Lindsay Lohan is a Classy Bitch
Next time you're serving Lindsay Lohan food, be sure to hand her a spittoon.Lindsay Lohan grossed eyewitnesses at a Hollywood industry bash when she spit out a paw as a waiter passed by with hors d'oeuvres, popped one in her mouth, then shrieked, "This tastes like shit" - and spit it back onto the tray! As eyes rolled, Lindsay Lohan snagged a napkin and daintily patted her mouth as the horrified waiter tossed his napkin over her disgusting spit-out, stalked straight to the kitchen and dumped the contaminated tray."
Listen, people. If that tray isn't filled with pills, powder and booze, Lindsay wants nothing of it. Food? What were you thinking? Lindsay, your idol, Patsy Stone, was a character on Absolutely Fabulous, not a real person. And she was much better at this than you are. Take it from someone who went through a phase where she thought she was Yogi Bear and started stealing picnic baskets. This will not end well, my friend. That backstabbing bastard, Booboo, wouldn't even bail me out!
Lindsay on December 4th:
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42 Comments:
She looks so bloated as of late.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Sleazy bitch used collagen on her lips? That ought to come in handy for the blow job giving whore! FIRECROTCH!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
She's starting to sport some Jack Osborne face there.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
More like had the collagen injected to her whole nasty face! Too bad the waiter didn't slam the try into her skull.
By Bitch McMean, on 3:06 PM
lindsay lohan classy? i heard she spit an some food back in a waiters tray at a restaurant classy huh?
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
L.A. just hasn't been cold enough lately to justify that outfit.
By What ho!, on 3:12 PM
This broad is a headcase. The over/under on when o'l lindsay jumps from a high rise balcony is 2 years. I'll take under.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Poor Lindsay. I would like to blame it on her youth, but come on now. Even the poorest of us were taught some manners. You don't even do that at home!
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Lindsay doesn't look like she's passed up any hor d'oeuvres in that top pic. But that's a good thing, because maybe it does mean she's on the road to recovery.
By Brandy, on 3:36 PM
A steady diet of cocaine and pain killers makes your face puffy. "road to recovery" my ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
She's on a fast track to self ruin and I can't wait until she gets there!! Her booze and drug induced destruction is going to be awesome!!!!! Party on Lohan
By st in texas, on 3:38 PM
What a classless pig. She totally disrespects everybody in the room with her shit... when is she going to be taken down.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
RE:anon 3:36
Oh believe me, I use the term loosely...
By Brandy, on 3:42 PM
"lindsay lohan classy? i heard she spit an some food back in a waiters tray at a restaurant classy huh?
3:09 PM"
Read the post before you comment, dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
i'm really starting to feel like all this ridicule will make her go (more) insane... i know this is kind of asking for it; even if it's fabricated, that dumb letter of hers is hard to NOT make fun of, i know... but i feel like she's one more rumor from going columbine on... well... hollywood.
here's to hoping she takes out paris, before she turns the gun on herself...
By emilie, on 4:03 PM
She's starting to look like fat Elvis.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
Why is this dog-faced whore a celebrity?
I'm pretty sure her tits are what made her famous, but there are millions of women out there with better tits than her.
I don't get it.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
i swear to you, i'm really starting to think she is insane. normal people do not behave this way.
road to recovery? yeah, spitting your food out onto your plate in public sure implies recovery to me.
By missed the glance, on 5:33 PM
Good Gawd she's bloated. AA my ass.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
sorry if i'm unsophisticated, but wtf is a paw?
her face looks very bloated.. if she wants to be pretty, she should give up her partying ways
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
I wonder if she looks so bloated in person? Can't stand her but love that handbag.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
WTH is wrong with her face and why the hell is it so damn bloated? Looking at her body... she still appears to be thin... but looking at her face.. she looks like she should be sporting a 200lb frame.
Anyways... who keeps inviting her dumbass to these events and letting her do this crap? If she had somehow gotten in and I heard she had done something like this... I would've embarassed the shit out of her and had her butt thrown out in front of the awaiting throng of pap
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
The poor waiter probably had to call the Hazmat team out, section off the area of the room and chemically treat the tray.
She reminds me of Jeff Goldblum playing Seth Brundle in the movie The Fly.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
Fire Crotch! Be afraid.....be very afraid..
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
LOLOMFGZ FATTY!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
Did you mean "prawn" instead of "paw"?
Oh, yeah, and Lohan's a piece of trash. Peace out.
By Hyperbole, on 1:47 AM
If it was a paw, I'd spit it back onto the tray as well.
If it was a PRAWN (As hyperbole questioned) then yeah, she's a classless skank.
Okay, technically she's a classless skank either way.
By Damian, on 4:47 AM
Her face looks tight, fat, and almost unnatural.
By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM
I think the article is just saying that she shot her hand (her "paw") out as the waiter came by with the tray so she could could grab an hors d'oeuvre.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
heck, that waiter probably listed that spit thing on e-bay by now. Any takers?
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
This would have been so good on hidden camera.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
Al Gore is going to be so disappointed.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
i once saw her snowball an analpie, so this must have been truly terrible food.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
# The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond (2008) (pre-production)
# I Know Who Killed Me (2008) (pre-production)
# The Best Time of Our Lives (2008) (pre-production) (rumored)
# A Woman of No Importance (2007) (pre-production)
# Speechless (2007) (pre-production)
# Georgia Rule (2007) (completed)
# Chapter 27 (2007) (completed)
She'll never run out of money and limelight untill these assholes stop hiring her.... However I do like the title of two of the movies that really fit her " A woman of no Importance" and "I know who killed me" and I'd really like the Chapter 27 if the 2 was taken out.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
Really - why is this girl still being paid to make movies? Listen Hollywood, neither I nor anybody I know will pay to see this trash and contribute to her delinquency. And to the sickos who actually want to see her vag for the lack of any available sheep around, they get that for free through the tabloids. So stop wasting your money. She is such a pig.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
Really - why is this girl still being paid to make movies?
because she has acting talent
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
^ She ACTS like herself in every movie. That's not talent.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
There are thousands or girls with "acting talent" that don't have the behavior of a disgusting gutter snipe. And if she is so talented, why have most of her movies totally tanked?
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
So she's not eating, but she looks really really bloated? is it the oxycontin or the coke or the booze that makes her look this bad, plus the collagen...? it's all in her face too, nowhere else...of course, she's batshit crazy...what else is new?
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
Bravo on the Patsy Stone mention, Jenny. She's a coke snorter with style.
For Lohan's sake, I hope that's just a bad camera angle. She really does look bloated. But I hear in AA, they try to feed you 3 times as much.
I can't believe she's got all those movies lined up. Even if she is a semi-decent actress, her behavior on the set is atrocious. I thought no director wanted to work with her.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
why does she have so many movies lined up? it was said already: talent. yeah, she's an annoying mess of a person, but it's just not true that there are thousands of young actresses ready to take her place. she shows up well on film, much better than it looks in real life, including how it looks during shooting. it's a special quality, not many people have it. she'll keep getting work until she overdoses for good. nobody wants a well-behaved ordinary girl in an important role in a movie, it sucks the life out of the movie.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
7:51, that explains why her bosses and costars publicly dissed her.
Guess what! They do NOT want a wild, irresponsible and bratty party girl either! At least, not if she's going to disrupt filming with it. It sounds oh so glamorous to the little girls, but it also sucks the money out of her bosses' wallets.
And in a town like Hollwood, wasting megamogul money just because you have half of South America up your nose isn't acceptable. It doesn't matter how many times you flash the peace sign, your crotch, or go on about your amazing "talent" (we know what her talent is) -- they're not going to just let you run roughshod forever.
And I doubt Blohan's "talent" will be getting her word if her face remains bloated up, and continues the drug-induced aging. Some actresses could get away with it, but not Blohan.
Her pictures have been flopping like dead fish in the past year, and she wastes even more money by ditching work to party, so why would they keep giving her work in the long-term? Because she's badly behaved, which gives a movie "life", huh? Well, it sure didn't help her last few movies, did it?
Let's face it: thousands of young girls DO have the same talent level as Blohan. She used to have talent, but then she snorted, whored, and assumed that she's a great actress already.
Now she's rapidly approaching Hasbeenville, with atrophied talent, no education, no friends, a drug addiction, and a face that looks old enough to be her own mother's.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
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