Christina looks like shit, and we only have Hollywood's morbid obsession with anorexia to thank for it.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd gladly take Christina's old couple-extra-pounds + huge-fucking-hooters figure over the boring, shriveled up little bleached-blonde twat she's turned into.
She used to be smoking hot, and a standout in the crowd of twigs on the red carpet. Now she's just another fucking Kate Moss wannabe.
a movie where samuel l jackson chains a sexually insatiable christina ricci to a radiator? replace 'samuel l jackson' with 'I' and it's like they're reading my mind!
I think CR is getting close to a good fighting weight. She has some boobage and I can't see every tendon in her legs. 5 more pounds, I'd say would be perfect. Her face looks good at this weight though (sans the makeup of bruising of course). Wise choice with the bangs.
However, I saw this preview somewhere at least a whole week ago.
Wow. I can't believe how skinny she is. On someone else, that weight might look right, but CR has NEVER been that skinny in her life. It's obviously not a healthy weight for her. Tragic shit. Not to mention that this is the lamest role ever to do that for. The movie looks absolutely horrible.
The wrist-watch in photo #3 is a nice touch. I keep thinking of her in "Mermaids" and "Addams Family" and then I get kind of all creeped out by the turn her adult career has taken. Must she always be so mean and slutty? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
so she is a huge slut and black dude is going to cure her ,, sounds good all those sluts who keep spreading their legs to blacks do need to be cure you sick whores ,now the sluts that fuck their own they don't need to be cure they just need to be banged alot
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i thought shelley long was much older. and much taller. and did comedy. and didn't pose next to a tranny.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
Black Snake Moan??
Wtf kind of name is that for a film?
That sounds all kinds of dirty, like the name of a porno.
p.s. The video isn't playing for me.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
I can't get the clip to run, am I retarded or is it you? Sometimes it is me, that's why I have to ask
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Southern sluts are the best. Next to Eastern European sluts, of course.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
if this lives up to the trailer, it will be the best movie in history. but it won't. i can't.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
we're already quite familiar with black snake moaning on this site (prettyboy)
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
oh, that looks funny
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
is this movie a horror flick, comedy, drama, what?
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
shelly long has inverted tits! How can you compare the two? Moron!
By chuggdog, on 9:59 AM
i wouldn't be scared of the redhead. the tranny and the troll look like unpleasant morning surprises after a night of very heavy drinking.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday. Look what you gone done to yerself now.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
Christina looks like shit, and we only have Hollywood's morbid obsession with anorexia to thank for it.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd gladly take Christina's old couple-extra-pounds + huge-fucking-hooters figure over the boring, shriveled up little bleached-blonde twat she's turned into.
She used to be smoking hot, and a standout in the crowd of twigs on the red carpet. Now she's just another fucking Kate Moss wannabe.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
Samuel L. Jackson's big Black Snake is Moaning in this movie!!! Moaning over whether he should cure the slut or just pork her over and over.
And am I the only one who thought he was a Klingon when he first appears in the clip?
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
ooooh. bad ass cheek wrinkle shot in #4.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Hmn, guess Taryn Manning wasn't available for this role. She looks like her twin here. Not a nice reality.
They can call the sequel 'Slippery Alabama Blacksnake'.
By Mandingo sez, on 12:54 PM
At least she had the good sense to finally grow some bangs to cover up that big ol' forehead.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
are those citizens that she's wearing on the fourth pic?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
a movie where samuel l jackson chains a sexually insatiable christina ricci to a radiator? replace 'samuel l jackson' with 'I' and it's like they're reading my mind!
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Hey 10:25, she's like that for a movie. THIS ONE. Jerkass.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
This movie looks awesome
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
I think CR is getting close to a good fighting weight. She has some boobage and I can't see every tendon in her legs. 5 more pounds, I'd say would be perfect. Her face looks good at this weight though (sans the makeup of bruising of course). Wise choice with the bangs.
However, I saw this preview somewhere at least a whole week ago.
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
I think she looks healthy, not too skinny and definitely not too big, just right. I am actually looking forward to seeing this now.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 AM
Nobody is hotter, OR a better actress.
By Anonymous, on 4:12 AM
What the fuck? A promiscuous girl is abused by men and in order to "cure" her, she is abused some more? I'm disturbed.
By deeder, on 11:49 AM
boinking Christina Ricci would be like having sex with your drug-addicted younger sister. so...HOT!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Wow. I can't believe how skinny she is. On someone else, that weight might look right, but CR has NEVER been that skinny in her life. It's obviously not a healthy weight for her. Tragic shit. Not to mention that this is the lamest role ever to do that for. The movie looks absolutely horrible.
By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
The wrist-watch in photo #3 is a nice touch. I keep thinking of her in "Mermaids" and "Addams Family" and then I get kind of all creeped out by the turn her adult career has taken. Must she always be so mean and slutty? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
By Lisa Mc, on 10:31 PM
so she is a huge slut and black dude is going to cure her ,, sounds good all those sluts who keep spreading their legs to blacks do need to be cure you sick whores ,now the sluts that fuck their own they don't need to be cure they just need to be banged alot
By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM
i hope this is a comedy. bitch would break in two if she was yanked on a chain like that.
CR is a crappy actress and SLJ should be ashamed of himself. Snakes On A Plane and now this????
By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM
I can't wait to see this movie!
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
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