I think she looks good here. Lets be real, even if you don't like her, she looks fine. She has no hips or maybe its the swimsuit, but she's young, I'm sure they'll spread out eventually.
i like ashlee, she's a nice natural girl and i dont see any problem with her. even if she wasn't semi-quasi famous i'd be happy to go home to that at the end of a working day
i think she looks fine, especially for having no makeup on. i don't think she's very pretty to begin w/ though, so these pictures actually don't look bad. and her body if fine... geez. unflattering top though...
12:05, she's not that young. Not young enough to be waiting for her hips to 'spread out' anyways. She's hit puberty, so they're not going to get any bigger until she has kids. She just has a boy-shaped body. I'm not saying that to be mean though, because I don't honestly think she looks that nasty.
Actually (and as much as I hate myself for saying that), she looks pretty good from the belly button up. Like someone said before me, it's the beach, so there's no production.
Of course I wouldn't hit it cause from the belly button down it's a man...
What is it with girls named Ashlee/Ashley and being quirky hot? Despite her complete lack of talent I always thought Ashlee at least beat out her ultra-generic sister in the looks department. She had one of those faces that you wouldn't give a second look, but if you did then you'd be all "daaaammn!" Well, fast forward a couple of years and Ashlee has sanded all the personality off her face and now I'm nursing a huge crush on Ashley Tisdale. Another girl who looks kinda dorky and plain until you give her a second look, and then it's all "daaaaammn!"
Goodness, she doesn't even look like her real self anymore. Count me in the minority, perhaps, but I don't think she (or many other people) actually "need" nosejobs.
Ok, I was afraid to see the comments, thinking they'd also say she looks 'bad.' I honestly think she looks just fine. A normal, cute girl with no frills at the beach. But yeah, she's kinda built like a basketball player around the torso. She's not fat at all, just really wide and boxy. kinda weird :(
I guess if by "natural" you mean having extensive plastic surgery, so much so that she's barely even recognizable compared to her former self, then sure. I'd hate to see what you call unnatural.
You're losing it, Todd. Yeah, she doesn't look as good as she might, given that she's had plastic surgery and all, but she also doesn't look BAD either.
I say she's easily above average for an American, which is pretty remarkable considering who her relatives are!
don't care for ashlee simpson, but c'mon now, this is a reach. I used to love this site because it was funny as hell, and maybe i've been oblivious the whole time but I don't remember stuff being this lame. the folks that run this site are starting to sound like uppity carnegie melon design majors that spend their lives dishing negative shit about every person within eyesight of their local starbucks stomping ground. posts reporting how "a source" says lindsey lohan fucked the greenbay packers, and then replying seriously to it as well! and then there's this little post. the girl's not stunning, but I think I speak for most that she looks quite alright in these pics, and this post in whole is a failure.
let's save the good jokes for when paris hilton ACTUALLY DOES do something stupid/slutty/disgraceful instead of just skipping stones.
She looks homely and frumpy. It's nice that everyone here is apparently in great moods and feeling rather forgiving today... but to those saying she just looks awful because "she's at the beach without makeup", go take a look at Jessica Alba's pictures at the beach from a few days ago. She's not caked in makeup either, but still manages to be quite lovely.
doesn't she read glamour magazine and the "bathing suit don'ts" articles? that is the exact wrong bikini for her shape. (whatever you call that shape).
She has the body of someone who has never broken a sweat from physical activity other than getting cornholed by Papa Joe. If that weren't bad enough, she wears clothing that accentuates her negatives: shapeless hips and no ass. Based on that, I conclude she's got a gross body, is lazy, and stupid.
Weird. I'm not finding anything wrong with theses pics.
Her figure is average. Looks a little thick in the waist in the last pic only. But I must say, that is the exact same waist size (narrow and straight/boyish) that is on Lindsay Lohan in every single bikini pic I've seen of her. But, I've never seen anyone post about Lindsay Hohan being rectangular or wide. I swear, it IS the exact same waistline propotion I'm seeing on both of them ...
Anyone seeing it? That. Or it must be my damn wonky eye crapping out on me again.
Who are all you people rushing to her defense? She's plain-looking at best, and her lack of talent and conceited personality is like a magic spell that turns her 6 into a 2. She deserves nothing but scorn and derision. - Jennica Sampson
so she's a wide body. big deal. lots of guys have dicks that curve to one side when erect, so she's well equipped to keep the splooge off the sheets. it's great, she's sort of a sexual Flat Stanley, ready for all sorts of adventures.
she needs to workout more and tone her bod but she looks cute , she can't sing live she got booed at the orange bowl last year when she sang life or was that two years ago o well people went booooo you suck
I remember when heterosexual men would lust over useless starlets, not rip them to pieces like some kind of jealous, obese school girl. I hate this bitch more than jesus, and I must admit there is nothing ghastly about these pictures.
what are you talking about???ashley is beauitful! jessica looks like a man! also this is why millions of teenagers and women are becoming anorexic, becasue of comments like this!!!!!!!!
what??!! she had a nose job. it looks like she left her body alone - she's in her twenties. she's curvy and naturaly looking. would you rather she looked like a bag of bones - so you could make fun of her for that instead?
what??!! she had a nose job. it looks like she left her body alone - she's in her twenties. she's curvy and naturaly looking. would you rather she looked like a bag of bones - so you could make fun of her for that instead?
i can't believe you are so judgemental, post a half naked picture of yourself up there and let hundreds of people you don't know rip you to shreds.
she's stunning and anyone who says otherwise must be the love child of brad pitt and haley berry to be in any position to state otherwise - no wonder us women have such complexes about ourselves!
I don't expect full makeup at the beach - that's just dumb. But that bikini is NOT flattering on her. She's curvy and needs a completely different type of suit to flatter her figure more. I notice she has that Shar-Pei forehead like her big sis. Bummer.
Anonymous said... i can't believe you are so judgemental, post a half naked picture of yourself up there and let hundreds of people you don't know rip you to shreds.
Sorry, but there's nothing bad to say about Todd's half naked pics. =o)
I'm glad about the positive comments. The comments about her lack of waist or hips - that's not something she can help. In fact that's my body type exactly. And I work out, do my best to stay fit but I just have the type of body that will never have that 100% skinny belly. I think she's looks great for her body type.
did someone say, hipless? i think there's too much hip. she's wide and flat. yuk. the worse combo. i know it's not fair to compare her to a supermodel but she needs to take steps into looking more like gisele... narrow and plump.
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong but, isn't that her MOM next to her? The one getting out of the water with her? Think so. If so, she has quite a nice body. :)
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Holy shit, Tood! How the Hell did you get out of those handcuffs?
You didn't actually gnaw your hand off, did you?
That's it, man. Big trouble when I get home. You're looking at another crushed pelvis, buddy.
By Vigilante, on 11:50 AM
I hate these swimsuits. They make every girl look like she has no tits. I'd still fuck Asslee.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
What is it exactly that makes her look day? I think she looks great! You don't see many that have on full makeup at the beach. She looks good natural.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
her hips, or lack thereof, are disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I think she looks good here. Lets be real, even if you don't like her, she looks fine. She has no hips or maybe its the swimsuit, but she's young, I'm sure they'll spread out eventually.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
I think this is the best she looked. Esp. in #5.
By Tazznum1, on 12:06 PM
i like ashlee, she's a nice natural girl and i dont see any problem with her. even if she wasn't semi-quasi famous i'd be happy to go home to that at the end of a working day
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
i dont see how shes that ugly. this is like the best shes looked recently
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
i think she looks fine, especially for having no makeup on. i don't think she's very pretty to begin w/ though, so these pictures actually don't look bad. and her body if fine... geez. unflattering top though...
By meagan, on 12:16 PM
Pfft, a "natural" girl? Nice try there, Papa Joe. All that plastic surgery and the ugly still bubbles back to the surface.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Honestly, I rip on just about everyone and everything, but I don't see anything wrong with her in these pics. She's pretty hot.
By j-bird, on 12:21 PM
Come on, it's hard to look good on the beach--no make-up, bad hair.
It's even harder when you're ugly.
I'd still hit it, and possibly her friend, who has nice jugs even in that swimsuit although she also looks like she's gotta lotta junk in the trunk.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
12:05, she's not that young. Not young enough to be waiting for her hips to 'spread out' anyways. She's hit puberty, so they're not going to get any bigger until she has kids. She just has a boy-shaped body. I'm not saying that to be mean though, because I don't honestly think she looks that nasty.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Actually (and as much as I hate myself for saying that), she looks pretty good from the belly button up. Like someone said before me, it's the beach, so there's no production.
Of course I wouldn't hit it cause from the belly button down it's a man...
