Come on guys give the girl a break. Once her Broke, lame-ass boyfriends spend all her money and let bank account shrivel to nothing, she will be in the WIC office with the rest of us single mothers. She can move into my trailer park any time. She just can't use my out house. I don't need her diseased crotch spreading disease on my toilet!!
She has no fucking chance. She'll never be hot again and any attempt at recording or performing will be a waste of time and money.
With the amount of money she has, she'll make more if she invested it in T-Bills and just sat around. She looks like she is really better at that than anything else at this point.
T-Bill? Dint he direck that movie about the old airpanes? The one with that Green Goblet fella from Spider-Man? I looooove Spider Man! *scratch* Do you think there's a real Spider-Man? I bet there is! I wanna go see the real Spider Man! I will sing *burp!* for him and make him eat a chalklate piggy with me and he will loooooove me and *pfooot!* eww! then he will marry me!
"The 13 year old blonde in 2003 wearing the lavender Izod and fresh manicure singing along to Toxic is now the 16 year old with black hair and bangles, huffing in her parents' basement to My Chemical Romance"
britney doesnt have a music career anymore. all her fans were 12-16 year old girls and those girls have grown out of that bubble gum pop phase (which is already pretty much dead anyway) and moved on to better music. justin and christina were able to get out of the pop world just fine and found success while marketing their albums to a more mature and urban market.
britney will never have that luck. she let her managers and record company control her which in turn prevented her from creative freedom which in turn puts her at a very difficult position. my suggestion is......start singing country music. thats the only way out because shes proved shes a redneck and isnt worth her own weight in cat piss so time to find a new way to hustle.
britney will never have that luck. she let her managers and record company control her which in turn prevented her from creative freedom which in turn puts her at a very difficult position.
Does anyone really think that Britney would have benefitted from "creative freedom". She's as dumb as a bag of hair, with zero talent. Giving her creative wouldn't do her any good, we would have songs about cheetos, red bull and flip flops.
Does anyone really think that Britney would have benefitted from "creative freedom".
that's the whole thing.. she was only successful when people told her what to do. when she wanted to "live her own life," her stupidity became very apparent. she's too dumb to make her own decisions.
The problem with britney is she is bleeding cash faster than she is making it. The divorce is going to hurt her financially. No one is going to buy her records. It's over, but britney doesn't realize it. She will be broke in about 6-8 years. (Look at Whitneys business model). By 32 she will be the puchline of a party joke. That is if she is alive.
I miss Selena...at least she could sing. All Britney does is dress like a trashy ho and let the synthesizer do all the talking. Though I'll admit I have three of her albums on my computer and have for years...oh the irony. (I will not admit that I listen to them.)
Why? Madonna is over in America and doing average sales in Europe, how is that going to help Britney. People can't stand Madonna or Britney. At least Britney was selling more in America. Britney's last cd sold more than Madonna's last cd.
u didn't have to take a stab at selena. her album would've sold anyways cuz she had talent and was very beautiful. brit on the other hand has none of that and her career is done.
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She needs to call Madonna asap.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
trainwreak! Period!
They make a great couple and are probably in the running for Vista Manor Mobile Homes Couple of the Year!
By chuggdog, on 11:04 AM
Can I shoot her? I'm not in her fanclub, but hey, anything to help out the album...
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Gotta give ole Eyezik credit, he's good at hiding the yarmulke with his varied collection of hoodies.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
nice king-of-the-jews taunt on his sweatshirt. i bet he carries around genuine replica crucifixion nails. somebody should go melgibson on his ass.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
This trainwreck will ramble on for months to come...
Just ahead, a glue factory followed by a leper colony. Should be interesting to see...
By joejoe, on 11:12 AM
yeah, her album will be a huge pile of crap just like she is.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Come on guys give the girl a break. Once her Broke, lame-ass boyfriends spend all her money and let bank account shrivel to nothing, she will be in the WIC office with the rest of us single mothers. She can move into my trailer park any time. She just can't use my out house. I don't need her diseased crotch spreading disease on my toilet!!
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
She has no fucking chance. She'll never be hot again and any attempt at recording or performing will be a waste of time and money.
With the amount of money she has, she'll make more if she invested it in T-Bills and just sat around. She looks like she is really better at that than anything else at this point.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Come on guys, she can move into my trailer park any time, I just won't let her use my outhouse, because I'm afraid of craps.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
...His name is spelled "Eyezik?"
