69 Comments:

• Four babies by 30, eh?
  
  Their names should be Famine, Pestilence, War and Death in honor of the world coming to an end.

  By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

• Refresh my memory - I heard a report that her little "dog" (I use the term loosely) Tinkerbell got too much for her and gave it away. This ho bag is the poster child for mandatory sterilization.

  By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

• Gawd, can't that bitch ever have a picture taken where her eyes aren't sidelong and her legs aren't crossed. She has perpetual Ineedtopeeitis.

  By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

• If there is a God in heaven ....

  By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM  

• It's quite the human tragedy to know that your mom is Paris Hilton. That and the heightened chance that she might projectile vomit on you while trying to sing...heheheh...

  By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

• a mommy? thats weird.....i thought she was britney's babies' new daddy

  By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

• I love how all of the naive, childless assholes out there say shit like this "...it's been my dream to have four babies before I turn 30".
  
  Paris Hilton is hardly alone in this sort of twisted thinking. Raising a kid is so easy, especially when you've practiced with animals (what???) Oh God! She must not be aloud to adopt, or God forbid, procreate. She must be stopped.

  By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

• CHRIST ALLMIGHTY her new hairdo is fucking AWFUL. To think I used to think she was cute enough to fuck. GAWD!
  
  Also her enormous man-hand in the first picture is priceless. If I was a woman and had paws that big and hideous I'd wear gloves all the time. Sheesh!

  By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

• Let's just hope the kids won't inherit her wonky eye. Let us also hope that Britney isn't giving her lessons on parenting.

  By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

• She kind of looks like Cher in that 1st picture...

  By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

• 11:51AM - Spot on! Unfortunately, I know a handful of young mothers who didn't bother with birth control and decided that getting pregnant wouldn't be such a big deal because grandma and grandpa would take care of the kid while they still kept up their partying ways. And yes, they use the same pathetic excuse of "Hey, I deserve to party and be crazy because I'm still young! Don't worry about the kids. They're with responsible people."
  
  It's much like the Britney party line that all her rabid fans are using now to excuse her skank ass behavior. "Geez, people, it's not like she left them home alone! They're with nannies!"

  By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

• "I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids"
  
  What the fuck is that supposed to mean? She needs to be sterilized if she thinks carrying around a dog in a bag is the same as having a kid.

  By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM  

• Holy fuckin' manhands, Batman!
  If Parisite lost her temper and back-slapped her child the poor kid with suffer a cracked skull, punctured lung and sprained ankle simultaneously.
  
  Ever see Dave Grohl slapping around the people in the Foos 'Everlong' video? That pales in comparison.....

  By joejoe, on 12:34 PM  

• good idea. because what every little kid really really wants is a coke whore for a mother.

  By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

• If Paris wants to be a mommy, and Britney doesn't, couldn't a simple baby swap be arranged?

  By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

• I'd like to start a spay and neuter campaign for young Hollywood. Who's with me? I think Bob Barker could be our spokesperson as he is very vocal about spaying and neutering other kinds of animals.
  
  Not only is Brit Brit a bad parent but she and K-Fed are passing along incredibly inferior genes. Hilton is only going to do the same thing.

  By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

• yea BOI!

  By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

• It's her Donatella Versace haircut, ugh!

  By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM  

• Rather than flashing her hoohoo, she's saying things to incite public outrage in a ploy to remain famous.

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• Paris gets treated unfairly after years of rehabilitaion she's proven that stroke victims can go onto to lead full life's.
  
  I spoke with a doctor and he said "thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard" but i think it possible that Paris reported coke use is really just her stroke meds crushed up, she's just a a young stroke vitim trying to fit in.
  
  And i dont think im the only one that knows, just look at how Flavor Flav is feeding Paris like a little retarded bird.
  
  -CM

  By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

• A giraffe, hey? They're hung even bigger than horses. Parisite would be into that.

  By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

• you'd think she'd want to get that fricking eye fixed. if she does reproduce (god help us) she'd scare the poor kid looking like a googley-eyed wombat that she does now.

  By Gr8flDdFn, on 1:38 PM  

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  By Gr8flDdFn, on 1:39 PM  

• a stroke? no way she's just taken too many shots to the face.

  By Gr8flDdFn, on 1:41 PM  

• Yup, her latest ploy to keep the attention on her. But we have the antidote....Kill it before it multiplies!

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• Yup, her latest ploy to keep the attention on her. But we have the antidote....Kill it before it multiplies!

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• Among all the gossip blog, you're the best, you have a great sense of humor, your articles are always great. Keep it real !!

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• Um, I thought she was withholding sex for a year...
  Pleas don't let anyone give her a kid. She can barely take care of herself, let alone trying to dress and feed a baby (let alone 4). What are they going to wear? Thong diapers (if they wear diapers at all)? Sorry Paris, but babies need something other then Weed and Coke to survive on.

  By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM  

• Flav's all like "Ooh yeah, taste the flavour of love, baby. HUH? WTF? Your mouth IS NASTY, WOMAN! And why is only one eye lookin at me? Did you catch that on camera? oh shit."

  By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

• thong diapers! BAH! It would be NO DIAPERS and the baby girl lifting her dress to show her bald beaver, just like BS.

  By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

• An open letter to Paris Hilton
  
  Dear Ms. Hilton,
  
  Please just DIE. Soon. Thank you.
  
  beedub

  By beedub, on 2:40 PM  

• is flav still with delishis? jw

  By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

• is flav still with delishis? jw

  By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

• AHA! So that's where the clock from my kid's classroom went. And they said my kid took it...pffft.

  By Vigilante, on 2:47 PM  

• oh please i am sick of her!!!!!
  
  Fuck someone punch her in the fucking head alll ready!!!!!
  
  i can see the future!!!! she will die of a overdose..