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
What is it with girls named Ashlee/Ashley and being quirky hot? Despite her complete lack of talent I always thought Ashlee at least beat out her ultra-generic sister in the looks department. She had one of those faces that you wouldn't give a second look, but if you did then you'd be all "daaaammn!" Well, fast forward a couple of years and Ashlee has sanded all the personality off her face and now I'm nursing a huge crush on Ashley Tisdale. Another girl who looks kinda dorky and plain until you give her a second look, and then it's all "daaaaammn!"
Oh yeah, Tisdale can sing, too.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Goodness, she doesn't even look like her real self anymore. Count me in the minority, perhaps, but I don't think she (or many other people) actually "need" nosejobs.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
Ok, I was afraid to see the comments, thinking they'd also say she looks 'bad.' I honestly think she looks just fine. A normal, cute girl with no frills at the beach. But yeah, she's kinda built like a basketball player around the torso. She's not fat at all, just really wide and boxy. kinda weird :(
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
12:00
"She looks good natural."
I guess if by "natural" you mean having extensive plastic surgery, so much so that she's barely even recognizable compared to her former self, then sure. I'd hate to see what you call unnatural.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
You're losing it, Todd.
Yeah, she doesn't look as good as she might, given that she's had plastic surgery and all, but she also doesn't look BAD either.
I say she's easily above average for an American, which is pretty remarkable considering who her relatives are!
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Sorry Todd, but you're wrong here.
She looks good to me. So, she's been at the beach. So what?
By jeditemple, on 2:28 PM
Word is Ash appreciated good anal sex (allegedly). Therefore, she is already points ahead of her tranny sis.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Why is her waist so wide? Her body is disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
there's nothing wrong with ashley, she just needs to find a fatter friend
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
don't care for ashlee simpson, but c'mon now, this is a reach. I used to love this site because it was funny as hell, and maybe i've been oblivious the whole time but I don't remember stuff being this lame. the folks that run this site are starting to sound like uppity carnegie melon design majors that spend their lives dishing negative shit about every person within eyesight of their local starbucks stomping ground. posts reporting how "a source" says lindsey lohan fucked the greenbay packers, and then replying seriously to it as well! and then there's this little post. the girl's not stunning, but I think I speak for most that she looks quite alright in these pics, and this post in whole is a failure.
let's save the good jokes for when paris hilton ACTUALLY DOES do something stupid/slutty/disgraceful instead of just skipping stones.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Todd is not wrong here.
She looks homely and frumpy.
It's nice that everyone here is apparently in great moods and feeling rather forgiving today... but to those saying she just looks awful because "she's at the beach without makeup", go take a look at Jessica Alba's pictures at the beach from a few days ago.
She's not caked in makeup either, but still manages to be quite lovely.
By Chantelle, on 3:52 PM
What a terrible choice in bikini top.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
She has a pretty face, but she's shaped like a big ol' rectangle. Nice legs, though.
In any case, she's still a talentless hack.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
She has a pretty face, but she's shaped like a big ol' rectangle. Nice legs, though.
In any case, she's still a talentless hack.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
doesn't she read glamour magazine and the "bathing suit don'ts" articles? that is the exact wrong bikini for her shape. (whatever you call that shape).
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
She has the body of someone who has never broken a sweat from physical activity other than getting cornholed by Papa Joe. If that weren't bad enough, she wears clothing that accentuates her negatives: shapeless hips and no ass. Based on that, I conclude she's got a gross body, is lazy, and stupid.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
she's not that ugly, but her bathing suit is totally fug and looks bad on her...
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Weird. I'm not finding anything wrong with theses pics.
Her figure is average. Looks a little thick in the waist in the last pic only. But I must say, that is the exact same waist size (narrow and straight/boyish) that is on Lindsay Lohan in every single bikini pic I've seen of her. But, I've never seen anyone post about Lindsay Hohan being rectangular or wide. I swear, it IS the exact same waistline propotion I'm seeing on both of them ...
Anyone seeing it? That. Or it must be my damn wonky eye crapping out on me again.
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
her body is damn sexy
i wanna hit that
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
This person is meaningless. Post more Jessica Simpson pictures.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
She looks good. End of story.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
Who are all you people rushing to her defense? She's plain-looking at best, and her lack of talent and conceited personality is like a magic spell that turns her 6 into a 2. She deserves nothing but scorn and derision.
- Jennica Sampson
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
Beautiful pics. I think ashlee is beautiful and sexy.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
Nonsense. She looks fab!
By amy reads, on 8:25 PM
so she's a wide body. big deal. lots of guys have dicks that curve to one side when erect, so she's well equipped to keep the splooge off the sheets. it's great, she's sort of a sexual Flat Stanley, ready for all sorts of adventures.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
Jessica Simpson is the fug sister, she creeps me out. Ashlee may not be a Playboy centerfold, but she's cute.
By min, on 9:10 PM
Fer Chrissake. She's at the beach.What woman would glam up for the beach.
I think she looks great au naturel..get off her back about her appearance at the beach. Do you wear a suit to the beach?
Mind you I still remember her drunk rant at MacDonald's but give credit where credit is due. She looks nice here.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
she looks great
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
This just shows me what I'd wake up with every morning if I were dating her.
And in my little fantasy world, she looks pretty good sans-makeup.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
she needs to workout more and tone her bod but she looks cute , she can't sing live she got booed at the orange bowl last year when she sang life or was that two years ago o well people went booooo you suck
By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM
she looks fine to me!
By Anonymous, on 2:50 AM
Btw, I think that woman she is with is her mom, not a friend.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 AM
there's nothing wrong with ashley, she just needs to find a fatter friend
Now THAT'S funny!
By murgatroyd, on 6:06 AM
I remember when heterosexual men would lust over useless starlets, not rip them to pieces like some kind of jealous, obese school girl. I hate this bitch more than jesus, and I must admit there is nothing ghastly about these pictures.
By mutterhals, on 6:11 AM
good lord, the girl is at the beach, give her a break. Nobody looks as good without makeup as they do when they're all dolled up.
By stevie, on 6:18 AM
yeah i can only wish i was as "fat" as ashlee simpson.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
what are you talking about???ashley is beauitful! jessica looks like a man! also this is why millions of teenagers and women are becoming anorexic, becasue of comments like this!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
what??!! she had a nose job. it looks like she left her body alone - she's in her twenties. she's curvy and naturaly looking. would you rather she looked like a bag of bones - so you could make fun of her for that instead?
By "YC", on 3:50 PM
what??!! she had a nose job. it looks like she left her body alone - she's in her twenties. she's curvy and naturaly looking. would you rather she looked like a bag of bones - so you could make fun of her for that instead?
By "YC", on 3:50 PM
i can't believe you are so judgemental, post a half naked picture of yourself up there and let hundreds of people you don't know rip you to shreds.
she's stunning and anyone who says otherwise must be the love child of brad pitt and haley berry to be in any position to state otherwise - no wonder us women have such complexes about ourselves!
grow up people!
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
I don't expect full makeup at the beach - that's just dumb. But that bikini is NOT flattering on her. She's curvy and needs a completely different type of suit to flatter her figure more.
I notice she has that Shar-Pei forehead like her big sis. Bummer.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Anonymous said...
i can't believe you are so judgemental, post a half naked picture of yourself up there and let hundreds of people you don't know rip you to shreds.
Sorry, but there's nothing bad to say about Todd's half naked pics. =o)
By Chantelle, on 8:27 PM
"a sexual Flat Stanley, ready for all sorts of adventures"
lmao.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
I'm glad about the positive comments. The comments about her lack of waist or hips - that's not something she can help. In fact that's my body type exactly. And I work out, do my best to stay fit but I just have the type of body that will never have that 100% skinny belly. I think she's looks great for her body type.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
did someone say, hipless? i think there's too much hip. she's wide and flat. yuk. the worse combo. i know it's not fair to compare her to a supermodel but she needs to take steps into looking more like gisele... narrow and plump.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
She is not curvy at freakin all people what the hell. Surprised no one mentioned her old lady cheeks. They look saggy right there by her butt chin.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
She looks great. She's at the beach so she doesn't have to wear makeup or be glammed up. I think she looks fit and healthy and natural. End of story.
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
She looks REALLY good, I love her and Jessica
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong but, isn't that her MOM next to her? The one getting out of the water with her? Think so. If so, she has quite a nice body. :)
By Alpha Michelle, on 8:00 PM
Ashlee is the sexiest!!! I could stare at her incredible body all day.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
Todd, up your dosage...still scratching my head at your back-porch-of-pluto analysis.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 AM
She is fucking gorgeous - get over it haters!
By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
Check out the mom! You go, girl.
By Jessica Simpson Fan, on 8:09 AM
She looks like a VENUS, like a GODDESS, classical beauty, but with the perfect body too.
By Caroline, on 10:13 AM
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