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The Pussycat Dolls Are Terrifying

Seriously, pick out the one you'd have sex with right now if your life depended on it. I'd scan this lineup of the "girls" at the Jingle Ball 2006 for about ten seconds then ask the guy who was going to kill me to make it quick, because I'd rather have sex with an escalator than see one of these things naked. Nobody even knows why the Pussycat Dolls are famous anyway. They're singers who can't sing and they promote female empowerment by dressing like whores. Maybe they solve mysteries like Josie and the Pussycats. Only except they have dicks.

69 Comments:

If that redhead was born female then I'm Santa Clause.

By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Brunette on the far left, and the black chick on the far right are do-able. The rest are questionable at best.

By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
(The Crying Game) X 5 = Pussycat Dolls

By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Are these "women" really transexuals? I have no idea as I have never heard of them a'fore.

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
^It's Santa Claus, not Santa Clause. You've been watching too many Disney movies starring Tim Allen.

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
So THAT's what living/breathing Bratz dolls look like!

Oh, and I don't know about all of them being trannies but I'd bet my last dollar that the redhead is.

By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
The brunettes are hot, but the singer looked better without those stupid bangs.

By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
Come on - with the exception of the redhead, I'd throw it in every one of them. And you would too.

By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
^ No, I wouldn't.

By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
The blondes are hot, the rest are not.

By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
The second one and the last one don't look all that bad. But I don't know what happened to the singer, Nicole Shiiitshe-whatever her fucking name is. She used to be so incredibly hot. WTF is up with the lips and stupid hair? Why, why, why do these idiots start with plastic surgery? They ALWAYS come out looking worse.

By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
That Nicole bitch has always looked like a monkey. They just make her look better in videos and magazines.

By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
These "girls" are the definition of butterfaced. They all have great bodies and fake tits, but faces like men. Except that one second to the end, who has an ugly muscly man body too. It is very odd to me...a whole dance troupe that sings too, but none come close to being totally hot. WEIRD!

By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
The lead one is hot, the others are not.

By Tees My Body, on 1:40 PM
Jesus Christ that lead singer got beat with the ugly stick. She's even uglier than that redhead.

By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Amen Todd. You'd rather have me.

By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
If you know someone who purchased these whores' CD, please, give them a kidney punch for me. Be sure to fully step into the punch; make it count.
Don't worry if the person you're hitting is a friend, they deserve it. Big thanks. :)

By joejoe, on 1:48 PM
The redhead's jaw is incredibly manly. He/she is totally transexual.

By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
I always think that Nicole is hot but then I see these kinds of pictures and want to burn my eyes. First one on the left, that's it. The blondes have bad roots.

By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
They're all fug. I love that one left the group because they weren't good role models. Uhhh duh. The group is called the PUSSY cat dolls. Did they have to be named Wannabe Fug Whores for her to get it or something?

By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
"give them a kidney punch for me".....
"Don't worry if the person you're hitting is a friend, they deserve it."

That's choice.

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
the real question is whose dick is the biggest? My money is on the redhead

By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
is it me or do they look whacked!!!!

By burntfinger, on 2:45 PM
WTF?! What in the name of Christ happened to Nicole Scherzinger's face?! She was the one pretty one in the group and now she's gone all Pete Burns on us!

Oh well, not that it matters. PCD are basically Danity Kane, just played by different girls. They have nothing to do with the music they "sing," they're all replaceable at any moment, and they'll be gone within two years anyway. Their music is vapid fluff that only stands out on video when you notice that they snuck The Joker into the group. I'll just never forgive them for turning a sexy retro-raunch striptease act into shitty, ultra-generic pop trash.

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
that one in the 5th picture is saying "hi! i'm crusty and i have anal warts"

By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
they are "famous" because they sucked alot of dick ,but they do look like their own dicks could be bigger then the dicks they sucked to become famouse without any talent

By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
why are they all wearing like 3 or 4 bras on top of each other.....

By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
The "lead" tramp looks terrible. What the hell happened to her?

By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
I know what they're giving their friends for Christmas - Surprise! It's a dick in a box!

By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
I'd do Jessica(first one from the left) in a heartbeat

By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Actually, I worked with Nicole for about a year. She is a very cool person and one of the hottest people and best singers I have ever known. I agree the new wig/hair has got to go and these pics don't do her justice. I promise you- if you met her out of costume and heard her singing a legit song you would not be able to take your eyes off of her. The rest of the group? Fug.

By USAF MD '05, on 6:08 PM
I'd fuck the blonde, and the two mexicans on the right. The others might be packing a little too much heat.

By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Joo know what I tink?

I tink da redhead ish kinda sexy!

What do joo think Preetyboy?

Whoops, Preetyboy ish too busy licking my balls to post.

Keep going Preetyboy, joo doing just fine.

By Prettyboy's Filipino Boyfriend, on 6:40 PM
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Pussycat Dolls = Dingle Balls
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By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
I think your wrong here.

I'd say if it didn't look like Stevie Wonder picked out their clothing and make up, I'd say they were very hot. Nice bodies!

By MikeG, on 7:46 PM
Nicole Schwarzenegger or whatever... She was in Destiny's Child I mean Eden's Crush... I just realized that... I thought I knew her from somewhere...

She's hot... I'd do her... But I wouldn't admit it if I did...

By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
Wow. Hard to make an all-girl group this ugly without really trying.

By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
the do indeed look like scary tuckers.

all that said, i just threw up a little bit in my mouth after hating on them to all you photoshopped racists.

By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
What IS the deal with wearing three bras at once? It looks stupid. Is she desperately trying to make her boobs look bigger by adding layers?

By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
I'd fuck the far left (brunette) and 2nd from far left (the blonde). How can you not think that they're hot???

By Anonymous, on 12:52 AM
I'd fuck the far left (brunette) and 2nd from far left (the blonde). How can you not think that they're hot???

By Anonymous, on 12:52 AM
bag and tag, baby, bag and tag!

By vinnie, on 4:50 AM
The redhead has a face like The Joker. The blonde one next to her looks like somebody's 'still cool' mom.

I'd probably tap the one on the left, but I'd have to see a better pic first.

By jason, on 6:30 AM
Yuck.

By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a slut like me?
Don't cha wish she took it up the butt like me?
Don't cha?

By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
hahahah

By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
I agree Nicole is a great singer and really beautiful too. Whatever get up she tried for this event didn't work though. Otherwise she's very talented.

By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
Love them, but yeah, they look fug to the thirtieth degree here. Nicole doesn't usually look this...trannylicious. But at least Melody looks kinda cute.

By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Holy crap!!!How much makeup do these tranny's wear????

By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
The chick on the left is hot.

By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
I am soooooooo glad I am gay right now

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
^ fag

By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
chick on the left kind of looks like a little sister to alyssa milano. no? I think it's just the smile.

And, in my opinion as a blonde chick....both those blondes are beat looking. Just not working the sexy side of the blonde thing.

By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Only if they wanted to do it on the floor.

By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
that red headed one doesnt even look human

By prettyboy, on 2:09 PM
damn thought that was a new pop tranny group
hang low gurls

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
ouch, 12:44 really knows how to hurt 12:37's feelings (yeah, I am being scarcastic...just in case the folks in the South think otherwise) but I should tell you when people say that to ME, I smile and say thank you.

By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
As I look at these pictures, I get this feelings that something isn't quite right with these "women"; kinda like if you were to visit a cute little cafe on the corner of 5th and Bloomberg, only to look up and see its sign reading, "The Manhole." Question is, would you still go there for its great mochas? ;)

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if in a few years from now it was revealed that all of these harlots were indeed transsexuals.

Ho-hum, Wussycat Dulls; call me when Lohan passes a breathalyzer; now THAT'S news!

By Rikka, on 6:18 PM
how the fuck do these genetic scraps make money?

we are sick.

By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
picutre one- yum
picture two- double yum
picture three- triple yum
picture four- quad yum
picture five- yummmmmmyy!!

whats wrong with them?i see NOTHING phsyically wrong. maybe a few crummy singles (COUGHHOLDYOURDOWNCOUGHDONTCHACOUGH) but DAYMMMM sexy.

By jessie, on 7:42 PM
*SHUDDER!*

By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
and they all look so lovely here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQGJXE7oF8

By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
What makes me laugh is that all of them are probably way more attractive than the majority of the negative commentors here. Seriously, let's pretend that people actually give a damn about you and pay for you to perform (ahem sing and dance) for them. There's no way that you would look good in every single picture that was taken of you, especially under the unattractive lighting and sweating from performances. These girls actually work up a sweat,when they dance. They sing beautifully and guess what? They don't lip synch. The cherry ontop of the sundae is that they would probably have nothing to do with your skanky asses anyway!Have a Merry Christmas dingle berries and have fun packing on the Holiday pounds! <3

By Team STFU, on 6:24 AM
When did Nicole hit the wall? Damnn...girl hit it hard..she used to be hot...now she fucken ugly...Was Jimmy Iovine that tough on her????

By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
They look like they never shower.

By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Jessica is the most beautiful, she's the ond I'd have sex with.

By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
They are ALL UGLY whores with nothing to offer - I cant believe girls actually like these dogs, yuk! If I was told to fuck one or die, Id rather my dick be cut off and bleed to death. Fuck these sluts off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Omg!! Nicole Scherzinger always looks pretty in pics, but this one!! I gotta say she looks terribly old and ugly, especially her yucky fringe! Why do they always wear BLACK?! Can't they wear anything colourful?? They're like GOTHS!

By Anonymous, on 12:08 AM
I wanna fuck Nicole Scherzinger, she's so beautiful and has the nicest tits and tight ass...

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM