i'm so over Britney. actually, i'm too old to have been into her when she came out in the first place. can we please move on and forget about this talentless hack?
One more picture of this stupid ugly bitch and my head will start spinning around and then there is no exocisism clinic here ... So, where does that leave me? Spitting up peas and speaking in nonsense bullshit. Sadly, even with all that crap I will still be hotter than Shitney.
Lastly will someone PLEASE send the bitch a bottle of shampoo, on me.
Listening to her own music? Oh geez, that could only mean one thing; she's heading out on tour again. She has to brush up on her lyrics so her lip syncing is top notch.
Besides the obvious, mindless tweenagers and homosexual men, WHO actually buys tickets to her all-dance-no-sing concerts??
If you know someone who has purchased tickets to a Britney Spears concert, kill them. Do us all a favour and remove them from the gene pool. You'd be doing every human a favour. Thanks a bunch! :-D
jesus christ that song was awful. if she puts that on her upcoming album its sure to flop and get bad reviews. it sounds like shes trying to take a shit and howl at the moon at the same time.
How can she just go around with her nails looking like that? Either pay somebody to keep them up, or leave them bare. That is so tacky. But, we always knew she has no class.
they're mad because they were making one last attempt to shoot a comercial for the club, and then britney fainted, farted, then started to drink out of one of the toilets
I think it is funny that Pure thinks the same way I did when I heard the lame ass explanation about her "falling asleep" minutes after the deafening celebatory noise of New Years Eve.
Yeah right, (OR), that Pure must be the most boring club in exsistence if you can fall asleep during a New Years Eve party. Heh, heh, they should be pissed. She is so over.
She's pulling out the cooties and lice travelling all over her unwashed scalp..ugh. Let me go throw up. I can't believe she actually used to look really nice. Loser.
I don't feel sory for the club however. If they are dumb enough to give her an appearance fee, they should have to honor it-stupid, drugged out white trashiness aside.
Seriously, I'm like a celebrity gossip WHORE, and I'm going to have to just stop hitting all these sites if that slag's pics keep showing up. And I LOVE these sites!!! But I seriously nearly lose my breakfast when I see that hair of hers, those nails, that oily greasy skin. I start to get all itchy.
I'm not kidding, either. She's so gross, she makes ME want to take a shower.
first i would sniff behind her knee. then her armpit. then rub my face on her greasy hair. only then would i permit myself to enjoy the rapture of licking her c-section scar, on the way down to the abused clam. this woman is hottttt!
You know, one thing I've noticed about this one is that she's not too subtle. These "unwashed" pics are of her coming out of a studio, aren't they? Yeah, coming out of a studio and holding a disc. Could it be a new demo CD?? Possibly, or it could be a disc full of pics of her cooter. Yet every little Britney fan on the planet instantly pisses their pants, jumps up and down and yells "She's working on a new CD! She's working on a new CD! Woo hoo!".
I'm leaning towards it being blank. Or something even less valuable, like a mix CD that one of her loving fans gave her.
Or something of FedEx's that she plans on microwaving later.
Any way you slice it that disc in her hand is just a prop. Seriously, does anyone carry a disc around like that on purpose?
Todd: My good man: What's the point of posting commentary here if you folks are going to SIT ON IT for four freaking days and then "let 'er rip" while also uploading 6 new "bits" that absolutely buries the great commentary that might have been found on the previous bits? I mean good gosh man, how long you been doing this that you haven't figured that out yet?!!? Get Jenny's head out of your lap, sit up straight and fly right! Good God man! Have some standards! (I dare you to publish this!)
I get a kick out of the dude going "A little respect here..." when Britney parades out like the friggin Queen of England or something.
Where was the respect to my eyes and sanity when she flashed her chaffed, and swollen vagina at the world...three times no less. Oh yes, make way for the Queen....btw, someone needs to check and see if her kids are "napping" in the trunk_Opps! She did it again.
I heard she is saying she is going to be bigger and hotter with her comeback. Yeah,, hell, she never had any talent anyway. Maybe spreading her legs and getting porked by every hanging dick around,, may be her talent.
There are times when we don't have moderators to help us push comments through on the weekends. We allow anonymous posting, so the comments need to be moderated. We're working on rebuilding and upgrading the site so hopefully that won't be a problem in the future.
I have NEVER seen a photo or a video of her when she WASN'T chewing gum. She was even chewing gum while drinking champagne at Pure. Look at the videos. Does ANY other human being on the planet chew as much fucking gum as this woman? My god, she had her picture made with her mouth wide open and a wad of gum on view. She spoke at an awards ceremony with a wad of gum in her mouth. She went on David Letterman with her mouth full of gum. Does she have sex with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she EAT with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she smoke cigarettes with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SING with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SLEEP with a wad of gum in her mouth?
I think the gum thing annoys me more than the chewed fingernails, the bad hair, and the cowboy boots.
Just think, they're both useless, talentless morons, they never ever shower and/or bathe, and together they produce more grease than KFC, McDonald's and Burger King combined.
With their combined fortunes, they could buy a jet, invite their good friend Paris along and fly to exotic destinations...except that the grease will cover all the surfaces of the plane, making it impossible to fly or even land, and which time they will crash and burn...
Perfect, maybe we can even convince them to have Firecrotch on board.
And no, I'm not completely cruel and heartless...I hope the pilot and crew survive, but if they don't, at least their families will get a good settlement, and know they died for the good of mankind
I was laughing hysterically looking at the thumbnails, it looks like she's holding a roll of toilet paper. But then I made the mistake of looking at the full version, which caused nausea, blackouts, blindness and vomiting.
SHE'S been saying she'll clean up her act, but Britney Spears was out Monday night "drinking heavily at the bar" at the W Westwood, according to hotelchatter.com. The Web site reports Spears "entered in a short, black-and-white dress with a long black wig," After "an amorous public makeout session" in a cabana, "Spears and her mystery man went into the lobby and got a room for the night." Spears' spokespeople at Jive Records had no response.
Jenny: By posting my rant and actually responding to it (9:27p) you have once again confirmed why you're the coolest gal on MYspace (Which to me is sort of like being the hottest girl at the leper colony, but I digress...). Kudos to you Jenny! If I had to pick one person in this world to tell me to fuck off (Besides getting a fuck off text message from L.L.) it would be you. If I ever get fired, end up homeless, mumbling to myself, you're the person I'd choose to stalk (well actually right behind Britney -- Sorry but that whole c-section scar thing really gets me hot...)
From britneyspears.com: "The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it."
Where are the kids? seriously. Someone really needs to check and see if they are in the trunk. They might have their carseats on, but I bet their in the trunk.
I have NEVER seen a photo or a video of her when she WASN'T chewing gum. She was even chewing gum while drinking champagne at Pure. Look at the videos. Does ANY other human being on the planet chew as much fucking gum as this woman? My god, she had her picture made with her mouth wide open and a wad of gum on view. She spoke at an awards ceremony with a wad of gum in her mouth. She went on David Letterman with her mouth full of gum. Does she have sex with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she EAT with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she smoke cigarettes with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SING with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SLEEP with a wad of gum in her mouth?
I think the gum thing annoys me more than the chewed fingernails, the bad hair, and the cowboy boots.
7:04 AM
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Because she's probably chewing Nicorette. She's forever being photographed doing one of two things: smoking or chewing gum. I have no doubt she chews Nicorette.
Now, I'm not saying her Nicorette habit is entirely bad. Afterall, Nicorette is probably the only reason her kids haven't, atleast to this point, met early, violent deaths.
Nicorette would be wise to sign her to an endorsement deal? Nah, they'd certainly prefer an endorsement with someone attempting to quit smoking. Not some inbred redneck who uses their product simply because she's indoors. ;)
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dum de dum dum da.
i'm so over Britney. actually, i'm too old to have been into her when she came out in the first place. can we please move on and forget about this talentless hack?
thank you.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Are you trying to kill us?
One more picture of this stupid ugly bitch and my head will start spinning around and then there is no exocisism clinic here ... So, where does that leave me? Spitting up peas and speaking in nonsense bullshit. Sadly, even with all that crap I will still be hotter than Shitney.
Lastly will someone PLEASE send the bitch a bottle of shampoo, on me.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Yawn. Wake me when there are pics of her hairy asshole.
Britney posts are becoming as boring and repetitive as Anniston / Jolie posts.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
I actually played this for my employees and we all had a huge laugh. Listening to your own shitty music. Too funny!
Looooooooooooooser, wash and comb your hair.
By chuggdog, on 1:50 PM
Listening to her own music? Oh geez, that could only mean one thing; she's heading out on tour again. She has to brush up on her lyrics so her lip syncing is top notch.
Besides the obvious, mindless tweenagers and homosexual men, WHO actually buys tickets to her all-dance-no-sing concerts??
If you know someone who has purchased tickets to a Britney Spears concert, kill them. Do us all a favour and remove them from the gene pool. You'd be doing every human a favour. Thanks a bunch! :-D
By joejoe, on 1:50 PM
HEY XMEN ARE COOL AND BRITNEY IS A DRUNK WHORE, DONT COMPARE THE 2
By BLADE, on 2:02 PM
jesus christ that song was awful. if she puts that on her upcoming album its sure to flop and get bad reviews. it sounds like shes trying to take a shit and howl at the moon at the same time.
By prettyboy, on 2:03 PM
How can she just go around with her nails looking like that? Either pay somebody to keep them up, or leave them bare. That is so tacky. But, we always knew she has no class.
A shower would be good too. Ewww.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Let the loser implosion continue. Briteny, Lohan, Federline. It's your turn next, Paris.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
wtf? I *looooved* that song three years ago when it was "Pure Shores" by All Saints. She's so damned over...
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
How pathetic are these parasitic paparazzi begging her for attention...
They are all whores.
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
they're mad because they were making one last attempt to shoot a comercial for the club, and then britney fainted, farted, then started to drink out of one of the toilets
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
This bitch is done.
She should take her two kids and go back to her double wide in Louisianna. She will never be considered hot again.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
if someone paid me that much I'd be up all the next day too...what a dumbass!
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
Britney has to listen to her own album because no one else will. It worked for Paris.
By Brandy, on 6:29 PM
Why does she have green hair? To match her outfit? Nah, that would require thought now wouldn't it.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
Dang yall that's crazy. Pay me, I go to that club
By Please Eat My Pies, on 8:54 PM
"Gee, I just wants to be left alone" (rolls down convertible top)
"Why is everyone bothering me?" (chomps gum, looks around to see if she is noticed)
"I mean can't no body have sum fun?" (pushes button for cued up CD of her own music and turns it up)
"I jest wanna be a good mom, Did I say I miss my boo boos?"
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
"Gee, I just wants to be left alone" (rolls down convertible top)
"Why is everyone bothering me?" (chomps gum, looks around to see if she is noticed)
"I mean can't no body have sum fun?" (pushes button for cued up CD of her own music and turns it up)
"I jest wanna be a good mom, Did I say I miss my boo boos?"
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
Britney Spears: next stop the Las Vegas Hilton, and Branson Missouri.
No offense to Las Vegas, and Branson Missouri.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
I think it is funny that Pure thinks the same way I did when I heard the lame ass explanation about her "falling asleep" minutes after the deafening celebatory noise of New Years Eve.
Yeah right, (OR), that Pure must be the most boring club in exsistence if you can fall asleep during a New Years Eve party. Heh, heh, they should be pissed. She is so over.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
She's pulling out the cooties and lice travelling all over her unwashed scalp..ugh. Let me go throw up. I can't believe she actually used to look really nice. Loser.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
For now on - she's my new hero...
"Falling asleep" is a very poetic description of "passing out"
By Delgado, on 2:54 AM
I think she said her New Year's resolution is to "take care of me." Cause two kids don't exist at home.
By Laurie, on 6:43 AM
I don't feel sory for the club however. If they are dumb enough to give her an appearance fee, they should have to honor it-stupid, drugged out white trashiness aside.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
Seriously, I'm like a celebrity gossip WHORE, and I'm going to have to just stop hitting all these sites if that slag's pics keep showing up. And I LOVE these sites!!! But I seriously nearly lose my breakfast when I see that hair of hers, those nails, that oily greasy skin. I start to get all itchy.
I'm not kidding, either. She's so gross, she makes ME want to take a shower.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
OMG, I saw the pic before reading anything and thought it was a picture of Courtney Love!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Where's Todd??
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
first i would sniff behind her knee. then her armpit. then rub my face on her greasy hair. only then would i permit myself to enjoy the rapture of licking her c-section scar, on the way down to the abused clam. this woman is hottttt!
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
She looks smelly again,,,
Hey BRIT,,, U where cute once!!!,,,,
Wait.. its time to turn plastic,,,
By burntfinger, on 1:40 PM
9.33
Hey now, just cause she's white trash doesn't mean we want her here in Missouri! We have so much better talent then her in Branson
By sundaydrive00, on 1:58 PM
Testing, testing...is this thing on?
How's your pelvis today, Tood?
You know, one thing I've noticed about this one is that she's not too subtle. These "unwashed" pics are of her coming out of a studio, aren't they? Yeah, coming out of a studio and holding a disc. Could it be a new demo CD?? Possibly, or it could be a disc full of pics of her cooter. Yet every little Britney fan on the planet instantly pisses their pants, jumps up and down and yells "She's working on a new CD! She's working on a new CD! Woo hoo!".
I'm leaning towards it being blank. Or something even less valuable, like a mix CD that one of her loving fans gave her.
Or something of FedEx's that she plans on microwaving later.
Any way you slice it that disc in her hand is just a prop. Seriously, does anyone carry a disc around like that on purpose?
By Vigilante, on 2:12 PM
Oily hair and skin, chipped nails, meh. I'm just glad I can't see her vag.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Todd: My good man: What's the point of posting commentary here if you folks are going to SIT ON IT for four freaking days and then "let 'er rip" while also uploading 6 new "bits" that absolutely buries the great commentary that might have been found on the previous bits? I mean good gosh man, how long you been doing this that you haven't figured that out yet?!!? Get Jenny's head out of your lap, sit up straight and fly right! Good God man! Have some standards! (I dare you to publish this!)
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...
"OMG, I saw the pic before reading anything and thought it was a picture of Courtney Love!"
That's a fact Jack! She looks totally wasted and slimey. What can she be thinking?.......wait, Britney Spears actually thinking- stupid question.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
Sundaydrive00- Please accept my most humble apology for implying that Britney Spears could be associated with Branson Missouri.
My only excuse was that I was temporarily impaired by looking at her image too long.
Sincerely, 9:33
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
I get a kick out of the dude going "A little respect here..." when Britney parades out like the friggin Queen of England or something.
Where was the respect to my eyes and sanity when she flashed her chaffed, and swollen vagina at the world...three times no less. Oh yes, make way for the Queen....btw, someone needs to check and see if her kids are "napping" in the trunk_Opps! She did it again.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
is it possible to be more of a fuck-up than britney?
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
I heard she is saying she is going to be bigger and hotter with her comeback.
Yeah,, hell, she never had any talent anyway.
Maybe spreading her legs and getting porked by every hanging dick around,, may be her talent.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
Eeeww. she looks like a fag. Britney-fucking-Spears!
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
Look at her hair??! It's short once more. A total complete loser! LOSER.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
anonymous 5:02,
There are times when we don't have moderators to help us push comments through on the weekends. We allow anonymous posting, so the comments need to be moderated. We're working on rebuilding and upgrading the site so hopefully that won't be a problem in the future.
Oh, and fuck off.
Just kidding.
By Jenny, on 9:27 PM
I found a leaked version of her song... if you wanna listen I loaded it to my site:
http://www.rockonxox.com/spears_rebellionleak.mp3
I think it's horrid and she'll need to do a lot better for her "comeback" but we'll see I guess.
By Lauren, on 10:30 PM
It amazes me that someone who has pickled her liver every night for the past month can't stay awake when she's getting paid to party.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
I have NEVER seen a photo or a video of her when she WASN'T chewing gum. She was even chewing gum while drinking champagne at Pure. Look at the videos. Does ANY other human being on the planet chew as much fucking gum as this woman? My god, she had her picture made with her mouth wide open and a wad of gum on view. She spoke at an awards ceremony with a wad of gum in her mouth. She went on David Letterman with her mouth full of gum. Does she have sex with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she EAT with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she smoke cigarettes with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SING with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SLEEP with a wad of gum in her mouth?
I think the gum thing annoys me more than the chewed fingernails, the bad hair, and the cowboy boots.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM
I want her to date Brandon Davis.
Just think, they're both useless, talentless morons, they never ever shower and/or bathe, and together they produce more grease than KFC, McDonald's and Burger King combined.
With their combined fortunes, they could buy a jet, invite their good friend Paris along and fly to exotic destinations...except that the grease will cover all the surfaces of the plane, making it impossible to fly or even land, and which time they will crash and burn...
Perfect, maybe we can even convince them to have Firecrotch on board.
And no, I'm not completely cruel and heartless...I hope the pilot and crew survive, but if they don't, at least their families will get a good settlement, and know they died for the good of mankind
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
I was laughing hysterically looking at the thumbnails, it looks like she's holding a roll of toilet paper. But then I made the mistake of looking at the full version, which caused nausea, blackouts, blindness and vomiting.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
From the Daily News:
SHE'S been saying she'll clean up her act, but Britney Spears was out Monday night "drinking heavily at the bar" at the W Westwood, according to hotelchatter.com. The Web site reports Spears "entered in a short, black-and-white dress with a long black wig," After "an amorous public makeout session" in a cabana, "Spears and her mystery man went into the lobby and got a room for the night." Spears' spokespeople at Jive Records had no response.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
Jenny: By posting my rant and actually responding to it (9:27p) you have once again confirmed why you're the coolest gal on MYspace (Which to me is sort of like being the hottest girl at the leper colony, but I digress...). Kudos to you Jenny! If I had to pick one person in this world to tell me to fuck off (Besides getting a fuck off text message from L.L.) it would be you. If I ever get fired, end up homeless, mumbling to myself, you're the person I'd choose to stalk (well actually right behind Britney -- Sorry but that whole c-section scar thing really gets me hot...)
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
"I think it's horrid and she'll need to do a lot better for her "comeback" but we'll see I guess."
It can't be any worse than "Hit me baby one more time," right? And that song made her bazillions.
By Laurie, on 12:29 PM
Whenever I look at the bottom pics, for a split second I think she is holding a roll of toilet paper.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Me too,, its subliminal,,
Meaning shit!!
By burntfinger, on 1:07 PM
Oh, this is too good...
From britneyspears.com:
"The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it."
Chew on that.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Where are the kids? seriously. Someone really needs to check and see if they are in the trunk. They might have their carseats on, but I bet their in the trunk.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
Anonymous said...
I have NEVER seen a photo or a video of her when she WASN'T chewing gum. She was even chewing gum while drinking champagne at Pure. Look at the videos. Does ANY other human being on the planet chew as much fucking gum as this woman? My god, she had her picture made with her mouth wide open and a wad of gum on view. She spoke at an awards ceremony with a wad of gum in her mouth. She went on David Letterman with her mouth full of gum. Does she have sex with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she EAT with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she smoke cigarettes with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SING with a wad of gum in her mouth? Does she SLEEP with a wad of gum in her mouth?
I think the gum thing annoys me more than the chewed fingernails, the bad hair, and the cowboy boots.
7:04 AM
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Because she's probably chewing Nicorette. She's forever being photographed doing one of two things: smoking or chewing gum. I have no doubt she chews Nicorette.
Now, I'm not saying her Nicorette habit is entirely bad.
Afterall, Nicorette is probably the only reason her kids haven't, atleast to this point, met early, violent deaths.
Nicorette would be wise to sign her to an endorsement deal?
Nah, they'd certainly prefer an endorsement with someone attempting to quit smoking. Not some inbred redneck who uses their product simply because she's indoors. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:27 PM
Idiotic, pathetic, fugly waste of dna.
By Johnny Depp Fan, on 8:02 AM
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