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Salma Hayek Has Nice Boobs. People Agree.

Salma Hayek's nude scene in Ask The Dust was voted the Best Nude Scene of 2006. Considering this lineup included Bai Ling, Gretchen Mol and Kyra Sedgewick, this was pretty much a lock. With the exception of Salma and Kelly Brook, I'd rather see my grandma naked than any of the chick's on this list. And my grandma has been dead for 10 years. I tried to masturbate to Jennifer Aniston's scene in The Break Up, but when I looked down, my penis had hung himself.

Salma at an Ugly Betty press conference:

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66 Comments:

i i knew the moment i saw her that she fucked her way to the top

By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
for an old broad she has sweet boobs

By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
nasty

By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
no, her shit is nasty , she is fug

By salmonella, on 10:07 PM
Gorgeous woman. I loved her in that dance scene in From Dusk Til Dawn.

By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
her body was always her meal ticket in show business as far as i am concerned

By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM
she has stripped in every movie

By awl, on 10:35 PM
If I had a body like that, I'd show it off too. Good for her. Do it while you're still young, girl.

By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
She could breastfeed an entire village with those things.

By Laurie, on 11:07 PM
If only implants produced milk, a village indeed!

By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
Why do I have a sudden craving for two gallons of milk?

Oh well, bring the cookies!

By jeditemple, on 11:53 PM
I'd like to do all sorts of dirty things with those mammaries.

By Anonymous, on 12:41 AM
yes those are some sweet boobays, but notice that thing above her neck called a face? OUCH! brown bag it! weirdest smile ever

i think those boobs are real. remember, not all women on earth are from america and some of these foreign women have insane bodies, skinny and big boobs!

By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
Holy Crap! I think they might be real!! Go Salma!!

By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
nice jugs.

By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
( o )( o ) Have to be DD's. But are they natural?

By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
they didn't use to be that big. those are fake dirty pillows

By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
i love everything about salma

except for those damn gorilla-haired forearms

By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Bravo on your commentary!

-CM

By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
What good is this post if you don't include screengrabs of her funbags from that Ask The Dust movie you were talking about?

By I don't like you in any way, on 12:16 PM
Edward Norton must be a fag to break up with her.

By I don't like you in any way, on 12:17 PM
I'd go lesbian for her ...

By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
Gretchen Mol actually looked pretty hot naked in that Bettie Page movie.

By Hyperbole, on 4:41 PM
chicks

By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
i agree, she's a total boob

By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
I agree, nice boobs...overall nice body. But, and not that this is relevant to this post, she's not a good actress. There are many, many, many actresses with much more range than her. Even in Frida, her pet project, she wasn't that inspiring. I'll give that she slightly resembled Frida. However, I think this woman really owes her body to her career. She should just admit it instead of saying things in magazines like she eats whatever she wants or she believes women shouldn't try to be skinny. This woman is skinny and flaunts her tits whenever possible. I haven't seen a talk show she's been on a movie, or an episode of ugly betty where she isn't showing off her boobs. Salma is nice to look at, but so are other actresses who can actually act.

Otherwise, great boobs.

By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
she looks kinda worried in that picture (shit, did I leave the stove on?), and the boobs photoshoped. Otherwise, sexy.

By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
im a woman and all i can say is boobs...

By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
"This woman is skinny ..."

If you think that woman's skinny what do you consider "normal"? 5'2" with 200 pounds?

By Anonymous, on 1:35 AM
the people that say her face is 'fug' must be joking. nothing about her is unattractive.

By Anonymous, on 2:28 AM
I don't care what their properties are damnit. Salma Hayek is gorgeous. Wow. I'm gonna go lie down.

By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
She has a great rack. As a woman I would love to have those puppies! I always said that I have my dad's chest...not really, but my mom is a tiny woman with huge boobs (natural)..Not fair!!!

By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
if they're real... lucky girl. if they're fake... her surgeon did a damn good job. all fakes should look like that.

By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Love those lips you have on your header... are they Angelina's?

By Anne, on 1:27 PM
I will give her credit, UGLY BETTY is SO clever! Hooray Salma for coming up with that one!

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Why does everybody automatically think that woman's boobs are fake if they are big? Just because American girls have flat chest doesn't mean that all the women in the world do.

By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
Great Body!

By Anonymous, on 5:34 PM
I could not give a shit less what she uses to get ahead. She also puts everything she has into charities that no one but locals care about. Ie, why are women being killed at the border constantly?

By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
The guy on the right looks like Prince.

By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
i love salma, i exercise my hands on my crankshaft every nite dreaming of her glorious fajita hole and her wonderous mammary glands. salma, i love your face and think your beauty is timeless, in a sort of tom hanks way. i love you salma! come to daddy!

By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
Haha, look at all those fillings in the back of her mouth!

By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
Anon 10:03PM said:
for an old broad she has sweet boobs
____________________________________

I take it that you are a young sh*t that is only like 20! Age 40 is far from "old"! And BTW, women who are 40 know far better how to f*ck your brains out than a 18 year old does!

By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
I just want to put my face in between them and ,,,,, GO
BURRRUBBBRRUURR,,,

anon 10:30

It happens some times!!

By burntfinger, on 9:29 AM
sell-ma has a panty full of puta which is just begging to be hosed and scrubbed and cleansed with a broom. she probably prefers a squeegee.

By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
8:55, you're dating youself, sweetheart. Oh, and I'll have some of that iced tea, ma'am. Thanks.

By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
Sweet jumping JESUS! I swear, I have no desire at all to settle down and raise a family, but one look at Salma and all I want do to is snuggle up and make babies. And by "make babies" I mean "fornicate wildly on any available surface and in any available orifice, up to and including putting my hoo-hoo-dilly into Salma's snug li'l Mexican boo-hole!"

Seriously. She's teh hotness.

By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
when she speaks, she's one of the most annoying women in existance. before they broke up, ed norton more or less said that on letterman - how he had lots of fun in bed with her, but "when she gets serious, i just start laughing." they broke up a little while later. ed's the man - lick the boobies, hit the pooper, walk away before you have to listen to her.

By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
She looks great for her age or any age but FAKE FAKE FAKE! Those things are as hard as a rock. And you're telling me that breasts get firmer as you go into your 40's? Come on...

By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
I'd play with her big boobies and let her play with my big boobies mmmmm

By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
...you know it IS possible to have nice round boobs like that and NOT have them be fake! She is a spanish woman and they oftentimes quite curvaceous (I'm half-spanish too- slim but still at 36D) lucky I guess. not everyone needs (nor wants) fake boobies.

Besides, I'm sure she doesnt need to get fake anything with her face!
come on! you guys are all jealous if you think she is plastic!

By hellagurl, on 10:35 PM
You can see a lot of "hang ups" in your replies people. I think we should keep the comments to visual since none of you people will ever get close enough to really know her. (I doubt Ed Norton did either). Her body is haughty and her face has the depth of color of a good red wine. She makes animated faces that show real emotion and honesty. Yet her blank looks are scary-sexy. She looks like she already has your heart in her mouth.

By Anonymous, on 3:24 AM
what do you mean with her face? her face is the worst part of her.

By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM
she is mexican, not spanish

maybe you meant... HISPANISH

By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
whoever says her breasts are fake, has never seen a real breast in real life. or even touched one.

you ppl are a bunch of idiots.

the women is great looking and so are her REAL breasts.

By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
It is not hispanish. The correct way to write it is Hispanic. thanks

By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I'd give anything to blow my load all over those babies!

By Nick, on 8:21 PM
DAMN! SO hot!

By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
Uhh...did she gain a ton of weight? I don't recall her boobs being that big before. BTW, Salma did cme up not up with Ugly Betty. It was already a popular spanish serial playing throughout different Latin countries for years, and each country with their own version.

By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Put them away already, Salma! We know you have a nice chest. Now show us what else you've got. A brain perhaps? Honestly, you're a strong, successful woman. You've earned enough respect to respect yourself.

By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
I dont get it. Boobs are big nasty globs of fat. No matter how big- theyre just mammary glands. FAT FAT FAT. jeez big fuckin deal. also, her face is kinda gross. She has a big round face, ugly chin, funky nose and doesnt know how to do her eyebrows. if a guy had a penis filled with fat- would that be attractive?

By silvrjuli, on 10:59 PM
Actually though she comes from mexico, she is of Lebanese descent.

By Anonymous, on 2:46 AM
OH my gosh..for the love of God"...Hayek was born in Mexico...her father is Lebanese and her mother is Spanish. The only thing that makes her Mexican is the fact that she was born there. Just like someone born in the USA of German or Italian or Spanish or Mexican ancestry.

By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
OH my gosh..for the love of God"...Hayek was born in Mexico...her father is Lebanese and her mother is Spanish. The only thing that makes her Mexican is the fact that she was born there. Just like someone born in the USA of German or Italian or Spanish or Mexican ancestry.

By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Her father is Lebanese and her mother is Mexican...Salma has always said that she's very proud to be Mexican..I think she's beautiful....What a beautiful body...Que rica eres.....

By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
salma is really beautiful. stop with the jealousy, half of you are probably pasty blobs sitting at your computers wishing you only looked as half as good as she does.

By Selaine, on 7:26 PM
Boobilicious!!!
Don't have to think a second about it: just want to contemplate something beautiful.
Even my girlfriend would try to lick the screen of my laptop!

By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM