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Nicole Richie is a Skank

There is reportedly tension between Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff now that Richie is dating Duff's ex-boyfriend, Joel Madden. Sources say that even though Madden and Richie are exclusive, Madden is constantly calling Duff, but she refuses to take his calls.

[Duff] can't believe he's dating Nicole and thinks she's a skank," a source told Us, adding that when Duff heard about Richie's arrest, "she asked if Nicole had been coming from Joel's. ... She kept saying she never knew Joel at all."

To be fair, everyone is a skank to Hilary Duff. She's a virgin. The rumor is that Joel Madden left her because he finally got tired of masturbating to Lizzy McGuire reruns. Not to be fair, necrophiliacs feel sick when they look at Nicole Richie and Joel Madden is a poseur. He's about as punk as the Wiggles holding a box full of Christmas puppies.

Here are pictures of Tara Reid falling down drunk earlier this month because pictures of the people in this story were too boring and/or ugly:

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39 Comments:

Eww. Jungle Fever.

By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Get ready... To Wiggle.

By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
I'd be pissed too if my ex went after Nicole Richie, gross!!!

That always seems to be the way though, when guys get dumped. They ALWAYS turn to something easier, uglier, whatever - just to make it easier for them and to rebound. All my exs did that. Duff is a virgin yeah, but she is a hellova lot better looking than Nicole - am-i-black-or-white-85-lbs-heroin-whore-Nicole.

By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
You mean you had NO pictures of Hilary Duff? WTF?

By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Drunk Tara Reid is always better than these boring nobodies who shouldn't even be celebrities, so thank you for that.

By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Nicole Richie IS a skank. Her body is disgusting, she is a druggie, and she is totally skin color ambiguous. I'd get tired of waiting for Hilary to put out too, but nothing could get me into bed with Nicole, NOTHING.

By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Nicole is neither black or white. She's mexican. Her dad was in Santana.

By Tazznum1, on 1:17 PM
^ Her dad was a black guy who played percussion in the Commodores.

By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
her biological father is black/hispanic and her mother is white. her real dad is the cousin of sheena E.

she acts white more than anything so she might as well be labeled as such. i'm mixed and i wouldnt be caught dead acting like some type of surfer/valley guy

By prettyboy, on 1:27 PM
WHen she got the DUI the other day, it says "B" under race on the booking sheet.

Lionel Richie adopted her, I dont know anything about her birth parents.

I would love to see her in person and get a look at her skin. SHe looks white!!

She is a big fucking skank though.

By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
"Nicole Richie is a Skank"

No shit Sherlock... or wait, maybe my comment should be posted with the Kirsten Dunst story.

What to do...?

By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
prettyboy, "real" black people laugh at you behind your back. Whites don't want you around and neither do blacks. You should just go hang out with Mexicans since they're too drunk to care.

By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
Her biological father is Pete Escovedo, who's the "brother" of "Sheila E."

Get it right DOPES!

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Who gives a shit what she is? She's ugly and she's only famous because a famous rich guy adopted her and she whored around with Paris Hilton all her life. So fucking what?

By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
i'd rather wait for hilary duff than fuck a skeleton any day.

By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Anonymous said...
prettyboy, "real" black people laugh at you behind your back. Whites don't want you around and neither do blacks. You should just go hang out with Mexicans since they're too drunk to care.

1:32 PM

^Well said. Brava Anon 1:32, Brava!!

By And the comment of the day goes to..., on 1:50 PM
Maybe Tara has IBS and just needed to shit really bad. You guys are really insensitive towards people with IBS.

By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
First of all, who here really believes Hillary Duff is a virgin? Although Good Charlotte sucks, Im sure this guy wasnt gonna stay with her for that long without getting laid.

Second, how do you go from Hilary Duff to Nicole Richie? Jesus. I wouldnt fuck Nicole Richie if my dick had been bit by a snake and her vagina juice was the antidote.

By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Nicole has denied that Pete Escovedo is her bio dad. Her bio father is said to be a drummer who worked with Lionel Richie, and her bio mom (who also worked with Richie in the 70s) is of Afro-Hispanic extraction and lives in the Dominican Republic...

By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
"Second, how do you go from Hilary Duff to Nicole Richie? Jesus. I wouldnt fuck Nicole Richie if my dick had been bit by a snake and her vagina juice was the antidote."

Holy crap that was good!

By Brandy, on 2:21 PM
I hope Joel reads this site and these posts....gotta be eye-opening to hear all of america talk about how dog-shit ugly your new girl is. I'd hate to date a chick that the whole population would refuse to fuck!!

By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
I hope Joel reads this site and these posts....gotta be eye-opening to hear all of america talk about how dog-shit ugly your new girl is. I'd hate to date a chick that the whole population would refuse to fuck!!

By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
nicole is a pile of shit period , now that drunk slut Tara Reid was in some show saying that people call her a drunk but no one has ever seen her with a glass or a beer bottle in her hands ha ha ha come on post those pics of her with drinks in her hands and in her ass ,and by the looks of those pics it looks like that ugly dude got lucky that night got to go where all races of men have gone many many times before

By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
"Sheena E"

ROFL!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
How come it's not "Joel Madden is a skank"?

By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
I wonder if Nicole is so fucked up due to the fact that she obviously has no idea who her real parents are?

By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
How fucked up is the universe when I'm actually rooting for Tara Reid and K-Fed? Tara actually seems to be sobering up a little and cleaning up her act, and Britney has whored it up so much that I actually think Federline deserves the kids. What's next - I join the Pussycat Dolls Fan Cl... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Damn. I almost got that out.

By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
She knows who her parents are. Dad was a friend to Lionel and he sold his daughter to him.

By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
I guess she hasn't learned how to walk with those new tits, but at least she picked up a homie in her own class.

By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
you gotta love tara reid. unlike blohan, she just totally owns being a falling down drunk. it's so refreshing.

By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
"she totally owns being a falling down drunk"

what does this sentence mean?

By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
it means she breathes it, she lives it, she owns it. she's a sloppy, lushy drunk and she doesn't try to apologize for it by writing ridiculous e-mails telling everyone that she and al gore are going to save the world.

By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
I just finished watching the first episodes of The Simple Life I've ever watched, and that bitch is FUNNY.

By Laurie, on 8:25 PM
Joel is a moron, but again this is a good thing for Hilary. Now she can go and find herself a decent guy who's worth something. Leave skanks for skanks.

By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
At least Tara Reid kept her pants on, unlike britney, who can't even cover up her stupid twat or whatever that thing is.

By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
Loving the shout out to the Wiggles. Joel sort of looks like Murray.

By nunya, on 9:39 AM
Richie is funny! And, at least Joel will be less of a pedophile now.

By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
You know what, i think shes cute. she needs to gain weight. shes funny as hell and shes fucked up some..hmm..im sure we all would be if we were adopted and had more money then sense.

By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
Tara Reid

FUR IS MURDER you sick bitch

By Anonymous, on 12:40 AM