54 Comments:

• Who the hell his this fat slob?

  By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

• Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch.

  By brandon davis, on 10:42 AM  

• Those first two photos look like he's attempting to do a sit-up. LOL
  
  Or maybe that's his "O" face.
  EIther way, it looks painful. Fat fuck.

  By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

• Dear lord. He has no business talking the shit he does.

  By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

• my crotch would be all screwed up too if he ent anywhere near it... I can smell him from here and I live in Philadelphia!!!

  By CRH, on 10:56 AM  

• Damn, he looks like a new mother with pups.
  I wonder if he lifts to wash under those mantits or trusts that the shower* water gets their on its own?
  
  *Provided this greasy fuck does actually shower.

  By joejoe, on 11:05 AM  

• THAT'S HOT!!!

  By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

• Brandon Davis Grill? Fuck no. I shudder to think what might be all up in his grill. Bet he hasn't brushed his teeth since last year.

  By Vigilante, on 11:12 AM  

• Somebody get him a man-zier quick!

  By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM  

• he's anal boy scout, always prepared - he licks the girl's butt, she thinks it's foreplay, but he's just oiling her up for brandon jr.

  By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

• dude looks like elvis in his bloated, drunk, dead-on-a-toilet-seat phase.

  By mannemo, on 11:26 AM  

• And he dares to make fun of Blohan? Fat greasy fuck!

  By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

• Where's Captain Ahab when you need him?

  By Gonzo, on 11:41 AM  

• Gross, someone harpoon that whale, STAT!
  
  Oh, sorry - I mean "Save the Whales"!

  By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

• lol @ gonzo!
  
  brandon davis is a fat, greasy pig.
  Looking at him made my vagina sad and angry...and dry.

  By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

• How does he maintain such a consistently high level of oiliness at all times? And why???

  By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM  

• Jesus. Nice eyebrow waxing, you fag.

  By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM  

• Quick! Quick! Get it back into the water before it dies!!!

  By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

• i'd lick his greasy sweaty balls, then make my way down to his greasy sweaty hairy butthole. mmmm-mmmm tasty!

  By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

• isn't he some half-assed "heir to an oil fortune"? does he actually store the oil in his bloated manatee-like body? they have barrels for that shit, brando....

  By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

• Can't you totally see him as the "fat kid" on the playground?

  By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

• As per your question, I can totally see him as poop...oily poop.

  By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM  

• These photos are hands down the most disturbing things I've ever seen on IDLYITW.

  By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

• he looks like sly stallone in the new rocky movie.

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• Seconds after these were taken, people from Greenpeace showed up and carefully rolled him back into the pool.

  By Enoughalready, on 12:41 PM  

• Check out those voluptuous manboobs.

  By Brandy, on 1:01 PM  

• holy shit....what is his problem. Lindsay Lohan needs to get in on this. What a fat fucking homo.

  By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

• i'd tittyfuck him in a heartbeat

  By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

• Well, now that Kramer has some free time he can bring the 'Bro' out of mothballs and put them on the market. Now that we have the perfect spokesmodel...

  By Holden Magroin, on 3:00 PM  

• who the hell is this fucktard? to me he's a faggy, grease ball, looser who's a t.p. cling on to hobo's tasty cakes.

  By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM  

• he can buy and sell all of us. quit posturing.

  By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

• He couldn't buy me. He can't afford me.

  By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

• Is the "Fat Elvis" look in this year? News to me.

  By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

• You think he's fat? You should see the rest of his family. Brandon is the "skinny" one. His brother is about 12 feet wide and 24 feet around.

  By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

• LMFAO over the situp comment.
  
  Lohan and Hilton will fuck just about anybody, won't they.

  By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

• ewwwwww he's so GROSS! who would EVER want to fuck that...oh yeah, Paris would HUH? Both are totally disgusting!

  By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

• is dat a sea lion ???? ew!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM  

• Lindsay gave him such an itch that he MUST scratch his balls regularly, even in public. Firecrotch's love gift to him was genital warts.

  By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

• Here's what he's thinking over the photo sequence:
  
  Pic 1,2: "Oh, shit. My cock and balls are itching again. Damn, I'm on a beach and I can't scratch. It's driving me craaazy!"
  
  Pic 3: "Maybe a cigarette will take my mind off the itching."
  
  Pic 4: "Damn cigarette didn't work. Still itching. Try sitting up."
  
  Pic 5,6: "To hell with it. Oooooh, yeah. Aaaaaaah. Feels so good to scratch."

  By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM  

• Kill it!!!!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM  

• ewww I wouldn't touch that thing not even for a million bucks

  By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM  

• BONUS!
  I'm posting a pic on my fridge to help my diet. No doubt my Hubby and I will lose 20 pounds, each, by February.
  EXTRA Bonus!
  The grease that drips from his pic will keep the fridge door lubricated.
  
  What a nasty, nasty, NASTY "man!"

  By CheeryBitch, on 6:58 PM  

• Personally I now believe that Lohan got her nickname when she promptly lit her crotch on fire after she rolled over in the morning, saw this pig lying there scratching his balls and realized that his oily, greasy cock had been inside her.

  By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM  

• looks like el gordo ordered the taco bell e-coli gorditas

  By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

• What an uttely pompous and obnoxious looking piece of shit.

  By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM  

• ^ 7:27 HAAAAHAAAAHAAAA That's funny.

  By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM  

• Another poster boy for the "do not repeal the estate tax" movement.

  By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM  

• lets not forget mischa barton let this repulsive entity do her for over a year. thats disturbing

  By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM  

• and who the fuck is that fat turd?? what is he famous for besides fucking Hollywood skanks?????

  By Anonymous, on 1:34 AM  

• Look who is bringing sexy back!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

• Jenny, why did you leave out the pic where he's trying to lick his mantit? Mmmmh, yummy!

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• Christsakes he is copping a feel on his greasy balls? He even has bigger tits than Paris or Firecrotch

  By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM  

• This guy is a fucken pig how can he make fun of anyone?

  By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

• For once im glad to see a celeb that doesn't care about their weight even if he's a fat slob

  By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM  

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