How funny that it takes a horse hair wig and caked on professional make-up for you guys to say she "looks good". That's her entire career. She an ugly and sloppy piece of trash in real life. Those candid pictures don't lie.
Yeah, it's his year alright! All he has to do is pretend he likes her and she'll marry him and he'll make some cash.
What do he and K-Fed have in common:
Wanna-be rappers Poser "Gangsta" clothes (ugh) Trying to find the easy road to "celebrity" No real job Into smoking pot
PS It's bizarre being in a new relationship when your breasts are filled with the breastmilk of someone else's baby, no? "Don't go near my breasts, I'm lactating."
Anon at 7:33 - Good point and Ew. I love, love, love, Kfed Lite's quote. How does she find them? Cruise the stripbars during free wing night? She can't work the internets/ Myspace can she? It's a mystery.
I am assuming Brit's rebelious attitude lately is due to the fact that when she was on top she was working and touring, and when she settled down she went stratight into a so-called marraige and became pregnant. I am seriously trying to give this girl the benefit of the doubt that maybe just maybe she is finally able to have a little more freedom at 25 or 26, and don't know how to handle her new found freedom.
If she is trying to make a comback this is definitely not the way to do it. She needs to first stay away from these broke down wanna be rap star/hip-hop dudes, get a new stylist, new hair style, skin care, even thou she is not fat but I would recommend a trainer to help tone her up more, and a darn good PR person to fix the damage she has done. I believe she can still save herself, that's if she wants to.
There's speculation that JJ is never in any photos because he is all kinds of fucked up from all the coke Shitney did while pregnant...what a cunt. PS-she should just wash her real hair and take care of it and she wouldn't have to glue Parisite's old hair on her dirty head.
britney is still very young. for most of her life she's been working, then she jumped right into marriage and kids. It's too bad...she probably needed some guidance somewhere and to just take some time off, away from the cameras and everything, and just figure out who she was. it's sad.
She looks great in the top picture and her makeup doesn't look caked on. it doesn't look like she's wearing that much really.
damn britney has aged a lot. those pregnancies fucked her up bad.
and these 2 obviously seem like a match made in heaven.........they're both extremely retarded. we can conclude that k-fed is a bum but you cant deny that kevin was the brains of the marriage. can you just imagine the conversation between britney and this new guy. i'm sure it includes a lot of "HUH's and "WHAT's" and confused looks. hes a redneck and shes a redneck so what the hell. may they live happily ever after.
Some people are doomed to live a life of bitter disappointments and failure. Britney is obviously one of them. Hooking up with an avid pot smoking unemployed wanna-be (again).
Geeze, no pity here man. All her wounds are self inflicted.
i liked being pregnant ya'll but i ain't know i had to take care of the lil critters. ain't that what nannies are for? aw shucks, i remember when momma was pregnant with jamie lynn, we had a nanner and he had tooken good care of us....yup. me and my brother would swim around in that lil lake under the out-house.
Well I think we should commend Brit Brit for having the decency to cover up her not-so-goodies.
Also, I am really sick of people defending her neglectful parenting skills on being young. Look, if she got knocked up once by accident, maybe - MAYBE - she could use that for about a month until reality set in. But honey, when you go and get yourself pregnant again, how about taking that whole "Mother" title to heart?
Does anybody else think the new dude looks a shit load like k-fed. seriously bitch stop dating whit trash, then again you know what they say 'money doesnt buy taste'.
People who defend Britney are funny... and delusional. It's not that hard people. Birds fly south and bears hibernate in the winter for the same reason white trash girls hook up and have kids with a series of loser retards. They're just following their natural born instincts.
Maybe it's better if she isn't around her kids. She wouldn't have succeeded if she weren't surrounded by competent people. Maybe they will hire a good nanny who will do a better job than Britney.
If I ran into that girl on the beach, I would think "Skank!" and laugh at all the cottage cheese on her ass and her frizzy-fried nappy head. I feel so sorry for B.Spear
...and let me tell you: Nuthin' says I'm coming off of back to back births like what she's packing in these pictures... Can we all just assume that the "Oops I did it again" gal I used to love sooooo much I would have thrown my wife under Billy Zane's camo shorts, is long long gone baby...baby...
Gee, glad to see she learned a lesson from her horrific failure of a marriage by moving from one scruffy wigger good-for-nothing nobody to.... another scruffy wigger good-for-nothing nobody. What a complete moron. I pity her children. Who wants to take bets on how long before she's popping out this lowlife's spawn too?
7:33 - you cannot breastfeed and smoke/drink. nor can you breastfeed and be out all night. babies eat every few hours. no exceptions. although i agree that its really fucking weird to be dating someone who JUSt had a baby! Gross!
Her boobs look pretty good for someone who had two babies and just let their milk dry up...she had to have had implants or they'd be A LOT smaller and saggier than they appear to be.
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I actually think she looks good in the banner pic - the rest not so much.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
She actually looks pretty cute in the top pic. But could she have possibly picked anyone who looked more like K-fart? BLEAH
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
How funny that it takes a horse hair wig and caked on professional make-up for you guys to say she "looks good". That's her entire career. She an ugly and sloppy piece of trash in real life. Those candid pictures don't lie.
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
in the last pic, Eyezit must be thinking that he's dating Hail(damage)e (dingle)Berry.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
Yeah, it's his year alright! All he has to do is pretend he likes her and she'll marry him and he'll make some cash.
What do he and K-Fed have in common:
Wanna-be rappers
Poser "Gangsta" clothes (ugh)
Trying to find the easy road to "celebrity"
No real job
Into smoking pot
PS It's bizarre being in a new relationship when your breasts are filled with the breastmilk of someone else's baby, no? "Don't go near my breasts, I'm lactating."
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
Smoking cigarettes makes cellulite worse so she she should have quit a long time ago.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
@ 7:33 ...... Britney's not lactating. She didn't breastfeed either baby, so her breastmilk dried up not long after the last one was born.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
He looks alot more kind and alot less dIrty!
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
Um doesn't she have children? She's never with them.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
Does Jayden James exist? Why have I never seen a picture of her mysterious second child?
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Anon at 7:33 - Good point and Ew.
I love, love, love, Kfed Lite's quote. How does she find them? Cruise the stripbars during free wing night? She can't work the internets/ Myspace can she? It's a mystery.
By Jacquie, on 8:37 PM
I am assuming Brit's rebelious attitude lately is due to the fact that when she was on top she was working and touring, and when she settled down she went stratight into a so-called marraige and became pregnant. I am seriously trying to give this girl the benefit of the doubt that maybe just maybe she is finally able to have a little more freedom at 25 or 26, and don't know how to handle her new found freedom.
If she is trying to make a comback this is definitely not the way to do it. She needs to first stay away from these broke down wanna be rap star/hip-hop dudes, get a new stylist, new hair style, skin care, even thou she is not fat but I would recommend a trainer to help tone her up more, and a darn good PR person to fix the damage she has done. I believe she can still save herself, that's if she wants to.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
There's speculation that JJ is never in any photos because he is all kinds of fucked up from all the coke Shitney did while pregnant...what a cunt. PS-she should just wash her real hair and take care of it and she wouldn't have to glue Parisite's old hair on her dirty head.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
9:27, please don't recommend any ways to "come back" because most of us are happy she's on the road to going away.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
britney is still very young. for most of her life she's been working, then she jumped right into marriage and kids. It's too bad...she probably needed some guidance somewhere and to just take some time off, away from the cameras and everything, and just figure out who she was. it's sad.
She looks great in the top picture and her makeup doesn't look caked on. it doesn't look like she's wearing that much really.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
he's kind of hot...... :( I hate myself
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
He has a tramp stamp! LOL! What a fag.
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By Ali, on 11:29 PM
BRITNEY IS STILL A HO, THATS NOTHING NEW EITHER
By BLADE, on 11:52 PM
Good, because the world needs more Jewish gangster rappers.
What's this guy's stagename? MC Mazel Tov??
Nothing says 'street tough' like dreidels, bagels and bar mitzvahs.
Oy vey!
By joejoe, on 1:21 AM
"9:27, please don't recommend any ways to 'come back' because most of us are happy she's on the road to going away."
Can you get an "AMEN!"?
By Laurie, on 4:13 AM
joejoe.... you said it! LOL
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
i heard he has a 10-inch wang
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
She looks giddy as hell sitting next to that brainiac.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
LMAO@k-fed lite bwuahahahhahahaa
damn britney has aged a lot. those pregnancies fucked her up bad.
and these 2 obviously seem like a match made in heaven.........they're both extremely retarded. we can conclude that k-fed is a bum but you cant deny that kevin was the brains of the marriage. can you just imagine the conversation between britney and this new guy. i'm sure it includes a lot of "HUH's and "WHAT's" and confused looks. hes a redneck and shes a redneck so what the hell. may they live happily ever after.
doofus ahahaha. havent heard that word in years
By prettyboy, on 9:20 AM
i didn't think jews generally went in for white trash.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
why doenst she just get with a black man already and quit frontin? or at least a whiteboy who doesnt think he's black or a "rapper".
By Niecy, on 10:48 AM
wow, retardo-britney sure is quick! "k-fed treated me bad.. i guess i need a k-fed number 2!"
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
check out the fat ass and cellulite in that last pic... goddamn, you'd HAVE to be a golddigger to tap that.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Lump lingered last in line for brains.
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane....
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump.....
Now use the same melody for my version:
Take a dump, a dump, a dump on Shitney's head....
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
K-fed lite!!!!!!!!!! that is soooo freegin funny!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
7:33 no truer words man, truer words...
Some people are doomed to live a life of bitter disappointments and failure. Britney is obviously one of them. Hooking up with an avid pot smoking unemployed wanna-be (again).
Geeze, no pity here man. All her wounds are self inflicted.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
He uses pages of the Bible to roll joints. I'm glad to see that Britney is dating a higher class of man with her children in mind.
Note that he is using the pages of the Old Testiment(Leviticus). I guess he must be a Jewish rebel without a cause.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
"Eyezik"??? Dear Lord what a poser. He must have sat around trying out 'cool' ways to spell his name as he dreamed of being a huge superstar.
"It's all in the name....let's see...'Eye..zack', cool,...naw...'Izz ick' um.. I got it!! "Eyezik" Man I'm gonna be a star with a name like this!!"
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Britney is an airhead, he is an airhead, they are a perfect match!
By TiredOfAirheads, on 1:33 PM
I can't BELIEVE none of you mentioned that HIDEOUS cellulite in the last pic... on the ass w/ a bunch veins. Yes, veins and cellulite. Bon appetite.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
i liked being pregnant ya'll but i ain't know i had to take care of the lil critters. ain't that what nannies are for? aw shucks, i remember when momma was pregnant with jamie lynn, we had a nanner and he had tooken good care of us....yup. me and my brother would swim around in that lil lake under the out-house.
By britney spears, on 2:36 PM
Needed: One surgical airstrike on the loser factory that keeps churning out these loser Brittany boys.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
Well I think we should commend Brit Brit for having the decency to cover up her not-so-goodies.
Also, I am really sick of people defending her neglectful parenting skills on being young. Look, if she got knocked up once by accident, maybe - MAYBE - she could use that for about a month until reality set in. But honey, when you go and get yourself pregnant again, how about taking that whole "Mother" title to heart?
By Lale, on 8:15 PM
Does anybody else think the new dude looks a shit load like k-fed. seriously bitch stop dating whit trash, then again you know what they say 'money doesnt buy taste'.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
I feel so bad for her kids....Angelina and Brad Pitt should adopt them. They're in more need than those shmuck-kids in Africa.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 AM
People who defend Britney are funny... and delusional. It's not that hard people. Birds fly south and bears hibernate in the winter for the same reason white trash girls hook up and have kids with a series of loser retards. They're just following their natural born instincts.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Maybe it's better if she isn't around her kids. She wouldn't have succeeded if she weren't surrounded by competent people. Maybe they will hire a good nanny who will do a better job than Britney.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
If I ran into that girl on the beach, I would think "Skank!"
and laugh at all the cottage cheese on her ass and her frizzy-fried nappy head. I feel so sorry for B.Spear
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
"Eyezit"??? Oh Brother.....from KFed to "EZ".
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
...and let me tell you: Nuthin' says I'm coming off of back to back births like what she's packing in these pictures... Can we all just assume that the "Oops I did it again" gal I used to love sooooo much I would have thrown my wife under Billy Zane's camo shorts, is long long gone baby...baby...
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Gee, glad to see she learned a lesson from her horrific failure of a marriage by moving from one scruffy wigger good-for-nothing nobody to.... another scruffy wigger good-for-nothing nobody. What a complete moron. I pity her children. Who wants to take bets on how long before she's popping out this lowlife's spawn too?
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
you can make a woman lactate by persistently sucking on her nipples over a period of time, even if she's never been pregnant or given birth
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
i can't believe anyone this dumb has the last name cohen. i guarantee his mom was hittin it with the mailman.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
Don't you have to be handsome to be a model? He's fuggly.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
7:33 - you cannot breastfeed and smoke/drink. nor can you breastfeed and be out all night. babies eat every few hours. no exceptions. although i agree that its really fucking weird to be dating someone who JUSt had a baby! Gross!
Her boobs look pretty good for someone who had two babies and just let their milk dry up...she had to have had implants or they'd be A LOT smaller and saggier than they appear to be.
By Anonymous, on 5:54 AM
If you really want to see something sad, go watch Brit's "I'm A Slave For You" video -- probably the last time she looked fit and hot.
By Piquebu, on 8:39 AM
I'd still hit it!
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Why do wiggers still wear their pants hanging halfway down thier asses?
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
her poor kids...
By jessie, on 9:16 AM
what a whore!!!!!!1111
By Anonymous, on 4:55 AM
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