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Daniel Craig Wants a Gay James Bond


Fans of the James Bond franchise threatened to boycott Casino Royale when Daniel Craig was announced as the new Bond and after filming began, onset reports didn't really help. Craig got his teeth knocked out during a fight scene, complained about having "prickly heat" and then he revealed to producers that he'd be unable to drive Bond's signature car, the Aston Martin, because he couldn't drive a stick. Now, he has even better news - he wants Bond to be gay in the next movie. As an added bonus, he wants the scene to contain full frontal nudity. He says:

Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it. I mean, look at (British TV series) 'Doctor Who' - that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye."

Jesus, can't James Bond just stick to beating the shit out bad guys and boning hot foreign chicks? James Bond should be taking some double agent's panties off with his teeth, not hoping the waiter notices how hot his ass looks in his tux. Do you really need to "update" Bond by frosting his tips and giving him a manicure? Oh, not if you don't plan on throwing in an oxygen facial, you won't. Oh snap, work it Bond! You go girl!

Casino Royale
'Bond Girl,' Eva Green:


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71 Comments:

  • First. Bond is gay. Ha.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • Fuck off Daniel. Let's get a rug on Sean and bring him back again.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • I'm pretty sure Bond is already gay - having sex with women doesn't make you straight, you have to actually like it.

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • Ridiculous notion - a gay bond. Though I suppose that would open the door for Cameron Diaz to audition as a Bond girl/guy. Hell, what's Brooke Hogan doing next year?

    By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

  • Must fugly Bond girl yet. I've seen the movie twice and she just gets uglier throughout the movie. The married girl Bond almost boned, she was hot!

    By chuggdog, on 12:13 PM  

  • lol i heard about this on the radio, i dont think james bond would work as a gay charachter. batman and robin however...

    By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

  • Okay, THAT'S IT for this guy! I never liked him as the new selection for Bond, and have not seen the movie. But these comments, if true, are the last straw.

    This guy should be dumped as Bond, and Pierce brought back. I don't care if Bond is supposed to be just starting out in the storyline or not. A GAY Bond! Ian Fleming must be turning over in his grave!

    Oh, and Craig can't drive a manual transmission car? What a PUSSY! I take it he didn't reveal this to the Producers until AFTER he signed on for two more movies!

    So he did a lot of his own stunts and got some teeth knocked out, huh? It doesn't mean he isn't GAY!

    I hope the movie eventually loses money, along with the next two! It'll teach the Producers a lesson: don't screw over Bond fans, or Pierce!

    By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM  

  • The way I see it: The odds were down way low on Craig prior to the release of Casino Royale. The way betting works, he worked up a whole hell of a lot of "I told you so" capital after the movie turned out to be an unstoppable juggernaut of white-hot awesomeness and box office ambrosia.

    However, he has, just now, spent all that capital on making this comment. Not that there's anything wrong with the comment the way its being posed - as a hypothetical musing. But when you're BOND, you just cant say things like that.

    So anyway, my point is that instead of getting the hook for Craig, we should let this one pass-- with the knowledge that he's now back at square one, breaking even.

    Was it worth it, Danial? Was it?

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • Just continues the obvious that actors are a bunch of moronic idiots (no offense to moronic idiots)

    If you want a gay spy movie, you can create it new. Leave Bond, James Bond, alone.

    You can call the gay spy movie, Brownfinger or even reuse the title Moonraker

    By just-this-guy, on 12:27 PM  

  • Yeah, Eva Green is pretty fug. She looks like one of those gross hippie girls that sit around banging drums and braiding her armpit hair.

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • Actually, Daniel Craig can drive a stick shift, and his teeth weren't knocked out; rather, one of his caps broke off. Most of the rumors going around about him are completely false.

    http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/06/30/daniel-craig-can-drive-stick-insiders-say/

    http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1176277_1_0_,00.html

    By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM  

  • ^ That's called "damage control" by the movie's producers and Daniel Craig's publicists.

    By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

  • HAHAHAHAHA-it's just goss to get you talking about the movie. Worked, didn't it? Craig is an awesome Bond, and no one would ever mistake him for gay. Good stuff, can't wait to see the next.

    By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM  

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA---That's all goss to get you talking about the movie. Worked, didn't it? Craig is an awesome Bond, and no one would ever mistake him for gay. Good work, can't wait to see the next!

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • SIgh. I miss Connery and Moore. Best Bonds ever.

    By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM  

  • In the Land of Queerdom, the word "frosted" is reserved for our members residing in the Florida panhandle and certain parts of Germany. Please, for future reference, use the term "highlighted" - in these times it's necessary to keep up on one's gay-cabulary...

    By JonboySF, on 12:58 PM  

  • Of course he can drive a manual car he's british! we don't piss around with automatics over here
    And before you start slagging this film off your really should see it, Daniel Craig is the hottest bond ever, in every sense of the word!

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • We've already had a gay Bond - Roger Moore was flaming. And terrible.

    By enoughalready, on 1:02 PM  

  • The psycho Daniel Craig stalker fan is starting to scare me a little.

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • At first I had my doubts. . . but the new Bond looks pretty damn hot in the pic above!!

    As far as the gay Bond idea, I wouldn't go there. Most Bond fans are men (I think?), and I don't think they'd appreciate it at all.

    By Ginger, on 1:09 PM  

  • OK first off, how hard can it be to learn stick to play a major movie part? I want to get this straight though--Craig is looking at a chance to be in bed with all of these hot actresses, and instead he'd rather play Bond gay? I think he has to be kidding about all of that.

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • Jesus, can't James Bond just stick to beating the shit out bad guys and boning hot foreign chicks?

    agree 100%! if gay people want their own movie character, they can create a new one!

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • A gay Bond????

    That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

    By Vigilante, on 1:29 PM  

  • If Bond turns queer, someone will have to design a gun for the limp wristed.

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

  • If Bond turns queer, someone will have to design a gun for the limp wristed.

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

  • Great idea Daniel! I would suggest you get Lance Bass as your sidekick. While you are shooting your way out of a situation, he'll use his killer kick-ass dance moves to beat up the bad guys, and then afterwards you can go get manis and pedis.

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • He just said that because he wants to have a steamy sex scene with Jessica Simpson in the next Bond film. Just the thought of Jessica's man-hands caressing him.... brrrrrr! Shivers!

    By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM  

  • OK, this is going too far!
    We are now living in an age of bizarre political correctness!
    The base character and image of Bond is a a spy who loves his women!
    If you mess with the core traits of a successful character, then you will destroy the Bond franchise!

    If someone wants a gay super spy, do it in a different movie!

    I agree with 12:52, "I miss Connery and Moore. Best Bonds ever."
    But Brosnan also did a great job!

    By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

  • Eva Green is pretty hot in a unique way. She's got that "grab her hair like the bridal of a horse and ride her" look to her.

    By jeditemple, on 2:58 PM  

  • You can't see her face when you're doing her from behind!

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • She has Lohan's bad skin.

    By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM  

  • Daniel Craig is a fucking retard.

    By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM  

  • Sorry, not interested.

    And Craig is a FUCKING MORON for trying to mess with the formula that works. Part of Bond is that he loves women -- lots of women. It's like remaking Romeo and Juliet, but turning Juliet into a butch lesbian.

    Want a gay secret agent? No problem! Write something, but not with BOND.

    I want Connery back! He may be seventysomething, but I'd rather stare at him for two hours than Craig.

    By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM  

  • how come the heading title got changed?

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • hes a horrible choice for bond.

    they should've chosen juliam macmahon who was the runner up for the role. hes more sauve and debonaire than ugly ass daniel craig. he wants to get naked and be gay???

    fucking fuit basket. i bet he fucked lance bass

    By prettyboy, on 4:32 PM  

  • >>She has Lohan's bad skin.

    Are you serious? She's stunning. It's nice to have a bond girl who actually looks real and naturally hot

    By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM  

  • First, Pierse Brosnan was the gayest Bond ever so going back to him is stupid. Atleast this Bond is actually manly in some way. Second, what's wrong with a gay bond? I don't care one way or anothing .. I'm a girl .. I love Bond for the ass kicking and the explosions .. so hot chicks that "pretend" to be smart or usefull in someways don't do anything for me. So taking them out would be a nice change of pace :)

    By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

  • If this is the way we can see his "frontal nudity", hell yeah, let it be!

    More yummy shots of him an Eva green here:

    http://www.evagreenweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=261&pos=8

    By Yetused, on 6:29 PM  

  • Gay? Since when is James Bond a peter puffer?
    This clown lost me last year when he arrived at a promo via boat in London while wearing a big ugly life jacket.
    Connery would never have worn a life jacket... hell! he would have been in the water towing the boat by himself!
    James Bond is toast... long live Sean Connery.

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM  

  • that quote sounds horribly out of context, even in the source article. I thought Craig was actually one of the most masculine Bonds, in both looks and action.

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM  

  • Using Doctor Who as a comparison is kinda lame too... considering that show has always had a tongue-in-cheek camp side to it (particular the Pertwee era) and the current series has had a guy flirting and kissing the doctor - I don't think there has been anything instigated by the doctor in that direction - whereas there has been towards his female companions
    :p

    Basically it's just an inane comment... if they want a gay spy - make one, but Bond isn't gay!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM  

  • Wow, if this comes to fruition it's gonna make my gay's uncle's DVD collection so fast it'll make all yall's head spin. Sad thing he'll make me watch it on his partner's birthday.

    By Bob King Neverland III, on 7:19 PM  

  • If Craig wants to screw up the James Bond name with his own agenda like full frontal nudity and a gay Bond, tell him to produce his OWN freakin movie. While he's at it, have Jessica Simpson co-star. I'm sure it will be a big hit.

    By Piquebu, on 7:30 PM  

  • What's wrong with a gay Bond? All political correctness aside, it would only make it a fair trade-off to our evolving future. The point of Bond movies - and the reason that they've lasted so long - is that they've changed with the times, so that the material they present is always fresh, exciting and stimulating. They can't make EVERY movie about the Cold War and Soviet enemies in the 1960s, can they? As homosexuality becomes more prevalent and accepted, so should a gay or bisexual Bond. It would shock viewers, yes, but they can at least say they were thrilled in a sense and not bored. And as for frontal nudity, it shouldn't even be questioned, because naked chicks are shown in movies all the time...

    Oh, and by the way, Eva Green is damn hot. A refreshing change from all those blonde, big-breasted dim bulbs who don't possess a sliver of a personality and can't do anything without Bond saving and/or screwing them.

    By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM  

  • wasn't some black dude on here a while back whining about how bond should be black? what the hell is so hard about writing your OWN character and putting him in your OWN movie so he can be any color or orientation you want.

    By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM  

  • Is this guy gay? I thought he played the hell out of the Bond character. The best Bond movie I've ever seen. I just loved it. As for a gay Bond, keep your pink San Francisco panties out of my f'n action series! Jesus, is anything fucking sacred anymore?!

    By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM  

  • i'm sorry but BOND IS STRAIGHT. look, bond likes fast cars, bond likes martinis shaken, not stirred, and he likes sleeping with hot women. if you change any of those things, IT'S NOT BOND!!!!!!! i don't care about them changing the actor, i don't care that he's blonde... but bond is not a homo! sorry.

    what next, a gay santa claus? popeye gonna be gay?

    By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM  

  • 8:28, he's not talking about having Bond do modern relevant ADVENTURES, because Bond's CHARACTER has always remained the same. Now unless homosexuality has become a giant presence in international warfare and spying, it's not really on the same level as the Cold War, is it?

    Rather, it's on the level of, "Well, since alcohol can be bad for you, they should stop having Bond drink martinis."

    And it's really disgusting that he is so damn arrogant. He's played Bond ONCE, and hardly to acclaim OR box office smashes! Who the hell is he to decide what he wants the ADORED ACTION CHARACTER to do?!

    By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM  

  • 8:28, he's not talking about having Bond do modern relevant ADVENTURES, because Bond's CHARACTER has always remained the same. Now unless homosexuality has become a giant presence in international warfare and spying, it's not really on the same level as the Cold War, is it?

    Rather, it's on the level of, "Well, since alcohol can be bad for you, they should stop having Bond drink martinis."

    And it's really disgusting that he is so damn arrogant. He's played Bond ONCE, and hardly to acclaim OR box office smashes! Who the hell is he to decide radical changes in an adored classic action hero, who didn't need gay scenes to spice things up when Brosnan or Connery were playing him?! Such an ass.

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM  

  • JUST SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO to the idea that James Bond is a dick sucker come on are you people crazy ,the series is about a man that gets lots of pussy and in his days off he kills other spies and saves the world ,so no gay bond that is just for a joke you can see in Saturday Night Live tv show

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM  

  • Anon 8:28 said: "As homosexuality becomes more prevalent and accepted, so should a gay or bisexual Bond. It would shock viewers, yes, but they can at least say they were thrilled in a sense and not bored."

    Sorry pal, but it's only "prevalent and accepted" in your head. While a meager 2% of the population would like it, a whopping 98% wouldn't. And it wouldn't "thrill" people -- it would likely make them sick. Take your "Brokeback Bond" idea and walk away. That is, if your anus isn't hurting too bad to walk.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 PM  

  • Back to Eva Green, she looked beautiful in the scene where she's in the bathroom putting on her make-up before the poker tournament. She looks so much better without make-up. Anyway whoever said Brosnan was a good Bond is smoking crack. Brosnan was the corniest, gayest, and fugliest Bond ever. Like anyone wants to see him and his flabby, hairy ass chest seducing the Bond hoes.

    By Jj, on 12:09 AM  

  • I heard about this story a week ago, and many gossip blogs like this one seem to be purposely twisting his words around. After all, Craig supposedly suggesting a gay James Bond sounds controversial.

    He didn't suggest for JAMES BOND to be gay, he just suggested to add a gay scene to the next movie to modernize the franchise a bit.

    Here's the original article.
    http://www.newkerala.com/news4.php?action=fullnews&id=58710

    By Toni, on 2:15 AM  

  • I agree with Toni, Craig has no way said he wishes bond to be gay, some of you fools will just read anything and believe it.

    He was asked the question about nudity in the next film (funnily enough the question was not printed....), which he replies Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it," Contactmusic quoted him, as saying.

    "I mean, look at (British TV series) Doctor Who - that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye," he added

    Now tell me where the hell it says he wants the next bond to be gay?
    The only thing he is saying is that anything can happen in film and tv (in relation to dr who) so would have no problems with any nudity (to please male or female).

    Some of you people really need to look at facts before stirring up a load of rubbish.

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM  

  • Plot for a gay James Bond film:

    Bond is captured by the gay mafia and given bad hair, a bad manicure and forced into last years line of clothes. After he escapes he goes on a one man mission to avenge the indignities!

    Seriously I have nothing against gays but I can't see a gay action hero working especially a gay version of Bond.

    By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM  

  • So would James Bound be a top or bottom? Reportedly Tom Cruise was interested in the role of a gay James Bond, too.

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • I plain old don't believe he said this, or if he did, it has been twisted contextually. Everything else he says about the franchise is immensely respectful of the character and of the fans. He presents himself as a class act, and has done a magnificent job helping to breathe life into a dying franchise. If he said anything like this, my bet (I am a publicist) is that he was asked a directly leading question, or his words have been taken out of meaning. He's great. Live with it.

    By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM  

  • Anonymous 8:28 said...
    What's wrong with a gay Bond? All political correctness aside, it would only make it a fair trade-off to our evolving future. The point of Bond movies - and the reason that they've lasted so long - is that they've changed with the times, so that the material they present is always fresh, exciting and stimulating. They can't make EVERY movie about the Cold War and Soviet enemies in the 1960s, can they? As homosexuality becomes more prevalent and accepted, so should a gay or bisexual Bond. It would shock viewers, yes, but they can at least say they were thrilled in a sense and not bored. And as for frontal nudity, it shouldn't even be questioned, because naked chicks are shown in movies all the time...


    shut the hell up

    By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

  • He said there should be a gay scene in the new Bond movie. Not that Bond himself should nescessarly be invovled.

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

  • He said there should be a gay scene in the new Bond movie. Not that Bond himself should nescessarly be invovled.

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

  • He said there should be a gay scene in the new Bond movie. Not that Bond himself should nescessarly be invovled.

    By blah, on 2:57 PM  

  • this better not be true because i happen to like Daniel and thought he looked so good in casino royale

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 AM  

  • i agree with the few about eva not being hot. she kind of looks like juliet louis wierd looking. and yeah she also looks like a spoiled rich girl

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 AM  

  • Craig gets the stick a lot for comments that are taken entirely out of context. For some reason, the press have had it in for him from the very start. I thought he did a smashing job as Bond.

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • If there was a full frontal nudity scene, I bet that we would all see that Craig is more like a 003 1/2, not a 007. ha ha ha

    By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM  

  • I don't think he has said he wants Bond to be gay, he says that Bond should do a gay scene. When I first heard that I thought "whoah, that's dumb!" but thinking about it, there is case. I mean, Bond is supposed to be a super spy, his job is to get information ... at all costs. If that means he has to seduce someone, anybody, then so be it.

    Afterwards he could be sickened and angry by the actions he had to do. That would make Bond, at least in my mind, even more deadly than before.

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM  

  • Many stupid comments here aree made by bunch idiotic closeted homophobic gays... those who are so so upset in your comments, yes , you all... are actually latent GAYS!!! Time to emerge from your closets!!

    lol !!!

    By LOL, on 1:23 AM  

  • Geez people, it's 2007 already... A gay/bi Bond would be totally HOT !!
    and not just for the guys, but I think it would make Bond an even bigger hit with women worldwide too.

    By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM  

  • god damn all of you are such idiots to even realize that daniel is a much better bond by far... gay or not he has to be the hottest bond or man ever..so all of you to stupid to realize this should go screw themselves

    By Melissa =), on 8:24 PM  

  • Americans are so ignorant and so homophobic.

    It's stupid to equate gay people with physical weakness: gay people have the strenght to endure years of idiotic grade school bigotry (and most of them could probably kick your ass).

    By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

  • It's a simple thing: Bond is NOT gay. He is not black. He is not a woman. He is not Jewish. He is not the president of the United States and he is not an astronaut. You don't have to be "bigoted" or "homophobic" to realize that the Bond character was developed in a certain way and certain characteristics are simply unchangeable.

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

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