movie. It looks badass!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
I was so excited about the Transformers movie... until I found out Michael Bay was directing it. The man is a hack.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Austin Green is a wigger has-been.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Brian Austin Green is such a tool.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
"A film by Michael Bay?"
...and I'm out.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
Isn't she the one who massaged his sack with her foot at some outdoor patio somewhere? He's damned lucky to have her. Especially since he looks like an ass in that suit. Christ, he looks like he's wearing pyjamas or something.
By Vigilante, on 1:07 PM
"Alexa, you are not the only girl excited for this movie. It looks badass!!! "
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Yep, I'm on board with that!
Oh PLEASE, let this movie be as f*cking kick-ass as the trailer looks! I'm geeking out! Totally psyched!
By Draya, on 2:33 PM
did someone say gay robots?
i'm in, faster than the next penis into Lindsay Lohan!
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Her tits are okay, but not great... Her ass (and legs) however... Damn!
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
... and face! Damn!
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Her tits are fine, that dress just isn't flattering for them.
Put those babies in a push-up bra and they would look great. Or better yet set them free!
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
the chick is hot her tits need to get bigger but what the hell is she doing with 90210 ?? the girl has not taste well most women don't,
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Before he got together with Megan, Brian was pretty well known for having a huge dick and being awesome in bed. Lots of girls kissed and told. ;)
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
big dick? ok, then. i reverse all of my previous negative commentary.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
Note to IDLYITW: Find photo of David Silver's "huge dick"....
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
Warren Beatty. "Women who have enjoyed Beatty's amorous advances swear that he is hung like a donkey."
Milton Berle. It's "a well-established fact" that " `Uncle Miltie' is the King Cock of Hollywood."
Humphrey Bogart. "Sources claim that he sported a pendulously long cock."
Michael Caine. The British actor "is also known to be a talented lover hung in the 8" (20 cm) range."
Willem Dafoe. "Star of Mississippi Burning and Platoon, Dafoe is as hung as he is talented."
Errol Flynn. "The late actor best-known for his salty swashbuckling roles delighted in exhibiting his manhood to close friends."
Harrison Ford. "A female reader . . . reports that the star of the Indiana Jones series, the Star Wars Trilogy, and the Fugitive is tremendously hung."
Cary Grant. "A former amanuensis of Cary Grant wrote to me, stating that . . . [Grant's] flaccid cock lied flat against his belly, almost reaching his navel. A size 8 (20 cm)."
Don Johnson. "One look at the phallus that made Miami Vice a prime-time staple and you can see why Melanie Griffith married him twice."
Steve Martin. "This `wild and crazy' guy has no need to be modest in the locker room. Steve allegedly sports a size 8 (20 cm)."
Steve McQueen. According to one of his lovers: "Like two Coors beer cans welded together."
Eddie Murphy. "Star of Beverly Hills Cop, Murphy is known to be very well hung -- probably in the 8-9" (20-22 cm) range."
Liam Neeson. "His reputation as a truly BIG star is now widely disseminated."
Musicians
David Cassidy. "With monster phallic genes inherited from dad Jack Cassidy, it was inevitable that son David would be a `chip off the old block.' "
Shaun Cassidy. "David isn't the only Cassidy boy with a lot to crow about. . . . A reader of an earlier edition of this book claims . . . `a good approximation of his size is 8" (20 cm) in circumference and 9-91/2" (22-23 cm) in length.' "
Jimi Hendrix. "Rock's premier psychedelic guitarist was hung like a bull. Scores of groupies spread the word that his cock was `damn near as big as his guitar.' "
Tom Jones. "Loyal fans fight for front-row tickets to get a glimpse of that legendary bulge in his peter-pinching tights."
Miscellaneous
Mikhail Baryshnikov. " `A thick 91/2 " of Russian salami,' claims a former paramour."
Tom Brokaw. "I estimate his broadcast abilities to be a 9+."
Lyndon Baines Johnson. "Horsemen might be interested in knowing that LBJ may have had the crown champion of presidential cocks."
David Letterman. "The popular host of late-night television has been reported to sport an impressive penis in the 9" (22 cm) range."
Dan Rather. "He is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
Those guys have got nothing on Screech.
By Brandy, on 6:27 PM
Yeah, I saw this news on http://www.allspark.com which is a site all about Transformers (I think its one of the bigger ones). They also have something on there about Sector 7 which is a gag site with content from the movie in it.
I was afraid this movie would be lame but its pretty obvious its not just a rehash of an 80s cartoon
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
was she in a porno? i swear ive seen her before. her legs are a little chunky but i like em.
By jessie, on 7:05 PM
What a fucking stupid movie.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
what legs?
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
^ Who cares if "her legs are alittle chunky but I like em"? The fact is, chunky or not they won't be wrapped around you anytime sson.
By Jj, on 12:59 PM
I'd go and watch it for Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel alone. Add big stompy robots into the mix and i'm there.
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