Britney Spears Doesn't Have Time


City Rag is reporting on the Mike Walker's visit to the Howard Stern show yesterday. Mike Walker talked about Britney Spears being a cheap tipper and told a recent story.

Britney Spears was picking up her car at an L.A restaurant and dumped a pile of change on the pavement while reaching for her ticket. When the valet pulled up with her car, she pointed at the change and said "there's your tip" adding "Im sure there's a lot of money over there but I don't have time to pick it up" and making the poor dude scrape $5 in coin off the ground."

Britney could have dropped her vagina on the ground along with all that change. Then all the guys in the hazmat suits would arrive, declare a state of emergency and shut down the entire block in order to clean up the mess. That wouldn't have made for a very lucrative night for the valet guys. Sometimes you just need to be thankful for the little things in life, like a measly five bucks in change and being spared from watching Britney's labia burn a hole in the pavement.

Alfalfa at a recording studio on January 19th: