did she go in with a top and skirt on and then just strip down to her bra for the fun of it? Wow, she's really trying to out do Fed Ex in the party department! I love it in that top picture. She looks like she is trying so hard to understand something like: "No we don't serve deep fried peanut butter sandwiches here."
Keep it up, Brit, and Federline will end up with your spawn. I knew she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she's dumber than I thought. One day a judge somewhere will have to decide who would be the least worst parent.
btw, go over to http://www.yeeeah.com/blog/ and tell that cunt to stop ripping you guys the fuck off, doesn't it piss you off to see all these half-ass losers biting you?
looks like she took seriously her lawyer's advice to act mature and responsible so that she will get custody of her kids.
9:46 PM
Hey, I think she did! She stopped hanging out with Paris. They didn't say anything specific about not taking your clothes off, and not getting falling down drunk did they?
Hey! she's responsible (*cough* drop the baby, driving with the baby in her lap, wrong carseat, ect.*cough*) I mean at least she didn't leave the kids in the car when she went in to party...did she?? Britney???
Ya know, I'm really glad to see Britney embrace her new image so completely. I mean, if it was not for her, we would not have enough has-beens/ no-beens, trampy, drunk, loose, genital flashing women in the U.S. would we?
I mean she has to set herself apart from the crowd now doesn't she?
Britney is dumber then Jessic Simpson , the bitch (britney) is going to loose her kids if she keeps hanging out with scumbags ,she is an ugly skank with no brain cells
sigh. I now officially feel bad for her parents. Almost want to send them a "sorry your daughter is a skank" gift for xmas. Hmmmm, wonder if FTD has something along those lines.
Maybe she doesn't care if Kevin gets custody? She's probably grown bored with kids anyway now that the novelty has worn off. She had babies for the attention since all the other chicks in hollywood were doing it and she wanted to be noticed for the same accessories. I wouldn't be surprised if she's become indifferent towards them because they remind her of Kevin. Girl, you're their MOTHER not an aunt or relative that can just play with them and then hand them off to someone else when you grow bored. But of course, that's what she hired nannies for. For the sake of your kids, grow the f up.
i seriously hope kevin gets custody of his kids. we havent seen pictures of him out partying and acting like a whore as britney is doing. this shit has gone from bad to worse. someone needs to tell this chick that she doesnt have the body she had in 2001. shes fat,wide, and disgusting now.
i wonder how she feels knowing christina aguilera still has a career??
That dude behind Britney in the first picture looks kind of like Fed Ex. Looks like he's about to give her a pounce. All I have to say is,"For the love of God use a rubber."
I hate K-Fed with the intensity of a thousand suns, and although I completely despise Britney almost as much, I now hope K-Fed gets half of her money AND custody of the kids. (Only because you know they'll at least be taken care of by nannies, and therefore won't have to be around their looser parents). I also hope that K-Fed career takes off and he starts making more money than Britney.
no way can a chick go out every night till 3 am or later, drink heavily, dance and party, and then be up and mommying her kids. She probably eats dinner with them and that's about all.
But at least they are home safe and sound. I really think BS is in trouble. Nobody can keep that pace up without paying a price.
So, she won't keep 2 babies. Who cares? I wouldn't want them either.
that's all I need. I'm chilling on the couch, drinking and watching some HBO, and the baby won't shut up... so I go to shake it a little (just to keep it quiet, ya know)? and all of the sudden the fucking thing goes into a coma.. now I'm the bad guy? I don't think so... get those fucking little monsters out of my sight. It's quiet time.
You mean "Coming soon to an IMAX theater near you, Britney Spears gives herself a pap smear and pierces her cervix." Imagine it in IMAX glory. And smell-o-vision.
Anonymous 8:54 AM "That dude behind Britney in the first picture looks kind of like Fed Ex."
That's Brian Freidman, he's a choreographer. He's done some crazy routines, including some back in Britney's "hot" days.
Wait, that's it!!!! It's so mean of us, we thought she was taking off her shirt cause she's a dirty skanky ho, but really she's planning her first music video, complete with costume and dance routine, for her huge comeback!!
Anonymous 9:47 AM said... no way can a chick go out every night till 3 am or later, drink heavily, dance and party, and then be up and mommying her kids. She probably eats her kids for dinner with them and that's about all.
it's odd, she lost all this weight and now just wears the tackiest clothes ever...I lose weight and wear the same stuff because it fits better...go figure!
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Jeeze she is getting as bad as Whitey Houston. Someone, lock her up.
By Abe., on 9:29 PM
Tara Reid step aside. Your reign is offically over. Hand over the beer tap tiara. Britney is now the undisputed party hoe slag of the year!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Haha, the look on that guy's face couldn't possibly be more perfect. I'd be doing the exact same thing if it were me.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
Why does she think she looks so hot without her clothes? She should have kept that sweater on. What a skank.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM
where the fuck is this? I ALWAYS wear my bra and boa whenever I go partying
I knew all these pictures reminded me of someone. 9:35 is right, Britney is totally the new Tara Reid.
By NikkiLynn, on 9:41 PM
I'm gonna try long and hard to say something positive here..... ummmm....
Atleast there are no obvious stains on her clothes??
About the best I can do. ;)
The off-the-tracks trainwreck rumbles on and on with no signs of stopping.
By joejoe, on 9:45 PM
did she go in with a top and skirt on and then just strip down to her bra for the fun of it? Wow, she's really trying to out do Fed Ex in the party department! I love it in that top picture. She looks like she is trying so hard to understand something like: "No we don't serve deep fried peanut butter sandwiches here."
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
looks like she took seriously her lawyer's advice to act mature and responsible so that she will get custody of her kids.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
Hola Britney! You have dos (2) babies! They are now calling yo (me) the mama.
Muchos besos (kisses),
Rosa
(your nanny/baby mommy)
By rosa, on 9:49 PM
Keep it up, Brit, and Federline will end up with your spawn. I knew she wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she's dumber than I thought. One day a judge somewhere will have to decide who would be the least worst parent.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
what more can we say? COOOOOOOOOOOOOZE.
btw, go over to http://www.yeeeah.com/blog/ and tell that cunt to stop ripping you guys the fuck off, doesn't it piss you off to see all these half-ass losers biting you?
By livvie, on 9:57 PM
looks like she took seriously her lawyer's advice to act mature and responsible so that she will get custody of her kids.
9:46 PM
Hey, I think she did! She stopped hanging out with Paris. They didn't say anything specific about not taking your clothes off, and not getting falling down drunk did they?
Hey! she's responsible (*cough* drop the baby, driving with the baby in her lap, wrong carseat, ect.*cough*) I mean at least she didn't leave the kids in the car when she went in to party...did she?? Britney???
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
N-I-I-I-I-CE.
She's just too classy. It's just beyond words.
Who the fuck does she think she's kidding, acting like this?
She must be seriously delusional to not consider this bad for custodial reasons! (ahem, and many others too!)
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
Ya know, I'm really glad to see Britney embrace her new image so completely. I mean, if it was not for her, we would not have enough has-beens/ no-beens, trampy, drunk, loose, genital flashing women in the U.S. would we?
I mean she has to set herself apart from the crowd now doesn't she?
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
Ugh...so sick of this skank.
By Matty, on 10:47 PM
I never thought the day would come when I'd rate her below Federdork.
By Electrophile, on 10:57 PM
Love the expression on that guys face. He's like "oh fuck, why did i look at that?! My eyes!"
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Britney is dumber then Jessic Simpson , the bitch (britney) is going to loose her kids if she keeps hanging out with scumbags ,she is an ugly skank with no brain cells
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
At least she put a bra on first.
By Jem, on 12:34 AM
Team K-Fed
By Anonymous, on 1:30 AM
sigh. I now officially feel bad for her parents. Almost want to send them a "sorry your daughter is a skank" gift for xmas. Hmmmm, wonder if FTD has something along those lines.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 AM
Brit is a genious. K-Fed will now get stuck with the 2 screaming, barfing, pants-shitting monsters for sure. Well played, girl.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 AM
You have to be a Super Skank to make K-Fed look the more respectable of the two.
Well done, Britney! Well done!
By just-this-guy, on 5:14 AM
Apparently, Britney feels that one layer of clothing on her upper half is enough at all times. It's either shirt with no bra, or bra with no shirt.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 AM
Someone really needs to find that chromosome she's missing. Having Downs Syndrom and flashing gash is just depressing.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 AM
Is it really that hard to understand: LOOK AFTER YOUR CHILDREN!
By Disgusted by Britney, on 6:20 AM
FTD? More like STD from that guy she screwed the other night.
Kinda sad when a wigger like KFed actually kept Britney looking together and made her actually parent.
Weird. Never thought I'd think that KFed actually helped her.
By Tazznum1, on 7:10 AM
Maybe she doesn't care if Kevin gets custody? She's probably grown bored with kids anyway now that the novelty has worn off. She had babies for the attention since all the other chicks in hollywood were doing it and she wanted to be noticed for the same accessories. I wouldn't be surprised if she's become indifferent towards them because they remind her of Kevin. Girl, you're their MOTHER not an aunt or relative that can just play with them and then hand them off to someone else when you grow bored. But of course, that's what she hired nannies for. For the sake of your kids, grow the f up.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
Yeah, I'd still hit it!
By Anonymous, on 7:29 AM
i saw a porno starring Pierce Cervix
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
i seriously hope kevin gets custody of his kids. we havent seen pictures of him out partying and acting like a whore as britney is doing. this shit has gone from bad to worse. someone needs to tell this chick that she doesnt have the body she had in 2001. shes fat,wide, and disgusting now.
i wonder how she feels knowing christina aguilera still has a career??
By prettyboy, on 8:18 AM
Her poor kids. No decent parent to look up to.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
and remember, "(she's) just getting started!"
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
WOW.
I'm confused. I guess it's cool to strip naked in clubs these days?
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Did that dude in the top pic get a whiff of Britney's cooch? The red eyes make it even better!
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
That dude behind Britney in the first picture looks kind of like Fed Ex. Looks like he's about to give her a pounce. All I have to say is,"For the love of God use a rubber."
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
the red-eyed dude just spun his head around 360 degrees and is screaming "the piglet must die!"
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
I went to a club in South Beach a few weeks ago, and yes, girls were dressed exactly the way Britney is seen in these pics. Very classy.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
I think that guy in the foreground of the picture is reacting in horror to the stink of Briney's unwashed ass.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
I hate K-Fed with the intensity of a thousand suns, and although I completely despise Britney almost as much, I now hope K-Fed gets half of her money AND custody of the kids. (Only because you know they'll at least be taken care of by nannies, and therefore won't have to be around their looser parents). I also hope that K-Fed career takes off and he starts making more money than Britney.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
So, she walks into the club wearing a black top, and then takes it off...
In the first picture, why is she touching/leaning on that other chick. If someone did that to me, I'd bitch-slap them.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
We don't see pictures of Fed-Ex partying because he doesn't have any money.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM
no way can a chick go out every night till 3 am or later, drink heavily, dance and party, and then be up and mommying her kids. She probably eats dinner with them and that's about all.
But at least they are home safe and sound. I really think BS is in trouble. Nobody can keep that pace up without paying a price.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
So, she won't keep 2 babies. Who cares? I wouldn't want them either.
that's all I need. I'm chilling on the couch, drinking and watching some HBO, and the baby won't shut up... so I go to shake it a little (just to keep it quiet, ya know)? and all of the sudden the fucking thing goes into a coma.. now I'm the bad guy? I don't think so... get those fucking little monsters out of my sight. It's quiet time.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
You mean "Coming soon to an IMAX theater near you, Britney Spears gives herself a pap smear and pierces her cervix." Imagine it in IMAX glory. And smell-o-vision.
Oh God, now I don't want lunch.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Anonymous 8:54 AM
"That dude behind Britney in the first picture looks kind of like Fed Ex."
That's Brian Freidman, he's a choreographer. He's done some crazy routines, including some back in Britney's "hot" days.
Wait, that's it!!!! It's so mean of us, we thought she was taking off her shirt cause she's a dirty skanky ho, but really she's planning her first music video, complete with costume and dance routine, for her huge comeback!!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
Anonymous 9:47 AM said...
no way can a chick go out every night till 3 am or later, drink heavily, dance and party, and then be up and mommying her kids. She probably eats her kids for dinner with them and that's about all.
Fixed it for you!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
The guy's screaming ... LORD HAVE MERCY!
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
That guy looks like he is screaming "She's gonna BLOW!!" Just like that farting scene from The Nutty Professor-lol!
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Anyone else think that guy's just turning his head to get a deep, deep breath of fresh air?
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Fuck You All and Fuck Britney Fuckin Spears...
By Biff, on 5:42 PM
I think I got herpes just looking at her.
I bet she smells like whiskey and dirty vag.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
oh god will someone please put this chick to rest she is so disgusting
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
it's odd, she lost all this weight and now just wears the tackiest clothes ever...I lose weight and wear the same stuff because it fits better...go figure!
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
let those puppies breathe britnay, let them breathe!
By seed sock, on 4:59 AM
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