The VH1 Big in '06 Awards Were Last Night
Winning a Big in '06 award is almost as prestigious as getting the Best Handwriting sticker on your spelling test, so you shouldn't be offended that Paris Hilton won an award last night for getting a DUI. Seriously. She did. I didn't catch it, because it's turns out I'd rather step on a land mine than sit through this for two hours.
I still can't wrap my mind around Fergie. How can somebody with a body like that look like they'll be on the next episode of Intervention? All her lyrics are about how every guy wants to bang her, but she never seems to mention the paper bag in there anywhere. X-rays of a tumor on my brain would look better that pictures of Fergie's face.
In about a year, Paris' eye is just going to float away. It's scary. Her right eye is looking at me, her left eye is looking for me. She can't possibly think she looks good. Every time she gets ready, she probably starts with "mirror, mirror on the wall..."
If you're shopping for Katharine McPhee this year, you might want to pick her up a stylist. Not only does she look retarded, she managed to hide the only things that make her famous - her boobs and ass. I could go to a homeless shelter and pick out a better outfit than this.
It's bad when a person who gets paid to get covered in semen is the best looking one there. These are probably the worst pictures Jenna Jameson has ever taken, but she still manages to look a billion times better than Paris or Fergie. I would say something about her shoes, but Tito Ortiz kicks people's asses for a living.
40 Comments:
CAW CAW!
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
is McPhee Latin?
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
Tito is a sharp looking guy. To bad he won't (he could but he doesn't) do any better than that skank ho he is with.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
I like her shoes; they're rocking!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Jenna's shoes are fucking retarded and I wish she wouldn't stick those random ugly tats all over her legs. That looks terrible on women. I don't mind tattoos on women, but not a mess like that.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
If somebody told me Fergie was born male, I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Nice body, absolutely horrific face.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
I would let Tito kick my ass and fuck it. He is so fucking fine.
By horny chick, on 1:10 PM
ugly outfit and shitty hairdo aside, Katherine McPhee has a pretty face as well as a slamming body.
Fergie looks like an idiot. Women that look like 40+ meth addicts shouldn't be sporting a school girl look. It does not make you look younger. It makes you look pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
i hate paris but i kinda like the dress she got on there... diamonds n sparklyy
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Holy Crap Jenna!
Roscoes called they need their chicken legs back.
But you can keep the deep fried skin, it looks like its the only thing keeping your fat sacks from falling off your body.
And take it easy on the plastic surgery your face can only bounce back so many times before you turn into 'Cat Lady'.
And FYI Jenna's a CEO now and pays other people to get splooged on for her.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
You should not make fun of Paris's eye, she suffer from a serious condition known as Toomuchseemenineye which affect vacuous whores with no talent very commonly in Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
it's not jenna's shoes, it's the jailhouse tattoo's that are bad, as for fergie time to go back on the jenny crack diet
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
DAMN!!!!
Katharine McPhee is SOOOO hot!
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Notice how Paris Hilton is covering up more? Whether she wears nothing or covers up from head to toe, nothing will take away from the fact that she's still a ho and her wonky eye is slowly trying to turn itself around and disconnect from her because even IT is embarrassed of her.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
They all look gross.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Jenna Jameson is fucking HOT,, is evens looks good on a guitar. ( Jackson Guitar )
i want her as a friend!!! grrrrha
By burntfinger, on 1:46 PM
We should start wearing t-shirts with that picture of Paris Hilton before she had all that work done to her face and started wearing the blue contact lenses.
Can you imagine if there was a fire during that award show. Not because practically everyone would melt there, but because I would just love to see those people burning on earth before they burn in hell. You know, giving them a head start.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Jenna looks fucking horrible. Jesus.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Jenna is proof that you can't make a silk purse out of pigskin. She can make all the money in the universe, but her bad taste, ugly, tasteless tatoos and her past career will ensure that she will never be anything more than a filthy whore. Give me clean-cut McPhee anyday. And Fergie is HOT!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Fergie's face makes her look like somebody's sparring partner. Maybe Tito's.