  By burntfinger, on 3:05 PM  

• OK, that first comment was hilarious. Thanks for laugh, and I couldn't have said it better.

  By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM  

• I'd love to have butt sex with her every day and tell her I'm trying to get her pregnant.

  By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM  

• There has to come a point when murder is perfectly legal in situations like this.

  By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

• that kid is gonna start taking drugs at an early age
  
  but look on the brightside............the kid gets access to VIP in any club he/she wants to by the time he/she turns 1

  By prettyboy, on 4:44 PM  

• In the animal world some mothers eat their young. Would Paris puke them back up?

  By Bitch McMean, on 4:49 PM  

• Hopefully because of all her past behavior she won't be able to conceive.....

  By parissucksliterally, on 5:51 PM  

• She hasn't been seen hauling that mutt around in a long time; did she forget where she left it? And no, not Shitney, but the one in last years handbag.
  
  Babies are not fashion accessories.

  By Smartie, on 6:04 PM  

• Pls. let her be infertile!

  By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM  

• why were 6 million innocent jews slaughtered, but paris hilton gets to live? i demand God answer me that.

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM  

• Hopefully she'll die before she can reproduce.

  By Anonymous, on 12:36 AM  

• oh my god please help us what is she bored? oh please spare any child the burden of being paris hiltons child

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 AM  

• oh man what is wrong with her?

  By Anonymous, on 2:09 AM  

• I think Paris Hilton is attractive and hard working. I don't know where the hate comes from, but every thing I have ever seen about her--photos, her show, etc---has shown her to be a pro who is going to beat Hollywood at its own game. You don't see photos of her falling down drunk and having to be carried out of a bar.

  By Anonymous, on 6:16 AM  

• I think she should have a baby with Flavor Flav he could us another baby his 8th baby is due soon.

  By Anonymous, on 7:00 AM  

• Which one of the hunderd men Paris fucked in the last year would want to give her a baby?

  By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

• i some baby batter for her!

  By YoBabyDaddy, on 7:50 AM  

• she is going to adopt because her insides are garbage that pussy of hers is all tore up the amount of cum in her has destroy any chance of her getting pregnant, so she is going to go to africa and buy one kid just like madonna and joiley are doing

  By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM  

• Considering that Paris was caught on tape a couple years ago using the "n-word" in reference to a black guy, I highly doubt any of her children will be black. But I agree on the rest.

  By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM  

• Why wouldn't she want kids? She looks at Britney snorting coke and drinking all night and gets to go home to two adorable kids that love the cokehead. Why wouldn't she want that?

  By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM  

• what's wrong with her right knee in the last picture?
  
  did britney do her doggie on the carpet before that picture?

  By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

• 10:36, regarding that pose - I think she trying to present a more flattering angle to the camera, not realizing the photog is shooting her whole body, not just above the waist. I've often seen "cross one leg over the other and twist towards the front" as advice on that subject. Supposedly, one's hips will look slimmer.

  By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM  

• what an airhead! she's so thick she has'ny got a fuggin clue has she!?

  By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM  

• "I'd like to start a spay and neuter campaign for young Hollywood."-anon 12:46
  
  Where can I send my donation?

  By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

• With those man-hands and crazy-eyes, her baby will probably look like shaquille o'neal.

  By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

• it's penes, not penises. you say it like pee-knees. such a great word.

  By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

• Question: If the plural of penis is penes, what's the plural of vagina?
  
  Answer: Britney rubbing her hoo-hoo on Paris' cha-cha.

  By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

• Can I get a FLAAAVOR FLAAV!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

• Paris, you have 5 years to sober up and de-Lez or else you can sperminate Tom Cruise style. Take care of that wonky eye so you can see the poor thing!
  
  PS babies love to pull on earrings & things - so mind the doll hair.

  By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM  

• thats right she said the so call N word and yet she fucked some black guy in that stupid "scary" movie and now she is licking one of the UGLIEST dude in the planet ,the whore is just a huge mess

  By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM  

• what's the plural of vagina?
  
  vaginae

  By Anonymous, on 6:16 AM  

• I agree that the so-called popular girls (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears) are even more out of control these days. Hope these girls get some help from their loved ones. I just remembered, I saw Paris Hilton's ex Paris Latsis the other day at Mauro's Cafe. I didn't realize he was him at first. He was a weirdo.

  By Anonymous, on 12:12 AM  

• She's fucking brilliant ...("I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.")
  
  Right on, Horseface.
  
  "OK, Jr., after your nap, we'll go muck out your crib"

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

• WOW. Do people honestly think that popping out a kid (and lately the fad has been by C section) is all there is to being a parent?? They arent just props you can whip out for photo shoots then stick with a nanny for 18 years while you party every night. COME ON!!
  
  I am a working mom and wish that I could afford to stay home with my kids. The time I spend with them away from work is precious to me. I can see going out once in a while but these morons are out constantly.

  By Jessica B., on 12:42 AM  

• To the person who posted at 6:16 A.M. saying that Paris Hilton is "attractive" or "hard-working" needs to get their nose out from between Paris' legs. That has to to be THE stupidest f*cking comment I have seen yet. You also say there are no pics of her falling down drunk or being thrown out of a bar? How about reading on her DUI charge or watching the videos where she says the "N" word or calls someone a "faggot." Let alone asking for ecstacy. That's real good mother material for you there, isn't it?
  
  She is nothing but a useless stuck up bitch that needs to see a Psychiatrist. Sh*t I bet she'd f*ck him/her too. She'll never be a good mother and the fact that she said she knows alot about animals is ridiculous. So anyone who looks up to her needs to get off the Crack let alone her crack and get help before they end up just as brain dead as her.

  By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM  

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