Oh God.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I agree with you 11:42 but to you think she even knows what a T-Bill is? She probably thinks that is the name of her next wigger boyfriend.
By Brandy, on 11:47 AM
As a straight male I can sadly say that I'd rather stick my dick in her boyfriend than in her.
She looks like someone hooked her up to a liposuction machine and then accidentally reversed the flow.
Hell, Tara has a better body than Shitney at this point!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
T-Bill? Dint he direck that movie about the old airpanes? The one with that Green Goblet fella from Spider-Man? I looooove Spider Man! *scratch* Do you think there's a real Spider-Man? I bet there is! I wanna go see the real Spider Man! I will sing *burp!* for him and make him eat a chalklate piggy with me and he will loooooove me and *pfooot!* eww! then he will marry me!
*burp!*
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
At first glance, I thought the title of this post was Britney Spears is Gonna Be Huge. At least that has a very good chance of coming true...
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
"The 13 year old blonde in 2003 wearing the lavender Izod and fresh manicure singing along to Toxic is now the 16 year old with black hair and bangles, huffing in her parents' basement to My Chemical Romance"
lol genius! that's so funny.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
is now the 16 year old with black hair and bangles, huffing in her parents' basement to My Chemical Romance.
lol! that was gold
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
britney doesnt have a music career anymore. all her fans were 12-16 year old girls and those girls have grown out of that bubble gum pop phase (which is already pretty much dead anyway) and moved on to better music. justin and christina were able to get out of the pop world just fine and found success while marketing their albums to a more mature and urban market.
britney will never have that luck. she let her managers and record company control her which in turn prevented her from creative freedom which in turn puts her at a very difficult position. my suggestion is......start singing country music. thats the only way out because shes proved shes a redneck and isnt worth her own weight in cat piss so time to find a new way to hustle.
By prettyboy, on 2:05 PM
britney will never have that luck. she let her managers and record company control her which in turn prevented her from creative freedom which in turn puts her at a very difficult position.
Does anyone really think that Britney would have benefitted from "creative freedom". She's as dumb as a bag of hair, with zero talent. Giving her creative wouldn't do her any good, we would have songs about cheetos, red bull and flip flops.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Does anyone really think that Britney would have benefitted from "creative freedom".
that's the whole thing.. she was only successful when people told her what to do. when she wanted to "live her own life," her stupidity became very apparent. she's too dumb to make her own decisions.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
The problem with britney is she is bleeding cash faster than she is making it. The divorce is going to hurt her financially. No one is going to buy her records. It's over, but britney doesn't realize it. She will be broke in about 6-8 years. (Look at Whitneys business model). By 32 she will be the puchline of a party joke. That is if she is alive.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
I love the cross-eyed hillbilly look in #2
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Christ!! There's nothing more disgusting to me than chipped up nasty nail polish. Fingers and Toes.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Forget music. She should make a movie co-starring Jessica Simpson. I'm sure *that* would revive BOTH of their careers.
:::insert exaggerated wink here::::
By Piquebu, on 9:22 PM
I miss Selena...at least she could sing. All Britney does is dress like a trashy ho and let the synthesizer do all the talking. Though I'll admit I have three of her albums on my computer and have for years...oh the irony. (I will not admit that I listen to them.)
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
She needs to call Madonna asap.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
Why? Madonna is over in America and doing average sales in Europe, how is that going to help Britney. People can't stand Madonna or Britney. At least Britney was selling more in America. Britney's last cd sold more than Madonna's last cd.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
The bitch is done she should just concentrate on rainsing her kids and forget about singing again go away bitch
By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM
I find it amusing that Mena Suvari's boob posting has twice as many hits as this story.
Britney is old news.
By jeditemple, on 9:55 AM
Britney's everyday life will always be news, regardless of her floundering career....
The American media loves to cover the lives of braindead women.
Just ask the Schiavo family...lol......;)
By joejoe, on 11:09 AM
u didn't have to take a stab at selena. her album would've sold anyways cuz she had talent and was very beautiful. brit on the other hand has none of that and her career is done.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Don't think Britney's new album is going to be quite as huge as her fat ass.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
fat pig
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
I have this morbid fascination with her, like watching a fat person at an all you can eat buffet. I just can't stop looking.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
I have this morbid fascination with her, like watching a fat person at an all you can eat buffet. I just can't stop looking.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
this album is going to go down the toilet where it belongs
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
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