By enoughalready, on 1:57 PM
Mcphee is so bangable I'd take on Tito just for a shot at her.
I only say that I'd take on Tito because I know the secret to KO'ing him: Ask him a series of questions. Any questions. Just ask them in succession without giving him a chance to answer. Soon he will have smoke coming from his ears and his eyes will start rolling like a slot machine's.
By I don't like you in any way, on 2:03 PM
(1) Fergie needs a face lift. As in "lifted off her head completely."
(2) Paris... Someone should pick her skinny ass up and try to strike her head on the ground like a match.
(3) Katharine WHO?
(4) Jenna, AIDS called. He says that he'll see you in Virginia. Or maybe it was Vagina? Hell, I don't write these things down.
By jeditemple, on 2:13 PM
Man, I dont watch Idol, but Katherine McPhee does have a nice, thick ass.
(I did a youtube search).
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
FERGIE SHE USED TO BE GUY ! PARIS IS A ONE EYE TROUSER TROUT OR A PRICK WITH MONEY, NICE WHATEVER OUTFIT YOU WANT TO CALL THAT, AND JENNA - SHE COULD BE A SPERM DONOR AND EVEN THAT WOULD BE CONTAMINATED.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Skanks night out ? where's Blohan ? at a AA meeting ?
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Fergie Needs to shave those armpits before getting all high on coke and leaving home.
By El Macho, on 4:54 PM
I like the way Jenna put her knee all the way up into Tito's crotch. Just like a stripper does when she's trying to talk you into paying for a private dance.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Fergie and Jenna had no tits, fake ones, fake ones.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
but she never seems to mention the paper bag in there anywhere
lmao!!!
as for katherine mcphee, is anyone else SICK TO FUCKING DEATH of that pose these celebrity ho's do where they turn around and stick their neck around and look behind them? did jessica simpson start that shit? god it's annoying. so unnatural.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
HOLY FUCK! i just looked and the parisite and the porn star are doing that pose too!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
Man, this site is getting progressively more mysoginistic.
We're here to rag on celebrities. Can it be done without making yawn-inducingly obvious comments about porn stars and calling basically every woman posted about here a whore or slut in some way? Other sites do it, but it seems really ugly here. There's no levity in the phrasing.
Say what you will about Jenna, she has more money than most of us ever will.
I know regular non-porn star girls that have taken more cocks than she has. They just haven't had it filmed and made tens of millions in the process.
By Hyperbole, on 9:53 PM
^ If it bothers you, then stop coming here and go burn your bra you dyke.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
Yes jenna looked better then fergie and paris and yes her SHOES are ugly lets see if her b/f gets pissy about the comment on jenna's shoes lol, and that idiot that said JENNA had not tits dude or girly rent her first movie she did and she has tits nice big and REAL tits she was 19 and that old dude I forget his name got her first and finished inside of her the movie name is NEW CUMERS real big tits enjoy
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
The problem is, Jenna is a real life porn star, and yet she seems far less slutty than Paris "If It Holds Still I'll Have Sex With It" Hilton.
Oh, and Fergie still looks like lamb dressed as mutton. It works for Gwen Stefani, but then Gwen doesn't have facial chasms.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 AM
^don't you mean mutton dressed as lamb?
By Anonymous, on 12:20 AM
fergie is very frightening
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
does jenna realize that those tats on her legs look like gangrene? or maybe they ARE gangrene?
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Ok, Katherine McPee was very curvalicious on Idol...
So what the hell happened?? I don't see any T or A at all. It's like she borrowed Paris Hilton's body.
By Ginger, on 1:41 PM
Jesus GOD, Fergie is about as easy on the eyes as battery acid.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Lordy Catherine's shoulders are 10 inches wider than her hips. She has a body built for a horse. Such a shame, she should trade bodies with Fergie.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
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